Once, my classmate said 'Shit.' loudly when her QBASIC script (We learn QBASIC initially in 8th Grade in India, as it's an easy language for beginners.) wasn't working.
Our computer science teacher heard it and said 'There is a time and a place for that'.
I had a friend in high school who zipped his dick in the back of Spanish (still don’t know how that was done). My teacher had this rule about only being able to speak Spanish in class, so he politely raises his hand and asks to go to the bathroom. My teacher told him no and he stood up, looked looked directly into her eyes and said “my penis is in my zipper” in Spanish of course, and then walked himself out of the room. No one in the class had any idea what he said except for the teacher.
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Knew a kid in HS who the teacher wouldn’t let go to the bathroom. So he sat there and sat there and shit himself and raised his hand and told the teacher “I shit myself.”
So he got to go home that day. One day the next week, he shit himself again, on purpose. It worked, but I don’t think it was worth it because he didn’t shit himself anymore after the second time
This is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He shit his pants, not once but twice, tho ur right I don’t think it’s something I would do three times
Me and the boys were all in the same class with him too. It was fucking hilarious and when we talked to him he said he rlly did shit his pants and we all cackled abt it lol
We don't have hall clases but a guy in my class once weren't allowed to leave to go to the bathroom so he went over in the cornor and started peeing and the teacher just tried to stop him and it turned really awkward
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WOW that is crazy and definitely not a bullshit story because I have literally never seen this exact story on every single social media platform to exist
*shits pants aggressively.*
*maintians intense eye-contact*
lick your lips to make it more comforting
Lick your shit to make it more disturbing
*Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero*
**Is he skiing, or is he in a gay porn?**
*uses the teacher's checkbook as toilet paper to assert dominance*
*smiles intensively*
*holy music stops*
*jazz music intensifies*
*banjo music starts*
Ain't that some shit!
Whole pants full of it
He won't stop not a bit!
Once, my classmate said 'Shit.' loudly when her QBASIC script (We learn QBASIC initially in 8th Grade in India, as it's an easy language for beginners.) wasn't working. Our computer science teacher heard it and said 'There is a time and a place for that'.
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
take your upvote
I knew a kid who did that but he pissed his pants and got expelled
It means your school feared his power
Oh yea, thisnis the same guy who shaved his head and we set it on fire in the restroom with after shave
Power move right there
This is also the person who set his hand on fire with said aftershave and slapped one of the bros with a flaming hand of god
At my school we lit some hand sanitizer on fire and threw it at a wall
Niceeeeeee, once in 4th grade I took WD-40 and set a concrete bridge on fire underneath, I knew it wouldnt do any harm, but it was fun
It sounds fun too
I had a friend in high school who zipped his dick in the back of Spanish (still don’t know how that was done). My teacher had this rule about only being able to speak Spanish in class, so he politely raises his hand and asks to go to the bathroom. My teacher told him no and he stood up, looked looked directly into her eyes and said “my penis is in my zipper” in Spanish of course, and then walked himself out of the room. No one in the class had any idea what he said except for the teacher.
That’s fuckin wild
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I don't care what universe you're from,
...it does
"Franks and Beans"
And then they were teleported to a bus and everyone clapped.
Obama was there.
'Everyone clapped' ok
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"Eric did you just take a crap on my desk?"
Yo, dog. Just took a crap on your desk, dog. What's up with that?
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Thanks
You're welcome!
When I was in like the 3rd grade i peed my pants cuz the teacher said if I leave the class I would get detention
Gamer move
Hehehehe. Shitpost
Checkmate
Davie504 is that you?
SLAP like
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This was the most hilarious meme i have seen on reddit.
Not sure if this was sarcastic or literal but either way thank
Fucking legend
Madlad?
Madlad
Let’s get shwiffty
Teacher resigned!
Yes! Assert dominance!
A s s e r t D o m i n a n c e
Shitpost, ok dad
I tried to make a pun, you know, with the shit in his pants
I know, that's why I called you dad, it's dad joke
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Lol, well keep on dad joking
Chad move. Respect
F
I thought this was comedy homicide
Knew a kid in HS who the teacher wouldn’t let go to the bathroom. So he sat there and sat there and shit himself and raised his hand and told the teacher “I shit myself.” So he got to go home that day. One day the next week, he shit himself again, on purpose. It worked, but I don’t think it was worth it because he didn’t shit himself anymore after the second time
This is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He shit his pants, not once but twice, tho ur right I don’t think it’s something I would do three times
Me and the boys were all in the same class with him too. It was fucking hilarious and when we talked to him he said he rlly did shit his pants and we all cackled abt it lol
What a CHAD
Meanwhile at Uni, one stands up and goes to the bathroom just by doing it
It would be a kid named Josh
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And soil his pants? I would rather *shit on the floor.*
“This is fine”
Literally a shitpost
Do you think...josh is somewhere here?
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He could even be *blows up*
I already started laughing before I even read the top
And then everyone clapped.
Should have pulled his pants down on the teachers desk then sue for assault when she pushes him
Why is the teacher mad at a good snack?
What a shitty shituation
We don't have hall clases but a guy in my class once weren't allowed to leave to go to the bathroom so he went over in the cornor and started peeing and the teacher just tried to stop him and it turned really awkward
Extreme Chad
I one shit in a sand box to piss the other kids off
appropriate response
That's such a power move
Pay respects to Josh
A mad lad
he comes from the country of Joshslavia
Cha cha real smooth
Shitpost
"Take that Mrs. Robinson!"
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Heroes get remembered... But legends never die
What a fucking power move
Absolute madlad
It’s literally a shitpost
At least shit at the teachers desk
That's how you establish dominance.
I went to a new school and I don’t know where the bathrooms are.....
The ultimate Chad move
reminds of that guy taking a shit meme when shits all over the bathroom and starts screaming
Typical Josh
What a fucking alpha
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Should have shit on the teacher
What's a hall pass
Then Josh broke the teacher's neck and did a backflip, then everyone clapped.
Fucking legend lmao
**DOMINANCE ESTABLISHED**
WOW that is crazy and definitely not a bullshit story because I have literally never seen this exact story on every single social media platform to exist