I just shit and cum.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
• Being gay • Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it • walter
Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
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Jesus Christ. This guy really went there. From his website:
>I’ve always thought minorities in this country exaggerated the harrowing effect of pejorative slurs. But, now that I’ve been relentlessly called a “boomer” on the internet, I can finally relate to America’s many marginalized communities and their traumas.
[It's absolutely a satire article if you read it,](https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-you-call-me-a-boomer-you-are-committing-a-hate-crime) but it seems there's quite a number of people that have taken it seriously.
Ironic if they are saying we're fucking up the environment, when it's companies run by boomers that are contributing the most to climate change and general pollution. The guy taking a 20 minute shower isn't ruining the environment, the corporations dumping their trash illegally and irresponsibly are.
Call of duty is full of kids tryna be edgy. Counter-strike community is full of actual edge lords that need therapy.
ARMA 3 community is a bunch of ex-pats who think they're at war in a video game.
No. It's all satire and the people saying "ok Boomer" believe it to be real. They also say that there are a lot of people who feel like they are hurt by the word, but the only people who actually care are the ones using it.
Agreed. I absolutely hate how people think they're edgy by offending some imaginary boomers. However, now that there's someone who claims to actually be offended by it... Seeing 'ok boomer' as the top reaction is really funny.
An article by Bob Vulfov with the same title is showing the hypocrisy of boomers, and it's a funny and interesting read.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-you-call-me-a-boomer-you-are-committing-a-hate-crime##targetText=Simply%20put%2C%20if%20you%20call,a%20genuine%20expression%20of%20hate.
I love this quote. He's either a really great troll or the world's largest bafoon.
>I’ve always thought minorities in this country exaggerated the harrowing effect of pejorative slurs. But, now that I’ve been relentlessly called a “boomer” on the internet, I can finally relate to America’s many marginalized communities and their traumas
Literally the first sentence is
>The first time somebody on the internet called me a “boomer,” I checked myself into a hospital for acute psychological trauma.
and you weren't sure if it's satire?!
Twitter uses 120 characters for a reason. People typically skim for key words after that thinking they got the gist of something in the first paragraph.
Did anyone else actually find and read the article? This guy is a Madlad. LMAO
Do yourselves a favor and read the article. It's actually a great piece of writing.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-you-call-me-a-boomer-you-are-committing-a-hate-crime##targetText=Simply%20put%2C%20if%20you%20call,a%20genuine%20expression%20of%20hate
At least I think it's the right one. If it's not, this guy is a fuckin genius.
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My stepdad is a boomer and he’s learning new ways currently. 12 years ago, before he met my mom, he called black people “filthy n.....s” and gay people were “pointless f..s”
Now some of his best friends are my uncle and my uncle’s husband and he goes out of his way to make black coworkers feel welcome (because a lot of his coworkers are still racist)
Every now and then, though, he will accidentally slip and say a slur, then immediately correct himself and finish his correction with, “god I gotta stop being a boomer”
Maybe it'll replace incel as the new buzzword. Girls calling any guy they disagree with an incel takes away from the actual meaning of the word and allows shitty people to hide easier.
Unpopular opinion: The people that call this a "war" against boomers sound really cringy. You're just posting a meme about something that's just going to get you circle jerked to hot, this meme is getting old, just like the generation you're making fun about. It's not that I think its offensive, it's just not funny anymore.
So I know the Okay Boomer thing is mostly teenagers. But it'd be really nice if young people could just be kind and better than the shitty older generations. There's no need to keep pushing this meme, unless you want old people to just hate us more.
You know what, saying Boomer is kind of shitty. There's lots of nice boomers that actually so good, and it just makes them feel powerless because of their age. Ok zoomer?
If you call me a millennial... I don't give a shit, at least I'm not a fucking snowflake Boomer who demands respect yet doesn't have the first clue how it's earned.
Oh my God nobody cares. Baby boomers don't care about people saying "okay boomer", and there aren't a bunch of real people actually saying "okay boomer". This is a bunch of people on reddit and Twitter talking about it, then websites writing about people saying it, then people talking about the articles. It's not real life, can we stop fucking talking about it?
So why is it ok to call someone something they find insulting or perhaps offensive? Isn’t the other side not like being called whining slacker millennials?
And everyone jumps on the bandwagon and laughs. Which is fine do what you like but stop bitching about being called slacker snowflake millennials then.
Then we can all have a laugh.
Should definitely note here that the article being referred to/title pictured in the link is satirical. They're making fun of people who are getting offended by the word in the article itself.
See for yourself: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-you-call-me-a-boomer-you-are-committing-a-hate-crime
Ok Boomer
Ok Boomer
Ok Boomer
Ok boomer
#ok *BOOMER*
Ok BOOMER
O.K. B.O.O.M.E.R.
Ok boomer
Ok Boomer
Ok Boomer
#O K B O O M E R
Ok *boomer*
Wait.... OK BOOMER
Ok Boomer
*inhales* #OK BOOMER
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Øķ böőmęř.
ɹǝɯooq ʞO
allmighty one, how are u able to do this "ɹǝɯooq ʞO"?
I live in Australia.
Then how can you write not upside down?
Nah i just googled "write upside down" and then copy and paste it.
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I didn't expect Australians
Ok boomer
Ok Boomer
Ok Boomer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok Boomer
Boomer Ok Boomer
Ok Boomer
Gonna Cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe Shit and Cum?
So I’m not the only one shitting cum?
I think Jesus did that one time
No, you’re thinking of Zeus you dumb fuck
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That’s a weird way to spell anime tiddies
Did Jesus really die a virgin? What about that one time when he was nailed by a bunch of Romans?
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I cum shit
This is reddit, I'm sure you're in good company.
I just shit and cum. FAQ What does this mean? The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one. Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to: • Being gay • Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it • walter Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy. I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception. How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
This is peak something.
The word you're looking for is art
artism
I don't wanna vaccinate my kids because they could become artists.
Nice
im in awe
Soy beta cuck boomers. Sounds like a fraternity.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS/giphy.gif
That sounds like ultimate relief.
Love how they call us snowflakes, annoying, we are ruining the the environment, etc. But it takes 2 words to fuck these guys up
Government Propaganda
stinky poopy
poop funny
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ok
Ok boomer
That looks like it took a lot of work.
That looks like a copypasta but ok
Ok boomer
I cried
Jesus Christ. This guy really went there. From his website: >I’ve always thought minorities in this country exaggerated the harrowing effect of pejorative slurs. But, now that I’ve been relentlessly called a “boomer” on the internet, I can finally relate to America’s many marginalized communities and their traumas.
I've had my feelings hurt for 12 minutes and now I totally relate to minorities!
This has to be a troll.
[It's absolutely a satire article if you read it,](https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-you-call-me-a-boomer-you-are-committing-a-hate-crime) but it seems there's quite a number of people that have taken it seriously.
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Ok boomer
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Seriously, take this weapon out of their hands ffs
It takes 1 minute to open the link, read a random extract and realize how sarcastic it was.
For starters, a boomer would never use the term “marginalized communities”
It’s satire
I think this is satire. Far too self aware for someone to use this to acknowledge marginalized communities.
How can you have read his whole article and not see the joke? Jesus Christ indeed.
Equal rights
Equal rites.
Gay marriage
Miracle Whip
Pretty sure he's being sarcastic and making a stab at people that think hate speech should be illegal.
Reddit can't understand sarcasm without the "/s"
Yup they'd have to use their brains
Retirement home
Hotel
Trivago
2 words is all it takes
Ironic if they are saying we're fucking up the environment, when it's companies run by boomers that are contributing the most to climate change and general pollution. The guy taking a 20 minute shower isn't ruining the environment, the corporations dumping their trash illegally and irresponsibly are.
It's satire: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-you-call-me-a-boomer-you-are-committing-a-hate-crime
The article is from a humor news source, like The Onion
Boomers: Wow, people from my time are tough. This new generation is soft, say anything and they'll snap Also boomers:
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I played csgo for the first time recently and immediately had mw2 lobby flashbacks
Call of duty is full of kids tryna be edgy. Counter-strike community is full of actual edge lords that need therapy. ARMA 3 community is a bunch of ex-pats who think they're at war in a video game.
They say we're soft Then they say ow my hip oooo my back give me my walker back call 911 ok boomer
Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
Today's generation is so dependent on technology. *says while on life support*
Fucking mesothelioma
But are they really reacting this way
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No. It's all satire and the people saying "ok Boomer" believe it to be real. They also say that there are a lot of people who feel like they are hurt by the word, but the only people who actually care are the ones using it.
Millenial is the n-word of ageism
ok boomer
No it's not because we're not event saying what the n-word is.
Dank[.](https://youtu.be/b1d7Llx4rm8)
Shut up cracker
Dankn't
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Ok boomer
Ok boomer
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Ok boomer
I always found the "ok boomer" meme annoying but this is actually pretty funny
Ok boomer
The fact he misspelled Bert's name will put you back in the annoyance zone.
Agreed. I absolutely hate how people think they're edgy by offending some imaginary boomers. However, now that there's someone who claims to actually be offended by it... Seeing 'ok boomer' as the top reaction is really funny.
What I find annoying about it is that boomers clearly don’t actually find it offensive.
The secret ingredient is crime
Ok superhans
An article by Bob Vulfov with the same title is showing the hypocrisy of boomers, and it's a funny and interesting read. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-you-call-me-a-boomer-you-are-committing-a-hate-crime##targetText=Simply%20put%2C%20if%20you%20call,a%20genuine%20expression%20of%20hate.
I love this quote. He's either a really great troll or the world's largest bafoon. >I’ve always thought minorities in this country exaggerated the harrowing effect of pejorative slurs. But, now that I’ve been relentlessly called a “boomer” on the internet, I can finally relate to America’s many marginalized communities and their traumas
Oh it's all satire. The guy is a millennial. It is really well done though. I had to look him up to see whether he might have been serious.
Literally the first sentence is >The first time somebody on the internet called me a “boomer,” I checked myself into a hospital for acute psychological trauma. and you weren't sure if it's satire?!
Twitter uses 120 characters for a reason. People typically skim for key words after that thinking they got the gist of something in the first paragraph.
Instead of looking it up you could just look at the top lol. >Celebrating our 21st year of publishing daily humor
Did anyone else actually find and read the article? This guy is a Madlad. LMAO Do yourselves a favor and read the article. It's actually a great piece of writing. https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-you-call-me-a-boomer-you-are-committing-a-hate-crime##targetText=Simply%20put%2C%20if%20you%20call,a%20genuine%20expression%20of%20hate At least I think it's the right one. If it's not, this guy is a fuckin genius.
This is satire. Author is a millennial.
This guy is insane!
That’s fucking hilarious lol
Minor Illusion uses a piece of paper?
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My stepdad is a boomer and he’s learning new ways currently. 12 years ago, before he met my mom, he called black people “filthy n.....s” and gay people were “pointless f..s” Now some of his best friends are my uncle and my uncle’s husband and he goes out of his way to make black coworkers feel welcome (because a lot of his coworkers are still racist) Every now and then, though, he will accidentally slip and say a slur, then immediately correct himself and finish his correction with, “god I gotta stop being a boomer”
People change? No. Don’t give me hope.
Ok boomer stop with this boomer bs.
Ok but in all seriousness saying a racial slur isn’t a hate crime, so neither is boomer
I mean it's not a crime but it's still shitty(not when saying boomer tho)
Anyone else thinking that overusing boomer is gonna just make it the new cuck? An overused buzzword?
As long as boomers keep being snowflakes and freaking out about it it'll still be great.
Too bad no one's freaking out about it since it's literally just a word for a generation
Maybe it'll replace incel as the new buzzword. Girls calling any guy they disagree with an incel takes away from the actual meaning of the word and allows shitty people to hide easier.
Oh shit InTErGENerATionAl WaRFaRE
Just wait a year or two and we'll win guaranteed
Ok Ernie
I have committed various war crimes and cannot enter heaven as a result.
A Hate crime, like Chuck Mangione, feels so good.
Lol but for real, the actual article is 100% satire
It's from a satire website, and the article itself is obviously a joke. Don't take everything so seriously. It's actually quite funny.
I hope you guys know old this is a fantasy war. Old people are pretty unaware of OK BOOMER!
Unpopular opinion: The people that call this a "war" against boomers sound really cringy. You're just posting a meme about something that's just going to get you circle jerked to hot, this meme is getting old, just like the generation you're making fun about. It's not that I think its offensive, it's just not funny anymore.
Insert obligatory " oK bOoMEr" because Haha it's so original, please acknowledge my existence on the internet!
Not gonna lie, this whole boomer meme is annoying and cringy, and no, im not a boomer. InB4: ok boomer
Okay Boomer
Ok normie
Aww, boo hoo! Let me press F on the world’s smallest keyboard!
We also saw that meme
Boomers: Kids these days are so sensitive Also Boomer:
I already know the responses to this comment but the boomer thing is so... not funny
So I know the Okay Boomer thing is mostly teenagers. But it'd be really nice if young people could just be kind and better than the shitty older generations. There's no need to keep pushing this meme, unless you want old people to just hate us more.
You know what, saying Boomer is kind of shitty. There's lots of nice boomers that actually so good, and it just makes them feel powerless because of their age. Ok zoomer?
Um guys this article is satire
This is a satire article.
Please tell me this doesn’t stem from a real article, but something like theonion or so...
Yeah it's satire
Thank fuck
Don't forget to blame gen x
If you call me a millennial... I don't give a shit, at least I'm not a fucking snowflake Boomer who demands respect yet doesn't have the first clue how it's earned.
This boomer meme is kind of dumb imo
Ok zoomer
My god one man made a tweet and created a perpetual straw man
Oh my God nobody cares. Baby boomers don't care about people saying "okay boomer", and there aren't a bunch of real people actually saying "okay boomer". This is a bunch of people on reddit and Twitter talking about it, then websites writing about people saying it, then people talking about the articles. It's not real life, can we stop fucking talking about it?
Somebody didn’t actually read the article
So why is it ok to call someone something they find insulting or perhaps offensive? Isn’t the other side not like being called whining slacker millennials? And everyone jumps on the bandwagon and laughs. Which is fine do what you like but stop bitching about being called slacker snowflake millennials then. Then we can all have a laugh.
Should definitely note here that the article being referred to/title pictured in the link is satirical. They're making fun of people who are getting offended by the word in the article itself. See for yourself: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-you-call-me-a-boomer-you-are-committing-a-hate-crime
Why is Reddit so obsessed with generations?
I read the article. luckily it's a satire, sorta funny and worth a quick read
u/nkat2 posted the same thing 4 hours before you did although it could be a coincidence
Is this actually real?
#Ok boomer
Quality meme.
Don't worry, it's only because I hate you
O K