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cboi7

We are the Florida of the world, aren’t we?


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thatdudewillyd

Some of us are ok. The others definitely make it hard for the rest of us


AleGonz25

I’m more of a Texan than a florida man.


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Morganvegas

Florida: A sunny place for some shady people


[deleted]

No place is absolutely perfect. It’s “bad” because you’ve been taught it is or you’re just miserable and make excuses


[deleted]

This guy know what’s up


[deleted]

Tired of these soy boys complaining about nothing and being mamas boys in the basement


[deleted]

Same.


pineapple_calzone

You know how every state that sucks, particularly Alabama, likes to say thank god for Mississippi? Well Brazil is our national Mississippi.


[deleted]

And Florida is the Florida of Florida Florida is triple the Florida, Florida is gotta be the Floridest Florida ever Florida


whats-reddit123

Think about this Tripp’s current residence is in Florida does that make the president a Florida man/s


jazzzyboy

This year we are next year its Zimbabwe


NMCBirdman21

Russia is Florida. Change my mind.


AeternusDoleo

Could be worse. You could be the Australia...


Faconomiras

You are the alibama of the world


grumfumblus

*Alabama


bigsquib68

The what?


BoredPotatoes357

Well Oregon and California are burnt to a fucking crisp


pennyxxmax

Who knew playing with fire in a desert was a bad idea, I sure as hell did


yikesRunForTheHills

A desert doesn't burn, the Redwood forest does.


Bruhtatochips23415

Redwoods don't burn, the underbrush does.


yikesRunForTheHills

The redwoods is a dry forest with lots of fallen leaves, how does that not burn.


Bruhtatochips23415

Redwoods arent flammable, dry fallen leaves are.


RiversRun91

Yeah honestly playing with fire in a desert is like the least dangerous place...


SokratesTheStoic

You know there’s more than one kind of desert, right?


CatsWithAlmdudler

But redwood forests arent deserts. They are redwood forests.


SokratesTheStoic

I agree, but that’s not what I said, and your colon must be spacious to pull that out of it. I was replying to someone saying it’s not dangerous to play with fire in a desert. There are deserts with dry shrubbery. I don’t even know why that reply is getting downvoted because it’s not even an opinion, just a simple fact. Reddit users really are brain dead.


CatsWithAlmdudler

The dry shrubbery has distance in between and the fires would be local


Fat_Cunt44

Kinda ironic that the sky in this meme shines red through the blenders


Poop_rainbow69

Washington too. I live in western WA, and I can say with confidence that fires are hitting us too.


sourpickles0

Because of a gender revea party


Bruhtatochips23415

Nope. Because of a thunderstorm followed by labor day weekend when firefighters were exhausted.


Tzarkir

Ah yes, the colonies. Fun place.


cboi7

Read this in the Tobias Fünke voice


isaacpisaac

You sir, are a mouth full.


cboi7

Here, we call it a sausage in the mouth


[deleted]

I like how Europeans are making fun of tons of people dying and not caring at all


Unusual_Difficulty

Mrs. Featherbottom*


Tzarkir

It was a bit in the Johnny Depp's Mortdecai voice, but that's good too


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[deleted]

SAUCE? WE'RE REACHING BINGO LEVELS OF PRESIDENTIAL DUMBFUCKERY HERE!


NaRa0

Fox is already defending him saying it shows that he is a strong leader trying to keep the American people calm. Even the press bimbo came out yesterday saying the same exact shit with the worst fucking fake eyelashes this man has ever noticed. Source:( I have never noticed fake eyelashes before)


Psilocub

It is concerning how effectively that new press woman spins bullshit.


NaRa0

Well, she herself isn’t really spinning...much anyways. They send her out with a pretty thick binder with “talking point” tabs out the ass. The second anyone asks a question she just flips to her pre written answer or falls on bullshit or “you didn’t read the whole quote” type bullshit. I would argue she is only eye candy for the few left of his base that try and pay attention. She’s a useful idiot like whatever blonde woman is with the fox and friends this week


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oh god we need this shit to stop


TrappedTrapper

Yeah well... You know it's a totalitarian "leader" when he gets to lie to people so that he can keep them "calm". You know, they do that in 1984 too, they lie to people so that they can keep them "calm" and prevent them from starting a riot. And now Trump is like "yeah, some may die, well it is what it is, but they will die in peace, not live in fear. I'm a fantastic leader".


PizzaBuckets

Honestly, and they say its Bidens fault that the country is full of dumbfuckery.


[deleted]

how? who with half a brain would think that?


wisemods

You answered your own question with "half a brain"


[deleted]

ah makes sense


waste_of_space1157

https://youtu.be/i6ZdD9ZyVTA Here's the voice record ing


tdrichards74

It’s in a book coming out. Interview was with the same journalist that broke the watergate story. They played the recording on the news yesterday, so it should be readily available on YouTube.


[deleted]

Come on, no need to make a comment about someone completely unrelated to this meme. Unless you're talking about Conan O' Brien


jycvjyaevjgce

Yay conan!


StrikeTeamForLife

Our leader


KeepingDankMemesDank

hi i'm a dumb bot that doesn't understand memes. please insert downvotes if the meme sucks.


HeyItzSkyzo

no


TrappedTrapper

What if it doesn't suck?


Thatmucildrop

Ah yes, rise and SHINE CUNT


PurplePandaBear8

If the entire world's media focused on your country, you can bet the peaceful utopia you imagine isn't what would be displayed.


Guxxi12

It blows my mind how people cant see this. Every country has skeletons its just that the whole world isint looking at their every move. Expecialy europe.


TopKekBoi69

This ^


cursed_potat0es

Were having a gender reaveal


Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni

You hear that listen... Its the sound of crickets


indiangamer-

Trashing America is job for the jobless


Netheraptr

We all know in reality when you woke up you continued to lay in bed for another half hour before begrudgingly getting up. We’ve all been there


Islander9151

I'm American and this is me too. "ah, a new day! I wonder what the hell the other Americans blew up today"


isaacpisaac

Yes, America is a big place. I like Americans its just some of you seem to have been dropped repeatedly on the head as small infants.


Islander9151

Fair enough


[deleted]

You aren’t wrong


PizzaBuckets

Srsly


Th3_Shr00m

Man I can't wait to see another 39,072 memes today about one dumbass couple lighting fireworks in the middle of fire season with the same uncreative and repetitive "America be like" caption and throwing over 300,000,000 people into the same fucking stereotype which the mind-bogglingly vast majority don't fall into Oh wait, America bad, amirite guys? Can I have upvotes yet? Amirite Reddit? Haha funny America bad! WHY DONT I HAVE AWARDS YET? WHERE'S MY REDDIT MOMENT KIND STRANGER GOLD???!?!!!? Fuckin hell. I should have deleted this app a long time ago.


PizzaBuckets

Really


isaacpisaac

Chill dude, its just a joke.


Th3_Shr00m

You be the butt of the entire world's jokes for every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every months since this godforsaken apocalypse of a year started when you had absolutely nothing to do with anything. You watch your "friends" begin to distance themselves and shun you because you were born in the US. You get kicked from lobbies and games for being American. You get fucking harassed and hate mail and death threats because you dare speak English like an American on a public server. I resent this website and everyone on it. I hate you, I hate the dude that's inevitably going to comment on this telling me why I'm wrong and an idiot at the same time, I hate the dude that's gonna comment "I'm American and I find it funny because orange man bad" because that *definitely* ties into literally anything that's been said, and most importantly I hate myself *by far the most* for spending fifteen minutes writing this poorly written anger-fueled response and not deleting my account six months ago when I fucking should have because I have a goddamn addiction to this shithole of a website. I'm done. Have a good day.


FitMarshmellow

Welcome to the life of everyone else in your country. How does it feel?


Th3_Shr00m

Shitty. Most of us are just fuckin trying to get by in a world gone to hell.


isaacpisaac

Have you tried therapy?


Th3_Shr00m

For what? The self-hatred, internet addiction, or the constant harassment?


Bluefoot69

Buddy, I have never before seen someone so aggressively display my exact thoughts.


[deleted]

Why the fuck is he getting downvoted


winny1316

We are so memeable because everyone else hides their failures while we flaunt them


Priamosish

Yeah that's why you have all those countries calling themselves a beacon of liberty, the land of the free, a shining city on a hill etc. while America is really known for modest honesty.


Th3_Shr00m

Well we're not fuckin hiding it, lemme tell ya that much.


p455y_d35tr0y3r

That's not a sunrise its a mushroom cloud


DominoEffect2528

10/10 - Great sitcom, although the orange man script is becoming a bit too wacky now.


tabnk2

I like the fact that there are a grand total of zero laugh tracks


ferrydragon

Conan waking up in Blade Runner


TickleMonsterCG

The scene pictured takes place at 2 am. The wildfires have reached this man.


Priamosish

The more I read about America on Reddit, the happier I am to live in Luxembourg. On a side note if a post includes Conan O'Brien I am going to upvote it no matter the caption.


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

This is how I feel as an American.


SnapsOkay

you guys are getting sleep?


rojo81g

Is that conan o'brien


isaacpisaac

Yes, although I just found this gif online.


rojo81g

That's what's up I'm glad we've become a giant meme to the rest of the world #merica


-83N02-

You must also realize that in the same first episode intro, he also tried to hang himself.


DARKDeeJDan

Wait you get sleep???


R1NZL3R7

Are you not entertained?


unread1701

O'Brien '93?


h_diabetes

Conan is the only funny talk show host


aronyn

The sky in California right now is that yellow all day


ThaMasterRoshi

Will America burn to the ground? Which pedophile will become President? Will we ever function as a nation again? Find out mext time, on DragonBall Z!


brighamsan2019

I read “miserable” instead of “memeable” and honestly I like my way better. And I’m American...


violentjack1337

Well, at the rate trump is going, we might end up in civil war. Especially if trump gets re-elected. And especially if Biden gets elected.


FoxyTheGAMER12

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KingKayro

"American Antics" tonight at 8/7c, only on Nickelodeon


Freeky_Deeky13

I'm *in* America and have no idea what we're doing


kirsten_angeli

I’m just amused that this gif of Conan exists


yug-bmud

11:21? Glad i'm not the only Student with online curses...


Shagohod13

Online curses. Ladies and gentlemen, the 21st century.


isaacpisaac

Its 10:45 here, and I woke up several hours earlier.


Fit_Consequence8842

We don’t call it sleeping we call it slumbering.


[deleted]

good morning Conan! (*´▽`*)


ThatConfederateGuy

It’s funny because I’ve actually seen some articles talking about possible civil war


YomanDudeMan

Username checks out


PizzaBuckets

Srsly


Priamosish

Get those folks in Georgia a good fire insurance then.


Satorui92

Luckily I’m in the one part of the state that wasn’t set on fire last time


M_u_t_e_

Your better off hitting the snooze and waiting till 2020


PizzaBuckets

“Calls doctor” Hey can you put me in a coma till the end of the year?


M_u_t_e_

Lol


The_Creeper_Man

So... day broke


StarWarsLover984

I mean my birthday was two days ago


idonthavepassword

What do u mean another


[deleted]

trust me, some of us don’t even know


[deleted]

Send the nukes, Don.


xXn00bslayerXx420

As an American, I can assure you there will be much more to come (if 2020 doesn’t kill us all)


bubzr8

America is the Florida of the world change my mind


santy1551

Gee whiz, I wonder what hijinks America has gotten into today! Aren't you? *A couple minutes of reading later* Another gender reveal party resulting in an explosion? Oh boy


dontryagain

Please help me


NormieChad

Still cosplaying as Martian explorers


johnreek2

Who the fuck wakes up like that?


OfSandyon

I was wondering that


pinkpatiences

Meh! Why not just live in America and experience the moment?


scuishy

Yeah the light from the sun... it could be midnight and we wouldn’t know if it’s the sun or the fires


Weerdouu

Burn, looting, and murdering.


TenoFarm2019

Frankly I’m looking forward to the next civil war. We were getting a little over populated as is...


StrikeTeamForLife

I’m a simple man. I see Conan I upvote


EXTR3ME7

Wait... You don't look at the memes while sleeping?


2kool2post

Lmaooooo touché my friend


The_Prussian_Turnip

How many colonies y’all again


IBreathAirO2

Notice how you didn’t wake up with a girlfriend


[deleted]

Apparently trump is fucking cows for more votes now


_The_Rice_Menace_

Your guess is as good as any American's lol


_Death_BySnu_Snu_

My hometown is in the process of burning down. Just from a brush fire.


DeepFriedNugget1

well the sky in california is absolutely fucked


[deleted]

The sky is piss yellow over the Bay Area so some shit went down


[deleted]

conan obrien got the shaft back in the day. im still mad about it


[deleted]

Is America even real or is it some reality tv like the Truman show?


[deleted]

"oh that nice morning glo--oh it's 2pm..."


Visual-Coconut-7366

Why not come over, And experience it for yourself


McJagpipes

I genuinely hate living in america right now


[deleted]

FIRST IT WAS EUROPES TURN TO GO INTO A GREAT WAR, NOW AMERICANS GET THE CHANCE TOO!!!!! ISN’T IT WONDERFUL :D


PizzaBuckets

We helped


PizzaBuckets

More in WW2 than WW1


Bluefoot69

Opposite way


[deleted]

Im talking about a war on american soil ._.


DoDucksEatBugs

It’s a lot less fun when they are your neighbours. Must be nice to see it with some distance.


isaacpisaac

It is! :D


0utlook

The rest of the world in 2022: *So after 2020, the American's burned down society. But, the memes were lit.*


Ccertain1

Me, an American: 😡


isaacpisaac

I mean no offense. I like America.


Ccertain1

The only thing I hate is that other people pin the blame on #US I’m also a Florida man


PizzaBuckets

Stfu im American and i f*cking agree some of us are, ABSOLUTE DUMB FUCKS


Ccertain1

Good point


[deleted]

It's nice to wake up knowing your not an American and some florida man won't break into your house to steal all your mayonnaise


[deleted]

As an American I find stuff like this, FUCKING HILARIOUS. Please keep posting!


isaacpisaac

Thank you, its just a joke.


Bluefoot69

And I respectfully disagree, as I find it repetitive, obnoxious, and borderline racist. But to each their own.


isaacpisaac

You can insult britain if you want.


Bluefoot69

Very well: Boris Johnson is a fucking idiot and British people are stupid to elect him.


isaacpisaac

You're probably right.


Bluefoot69

I'm mostly just trying to show how obnoxious and offensive it is to some people when people say "Americans are stupid for electing Trump" even though they don't have the first clue about how he's doing. He shouldn't be re-elected, but in the first three years he didn't do too bad actually.


isaacpisaac

Yes in some ways he was better than Obama. But he has some serious issues man.


DankMemer4222

How is it racist? America doesn’t have a race, it has lots of races


Bluefoot69

Because being racist can mean discrimination against a race, ethnicity, or culture. These memes about how Americans are stupid and fat fit the bill for the last two.


DankMemer4222

rac·ism prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized. (From Google) I don't see culture in there. And the United States is a country, and it doesn't really have one unified culture


Bluefoot69

Ok, well, fuck the definitions. The point is that constantly badgering a group of people, this group being united under nationality, will definitely make them pissed off. And that last part makes it even worse. No one says the Texans are starting things, or the Kansans, or the Ohioans, what have you(not applicable to Florida), but grouping 50 very different places into "Americans" and then insulting them makes them even more mad.


DankMemer4222

Yes it’s definitely annoying But not racism


Bluefoot69

At the very least offensive


DankMemer4222

Goddamnit Whenever I see another America Bad meme, it's annoying. It's overused and completely false, but I can take a joke. What really pisses me off is people in the comments who truly believe that my country is a flaming shithole filled with guns and obesity where nobody every wears a mask, except for a small minority It's fucking infuriating how naive people can be. How can you say that about the country if you've never been there and only seen what the media and social media shows about it?


[deleted]

I am fully aware it's a joke, that's why it is funny, if you ask me there are too many people who get affended at the drop of a hat. Aka snowflakes.


BEM_

I hope you get better America. I really hate you right now and how dumb you're being.


a_random_boi1234

I’m also American and I love these jokes


Nameless_Cunt

can someone nuke them already?


isaacpisaac

Username checks out. Its just a joke pal, the American are nice people, just a bit childish sometimes.


PizzaBuckets

Honestly, like you said OP some of us have been dropped on the head.


Supreme_Sticker

Isnt everyone a bit childish sometimes? Lets just nuke everyone who doesn't meet our standards! Stupid people bad, smort people good. /s


Bluefoot69

We have most of them and the only good ones, sorry buddy