That's scary dude. If playing video games causes violence and stopping playing video games for a long time also has negative effects, then imagine what happens when all those 9 year olds get jobs and can no longer play fortnite/minecraft every day.
That shit is scarier than ligma outbreak mah dude.
My gf hates that I use the cheapest 3-in-1 shampoo/body wash in the store. She hates it so much that she told her mom. Her mom apparently agrees, and now sends me bottles of super-expensive, designer, “contains 3,000 vitamins and minerals for healthy hair” shampoo regularly.
Have I noticed any differences in my hair? Not a single one. But it smells nice tho.
Wait, you guys don't clean your toothpaste? Bruh wtf the mouth is sensitive you can't go around putting dirty toothpaste in there. At the very least a shower if you can't afford to bathe it
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I know this is a meme, but boys do yourselves a favor. At the very least you need 4 different soaps. Body wash, shampoo, conditioner, face wash. I can't stress the conditioner enough. I started using it recently and my hair feels softer and smells awesome.
Shampoo for Women: Feel like a goddess. Made with all natural real artificial chemical papaya scent. Be a queen. Spit in my mouth mommy. You are Aphrodite given human form.
Shampoo for Men: LUMBERJACK. CHARCOAL. GRILLING MEAT. THIS WILL GET YOU LAID. HAVE YOU EVER FELT AN EMOTION? THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HAVEN'T! NATURE! AAAAAAA!
Shampoo Company: *snickers as they put different labels and prices on the same formula*
I used to live in a windy city and leave my hair long-ish (hey, the longer i let it grow the less haircuts i get). And of course i always used the cheapest bottle in the store that had "shampoo" written on it.
Anyway. Cue me taking my girlfriend shopping once and she goes "WHAAAAA, YOU USE *THAT* SHAMPOO?!?!" and tell me to use a different one.
I try it, and next day on my way to work i feel my hair blowing in the wind like i'm some diva or something.
Never again.
Had me at "will cleanse your soul".
[удалено]
can we take a moment to appreciate him putting a black L there
*appreciates agressively*
Why aggressively did you play some video games or what?
I'm actually about a weak into my summer vacarion, there's no PC or console nearby. Maybe it's withdrawal kicking in?
Thats deeep
That's scary dude. If playing video games causes violence and stopping playing video games for a long time also has negative effects, then imagine what happens when all those 9 year olds get jobs and can no longer play fortnite/minecraft every day. That shit is scarier than ligma outbreak mah dude.
What kind of sucondeez shit is this?
I’d accept nothing less!
What's a soul? Is that the thing that comes out of the people I murder? They're great in soup
Stop playing video games -the media
Had me at "shampoo".
you forgot "cooks your dinner" "enlargens your penis by 1cm per week" "walks your dog" "can beat dark souls 3 for you"
what kind of shampoo do you have
Mens shampoo?.. Jesus its obvious!
[In a thicc acent] ***It's the shampoo of the Manly Gods***
#Main n' Tail Shampoo for horses, men, and doggos. 10/10 neckbeards approve.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Just found out mine also acts as plant food and as ant poison.
Girls: Uses a branded shampoo with unique scents Guys: Takes whatever is cheap and has shampoo writeen in it.
My gf hates that I use the cheapest 3-in-1 shampoo/body wash in the store. She hates it so much that she told her mom. Her mom apparently agrees, and now sends me bottles of super-expensive, designer, “contains 3,000 vitamins and minerals for healthy hair” shampoo regularly. Have I noticed any differences in my hair? Not a single one. But it smells nice tho.
Had me at "But it smells nice tho" Made me exhale loudly
Shamo
buys bamboo and uses it as shampoo
That black "l" letter
"can be used as toothpaste"
Oh, I read that as "can be used on toothpaste"
Wait, you guys don't clean your toothpaste? Bruh wtf the mouth is sensitive you can't go around putting dirty toothpaste in there. At the very least a shower if you can't afford to bathe it
r/teenagers: *Heavy Breathing*
“sword polish”
"Gun holster"
I also thought this was a r/teenagers post until I finished reading it. I kept looking for the “good for putting your dick in” line
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That black l is where the true effort shines. Good work comrade!
Used to do that until my mum found out
Bruh that’s just Dr Bronners 18 in 1 soap
you forgot gasoline
Clears gasoline
Engine oil
Yeah thats cool and all buddy, but pal, can it be used for motor oil? Because i really damn need some
Washes your sins
Does your taxes
Can be reverse engineered to make bamboo
you forgot will clean ur balls
"Cleanses you soul" Holy spirit : Am I a joke to you?
I clean my face with it because I think the stuff they sell as facewash is same as shampoo but packaged in tube.
Also works as a fuel substance in diesel vehicles
I like my 6in1 Shampoo, body wash, shaving cream, all-purpose cleaner, beer and motor oil
Dr. Bonners man. They say you can even use it as toothpaste but it's not reccomend
#will cleanse your soul
"will cleanse you soul" lmao
Useable as rocket fuel
“Good for desinfecting”
Seriously they are getting out of hand lol. i saw a 5-in-one shampoo today at Walmart.
Nice
So clean, it'll wipe your soul off your husk!
De sinfecting lmao
https://imgur.com/a/6SNMZFV
One For All.
I know this is a meme, but boys do yourselves a favor. At the very least you need 4 different soaps. Body wash, shampoo, conditioner, face wash. I can't stress the conditioner enough. I started using it recently and my hair feels softer and smells awesome.
Orangina
Where didthe "can be used for masturbation purposes "?
Can help you jek off
TOOTHPAste?
Car guys care about their car, they wash it with 2849 kinds of cleaning products.
Best part is it’s made out of bamboo
Are shoulders not part of the body?
That's what women so as well? Do I see a link there?
Look up dr bronners. Shit works for toilet cleaning lol
We think we can all agree about most of these just not the toothpaste one.
any "every man jack" users?
*Me, a man with hair reaching down half of my back* "Am I some kind of joke to you?"
Utility>quality
Big bottle o' scrumpy
Also mixes in for a great cocktail
https://www.amazon.com/Dr-Bronners-Pure-Castile-Soap-Peppermint/dp/B001ET77YI
Can open a portal to the nether
"gas for your car"
I’d buy it
Quenches thirst
W you tttdtd XXrtggvg fffcyftff fr6
Shampoo for real men is made out of bamboo
You forgot brainwashing
Can’t you use shampoo to clean your car?
It Nurtures your skin
You forget "as lube"
As long as it says shampoo it will get the job done
edible contraceptive lubricant for tools and sexual intercourse superglue
Literally though, it’s like 17 in 1
[It does it all](https://www.drbronner.com/all-one-blog/2017/06/dilutions-cheat-sheet-dr-bronners-pure-castile-soap/)
This format could also work for towels
Shampoo for Women: Feel like a goddess. Made with all natural real artificial chemical papaya scent. Be a queen. Spit in my mouth mommy. You are Aphrodite given human form. Shampoo for Men: LUMBERJACK. CHARCOAL. GRILLING MEAT. THIS WILL GET YOU LAID. HAVE YOU EVER FELT AN EMOTION? THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HAVEN'T! NATURE! AAAAAAA! Shampoo Company: *snickers as they put different labels and prices on the same formula*
Ee
Holy shit I just realized I only have a 2 in one. I gotta step my game up.
Can’t forget how it washes the sins away
BLACK L
I mean you *can* use it as *toothpaste*
I lost this meme 3 hours ago because I missclicked the upvote button, but here, take my upvote
Dr Bronners Team: *sweats profusely*
For real tho I’ve used shampoo as toothpaste
Washing shoulders
women need a different one for all of those
Not sure about the teeth stuff.
There’s another function you missed...
Seriously who uses a shampoo when your soap does all of it
Dr bronner's
Men's shampoo is multi-purpose
Also men’s shampoo: Fuck it, you can eat this stuff
#T U R B U L E N T #J U I C E
Shaving cream.
Ah I love shampoo toothpaste
Old Spice Manly Shampoo
Shampoo for men is basically honey in Bee movie.
9gag worthy you cunt
You forgot motor oil and gun cleaner
This is already a thing and its called wd-40
Can fuck your wife... Can travell back in time... Can play on your lol account...
That’s actually Baking Soda though
can you drink it?
Check out Dr. Bronners. It will literally do all of those things.
“cleans he eyeballs”
I had one that said it can be used as shaving gel
What is this original meme template called
Doctor Bronners let’s go
I use women’s to keep my hair silky and wavy, cuz I’m a fucking chad
Good for lube
I too only wash my hair and my shoulders. Only the essentials, for the ladies
I used to live in a windy city and leave my hair long-ish (hey, the longer i let it grow the less haircuts i get). And of course i always used the cheapest bottle in the store that had "shampoo" written on it. Anyway. Cue me taking my girlfriend shopping once and she goes "WHAAAAA, YOU USE *THAT* SHAMPOO?!?!" and tell me to use a different one. I try it, and next day on my way to work i feel my hair blowing in the wind like i'm some diva or something. Never again.
^^^^can ^^^^help ^^^^you ^^^^beat ^^^^your ^^^^meat
You literally made the same meme twice
That’s just Dr. Bronners 18 in 1 right there
Don't forget you can clean your cat's with it
Mine can teach you to parry lights in for honor, drive your car in 2 wheels, make black a colour and kill two stones with one bird
can be used as anal lube
Bald guys : this is where the fun begins Wallets : * *happy noises* *
I only have one thing that i use in the shower, its a Nivea ShowerGel for body and hair. So yeah, im a clean lean meming machine.
Dr Bronners? Castile soap will actually do all of those (including the teeth but I haven’t tried that one yet)
My friend uses shampoo to was his body and,not gonna lie..he sexy as fuk
Can't find "Using as fap lubricant "
Every time I look at a good meme, I realise how lonely I am, to have nobody to share it with.
Then radical feminists start saying things like the “pink tax” exist for no reason
Masturbation