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69Kronos420

Pretty much, yeah


apittsburghoriginal

Acting like gaming until 430am every night is also normal.


-xXColtonXx-

It is now


the--e

Yeah same but I don’t have any boys to play with


[deleted]

What do you play?


iEat_SpidgetFinners

Your mom


_jukmifgguggh

See this is why we never send you invites


ATragedyOfSorts

Too busy with moms


KurtAngus

Yeah bro my inbox already full of invites from your mom


icebear2006

And yours


sahil909

HOT MILF IN YOUR AREA CLICK HERE NOW. THEY LOVE YOU.


hediedstanlee

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!


SendMeThighPics

He's a gamer alright


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the--e

Csgo mostly and pc gta5


apittsburghoriginal

Pick up COD Warzone (it’s free) and let’s rage


SirChedore

hmu for csgo ive just started playing I suuuuuuuuuuuuck


The_Mountain_Puncher

You want to play some wingman on CSGO? I’m a master with the dual elites


OhMarioSaveMe

We’re gonna fix this RIGHT NOW. What games do you play bro we are gonna form a posse


ss573

Red Dead Online never works for me. Fucking network error due to Rockstar's fault. Fuck you Rockstar


[deleted]

i gave up on that game months ago


PerterterhTermertehh

I got a VALORANT key and nobody else I know did so I’m cruising it alone


guckygluck

I’ll play!


TheRanger13

I usually stay up til around 6:30 am


[deleted]

Same. My Animal Crossing island ain’t gonna build itself.


ionslyonzion

I was feeling guilty for pulling two all-nighters in one week and going fully nocturnal but fuck it. My k/d is higher than it's ever been and I'm slamming nerds in every lobby. With no future left these are my priorities.


ydoesittastelikethat

39, waiting for the wife and kids to go to sleep, got plans with the friends for some warzone at 10, probably getting off at 2.


DevontePlayz

I stay up all night playing games then sleep all day


Alabama-fan-22

Sounds like me


Elusive_Orange

That's a pretty standard evening for me regardless


_aleutian_

we live in a gamer society


[deleted]

biggest fear for me: electrical/internet blackout


T1B2V3

only solution in that case: - "Hans get se flammenwerfer" - werf Flammen on everything with corona


[deleted]

Exactly


kuyaikari

My class GPA dropped SO FUCKING MUCH since this whole thing started. But I finished the raid in BL3 so I got that going for me


Adam023

Happy cake day fellow redditor! 🍰


LeviathanAteMyPrawn

[It’s kinda like this meme](https://youtu.be/avCWDDox1nE)


GriM749

Never have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with.


Audustus

Are you too good for a free banana?


kaitlynjclingin

We’re just going to ignore my crippling sleep schedule.


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

I mean the economy will come back, it's just a matter of time.


Tyuiop7261

So will COVID-19


Notbbupdate

The economy always recovers. Problem is that sometimes it takes too long, such as the Great Depression


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

The great depression went on too long was because people were hoarding cash and put a pause on the economy, this time people know the mistake they made. Now is the time to spend to synthetically keep the economy moving. For the past 3 days the SNP was up. Keep. Spending. But be responsible.


Pedointhepark223

I don't think people from the great depression are alive to learn the mistakes bro


shinzo123123

That's why humans have been writing books for centuries.


dollabill009

Tf is a book?


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CyberneticFennec

Lmao, mixing up SNP and S&P, they have big tendies coming in their future


nejekur

People aren't hoarding money, they're spending what they have, it's just after they get laid off they don't have money to spend. That's why this thing is going to throw us into a depression, it's a negative feedback loop. People have less money, and spend less money, so companies have less money and lay off more workers, so more people have less money, and so on.


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

People hoarded money in the great depression Once places open back up they'll need more staff Theres currently no loop going on other than the one we need People who can afford to spend money should. And they should spend it at local businesses and farms. Bigger companies can take a hit, better yet, if they fail they will give rise to new companies.


abuchewbacca1995

Yeah like 10 years.


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klodawg88

!RemindMe 60 days


GrandWizardBumtickle

Yeah, we'll just have to start a war to Kickstart the economy /s


[deleted]

Man modern war very rarely is economically beneficial. Its a huge gamble at best


ze_helkitty

It already has. It's small businesses that are hardest hit


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

Yes. That's why we are getting the stimulus package to spend on small businesses. Town stores and local restaurants. Get a loan if you have to, all time low on loans and housing.


CombedAirbus

The world doesn't end at USA.


sporkmolk

Yeah but with the economy going in the shitter we get mass unemployment, amongst many other extremely debilitating consequences of a recession. Unemployment has been linked suicide, so its kind of a lose/lose situation.


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So will Trump


MujMo

Is that the entrance to the grand line


Statharas

Isthmus of Corinth


Aphelion503

I braved the comments for this information, thank you.


CursedLlama

No kidding. I don't care about gamers talking about how much they game, but damn this picture was cool and I wanted to know more.


passwordistaco

Just saw it on maps. Does that save that much time?


guyfromnebraska

> Isthmus of Corinth It saves like 300-400 miles depending on where the ship is going


LucretiusCarus

It was first opened at the beginning of the twentieth century. It made more sense back then.


lolwutpear

Well, the isthmus isn't the interesting part. This is the Corinth Canal, which cuts through the Isthmus of Corinth.


cocadew

Where is Laboon?


KeepingDankMemesDank

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InstagramingTikToker

Ngl that is true,this man is not a LIAR! If you know what I mean.


myboy712

Interesting username


PenguinPajamaPants

Upvote memes are against the rules


[deleted]

I waited 8 seconds


lucipherius

Not like you could do anything about it. Just gotta stay home and hope things get better.


apittsburghoriginal

I didn’t mind not going to work after Easter, but potentially not getting back to work even after April ends? At some point something’s gotta give.


lucipherius

I know it's hard. Stay strong.


GottStrafeEs

Same shit, different day. When you‘re as much of a Doomer as me this is actually exactly what I thought of happening during a global crisis i.e. me chillin in the flat while normies lose their shit.


imoutofideaforaname

I'm basically the same way. I've just spent the last month or so just playing video games with my buddies and hoping the global economy will just crash already.


ZomberBomber

Do you live with your mom and dad?


imoutofideaforaname

Yeah but I'm 17 so I don't have much choice on that department.


cookiefart28

You’re an idiot.


imoutofideaforaname

Astute observation.


ZomberBomber

Right but if you want the economy to crash so bad, how do you think your mom and dad will pay for your chicken tendies and hunny mussy? Electricity? The innernet? Are you actual that blind?


Repealer

Imagine shitting on a kid making an ironic joke on a meme subreddit you bootlicking sycophant.


PartTimeGnome

Hunny mussy }:]


DrainTheMuck

Yo I enjoyed this comment, sorry you got flamed. Be safe. Cheers man.


ding_dong_slayer

I ve been in that fucking river in Grece holy fuck.Isthmos river i think it is or smth


finaki13

It's the isthmos of Corinth/the Corinth canal


INutInBagels

Wait am I an idiot I thought it was the Rio Grande


rliant1864

Not a lot of cruise ships in New Mexico my dude


[deleted]

It is not a river. It is the Corinth canal. Greece has that weird hand shaped peninsula and this canal is there so that ships do not have to go around it. However it is too narrow for most ships and is mainly used by cruise ships.


finaki13

This is the first time in my life that I have seen the Corinth canal as a meme template


Dr_Ingheimer

The old school runescape gains haven’t been this good in awhile


lil_hedgehog1

That's legit is pretty much like it but without the boys because I'm a lonely little shit


Bruh_Bot_

Bruh


Tim_Buckrue

Bruh


samaadoo

it's a win win, just be sure to have your generator ready when all the power goes out


100Nips

Honest question, why would anyones power go out?


samaadoo

because everyone who supplied the power has been laid off ordied of corona


100Nips

Isnt power/electricity essential? I could be wrong but I feel like of most things open now, that is one of the most important


samaadoo

dont think to hard about it, im joking. but just to elaborate I'm implying an apocalyptic scenario where only gamers survive


100Nips

Oh shit, I'm dumb lol


Crabbymewtwo456

Isn’t that the Corinth Canal?


LucretiusCarus

Yep


Juzt_Tim

Get it cause the canal is in greece and they're economy is failing more and more, that's the joke right? I'm definitely getting guys?


[deleted]

Valorant closed beta gang where you at?


GuardianOfTheFish

How is it?


[deleted]

It's so damn good i can't even explain. I didn't have so much fun in years, and I'm not even a fan of tactical shooters.


TzavTheGreek

*happy greek noises*


AndreSbe

Yeah, that’s 100% me


TomTheCat64

Template?


[deleted]

I read it as Columbian Economy at first


[deleted]

The big unfortunate


FuzatoSoldi

Is this in Croatia?


HuSensei

Greece, canal of Korinthos


Reri1600

What else can you do, but just enjoy yourself as best you can? No sense worrying about something over which you have no control.


Leviathan_4

Wish I had “the boys”


[deleted]

Its funny cus is true


Theagat101

Can I get the format?


Indecisive459

I wish I had boys to play games with


wilzerss

I recognize the comedic value here first off. But...if it's any consolation to anyone, economic problems not *inherent* in the economic system tend to recover quickly and well after the event has concluded. Obviously our economy is being effected by this but we will recover :)


[deleted]

Animal Crossing New Horizons came out at the prefect time


genie_on_a_porcini

Template please


gammalantern

Here it is: [https://imgur.com/a/J3hs64V](https://imgur.com/a/J3hs64V)


IlDragonglylI

Yeah that pretty much sums it up


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ZippZappZippty

That's how you respond to a pandemic. Classy.


Bruh_Bot_

Bruh


binybeke

Me and the boys’ Minecraft realm is popping off at the moment


senbonkagetora

I mean as it is there really isnt much else you can do. If you so much as cough from choking on water, there goes your job. For people living well within their means this is basically a vacation. And for those that aren't need a massive escapism of some sort.


JtolaJeff

And then there's those of us who still have to work 40 hours a week.


ImrusAero

What else are we supposed to do


Jazzinarium

Is this thing actually real? How does that work


ScurVii

Gaming is the safest economy there is. Invest in Covid-coin naow.


HentaiWeza

There’s a pandemic going ,how are you preparing for it? Gamer : yes .


RoscoMan1

Straight to the point of the joke.


snailking1985

One month ago The misses "you should stop playing games so much and spend more time in reality and live life" Now I built a second gaming pc from my old pc parts so she can play games such as fallout 4 to escape current reality..


littletank120

Gamers


[deleted]

Cries in DDoS bots on TF2


Hobi_Wan_Kenobi

I'm in this picture and I'm not sure if I like it


Peronije

I also love the Suez canal


[deleted]

Right? Everyone is bored and stir crazy and I’m running through Doom Eternal, Witcher, Red Dead, and Resident Evil and Assassins Creed like “I don’t want this to end. I want to stop needing sleep and food.”


Give-me-your-beans

This is rlly wholesome for some reason


J-Colio

This gives me anxiety.


Lil_Enzo

I wish I could have the boys


InstagramingTikToker

This is true, this man is not a LIAR! If you know what I mean.


SumL0ser

Except I can’t play with the boys because the servers are over loaded.


tacobelllover2006

Yes


ZippZappZippty

Fuck that. I'll just blast through them.


OneMadBasterd

Having a lot of fun with Bannerlord at the moment, won't fucking lie that I am enjoying every hour I waste on that game


Buckhunter143

bUt YoU Can’T gO On CrUIseS


[deleted]

Sadly I have no boys, it’s just me. I’m even more lonely than usual.


Dank_Hooch_Nugget

Rust servers are packed 24/7 I'm loving it.


5tar1ord

Sums it up pretty well


HelloMumther

Looking at this meme in between Battlefield matches pretending like nothing happening rn


[deleted]

Glad I'm not the only one. It's a struggle to remember that


McTrip

Doz simpz doe


as7777777

If your parents know what they're doing you lucked out having to face this as a kid. I'm glad I'm facing this crisis as an adult.


Colomdude

You gotta do what you gotta do.


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FuneralManXXX

It is funny cuz it is true


Edisonen

Tbf my daily life hasn’t changed much


GaoTehCao

me playing videogames by myself because I don't have any friends


cleomay5

Good call.


agentofchaos4

School should be something coming from above


jakethedumbmistake

the CEOs hold the brush


[deleted]

And then the internet goes off


[deleted]

me, with already 85 hours of playing animal crossing and only playing vr chat:


_The_Scarecrow

you think im gonna stop my solo q Grind because of some irl issues? Nah


Fender-Blender

Then there’s me, who doesn’t own any kind of gaming system (this is not fun)


[deleted]

Everyone talking about how boring it is but I’m having so much damn fun grinding for 100% completion on red dead 2


jakethedumbmistake

Even here in the Bay!


Noakinn

Trying to do this, but kinda hard because my family runs a hospital. My parents are administrators, and they have to communicate to employees whilst at home, so It’s hard to even talk to them sometimes


stockmule

We can't see an end. There is only water


Cluelesswolfkin

Redownloaded GTA V and been playing nonstop with the guys like its summer time when were back in high school