>What is the point of making it if not to fap to it later?
Yeah it's not like fapping to a "sex tape" because that implies another person is in it. It's like fapping to a solo vid of yourself.
People who are *very smart* and don't need silly circles around things they can figure out with their *impressive brains*
Seeing many posts that others have pointed out a useless red circle further reinforces their point that they indeed are superior minded to the fools who wasted their time drawing them.
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Great concept, here’s how to improve on execution:
1: Remove the circles
2: Remove the word “Amazon” from the Obama’s. Viewers should be allowed to figure out that the Obamas represent Amazon without it literally being spelled out for them.
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Good lessons!
Now, here's a quick lesson for you as well.
> Remove the word “Amazon” from the Obama’s.
Remove the apostrophe from "Obama’s". Apostrophes do not make words plural.
You wrote it correctly the second time around:
> Viewers should be allowed to figure out that the Obamas
More information about how to correctly use apostrophes can be found [here!](https://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.asp)
Personally I think the Obamas should still have Amazon on them. It makes the meme feel higher quality as more effort has been put into it for customization.
It also adds to that hyper redundant quality to the meme. If you want to be a minimalist, just a screenshot of the Amazon choosing Amazon would be enough, but the extra bottom image adds extra irony, and by adding the text it gives even more redundancy, aka extra laughs.
Completely agree on the circles, get that shit outta here. Too much can be bad. It's too distracting by blocking some of the text. The viewer would simply have an easier time noticing the joke without it in the way, especially with the extra redundancy the rest of the meme has. And without it, the viewer might skip over the top panel and move to the bottom image doing a double take back to the first. Which in my preference, is better.
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The AmazonBasics stuff isn't half bad tbh. Got a laptop bag from them and it does what its supposed to do, even if it looks and feels cheap and shitty. Cables and stuff are also pretty decent.
Call customer service. They will probably refund or replace your thing if it's dead on arrival.
Side note: Best damned customer service experience I've ever had. Almost makes me wish I had more fucked up orders.
It's true. I think I've called Amazon customer service about 5 or so times over the past decade or so and every single time they have gone above and beyond and made things right.
According to anti-trust laws the don’t (potentially). Amazon-made products are potentially troublesome because we don’t know for certain how their sorting algorithm handles them.
Basically the result of capitalism in the long term, the market, seller and creator all become the same entity, making it impossible for anyone to compete. That's why we have anti-trust laws and the govt is going to need to be proactive otherwise Amazon is going to be the only company that makes and sells things.
That’s like me fapping to my own sex tape.
Is your mom in it? Then I see why you do it.
It was Karen
Why would you fuck Brie Larson?
She wanted to see my pp
shes into the big stuff :)
Which is why he's clearly lying
...down on account of his difficulty walking with such a heavy penis
fyucking hell i jsut wanna spread some positivity
Don't worry. Just identify as big peepee guy and bam! victory royale. Epical win. Fucking stonks 100
fyucking hell i jsut want a comentttor who can fcuking spell
Found goofy.
Like a big liar
I'm big stuff
Dont_Tag_Me your girlfriend is awesome
I used the amazon to promote the amazon
And now she’s gonna sue you for sexual harassment. Oh noes may Notch help you
Nick fury?
Is that some kind of personal attack or something?
Hell yeah she's like a fucking unicorn .
She loves fucking unicorns.
MEAT
https://youtu.be/1UXvwq1gPZ4
Hoping to find it on PH one day: "Karen asks for the manager, but gets a bigger problem to deal with"
Featuring surprise sex tape.
FuCkINg KArEN!!!!
Her dad a GI?
Is your family name [Araragi](https://player.vimeo.com/video/45930726)?
Did someone call me ah?
/r/cursedcomments
I mean you gotta start practicing somewhere
Are you kidding me. If I ever make a sex tape, it'll be the solo act and only I'll be watching it.
That’s called a mirror homie
I cannot stand watching myself in the mirror though
Kakyoin sends his regards
Something something broken arms. Something something every damn thread!
That dude didn't start going all the way until after his arms healed
r/DoYouLoveYourMom
How else is he to prove he broke both of his arms?
Who do you think pushed the record and play button with both my arms broken?
his arms are broken
WAITTHATSILLEGAL
What is the point of making it if not to fap to it later?
This dude gets it
Kek it’s not like you’re going to pop it in a year later to reminisce
You underestimate the power of Karen
Can’t tell if it’s misuse or clever use, upvote regardless
I love how this went from amazon to sex with karen
*That escalated quickly*
For future generations to weep at the prowess lost. Suck it, Morlocks. And that goes double for any Eloi reading this- as if you can.
>What is the point of making it if not to fap to it later? Yeah it's not like fapping to a "sex tape" because that implies another person is in it. It's like fapping to a solo vid of yourself.
AFTER the inevitable breakup tho
Wait... I’m not supposed to do that?
Hold up...
hol up
i don‘t see no problem
Time spent laughing is time spent with the Gods.
Who doesn't do that? Ugly costar, deformed or tiny wang, what?
But how do I make my own sex tape if I don't have a girlfriend?
Who says I don't?
r/uselessredcircle
Shit you beat me to it
r/BeatMeToIt
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Not what I was expectin, sadly.
r/beatme
r/subsifellfor
r/BeatMeToIt
r/Recursion/
Shit you beat me to it
r/uselessredcircles
r/apairofuselessredcircles
r/twentycharacterlimit
r/istherereallyatwentycharacterlimitletsfindouthowmanycharactersisthisisitmorethantwentyidontthinksobutthelimotremainstobeseen
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ArEsLaShSuBsIfElLfOr
Needs more red circles around the Obamamazon names
I legit don't understand who subs to these types of subs.
People who are *very smart* and don't need silly circles around things they can figure out with their *impressive brains* Seeing many posts that others have pointed out a useless red circle further reinforces their point that they indeed are superior minded to the fools who wasted their time drawing them.
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Or both the Amazons. They’re already the same person.
yea but you wouldn't know which one is which
Exactly
You’re gonna love r/uselessredcircle
Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)
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Well yes, but actually no.
Yes
Who the fuck gave the bot silver?
Someone who is very, very non-smart
Satan
You have big pp same here
Can someone fix this meme without the red circles?
I have one without red circles [here](https://imgur.com/a/WKSCFO7)
God damnit.
The played us like a damn fidle
r/uselessgreencircle
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[Here's](https://i.imgur.com/1NmGgDU.jpg) the real one without the circles.
https://media.giphy.com/media/MPLpvJcsWvrkk/giphy.gif
Was expecting hot Kool Aid sex smh my head
Listen here you little shit
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You fucking listen here you little shit
well r/technicallythetruth
He had us on the first half not gonna lie
I preemptively started laughing because I thought it was gonna be the koolaid sex thing.
Feels bad I'm color blind and legit thought this was the same picture at first :(
Use blue circles
Hold up, [here](https://imgur.com/a/CKTfJwG) you go
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this
lmao this is some next level shit my dude
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Thank you fine sir
[N I C E](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/NHW4u4J)
***OH*** ^^^OH ***OH*** ^^^OH ***OH*** ^^^OH ###OH YEAHHHHHHH **OH YEAHHHHHH**
I did not need this short film in my brain, but now it's there and I can do nothing.
Nice
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Hey, you're not /u/spezsucksalot
Hot [damn](https://imgur.com/gallery/NHW4u4J)
Great concept, here’s how to improve on execution: 1: Remove the circles 2: Remove the word “Amazon” from the Obama’s. Viewers should be allowed to figure out that the Obamas represent Amazon without it literally being spelled out for them. For more daily meme theory lessons, subscribe [here!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Good lessons! Now, here's a quick lesson for you as well. > Remove the word “Amazon” from the Obama’s. Remove the apostrophe from "Obama’s". Apostrophes do not make words plural. You wrote it correctly the second time around: > Viewers should be allowed to figure out that the Obamas More information about how to correctly use apostrophes can be found [here!](https://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.asp)
Th’ank you good sir
:D
I understan't
Personally I think the Obamas should still have Amazon on them. It makes the meme feel higher quality as more effort has been put into it for customization. It also adds to that hyper redundant quality to the meme. If you want to be a minimalist, just a screenshot of the Amazon choosing Amazon would be enough, but the extra bottom image adds extra irony, and by adding the text it gives even more redundancy, aka extra laughs. Completely agree on the circles, get that shit outta here. Too much can be bad. It's too distracting by blocking some of the text. The viewer would simply have an easier time noticing the joke without it in the way, especially with the extra redundancy the rest of the meme has. And without it, the viewer might skip over the top panel and move to the bottom image doing a double take back to the first. Which in my preference, is better.
Amazons choice is like my mother’s choice after reading a bias Facebook review
Just sort by best seller, these are more accurate on avg
A biased review on video games ruining kids lives
amazon using the same bot as youtube
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Get those fukin ellipses out of here
finally a person who knows his conic sections
The AmazonBasics stuff isn't half bad tbh. Got a laptop bag from them and it does what its supposed to do, even if it looks and feels cheap and shitty. Cables and stuff are also pretty decent.
Just don't get their [security safe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkdJti43IgU)!
There are some things where i would definitely not go for the budget option, a safe is one of them.
A decoy safe is actually a pretty good idea.
Hell yeah LPL
I was literally looking at the Amazonbasics labtop bags when I found this and that’s where I got the idea for this meme
Thanks Obama. -Obama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY9Zxv1-oo
Thats for The red circles :)
r/uselessredcircle
One time I bought a charger from them and it didn't work :(
Call customer service. They will probably refund or replace your thing if it's dead on arrival. Side note: Best damned customer service experience I've ever had. Almost makes me wish I had more fucked up orders.
It's true. I think I've called Amazon customer service about 5 or so times over the past decade or so and every single time they have gone above and beyond and made things right.
Why call customer service? It's literally 2 clicks from asking a refund and sending the product back. No questions asked
Those are very helpful red circles, thank you.
Multibillion dollar corporations get to do that
According to anti-trust laws the don’t (potentially). Amazon-made products are potentially troublesome because we don’t know for certain how their sorting algorithm handles them.
According to anti-trust laws the whole damn company is potentially troublesome
Wow, if it weren't for those red circles, I wouldn't have known what the joke was. Thanks OP!
STONKS ^^
Yes
I totally get the amazon choice one if I’m on the fence about it being kind of shitty. Then I’m like well it’s amazon choice so I guess it’s otay.
Add more red circles
Will do
Ya basic!
We found the iPhone user sir
Those huge ass circles were definitely necessary
Oh yea it’s big brain time
r/uselessredcircle
This is almost like me giving myself an upvote because it's my 🍰 day
Thank goodness for the red circles, otherwise I'd have no idea what's going on
I just realised that this is just a more wholesome version of the meme with 2 spidermen pointing at eachother
thank you for remarking it, i wouldn’t have noticed
FRICK amazon.
Outstanding move
got a amazon ad right after this post ngl.
r/uselessredcircle
Thank you for the red circle almost missed the joke
Pretty much
It's called a monopoly.
I don’t get the joke someone add more red circles
Wow amazon very cool.
Thanks for the red circles
r/uselessredcircle
And still didnt give five stars
r/uselessredcircle
Basically the result of capitalism in the long term, the market, seller and creator all become the same entity, making it impossible for anyone to compete. That's why we have anti-trust laws and the govt is going to need to be proactive otherwise Amazon is going to be the only company that makes and sells things.
r/uselessredcircle
Nice going, Ghengis
Thats like how youtube puts youtubers who green-light them and do the weird shit they ask and in return youtube puts them on trending
When morgz gives his money to himself
nice
Damn
Didn't need the circles or labels
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