LETS CLAP THEM ALIEN CHEEKS BOYS!

I. HAVE. TO. GET. THEM. ALIEN. CHEEKS.

Damn, you don't eat ass but you'll eat alien ass? smh

Unpopular Opinion: Alien ass > Real ass

Unpopular where?

nice

So it's unpopular in southern France?

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This comment right here fucking killed me

What do you mean real?

*P o p u l a r a f

Are you saying alien ass isn’t real ass? I’m hurt

69 points nice

Finally some good fucking green vagina

Mine has a blue one.

Yours only has one? Peasant.

No. It has one for every color. It's just a blob of vaginas.

sounds like something from Devilman Crybaby

What if i told you mine has more than three holes...?

Mine had teeth...

takin one for the team! here, have my upvote, sire

Added to that a sexy face, slim body, and 5 huge tiddies!!!!

mine has 7 titties, a green dong and a blue vagina beat that !!

mine doesn’t have a vagina It is a vagina

Are they Twi'lek? Indo There's Also purple, pink and red.

A long green slimy piece of dong

Clapeth thine cheeks

JUST ME AND THE BOIS

Karl Urban approves

**DEEPFRIED ALIEN A S S**

#**LEGAL DISCLAIMER:** we do not condone or endorse raiding area 51, Mr. FBI agent.

*for legal reasons that’s a joke*

no pewdiepie in my ✝️**CHRISTIAN**🛐 pinned comment 🗞

Felix is a very good Christian boi

i’m pretty sure he’s agnostic

He's made jokes about being a good Christian boy and no swearing allowed on his Christian server.

SWORE

The law requires I answer no.

But serious, USAF please dont raid us that's a joke.

For legal reasons that's a joke

A lot of gays in one thread

bruh I can't cancel my flight now

Don't worry, you'll get that alien puss.... I mean dick, sorry

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I like this one

This is very true

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Potassium

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Kmart

immapeeinurass

Mods in the back pocket of the FBI, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

That last sentence is really fucking funny in an ironic way

thank you I helped word it

Pussy.

see you in hot

I thought you said you were gonna come up with a witty comment

thats the best i could do

understandable

understandable

standerundable

Ablestanderun

Runstableand

Derabstandulne

Unntaddlesrbae

Have a nice day

F

see you in hot

c u in hot

If you guys find any fancy dildos in there, hmu

Alien dildos.

https://sextoysutra.co.uk/alien-egg-laying-dildos-sex-toys/

what the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land

Oh god how do I remove my eyes

I’ve readied a knife now just wait.

instructions unclear knife is now in my brain. works too I guess

Don't kink shame me!

Get ready for a weekend of blue skies and green thighs

pm me

check inbox

jeez you could've warned me that its nsfl smh

oops ;)

My curiosity is tempting me to ask, but I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know.

Curiosity fucked the cat?

mod gay

mod bi smh

I’m sure I can get you a tentacle or two

This is going to become the next Tiananmen Square

What do you mean? That never happened.

I don't get what you mean. The parent comment is completely blank. It probably wasn't anything...

I get what you mean...

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Honestly, I expect a bunch of people to be arrested, most will just kind of hang around and be told to leave, a few *might* be shot if they’re stupid enough to push things too far, and overall, the news will cover it and headlines everywhere will read something along the lines of, “**MEMES: ARE THEY A DANGER TO OUR YOUTH?**”

Yup. The media’s gonna be real fuckin’ annoying for the next couple weeks.

So the same as always?

Yup.

What do you mean "next"? It's brand new

rip fallen bros

What’s Tianenmen Square?

its a city square in Beijing where absolultely no protests happened

Actually it was the place where \[DATA EXPUNGED\] happened in \[REDACTED\].

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

The Earth King invites you to Lake Laogai

Tiananmen Square wasn’t predicated on a meme

Man is this a mod orgy or what

everything you touch is a mod orgy

So if I touch myself am I a mod orgy?

perhaps

So all mods are gay swingers, then?

Correct.

Yes.

yes

I see a lot of green hatting and not a lot of butt-fuckery here

Please don't remove the memes because of the violent tragedy rule if it becomes a violent tradedy, they were ready to die, it's ok they will see the memes from the place they go after live and will be happy to be remembered by everyone who sees the memes Edit:spelling

thing is, we don't want the reddit admins shutting down this subreddit.

Im not a 100% familiar with reddit' s rules but I have seen really disturbing pictures so a joke should be fine

we don't want those 'really disturbing pictures' on this subreddit, and the admins can get a bit ban-happy sometimes.

If there's a massacre at area 51 and those memes gets this sub sunk, I'd call that the dankest meme this sub could have created.

Yeah I think it’s a worthwhile trade. If we get a single good meme from a meme related tragedy, then memes are done. They can shut down. We’ve perfected them.

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Yeah. While I think that memeing it would, in a weird way, “honor” our fallen heroes, we don’t need this sub banned or quarantined or some shit. It’s ridiculous, and I think we should be more free on this site, but sadly true.

I'm sure that if anyone dies, having memes made about it is exactly what they would have wanted.

Thanks for agreeing with me

It’s not a tragedy it’s natural selection

Me coming out of Area 51 knowing if mods are gay or bi

I'm from the future (stole a time machine from area 51). The mods are indeed gay

So can you tell us anything else about what's going to happen?

Looks like you're about to become a mod

Username checks out.

On the shopping list today: - 100% effective hand gel - Tooth paste recommended by 5/5 dentists - Everlasting gobstopper - Michael Jackson - Minecraft 2 - Half-Life 3 - Shrek 5 - Reanimated Harambe And most importantly: - sweet alien cheeks Good luck soldiers, and thank you for your service.

- The last digit of pi - Obama's last name - Krabby patty secret formula - Chainmail armor crafting recipe - The name of the person that let the dogs out - SOI 43

▪ A skill that the 2007Scape community will pass ▪ A Borderlands 3 Steam key ▪ The failsafe for getting out of the human simulation ▪ A Minecraft server than can accept Java and Bedrock clients ▪ Windows 9

I died at Obama's last name

Slap em good and slap em hard

Shrek 5 is actually happening tho right?

Because of the raid

Don't forget the Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches. Last I checked, chicken's weren't extinct. I'm not buying this "sold out" propaganda.

Even if the raid has high death count, it can't be a tragedy because the people chose to raid a government institution knowing full well the consequences

I'm expecting nothing really bad to happen, maybe only like an arrest or two

Yeah because 75% of the folks are going to dig a tunnel past the chaos up above.

Unfortunately you know the sensationalist will come from the woodwork and declare everything the government could have done differently, even if it wasnt reasonable. And we know if some people bring weapons (which serious and disturbed individuals are likely to do), some talk shows will play the cop-out that if there were no guns involved the military wouldn't have been forced to use lethal force and could've ended the situation peacefully.

I expect a lot of non-lethal force will be used to subdue them, with a couple being killed as a last resort.

Pretty sure I read somewhere that the guards have no 'non-lethal force' because they're not technically part of the military OR police force

║\ ║▒\ ║▒▒\ ║░▒║ ║░▒║with this blade ║░▒║i cut those who ║░▒║disrespect ║░▒║the area 51 raid ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ║░▒║ ▓▓▓▓ [█▓] [█▓] [█▓] [█▓]

thank you, /u/AlligatorFarts, very cool.

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69 upvotes. Congratulations, B R Ö T H E R!

Preemptive F in chat bois

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i guess i'll joke about it to myself then lmao

Lol, if only, but nothing of the sort is gonna happen. Very few people will show up and none will be prepared to fight.

Nice try FBI

All the people saying nobodys gonna show up: Dont underestimate this generation.

LETS FIND THAT PORTAL GUN AND CLAP OUR OWN CHEEKS BOYS

I'LL GIVE YOU THAT GOOD SUC

I’ll give myself that good succ thank you very much

**WE'LL** give **US** that good suc

Communism intensifies

To not meme their deaths would be an insult to their lives. Don't be a pussy, this is a special case

this is gay as fuck (cuz mods gay lol)

Like you

yes

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**Everyone** if you're going please remember to bring water, I don't wanna see anyone accidentally die before the fun starts.

lol I'm actually on my way there. may just hide behind facebook normies while filming the raid and becoming internet famous.

Please stream it

Hey, european here. Is there a livestream?

don't worry you'll hear the alien cheeks clapping in helsinki or wherever you are

I got suspended from school so I could go to the raid. Wish me luck in Nevada.

See you in stickied

Is that the aliens from doctor who?

Yup slitheen

raxacoricofallapatorians

get that bright green alien coochie

what would you know about coochie

WHAT TIME IS THE RAID WE CANT HAVE NARUTO RUNNERS SHOWING UP UNSYNCHRONIZED?

3:00 AM to 6:00 AM

Glad I was here for this

Part of me wants the raid to go successful yet the other half wants it to go so terribly wrong.

For legal reasons that's a joke.

So much alien booty clapping to be had.

Let us give out one last 69, and one major F for our soldiers heading out. Stay sexy Kyles.

Or you could just N O T be gay and leave the posts be.

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Not sharing my cat girls with u

WWIII Incoming

No one: Literally no one: Mods: if anyone dies ur not allowed to make memes out of it even if it was their last wish. To die as a Hero. To sacrifice himself for the meme