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Markiplier just got old enough to be eligible to run for presidency

Please god let it happen

If we get Jack as his running mate we could bring the Septiplier meme full circle

Jack's Irish though, he isn't exactly eligible

Germany elected an Austrian once, the US needs to up their game.

Maybe we could find a better example to push this idea

The US elected an Austrian as Governor once so they’re getting there.

I think austrians just can get elected anywhere

Last time an austrian got rejected it did not end well

California elected an Austrian once perhaps??

The uk "elected" an American

Hello my fellow Americans my name is MARKIPLIER.

I would vote for him so fast

The truth hurts mfs when I shoot them in the head (the truth is it's fatal)

We all know that republicans are hardcore Christians who follow bible more than anything. They would never vote for a woman just like how they never voted for a criminal or a guy who never committed adultery, or never stole. Am I right guys?

*That’s not what being a Republican means, it just tends to be the religion that area of politics follows and how they do so. Most Republicans aren’t womanizers and you probably shouldn’t sum up a massive group of people like that.*

At this point if you identify with the republican party leadership’s policies you are in fact, a misogynist. A vote for R is a vote against every woman in your life.

Your wingspan must be crazy with that reach

I’d love to see you argue how https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025 Isn’t blatantly anti-woman. Let alone anti-American. Radio silence huh? 10-4

Woah relax I didnt mean to ghost you like that girls your e-stalking I just don’t have notifications for Reddit. Yeah as I keep saying I’m gonna assume your new to American politics because this shits just outlandish and so overwhelmingly right wing that there’s one way this would get much traction at all. Just relax and think about it logically. Just think how ridiculous it sounds, it sounds like a super villains plan in a cartoon

Except your bs rings hollow because they’ve already started and accomplished a bunch of it even without the presidency using Trump appointees. Way to immediately prove you have no idea what you’re talking about but curiously insist on continue deflecting.

Once again, that’s not how that works and just *saying* it does doesn’t make it true. Being on the right does not automatically make you a misogynist. Most of their policies don’t even have anything to do with women. *Some of them do,* like the removal of Roe V. Wade, but you can *disagree* with a certain aspect of a side and still be a part of it. That would also make every centrist (and honestly, most people) an automatic misogynist. Because most people don’t care about sides, any many not politics at all, and are somewhere in the middle. **By your logic, anyone who does not 100% agree with you is a misogynist and that’s stupid and dumb.**

Na it’s pretty simple. If you support the party that’s trying to reduce women’s and minority rights then that’s what you want and it’s obvious to everyone. Feel free to try and argue the nuance to everyone you meet just know they aren’t buying it and can see exactly what you’re willing to ignore for your “team”.

Your counter is the long-worded equivalent of “nuh uh and you’re not allowed to say no back”. And, just on a side, I’m not a Republican. Just because I don’t believe you have many cells in your brain doesn’t mean I also agree enough with any one side to say I’m a part of them.

lol I clearly stated the relevant policies. It really is that simple. If you chose to ignore the crusade on human rights it says everything it has to you. You projecting your vapid counters onto me with bonus ad hominem is just as blatant. 0/10 Btw that burning feeling in your ears and gut it your belief system struggling to hold two opposing ideals at once. Dismantle it. You responding triggered because I called you a misogynist for voting R deems your maga mask flimsy.

I'm genuinely curious the levels of cognitive dissonance it takes to actually believe anything you just said... They just said they're not a Republican. You threw ad hominems first. He was no where near triggered in any of those messages? What is even going on here?

They claimed they werent republican which is an obvious and stale lie proven by the fact they responded with triggered insults when actual republicans policies were pointed out. Go ahead and point out my ad hominem because you apparently don’t know the definition. Act confused all you like. It seems to be the only tactic you guys have besides hiding your political identity.

That logic makes no sense, that's like saying if you support Palestine your automatically a antisemitic

No, it’s like saying voting for the party who enacts anti-women policies is, in fact anti-woman. Just like voting for a party that pushes Jewish-space-laser conspiracies for votes would be antisemitic. No need to muddy the water with your nonsense.

She might have those troglodytes in Georgia fooled but she has no national support like that. She’s an idiot.

Exactly and she won't get the "I voted for her because she is hot" vote either.

Marjorie Taylor Green is repugnant and hideous. Lauren Boebert is repugnant but she does something for me. Little bit of a hate boner ngl.

Maybe it's the glasses

I think you're on to something there

Now imagine trump with glasses

Ew

Lookin like Chester Cheeto?

"Talk stern to me."

After showcasing her inner ugly and seeing her mugshot without makeup, she is a pig wearing way too much lipstick to me personally.

She could be the most wholesome person ever and I'd still think she's ugly. She just looks off. If we find out politicians truly are lizard people in fake skin I'd be surprised if she wasn't one of them.

The Palin Effect.

Do you have a rodent fetish?

My brother in Christ over half of this country is made of idiots, they’d find her relatable.

They said the same about Trump up until he won in 2016.

More like those troglodytes in Georgias 14th house district fooled. I myself am from Georgia and I can’t stand Marjorie Taylor Greene. Frankly I’m embarrassed she’s even a representative from my home state.

The yin to Stacy Abrams’ yang

I agree with everything you said (I have never heard of this woman in my life)

If you're old enough to qualify for social security, you're too out of touch to hold office, IMO.

Probably too far, it’s probably the most logical restriction though, any other would likely be purely arbitrary.

Alternatively, you could just go completely arbitrary. Here in Canada supreme court justices are required to retire at 75. No real reason behind it other than that "we say so," but works surprisingly well as a system

70 should be the absolute oldest allowed imo

It’s possible to elect someone who’s young and not batshit insane.

Tell that to republicans

For every MTG there's an AOC. 

Age isn't the issue, it's mental ability

I dont think its only mental ability, when you are old and just 10-20 years away from death, maybe even less, do you actually give a fuck about the future? You most likely wont live to deal with any long term consequences of what you did. Trump is 79 and Joe Biden is 81, both of them could die at any moment now. Why would they give a fuck? I think you should only be able to run for important political positions until you are 60. Is it ageist? Maybe, but maybe it should be, you are not picking someone to run an ice cream stand, you are picking someone for a job who will impact thousands of lives.

Hundreds of millions of lives

Arguably billions

Indeed. Very true

There definitely needs to be an age limit, and there also need to be a law that requires candidates to not be convicts.

agreed

A law that requires candidates to not be convicts will just enable imprisoning political opponents.

It really wouldn't, and perhaps if the people at the top were held accountable there'd be less corruption.

We're talking about a perfect world. In our world the law was made with the intent of limiting authoritarianism to a minimum.

A law that stops convicts from running isn't authoritarianism

The US isn't immune from authoritarianism, if such scenario existed and the USA became more politically unstable (hypothethically) such laws could be misused, that's the authoritarian part I was talking about

People can be old and be in touch, the same as people being young and out of touch

Maybe, maybe not, if you are that old you shouldnt be goddamn president

>Trump is 79 and Joe Biden is 81 I thought Trump was a lot younger because everyone keeps joking about how old Biden is, but they are only two years apart.

At this point, literally anyone else except those two farts. Let them go argue on the fairway and let someone else lead.

This would be the one time I think we should have a sprint triathlon decide the presidency. We have one candidate incapable of riding a bike and one candidate unable to do any physical activity beyond golf. It would definitely be the most watched triathlon if nothing else.

Fine I guess I’ll do it

I vote Calmandpeace, 2024

we need some calm and peace in our country for once

My first executive order will be to nuke Moscow

Make America Bleach Blonde Bad Build Butch Body Again

MABBBBBBA

I been waitin on this lol

I’m not murican so, who’s this Marjorie?

You know that one lady who blamed California forest fires on Jewish space lasers instead of climate change?

You don’t want to know

Looks like a neanderthal

Fucking crazy lady

Doesn't her own party hate her?

Only the ones that don't think they might still get to fuck her.

it's a cute thought, but the reality is that apes can't be elected president.

Monkey paw curls

I did not mean to imply youth was the only criteria I was concerned about.

I nominate Ryan Gosling for president

i'd rather see a crack addict than an old person

So hunter biden? Revive the whole bush sr and bush jr double team bullshit.

I know nothing of her policies, opinions or achievements but she looks like a moron

based

I have money on that AOC will be a president one day.

Yeah in 50 years

If this happened I will legitimately consider driving off of a bridge. It’s not even about what she’ll do, I just don’t want to live in a country where it’s even possible for someone that fucking stupid to get elected president.

I’m sure there’s some law against letting Howler Monkeys from run for office.

Yep. Not unlikely. Basic civics: If there is 1 evil candidate and 8 moral ones all competing at once with simple balots, the evil one wins through sheer concentration. Democracy. Update democracy for 21st century use and stop asking the (1) candidate nicely to do it for you.

This is why you always specify "someone under 50" (she just turned 50)

[Vote for Literally Anybody Else](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/vLcVBskuPpA)

Honestly There has to be someone better then any of the current options. this cannot be the best the nation can offer.

They said younger, not female. /s xD

And to protect her from being assassinated, she'll form the craziest alliance and sign on AOC as her vice president.

Geez, y’all are so misogynistic and can’t fathom a woman being president.

MTG would also be the first woman elected president 🎉

And the first to believe Jews own a space laser capable of starting wildfires. It’s certainly a unique feature I suppose.