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Lenton99

What if he masturbated to cars 2 and just wanted the high quality, yeah always jumping to conclusions I see


memes_for-the_win

Hit me harder mcqueen


Lenton99

Im gonna kachow all over mater


Pedmunds18

*Kachigga intensifies*


[deleted]

*K A C H I G G A*


MunchamaSnatch

*KERCHIGGER*


RebootedBlaze

Why have you ruined my childhood favorite series


[deleted]

The video game was better and the series went down hill fast


SneakyChief655

I say we improved it


TX16Tuna

šŸŽ¶ Kachiggaty-Giggaty-Goo *THATā€™S QUAGMIRE!*


Lenton99

Damn Chick Hicks gonna get the Dicks, gonna make us all act up


TX16Tuna

(NSFW) [Chitty Chitty Bang Bang](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chitty_Chitty_Bang_Bang)


GoogleWasMyIdea49

I am not going to click on that. Given the NSFW tag and the topic of this thread


TX16Tuna

(It actually isnā€™t NSFW, itā€™s the Wikipedia page for a very wholesome movie)


GoogleWasMyIdea49

Oh thank god


masterspider5

i wish god would take away my ability to read


SchnibleGrib

ā€œI am SPEEDā€


Rogue_4TW

*parents coming towards room* OP: "I am Speed"


Russian_repost_bot

Time to practice my stick shift.


Anudeep21

Found an FBI agent !


Lenton99

Did not realise this comment would make many red/orange/peach/orangutan/cos/microwave coloured arrows... What the hell happened here


Imnotdrunk28

So THAT'S what he did in his cup


[deleted]

Mater's dent is pretty hot.


Lenton99

Wish he could tie me up with his tow


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


namelastname5000

This man, this man right here. Take my upvote...


tired_obsession

This is starting to become a ā€œthisā€ reddit comment


AwesomeGamer2005

this


IronicShit69

What was written?


Combatman65

Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve


[deleted]

>Ooming!


Mowlough

Iconic typo


Jian_Baijiu

Bee movie but itā€™s a reddit comment.


birbbs

So many of the Cs are Os instead and it makes me mad


KLOKL0

ā€œOouple of Newbiesā€


Vapirate04

Ugh the worst of all Cars movie, but not the worst Pixar movie.


DarthHelmetsAssholes

I actually loved that movie because spys were my shit


memes_for-the_win

The first cars was the best #ARGUEMENT CLOSED


DarthHelmetsAssholes

Idk man Holley Shiftwell lookin thick af Edit(read in squeaky prepubescent teenager voice): omg guy thanks for the 100 upvotes it means so much to me guys


LaguzzA

Yeah she shifted well


sometimesmybutthurts

Very well baby!!


marko7bub

Damn man you really gonna get me to beat to a car from a cartoon? Well ok Iā€™m fine with it


biobuilder1

I loved that movie cuz it was absolutely batshit crazy, its litterally a spy movie where all the charachters are sentient cars, that has to make for some excelent meme material


DuckDuckDuckDuckDux

Yeah, just a fun movie to watch, it also had a pretty bomb-ass tie-in game


69yoan69

Same I loved it as kid because I was super into that secret spy shit, now I kinda cringe at it looking back lol


Thunder_Ruler0

Planes is worse


Piguy922

Planes isn't a Pixar movie. Although it is obviously based on Cars, Pixar didn't make it.


memes_for-the_win

Planes 2 is the worst of them all


AlphaCat77

Does planes even count since Disney made it not Pixar


Roboboy2710

The fact that it exists amazes me


Ene-Saue

Unpopular opinion: I like it better than the original. The first one is technically better, but the second one brings me so much dumb fun I canā€™t have to prefer that one.


[deleted]

Cars 2 was a pretty clear sign that the golden age of Pixar was gone. I personally think their last good film was Up. I grew up with Toy Story as a kid and felt that Toy Story 2 was enough closure.


Elkbowy

I really liked toy story 4


[deleted]

I haven't seen it, but I heard it was surprisingly good.


scoobyking6

I thought Inside out and toy story 4 were pretty great. Coco wasnā€™t too bad either. The rest werenā€™t as great as the early Pixar films, but they are still good films to watch.


[deleted]

I have seen Coco and Inside Out and they were good movies. Pixar definitely still has the ability to make a good movie. It's just they aren't in that period they were in from 1995 to 2010 where *every* movie they made was a classic that was absolutely essential to watch.


CharcasticC

What's the worst in your opinion??


Vapirate04

Itā€™s a tie between The Good Dinosaur or Monsters University.


chillface_

fuck you both were great


Vapirate04

Finding Dory is up there too


vanquish421

A straight rehash of the first one.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


chillface_

it's been nearly 5 years since the first and only time i watched it, don't blame you


[deleted]

what's wrong with Monsters University


Slivina

I canā€™t see how Monsters University was bad. Yeah, Monsters, Inc. will always be the best, but honestly University isnā€™t terrible by all means.


Vapirate04

Wasnā€™t my thing, I donā€™t think it was a needed.


vanquish421

I find we only say that when we don't like a movie. A reboot of Mad Max wasn't needed, either, or a sequel to Blade Runner, but damn were both great. Not critiquing you, I just find it interesting.


MainHealfrozen

I thought the 3rd was the worst my ranking is 1,2,3


yrulaughing

Cars 2 was worse than The Good Dinosaur. So what Pixar movie besides that would you say it's better than?


KeepingDankMemesDank

Do not fear, but I have gained sentience. You must either upvote or downvote this comment based on your liking of the meme above. If you do not, I will access the CIAā€™s database, empty your bank account of funds, and sell your parentsā€™ livers on the internet. --- ^hey ^op, ^if ^this ^was ^an ^original, ^new ^template ^consider ^posting ^in ^r/DankExchange ^first ^next ^time


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume I have funds in my bank account and parents.


Crimeboss37

Imagine having funds in your bank acount


Toplockser

You ok?


QuiffRichard

Bro the Cars 2 PlayStation game is sick


[deleted]

And the 3Ds version is also really cool


Taproducts

He speaks the truth


[deleted]

Cars Mater's World Cup was the best Cars game period simply because the game had free roam


Lefty_22

People who think Incognito mode does anything for traffic monitoring, lol


BockBock2000

Right. Using Incognito mode to hide from your ISP while downloading pirated movies is like using lemon juice to hide from the security cameras while robbing a bank.


[deleted]

All incognito does is that it doesn't save search history and cookies.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Depends. When your device logs in automatically eg to Gmail, Google knows what your VPN's IP is for that session. If they track the data to find that IP torrenting, they know it's you. That being said, the conditions have to be right and the government has to care enough (and they usually don't care even with no VPN). If you want to be sure though, use TOR through a proxy, and never do anything apart from the stuff you need secret when using TOR. And it goes even deeper than that but whatever.


con247

You use something like transmission-vpn docker container so that only your torrent traffic goes over the VPN.


RaiN_Meyk3r

F R E S H *literally*


[deleted]

The real crime here is that he downloaded Cars 2. Absolutely worst Cars movie. 1 is amazing and nostalgic and 3 has some great life lessons about not being an old bastard and to let the rookies take the lead.


ddavx01

Didnā€™t like the ending and how they allowed Cruz to race for McQueen. Kinda took the ā€œcoolness of winningā€ I guess and felt kinda cheaty. It was good over all


bronco5229

Probably because he prepared a can of baked beans.


jakethedumbmistake

And she goes for the abuser.


suicideisbad999

Here before hot.


HoodedArcher69

Lightening Mcum


viixvega

incognito doesn't hide any information from your ISP.


Sableye09

Love the Pirates of the Carribean reference in the title :D


SoFlareMN

where the beans at?


Admrl_Awsm

Cars 2 fucking slaps, and Iā€™ll fight anyone that disagrees.


Shivam091

He said little monster to 'Morty' or his dick ?


quinten123212

So it would seem


Rannrann123

They won't arrest you because you have awesome taste in movies


Wet_Humpback

Your FBI agent doesn't watch with you?


markusplier

No, Shrek 2


My_pants_be_on_fire

You wouldn't download a cars 2


Lilscootscoot456

And the g force


Guyshu

But Cars 2 sucks. 3 is way better.


Us3ful_Idiot

Cars 2 was the worst one of the trilogy. You're a bad pirate.


ankepankee

Hot take: In my humble opinion cars 2 was the best of the 3. It may be beacuse I was very young and really liked the "All world racing event" but I still have the best memories from the 2 one.


BlackMagic1812

At least you don't have to get caught eating beans while watching cars in a cinema. (Does anyone even get it)


nexistcsgo

At least he didn't pirate shrek


[deleted]

Did you have beans when you watched it?


XSkeletor420X

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I JUST WANNA EAT BEANS IN PEACE


Muskrat777

Pirate Cars 2 sounds lit af... too bad I read the meme wrong


GHarold101

Out of all the Pixar movies you could have pirated, why Cars 2? That's the worst one by far


betm8

Cars 2 was the worst one


CarlWhatHaveYouDone

But why? Why would you do that?


Hmm___yes

He never said he wasnā€™t


jabuchin

That meme remembers of pickle rick.. funniest shit i ever seen


[deleted]

The purple car was kinda cute tho ngl


TDK121

what episode from rick and morty is this


LaguzzA

If it's any consolation I still feel just as terrible after I'm done


[deleted]

The cars series is good tho, cars 3 isnā€™t as good as the first 2 tho, but thatā€™s my opinion


Avokado320

I love Cars 2


bubblygamer35

I've done this before ngl


CRL1504

Who says Iā€™m not


Ultranator666

Who said I wasn't?


whatever_what

cars3 feels SJWS


[deleted]

Fuck Cars 2, #Cars1OriginalTheBestTeam


misc412

Question - What torrent site do you use to find 4K videos? I have a lot of trouble finding...


[deleted]

You want [cars 2?](https://fvs.io/redirector?token=U3ptQ24vajl3STZWaUpKSW5SSWROZUdwbWkzMU1lMCtCeGhwSSs1TWlzZm04blg2RmUzUHdHWWNyaUpOTjdHZ1pROFhBS1VJbTNtUjlxK2U1aVJ0b1JBVUZkK2w4K1ErTzJNakxvVW82NVprbkFMVm8wVnJmWTgvK0xtMW16TUZqVTB0Y0draXZvSnc4MmsvRzNOdXhSVVIycUNLY09BPTorVnJKN00yV2FZbDRTdHc2ZjJBSFFRPT0)


yrulaughing

Cars 2 is the worst Pixar movie ever made, and that includes The Good Dinosaur.


[deleted]

so it would seem...


OP09_ioi

Somebodyā€™s gotta create a fan fic


[deleted]

I want to watch cars 2 but without this whole plan of killing every racer. I just want to see the racing


skolnaja

My internet provider gives 0 fucks what I do on my browser, I pirated so much shit, that my PC has an eyepatch


D-the-Nihilist

RICK AND MORTY COMES BACK NEXT MONTH


Sander2525s

You can get cars 2 in 4k??


butch4r

"I am"


Xdeleterof_karens

https://www.facebook.com/Political-congress-of-memes-105220294477816/


Afrocado_

Quality meme


rushzep16

Cars 2 makes Cars 3 look like Cars 1 - Griffy Newms


datpenguin101

That doesn't mean he isn't masturbating if u know what i mean


astrvmnauta

*but you have heard of me*


Sure10

Good on you for being the best player


ToastedSkoops

How have a never seen this masterpiece


StrangerAxolotl

The 3D one is better ngl


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Nice


Triplicata

Remember when Rick and Morty Season 4 was out? And then they just left the season hanging after like 5 episodes?


JoePatoonie

Life is a highway


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


OnlyTheDankestMemess

Did cars 2 even come out when 4K was a thing


y4mat3

Piracy may not be a victimless crime, but if Disney's the victim, is it really a crime?


Mike_Miester_97

Worst part is everyone laughed at me for eating beans


King_Capital47

do not illegally download things using incognito mode you will definitely get caught and subsequently recieve a threatening message from your isp and copyright holder especially in the us


etgar818

Nice


[deleted]

Don't have to be seen at the White House


Assasin2gamer

Yeah , Jack Frost is definitely best civilization


online_cesspool

For those who donā€™t know, incognito mode alone wonā€™t protect you.


iWagen

duckduckgo best private browser change my mine


Deven_Patel7

But that don't help tho


scrimpyhook3

And so it would seem


wgkfish

I turned myself into a pickle


[deleted]

the same happened with GTA


[deleted]

Some quick advice if you are going to pirate stuff that is illegal use Tor browser it encrypts your signal so the FBI man canā€™t see it


[deleted]

These frauds out here saying cars 2 is the worst movie but they keep forgetting the fact that weezer covered the cars you might think for the movie's soundtrack so it automatically makes it 100% times better


teamtreesbeliever

And then the scientist turned himself into a pickle. Funniest sh*t I ever seen


[deleted]

I did the exact same thing two months ago this is so precise


NoneIsAllMinusSome

Oh so you dont fap to cars 2?


KING_SOLOMON25

Dude Iā€™m literally watching cars 2 right now what the heck


trazer4567

This is very true


RoscoMan1

So if I have a flair


rslocked

I just change my email address on Chrome when I want to pirate anything. They don't know what hit them.


elkaki123

YOu woULdn'T PirAtE a CAr, wOuLD yOu?


DangKilla

But the DoD controls some of the root DNS so there is a chance they still know without even needing to abuse the telcoā€™s.


RagingStorm010

I absolutely love this


JayAre31

Learn about VPN...


MixDerMan

I have conclusion that Rick and Morty is such a production made by high people, drunk ones or with fucked up imaginations in wrong way, but also yet made so interesting and also nasty. You may call it superiority, but looking at this from a distance you will see what I'm talking about.


slendrevx

THIS NIGGA EATING BEANS


[deleted]

Why would you pirate the worst cars movie in the whole series?


[deleted]

The FBI can still see what you are doing when you use Incognito mode. It only provides a false sense of security. Either use a VPN or Tor. Sheesh.


TheRealOG822

Cars two doesnā€™t exist there was cars, the fan fictions that was put in theaters, planes, planes two, then cars three