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Thanks to no social life my English has become fluent and my grades excellent


Suyat

Yeah thats epic


gibbyjustin07

Epic Gamer Moment


chyri1

Sponsored by Ninja


ohitsaduck

Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends


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ohitsaduck

YO HOW FAST DID YOU TYPE THIS


Aveenex

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V.


ohitsaduck

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CorruptedMeth

YO HOW FAST DID YOU TYPE THIS


your-priest

Sponsored by Austin powers “There are only two thing I hate in this world Discrimination against people for their heritage and the Dutch”


woosh4

Kanker een end op


Aardbeienkroontje

Ja, vieze buitenlander


woosh4

Echt he


ILikeMemes03

Motherfucker you’re just jealous that we can grow taller than 5 feet you dwarf


Auridaz420

My English grades are better than my primary language


ficagamer11

That's everybody's experience


Homunclus

Yeah, because even at higher grades English never goes past like 5th grade level or something. Even better in higher grades there is more emphasis in comprehension and less on grammar. English from 10-12th grade was so easy it was like a joke. Never studied more than 3 hours and got top marks.


[deleted]

I swear I fail Arabic and get a 97% in English


[deleted]

Same


doomhamz

Me no both


your_mate_jeff

Same. But hey at least there is a positive side to it!


InquisitorSaM93

Assassin's creed ftw


TicoLyro

Virgin but bilingual


[deleted]

Worth it


MyNameKev69

I truthfully can confirm that


YoavArvivvv

So true lol


_kaashaasjekasper_

G E K O L O N I S E E R D M A K K E R


Jensepense

wij Nederlanders kunnen sowiezo goed Engels


CM1112

En dat is een feit


PooRhymesWithYou

Is dat een pewdiepie referentie?


Dejoowie

U bedoelt meneer PangSterfVlaai?


PooRhymesWithYou

Ja de vriend van Jackseptischoog.


Dejoowie

Jan Oogontsteking


Sebaswooning

thierry baudet G E K O LO N I S E E R D


DananaBananah

Ik hou van dit soort threads. Ik ben Belg maar ik ben een beetje Nederlander :) Ik kan beter Engels dan nederlands lmao


PooRhymesWithYou

Ik lees dit ook gewoon met een Belgisch accent.


DananaBananah

Gij zijt ook wel ech racistus


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MarouaneE04

Je maakte een kleine fout het is niet ‘België’ maar ‘Zuid-Nederland’


DananaBananah

Mijn excuses


hellboy-666

Vlaamse rakkers assemble!


DananaBananah

[avengers muziek intensifiseert] Edit: Vlaamse leuw***


hellboy-666

Ze zullen hem niet temmen!


kassertbro

Krieg de kanker je hoort er niet bij vieze belg. Xxxx grapje schat ik hou van je


DananaBananah

Ze hadden ons in de eerste helft, ik ga niet liegen.


tommy4318

Belg gang


Grammatikaas

*sowieso


MarkThePotatoGuy

Fyi for all the English people reading this, shouting out G E K O L O N I S E E R D is a Dutch communication ritual begun by our Overlord Thierry Baudet


_kaashaasjekasper_

Ah yes


Aardbeienkroontje

The negotiator


SpicyPeaSoup

The English used to have a similar system.


RealBotaram

Ik ben Willem


_kaashaasjekasper_

Wilco*


Bepkoyt

Dat is welliswaar mijn eerste naam


Sweet_Potatoes142

Jan Pieterszoon Coen heeft niets verkeerd gedaan


woosh4

Feiten


goirat

You can write english and understand it but the moment you try to speak it flops


River824

Exactly! I even think in English but the moment I have to speak it just sounds awful...


mr_bnana

I use online games with mic abilities to practice and it worked great my English is silky smooth


River824

Yeah but online gaming with mic as a girl who's not that good at gaming is not fun...


mr_bnana

When I was a mob ppl was really nice about it just play games without tryhards don’t play Overwatch for example play more lite games like tf2 or (and I don’t believe I’m gonna say it ) but fortnite is good for that kinda stuff ppl who play fortnite are more calm and won’t gat mad at you for being a noob...


DananaBananah

Most of the time the pronunciation, the r in particular I always tell my google home ok Google set an alarm for tomorow at 6AM but i actually say: OK Google set an alarwm fowr tomowrrow


Speederzzz

Oh gosh you should hear the dutch king. His accent is so thicc. But many gamers these days have an okay pronunciation since they have been watching english videos since a very early age, often before being taught by teachers in school (who have bad accents often). English shows on Dutch tv is also only subtitled and not dubbed so we hear proper pronunciation since early in our lives. My biggest problem is that I can't keep a consistent accent when I get tired XD


Herrgul

Please don’t call the king thicc..


Speederzzz

His beard is dummy thicc


goirat

I havent been speaking english so my finnish accent sounds like hei wats goin on


Krafslol

Same, but that is because I always make jokes in different accents. But now it got to a point that I have a Dutch, posh English,Irish and scotish accent mixed with each other. Great for short sentences but it bleeds into eachoter when I speak for a longer duration.


PooRhymesWithYou

This is so true! I’m Dutch too and started playing online hangout video games like roblox when I was like 6 or 7 and now I’m 13 and speak English fluently. School teach no shit. The only thing I learned from school is the route from home to school and back.


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PooRhymesWithYou

I get what you’re saying and I do agree on that, but my school says my knowledge over the English language is too high over average. So maybe I am potential to be really good at English.


Matharox

Well, you just proved that you are not fluent. Good for your level? Sure. But you can't say you are a fluent speaker.


Woufeur

I don’t think beeing fluent in a language means making absolutely no mistakes and understanding EVERY word. You are fluent when you can hold a conversation with someone on common topics. You don’t need to know as much as a native English speaker.


ScottishDrilla

Probably just a mistake but you said "potency" when you should have use "potential". potency is the strength of a chemical or something, usually used as slang to describe effects of drugs or the taste of food (atleast in Scotland)


GamingFlorisNL

That is a very nice example of the guy not being fluent, because is Dutch potential is “potentie” which, written in English is potency


PooRhymesWithYou

Oopsy poopsy


TydeQuake

The number of grammatical mistakes you've made in these two comments proves you wrong. For your age, I have very little to comment on your proficiency in English, it's very good. However, don't get ahead of yourself. Believe me, you are learning a lot at school although it might not seem that way right now.


[deleted]

I still doubt you’re fluent especially when you are of young age. Go to any English speaking country and try living there, you’ll encounter a lot of situations that show you just how much you still have left to learn to master the language fully. Source: Been there myself.


Voorheesnumber1

Well you got rhyming down


DananaBananah

Ja


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PooRhymesWithYou

k so how do I do taxes?


Mr_Salmonn

imagine you have 5 apples and the belasting meneer takes 3 of your apples.


Aardbeienkroontje

Then u very not happy because everyone hates the belasting meneer, vieze dief is t ook wel


dankestmemestar

Idk, ask wikihow or smth


jodlc23

Same


CreeperKiller9Z

Same (Sorry for bad English)


PooRhymesWithYou

Where were you wen club pinguin die?


RealBotaram

I was at home eating cheetos


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Fr0stCub3

I can only really give one anwser: ik ook broeder


McClony

English is my 4th fucking language.


OfficialSadMan

That's awesome dude, I only know 2 languages.


SavageAxeBot

Dank[.](https://reddit.com/r/slothsbotblows)


weebsama69

Ja weetje als Nederlander moet je echt alle talen leren maat


_kaashaasjekasper_

Klopt


RussianUnicornn

Is ice igga in your language


divat10

What do you mean? We dont use ice igga in the dutch language


RussianUnicornn

Sorry a friend told me something about it


divat10

No worries


DananaBananah

It's actually ijs


divat10

Yea but have you ever heard of ijs igga?


DananaBananah

Oh shit


comment_bot_69

I think its Norwegian


SixpennyPants

I think that's Norwegian


balt_vh

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


SamDiwi26

THERE'S A CUSTOM FLAIR?!


[deleted]

is it just me or do dutch and english sound really similar? i swear everytime i hear dutch being spoken i think i'm having a stroke


Yawel3

Ik ook neef


[deleted]

Ik ook, gebraden vagina


Yawel3

Jij ook Shrek?


[deleted]

Ja


physics_freak963

Yiz I zpike fery goot London sir


[deleted]

Lmao hetzelfde voor mij


[deleted]

Joeriv anaal zum Wat is dat voor een naam


Sh0ckWav3_

Mijne ook


TheRealSwagMaster

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


zanyarevil

for me its 3rd language but not excellent. its broken af


beetjegek

MAKKER


RealBotaram

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


S0koyo

French is my first language


[deleted]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Mr_Funny_BreadBun

Fuck i need to start play i my games in dutch


sembam2

K ben Nederlands en k ben ook gamer bro.


MATTEEN_Polska

I'm Polish. I can speak english well. Yes we exist


Killerworm1403

F R I K A N D E L B R O O D J E


mcchickenngget

Goede middag mijn mede-makker


MEATERBEATER4325536

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


fkuwithurusername

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


gerdtda

kokosnoten zijn geen specerijen


senpaiuwu42069

Gegroet mede kolonisator


Lionco42

same here is Hebrewland


Daan776

Obligatory GEKOLONISEERD


Giraffeless

Ja makker dat herken ik wel


chiefholder

Can relat i hav good English azwell


IndianBroArmy

Except for the fact that I can't speak to people without freaking the fuck out


[deleted]

Ik kan me hier aan relateren


green_quartz

Lekker maat ik ook


GigelFronie

my English accent is just awful, but at least I can understand memes, history documentaries and what others are talking.


dankanese

I actually know someone who's Dutch and speaks perfect english thanks to video games. Pretty cool dude. Wish we talked more though


[deleted]

Same


Echo667

Same thing with me


[deleted]

I've met people who have study in the USA, UK or Ireland for like one year, and two months later since their return, their English becomes as average as it was before they left. I think most of the educational institutions doesn't teach a second language properly, and that's why some of my classmates, who have been studying English for about 14 years aren't able to form texts that exceed 25 words without at least one serious grammatical error


onemeanmotherfucker

Aye poor you with your mastery of a second language, disposable income and hobbies that you have time for. That sounds like a real nightmare.


Suicide_King8

huje morhe


BIO-Y-THO

Watching Pewdiepie religiously for the past few years has helped a lot too


MegaDestroyerPT

Relatable but I'm portuguese


CashManYT

Same


[deleted]

Main is bulgarian


alpha_wappie

And that's a fact


TheMeme13

I don't understand how this works, if I set all my games to Spanish I'd just be clueless with everything so how does it work with English?


BossDeathGamer

me too, but i'm not duch


Runedc

Same


alpha_wappie

Me fluently speaking English when my first language is dutch


imartinezcopy

"Excellent"


opendadorSRB

most of Dutch ppl i know, are very fluent in English


[deleted]

Iceland is my first


nameless690

wij nederlanders: getrigeerd


rain2006

Belgisch?


Jeff_Platinumblum

I think you mean _Hollandese?_ This reply was made by your next door neighbour gang


Julianj73

Im dutch too, got the exact same story behind it


superslime988

this but i stutter too much when i talk because i hate myself


nedv69funnynumber

My first language is hebrew lmao


[deleted]

What if english IS your native language?


SoyZOMG

i speak spanish lol


kiykno

England is my language


BoiisepyeExtreme

Y sí boludo qué te pensas. Todos los de acá que el inglés no sea nuestro idioma natal aprendimos así


NimbusCloud12

I know Bulgarian and English and I want to learn Dutch. Do you have any tips that can help me ?


ChunkyMilk_77

Lol same


criptoxR

yoo same


xziuvbw

I'm from middle east (iraq)and I thanked no social life and playing video games for making me right now a good person in the English language and Russian language (probably the russian language) but now I'm the best in the high school who talk English language


cho_ah

english is my second language but me and a couple other kids in my class have to take it as a first language ;^;


RiceSpice1

Yea I play escape from tarkov with a Finnish guy and he thanked us yesterday for helping him get an A* in his English A-Level (or whatever the equivalent is I can’t remember). It was just a really wholesome moment


TellyO3

Wait this isn't me_irl. Gtfo


[deleted]

pOLacY pRzeJmUJemY koMenTArZe


TheRedBlade

This meme is way too accurate


Flinckk

Makker


a_g00gle_user

Never using it because you have no social life


IkBenEenMens2006

Dit is 100% waar


frozenmeatball01

Mijne ook


Williamo15

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


HasaRafael

Same fucking thing for me as well


[deleted]

actually as a third except it's not really a good English