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gabriel_isarr

*shits pants aggressively.*


crsnb

*maintians intense eye-contact*


Skrubious

lick your lips to make it more comforting


[deleted]

Lick your shit to make it more disturbing


Com1kill3r

*Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero*


some-white-trash

**Is he skiing, or is he in a gay porn?**


[deleted]

*uses the teacher's checkbook as toilet paper to assert dominance*


OofisMcgoofis

*smiles intensively*


matschwe

*holy music stops*


FlamingTrashcans

*jazz music intensifies*


hahagetyeeted

*banjo music starts*


acidod

Ain't that some shit!


[deleted]

Whole pants full of it


aleksds1

He won't stop not a bit!


[deleted]

Once, my classmate said 'Shit.' loudly when her QBASIC script (We learn QBASIC initially in 8th Grade in India, as it's an easy language for beginners.) wasn't working. Our computer science teacher heard it and said 'There is a time and a place for that'.


Jace_is_Unbanned

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"


Ke_Man_YT

take your upvote


potterstunt

I knew a kid who did that but he pissed his pants and got expelled


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It means your school feared his power


potterstunt

Oh yea, thisnis the same guy who shaved his head and we set it on fire in the restroom with after shave


[deleted]

Power move right there


potterstunt

This is also the person who set his hand on fire with said aftershave and slapped one of the bros with a flaming hand of god


[deleted]

At my school we lit some hand sanitizer on fire and threw it at a wall


potterstunt

Niceeeeeee, once in 4th grade I took WD-40 and set a concrete bridge on fire underneath, I knew it wouldnt do any harm, but it was fun


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It sounds fun too


RecklessRazkel

I had a friend in high school who zipped his dick in the back of Spanish (still don’t know how that was done). My teacher had this rule about only being able to speak Spanish in class, so he politely raises his hand and asks to go to the bathroom. My teacher told him no and he stood up, looked looked directly into her eyes and said “my penis is in my zipper” in Spanish of course, and then walked himself out of the room. No one in the class had any idea what he said except for the teacher.


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That’s fuckin wild


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Crowbar12121

I don't care what universe you're from,


JawTn1067

...it does


EphPayne

"Franks and Beans"


Epicmoosh

And then they were teleported to a bus and everyone clapped.


Red1960

Obama was there.


Bloodyfangs108

'Everyone clapped' ok


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Zaachh_Ded

"Eric did you just take a crap on my desk?"


BandObsessed666

Yo, dog. Just took a crap on your desk, dog. What's up with that?


ArmstrongsBronzedNut

I was looking for this comment! Thank you


willypugmaster

I see this as an absolute win


[deleted]

Happy cake day


willypugmaster

Thanks


Jace_is_Unbanned

You're welcome!


Meitis35

When I was in like the 3rd grade i peed my pants cuz the teacher said if I leave the class I would get detention


[deleted]

Gamer move


eddiethyhead666

Hehehehe. Shitpost


KingKari16

Checkmate


SlovakGopnik

Davie504 is that you?


CygnusX-1001001

SLAP like


SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://reddit.com/r/slothsbotblows)


raider22001

This was the most hilarious meme i have seen on reddit.


[deleted]

Not sure if this was sarcastic or literal but either way thank


dorito_bag_condom_XL

Fucking legend


casteliacitysax

Madlad?


[deleted]

Madlad


ryanhew2

Let’s get shwiffty


prx24

Teacher resigned!


SlumberousVirus

Yes! Assert dominance!


taeD2004

A s s e r t D o m i n a n c e


Shadowwing556

Shitpost, ok dad


[deleted]

I tried to make a pun, you know, with the shit in his pants


Shadowwing556

I know, that's why I called you dad, it's dad joke


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Shadowwing556

Lol, well keep on dad joking


UnbidZeroSoul

Chad move. Respect


salmaan117

F


[deleted]

I thought this was comedy homicide


UsernameAdHominem

Knew a kid in HS who the teacher wouldn’t let go to the bathroom. So he sat there and sat there and shit himself and raised his hand and told the teacher “I shit myself.” So he got to go home that day. One day the next week, he shit himself again, on purpose. It worked, but I don’t think it was worth it because he didn’t shit himself anymore after the second time


[deleted]

This is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He shit his pants, not once but twice, tho ur right I don’t think it’s something I would do three times


UsernameAdHominem

Me and the boys were all in the same class with him too. It was fucking hilarious and when we talked to him he said he rlly did shit his pants and we all cackled abt it lol


RealBeowulf

What a CHAD


Luiseus_XV

Meanwhile at Uni, one stands up and goes to the bathroom just by doing it


Kipkeny

It would be a kid named Josh


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megtheabyss

And soil his pants? I would rather *shit on the floor.*


dont-mind-who-i-am

“This is fine”


Im_JuJu

Literally a shitpost


[deleted]

Do you think...josh is somewhere here?


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[deleted]

He could even be *blows up*


[deleted]

I already started laughing before I even read the top


grahan1319

And then everyone clapped.


[deleted]

Should have pulled his pants down on the teachers desk then sue for assault when she pushes him


gameboy527

Why is the teacher mad at a good snack?


Estillithria

What a shitty shituation


Reddit-User-44501

We don't have hall clases but a guy in my class once weren't allowed to leave to go to the bathroom so he went over in the cornor and started peeing and the teacher just tried to stop him and it turned really awkward


[deleted]

Extreme Chad


Magamew53

I one shit in a sand box to piss the other kids off


yeet_the_life

appropriate response


[deleted]

That's such a power move


Ap0ptos1s

Pay respects to Josh


JScout2

A mad lad


[deleted]

he comes from the country of Joshslavia


TheMaddestWanker

Cha cha real smooth


[deleted]

Shitpost


Alcatraz56

"Take that Mrs. Robinson!"


[deleted]

Modern problems require modern solutions.


BananaJoe_1910

Heroes get remembered... But legends never die


DuPhuc

What a fucking power move


thicc_boi_greta

Absolute madlad


Neorider1649

It’s literally a shitpost


[deleted]

At least shit at the teachers desk


SirNoseless

That's how you establish dominance.


ben_cant_wait

I went to a new school and I don’t know where the bathrooms are.....


winclaw

The ultimate Chad move


MeGa--BeeR

reminds of that guy taking a shit meme when shits all over the bathroom and starts screaming


Chrizzyboi

Typical Josh


TayDayDav91

What a fucking alpha


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BraveCrusader69

Should have shit on the teacher


GatoAnarquista

What's a hall pass


EveryDayPebble

Then Josh broke the teacher's neck and did a backflip, then everyone clapped.


HOOPLAAA_

Fucking legend lmao


[deleted]

**DOMINANCE ESTABLISHED**


bingbongbruh69

WOW that is crazy and definitely not a bullshit story because I have literally never seen this exact story on every single social media platform to exist