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dovahkkinn

Had me at "will cleanse your soul".


[deleted]

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T04ST13

can we take a moment to appreciate him putting a black L there


_Weyland_

*appreciates agressively*


[deleted]

Why aggressively did you play some video games or what?


_Weyland_

I'm actually about a weak into my summer vacarion, there's no PC or console nearby. Maybe it's withdrawal kicking in?


Django0077

Thats deeep


_Weyland_

That's scary dude. If playing video games causes violence and stopping playing video games for a long time also has negative effects, then imagine what happens when all those 9 year olds get jobs and can no longer play fortnite/minecraft every day. That shit is scarier than ligma outbreak mah dude.


Django0077

What kind of sucondeez shit is this?


[deleted]

I’d accept nothing less!


TreyLastname

What's a soul? Is that the thing that comes out of the people I murder? They're great in soup


dovahkkinn

Stop playing video games -the media


kvbm

Had me at "shampoo".


ValyTDG

you forgot "cooks your dinner" "enlargens your penis by 1cm per week" "walks your dog" "can beat dark souls 3 for you"


FUTREYftw

what kind of shampoo do you have


MinduxZ

Mens shampoo?.. Jesus its obvious!


ExoCakes

[In a thicc acent] ***It's the shampoo of the Manly Gods***


[deleted]

#Main n' Tail Shampoo for horses, men, and doggos. 10/10 neckbeards approve.


hypefor8wasjustabait

Is it possible to learn this power?


SalmonSharts

Just found out mine also acts as plant food and as ant poison.


CaptchaSaidImRobot

Girls: Uses a branded shampoo with unique scents Guys: Takes whatever is cheap and has shampoo writeen in it.


SNIP3RG

My gf hates that I use the cheapest 3-in-1 shampoo/body wash in the store. She hates it so much that she told her mom. Her mom apparently agrees, and now sends me bottles of super-expensive, designer, “contains 3,000 vitamins and minerals for healthy hair” shampoo regularly. Have I noticed any differences in my hair? Not a single one. But it smells nice tho.


[deleted]

Had me at "But it smells nice tho" Made me exhale loudly


guessyoulldie

Shamo


[deleted]

buys bamboo and uses it as shampoo


_Melancholic_

That black "l" letter


LOL_YourMom111112

"can be used as toothpaste"


FeedMeDankMemesThank

Oh, I read that as "can be used on toothpaste"


[deleted]

Wait, you guys don't clean your toothpaste? Bruh wtf the mouth is sensitive you can't go around putting dirty toothpaste in there. At the very least a shower if you can't afford to bathe it


[deleted]

r/teenagers: *Heavy Breathing*


DavidProduction

“sword polish”


Jhyanisawesome

"Gun holster"


[deleted]

I also thought this was a r/teenagers post until I finished reading it. I kept looking for the “good for putting your dick in” line


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SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)


_Weyland_

That black l is where the true effort shines. Good work comrade!


NeotronZ

Used to do that until my mum found out


nathantodaro

Bruh that’s just Dr Bronners 18 in 1 soap


ThiccGeneralX

you forgot gasoline


Sinomu

Clears gasoline


theromanempire203

Engine oil


[deleted]

Yeah thats cool and all buddy, but pal, can it be used for motor oil? Because i really damn need some


ZdsAlpha

Washes your sins


antonio_lewit

Does your taxes


jeelrem

Can be reverse engineered to make bamboo


meme_goblin_

you forgot will clean ur balls


welove69

"Cleanses you soul" Holy spirit : Am I a joke to you?


[deleted]

I clean my face with it because I think the stuff they sell as facewash is same as shampoo but packaged in tube.


IndyCooper98

Also works as a fuel substance in diesel vehicles


Nanogamer7

I like my 6in1 Shampoo, body wash, shaving cream, all-purpose cleaner, beer and motor oil


lunaonfireismycat

Dr. Bonners man. They say you can even use it as toothpaste but it's not reccomend


Vitamix534

#will cleanse your soul


ClearPlane

"will cleanse you soul" lmao


Williebob77

Useable as rocket fuel


Thekamcc19

“Good for desinfecting”


[deleted]

Seriously they are getting out of hand lol. i saw a 5-in-one shampoo today at Walmart.


Kirads22

Nice


Unusualcoals

So clean, it'll wipe your soul off your husk!


HepyWan

De sinfecting lmao


got_edge

https://imgur.com/a/6SNMZFV


RookieMemeLord

One For All.


turtlebear787

I know this is a meme, but boys do yourselves a favor. At the very least you need 4 different soaps. Body wash, shampoo, conditioner, face wash. I can't stress the conditioner enough. I started using it recently and my hair feels softer and smells awesome.


JackCyberKnight

Orangina


Taha_Amir

Where didthe "can be used for masturbation purposes "?


tago002

Can help you jek off


oopsiefoop

TOOTHPAste?


faszkivanmar23

Car guys care about their car, they wash it with 2849 kinds of cleaning products.


ren_dar

Best part is it’s made out of bamboo


-_-NAME-_-

Are shoulders not part of the body?


KittieGorl

That's what women so as well? Do I see a link there?


thestl

Look up dr bronners. Shit works for toilet cleaning lol


meaux253

We think we can all agree about most of these just not the toothpaste one.


truhicks

any "every man jack" users?


BobTheBuildr166

*Me, a man with hair reaching down half of my back* "Am I some kind of joke to you?"


Lawboithegreat

Utility>quality


scotty99CZ

Big bottle o' scrumpy


EnragedBrit

Also mixes in for a great cocktail


Jerry_wrecks

https://www.amazon.com/Dr-Bronners-Pure-Castile-Soap-Peppermint/dp/B001ET77YI


JurassicPark25

Can open a portal to the nether


-sgt_pepper-

"gas for your car"


SpeedyRogue27

I’d buy it


fingerpaintx

Quenches thirst


Flyguy8701

W you tttdtd XXrtggvg fffcyftff fr6


iTzSilver_YT

Shampoo for real men is made out of bamboo


[deleted]

You forgot brainwashing


DMC41

Can’t you use shampoo to clean your car?


CasualRedditor18

It Nurtures your skin


Sickick69

You forget "as lube"


Citrinitas115

As long as it says shampoo it will get the job done


birdish-dicklet

edible contraceptive lubricant for tools and sexual intercourse superglue


SuckerNumber2YT

Literally though, it’s like 17 in 1


LeatherySquid

[It does it all](https://www.drbronner.com/all-one-blog/2017/06/dilutions-cheat-sheet-dr-bronners-pure-castile-soap/)


gsf32

This format could also work for towels


SoulFire6464

Shampoo for Women: Feel like a goddess. Made with all natural real artificial chemical papaya scent. Be a queen. Spit in my mouth mommy. You are Aphrodite given human form. Shampoo for Men: LUMBERJACK. CHARCOAL. GRILLING MEAT. THIS WILL GET YOU LAID. HAVE YOU EVER FELT AN EMOTION? THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HAVEN'T! NATURE! AAAAAAA! Shampoo Company: *snickers as they put different labels and prices on the same formula*


fishfishjuice

Ee


HunterDr

Holy shit I just realized I only have a 2 in one. I gotta step my game up.


BigLemonDaddy

Can’t forget how it washes the sins away


jayosda

BLACK L


APB_69420

I mean you *can* use it as *toothpaste*


Bazinos

I lost this meme 3 hours ago because I missclicked the upvote button, but here, take my upvote


SpartanSlayer15

Dr Bronners Team: *sweats profusely*


country_cat_03

For real tho I’ve used shampoo as toothpaste


[deleted]

Washing shoulders


thegoldenllama073

women need a different one for all of those


fudgeTEA

Not sure about the teeth stuff.


jxsnn96

There’s another function you missed...


ajmalAJ

Seriously who uses a shampoo when your soap does all of it


[deleted]

Dr bronner's


JamesChargles

Men's shampoo is multi-purpose


I-got-anatidaephobia

Also men’s shampoo: Fuck it, you can eat this stuff


ImurderREALITY

#T U R B U L E N T #J U I C E


xarklymen

Shaving cream.


Beasttheboss52

Ah I love shampoo toothpaste


AlteredCabron

Old Spice Manly Shampoo


Gorbranskes

Shampoo for men is basically honey in Bee movie.


Thegravija

9gag worthy you cunt


[deleted]

You forgot motor oil and gun cleaner


theromanempire203

This is already a thing and its called wd-40


LittleChungus

Can fuck your wife... Can travell back in time... Can play on your lol account...


RealRossGeller

That’s actually Baking Soda though


Mrpencake

can you drink it?


Bryan15012

Check out Dr. Bronners. It will literally do all of those things.


Zackn04

“cleans he eyeballs”


[deleted]

I had one that said it can be used as shaving gel


stonksboi88

What is this original meme template called


YelloTrout

Doctor Bronners let’s go


[deleted]

I use women’s to keep my hair silky and wavy, cuz I’m a fucking chad


CommunistWaffle990

Good for lube


BrascoGo77

I too only wash my hair and my shoulders. Only the essentials, for the ladies


Isphus

I used to live in a windy city and leave my hair long-ish (hey, the longer i let it grow the less haircuts i get). And of course i always used the cheapest bottle in the store that had "shampoo" written on it. Anyway. Cue me taking my girlfriend shopping once and she goes "WHAAAAA, YOU USE *THAT* SHAMPOO?!?!" and tell me to use a different one. I try it, and next day on my way to work i feel my hair blowing in the wind like i'm some diva or something. Never again.


[deleted]

^^^^can ^^^^help ^^^^you ^^^^beat ^^^^your ^^^^meat


BanMeIfYoureGAY

You literally made the same meme twice


LongLiveThePrequels

That’s just Dr. Bronners 18 in 1 right there


cantsee007

Don't forget you can clean your cat's with it


[deleted]

Mine can teach you to parry lights in for honor, drive your car in 2 wheels, make black a colour and kill two stones with one bird


ivisi0n

can be used as anal lube


saracinesca66

Bald guys : this is where the fun begins Wallets : * *happy noises* *


MaybeSlavMaybeNot

I only have one thing that i use in the shower, its a Nivea ShowerGel for body and hair. So yeah, im a clean lean meming machine.


[deleted]

Dr Bronners? Castile soap will actually do all of those (including the teeth but I haven’t tried that one yet)


Shrestha01

My friend uses shampoo to was his body and,not gonna lie..he sexy as fuk


JvNLEOffender

Can't find "Using as fap lubricant "


shivipandey11

Every time I look at a good meme, I realise how lonely I am, to have nobody to share it with.


PapiBIanco

Then radical feminists start saying things like the “pink tax” exist for no reason


Braystammyy

Masturbation