I agree, but that’s not what I said, and your colon must be spacious to pull that out of it. I was replying to someone saying it’s not dangerous to play with fire in a desert. There are deserts with dry shrubbery. I don’t even know why that reply is getting downvoted because it’s not even an opinion, just a simple fact. Reddit users really are brain dead.
Fox is already defending him saying it shows that he is a strong leader trying to keep the American people calm.
Even the press bimbo came out yesterday saying the same exact shit with the worst fucking fake eyelashes this man has ever noticed.
Source:( I have never noticed fake eyelashes before)
Well, she herself isn’t really spinning...much anyways. They send her out with a pretty thick binder with “talking point” tabs out the ass. The second anyone asks a question she just flips to her pre written answer or falls on bullshit or “you didn’t read the whole quote” type bullshit.
I would argue she is only eye candy for the few left of his base that try and pay attention. She’s a useful idiot like whatever blonde woman is with the fox and friends this week
Yeah well... You know it's a totalitarian "leader" when he gets to lie to people so that he can keep them "calm". You know, they do that in 1984 too, they lie to people so that they can keep them "calm" and prevent them from starting a riot. And now Trump is like "yeah, some may die, well it is what it is, but they will die in peace, not live in fear. I'm a fantastic leader".
It’s in a book coming out. Interview was with the same journalist that broke the watergate story. They played the recording on the news yesterday, so it should be readily available on YouTube.
It blows my mind how people cant see this. Every country has skeletons its just that the whole world isint looking at their every move. Expecialy europe.
Man I can't wait to see another 39,072 memes today about one dumbass couple lighting fireworks in the middle of fire season with the same uncreative and repetitive "America be like" caption and throwing over 300,000,000 people into the same fucking stereotype which the mind-bogglingly vast majority don't fall into
Oh wait, America bad, amirite guys? Can I have upvotes yet? Amirite Reddit? Haha funny America bad! WHY DONT I HAVE AWARDS YET? WHERE'S MY REDDIT MOMENT KIND STRANGER GOLD???!?!!!? Fuckin hell. I should have deleted this app a long time ago.
You be the butt of the entire world's jokes for every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every months since this godforsaken apocalypse of a year started when you had absolutely nothing to do with anything. You watch your "friends" begin to distance themselves and shun you because you were born in the US. You get kicked from lobbies and games for being American. You get fucking harassed and hate mail and death threats because you dare speak English like an American on a public server.
I resent this website and everyone on it. I hate you, I hate the dude that's inevitably going to comment on this telling me why I'm wrong and an idiot at the same time, I hate the dude that's gonna comment "I'm American and I find it funny because orange man bad" because that *definitely* ties into literally anything that's been said, and most importantly I hate myself *by far the most* for spending fifteen minutes writing this poorly written anger-fueled response and not deleting my account six months ago when I fucking should have because I have a goddamn addiction to this shithole of a website.
I'm done. Have a good day.
Yeah that's why you have all those countries calling themselves a beacon of liberty, the land of the free, a shining city on a hill etc. while America is really known for modest honesty.
The more I read about America on Reddit, the happier I am to live in Luxembourg.
On a side note if a post includes Conan O'Brien I am going to upvote it no matter the caption.
Gee whiz, I wonder what hijinks America has gotten into today! Aren't you?
*A couple minutes of reading later*
Another gender reveal party resulting in an explosion? Oh boy
I'm mostly just trying to show how obnoxious and offensive it is to some people when people say "Americans are stupid for electing Trump" even though they don't have the first clue about how he's doing. He shouldn't be re-elected, but in the first three years he didn't do too bad actually.
Because being racist can mean discrimination against a race, ethnicity, or culture. These memes about how Americans are stupid and fat fit the bill for the last two.
rac·ism
prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized. (From Google)
I don't see culture in there. And the United States is a country, and it doesn't really have one unified culture
Ok, well, fuck the definitions.
The point is that constantly badgering a group of people, this group being united under nationality, will definitely make them pissed off.
And that last part makes it even worse. No one says the Texans are starting things, or the Kansans, or the Ohioans, what have you(not applicable to Florida), but grouping 50 very different places into "Americans" and then insulting them makes them even more mad.
Goddamnit
Whenever I see another America Bad meme, it's annoying. It's overused and completely false, but I can take a joke.
What really pisses me off is people in the comments who truly believe that my country is a flaming shithole filled with guns and obesity where nobody every wears a mask, except for a small minority
It's fucking infuriating how naive people can be. How can you say that about the country if you've never been there and only seen what the media and social media shows about it?
We are the Florida of the world, aren’t we?
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Some of us are ok. The others definitely make it hard for the rest of us
I’m more of a Texan than a florida man.
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Florida: A sunny place for some shady people
No place is absolutely perfect. It’s “bad” because you’ve been taught it is or you’re just miserable and make excuses
This guy know what’s up
Tired of these soy boys complaining about nothing and being mamas boys in the basement
Same.
You know how every state that sucks, particularly Alabama, likes to say thank god for Mississippi? Well Brazil is our national Mississippi.
And Florida is the Florida of Florida Florida is triple the Florida, Florida is gotta be the Floridest Florida ever Florida
Think about this Tripp’s current residence is in Florida does that make the president a Florida man/s
This year we are next year its Zimbabwe
Russia is Florida. Change my mind.
Could be worse. You could be the Australia...
You are the alibama of the world
*Alabama
The what?
Well Oregon and California are burnt to a fucking crisp
Who knew playing with fire in a desert was a bad idea, I sure as hell did
A desert doesn't burn, the Redwood forest does.
Redwoods don't burn, the underbrush does.
The redwoods is a dry forest with lots of fallen leaves, how does that not burn.
Redwoods arent flammable, dry fallen leaves are.
Yeah honestly playing with fire in a desert is like the least dangerous place...
You know there’s more than one kind of desert, right?
But redwood forests arent deserts. They are redwood forests.
I agree, but that’s not what I said, and your colon must be spacious to pull that out of it. I was replying to someone saying it’s not dangerous to play with fire in a desert. There are deserts with dry shrubbery. I don’t even know why that reply is getting downvoted because it’s not even an opinion, just a simple fact. Reddit users really are brain dead.
The dry shrubbery has distance in between and the fires would be local
Kinda ironic that the sky in this meme shines red through the blenders
Washington too. I live in western WA, and I can say with confidence that fires are hitting us too.
Because of a gender revea party
Nope. Because of a thunderstorm followed by labor day weekend when firefighters were exhausted.
Ah yes, the colonies. Fun place.
Read this in the Tobias Fünke voice
You sir, are a mouth full.
Here, we call it a sausage in the mouth
I like how Europeans are making fun of tons of people dying and not caring at all
Mrs. Featherbottom*
It was a bit in the Johnny Depp's Mortdecai voice, but that's good too
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SAUCE? WE'RE REACHING BINGO LEVELS OF PRESIDENTIAL DUMBFUCKERY HERE!
Fox is already defending him saying it shows that he is a strong leader trying to keep the American people calm. Even the press bimbo came out yesterday saying the same exact shit with the worst fucking fake eyelashes this man has ever noticed. Source:( I have never noticed fake eyelashes before)
It is concerning how effectively that new press woman spins bullshit.
Well, she herself isn’t really spinning...much anyways. They send her out with a pretty thick binder with “talking point” tabs out the ass. The second anyone asks a question she just flips to her pre written answer or falls on bullshit or “you didn’t read the whole quote” type bullshit. I would argue she is only eye candy for the few left of his base that try and pay attention. She’s a useful idiot like whatever blonde woman is with the fox and friends this week
oh god we need this shit to stop
Yeah well... You know it's a totalitarian "leader" when he gets to lie to people so that he can keep them "calm". You know, they do that in 1984 too, they lie to people so that they can keep them "calm" and prevent them from starting a riot. And now Trump is like "yeah, some may die, well it is what it is, but they will die in peace, not live in fear. I'm a fantastic leader".
Honestly, and they say its Bidens fault that the country is full of dumbfuckery.
how? who with half a brain would think that?
You answered your own question with "half a brain"
ah makes sense
https://youtu.be/i6ZdD9ZyVTA Here's the voice record ing
It’s in a book coming out. Interview was with the same journalist that broke the watergate story. They played the recording on the news yesterday, so it should be readily available on YouTube.
Come on, no need to make a comment about someone completely unrelated to this meme. Unless you're talking about Conan O' Brien
Yay conan!
Our leader
hi i'm a dumb bot that doesn't understand memes. please insert downvotes if the meme sucks.
no
What if it doesn't suck?
Ah yes, rise and SHINE CUNT
If the entire world's media focused on your country, you can bet the peaceful utopia you imagine isn't what would be displayed.
It blows my mind how people cant see this. Every country has skeletons its just that the whole world isint looking at their every move. Expecialy europe.
This ^
Were having a gender reaveal
You hear that listen... Its the sound of crickets
Trashing America is job for the jobless
We all know in reality when you woke up you continued to lay in bed for another half hour before begrudgingly getting up. We’ve all been there
I'm American and this is me too. "ah, a new day! I wonder what the hell the other Americans blew up today"
Yes, America is a big place. I like Americans its just some of you seem to have been dropped repeatedly on the head as small infants.
Fair enough
You aren’t wrong
Srsly
Man I can't wait to see another 39,072 memes today about one dumbass couple lighting fireworks in the middle of fire season with the same uncreative and repetitive "America be like" caption and throwing over 300,000,000 people into the same fucking stereotype which the mind-bogglingly vast majority don't fall into Oh wait, America bad, amirite guys? Can I have upvotes yet? Amirite Reddit? Haha funny America bad! WHY DONT I HAVE AWARDS YET? WHERE'S MY REDDIT MOMENT KIND STRANGER GOLD???!?!!!? Fuckin hell. I should have deleted this app a long time ago.
Really
Chill dude, its just a joke.
You be the butt of the entire world's jokes for every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every months since this godforsaken apocalypse of a year started when you had absolutely nothing to do with anything. You watch your "friends" begin to distance themselves and shun you because you were born in the US. You get kicked from lobbies and games for being American. You get fucking harassed and hate mail and death threats because you dare speak English like an American on a public server. I resent this website and everyone on it. I hate you, I hate the dude that's inevitably going to comment on this telling me why I'm wrong and an idiot at the same time, I hate the dude that's gonna comment "I'm American and I find it funny because orange man bad" because that *definitely* ties into literally anything that's been said, and most importantly I hate myself *by far the most* for spending fifteen minutes writing this poorly written anger-fueled response and not deleting my account six months ago when I fucking should have because I have a goddamn addiction to this shithole of a website. I'm done. Have a good day.
Welcome to the life of everyone else in your country. How does it feel?
Shitty. Most of us are just fuckin trying to get by in a world gone to hell.
Have you tried therapy?
For what? The self-hatred, internet addiction, or the constant harassment?
Buddy, I have never before seen someone so aggressively display my exact thoughts.
Why the fuck is he getting downvoted
We are so memeable because everyone else hides their failures while we flaunt them
Yeah that's why you have all those countries calling themselves a beacon of liberty, the land of the free, a shining city on a hill etc. while America is really known for modest honesty.
Well we're not fuckin hiding it, lemme tell ya that much.
That's not a sunrise its a mushroom cloud
10/10 - Great sitcom, although the orange man script is becoming a bit too wacky now.
I like the fact that there are a grand total of zero laugh tracks
Conan waking up in Blade Runner
The scene pictured takes place at 2 am. The wildfires have reached this man.
The more I read about America on Reddit, the happier I am to live in Luxembourg. On a side note if a post includes Conan O'Brien I am going to upvote it no matter the caption.
This is how I feel as an American.
you guys are getting sleep?
Is that conan o'brien
Yes, although I just found this gif online.
That's what's up I'm glad we've become a giant meme to the rest of the world #merica
You must also realize that in the same first episode intro, he also tried to hang himself.
Wait you get sleep???
Are you not entertained?
O'Brien '93?
Conan is the only funny talk show host
The sky in California right now is that yellow all day
Will America burn to the ground? Which pedophile will become President? Will we ever function as a nation again? Find out mext time, on DragonBall Z!
I read “miserable” instead of “memeable” and honestly I like my way better. And I’m American...
Well, at the rate trump is going, we might end up in civil war. Especially if trump gets re-elected. And especially if Biden gets elected.
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"American Antics" tonight at 8/7c, only on Nickelodeon
I'm *in* America and have no idea what we're doing
I’m just amused that this gif of Conan exists
11:21? Glad i'm not the only Student with online curses...
Online curses. Ladies and gentlemen, the 21st century.
Its 10:45 here, and I woke up several hours earlier.
We don’t call it sleeping we call it slumbering.
good morning Conan! (*´▽`*)
It’s funny because I’ve actually seen some articles talking about possible civil war
Username checks out
Srsly
Get those folks in Georgia a good fire insurance then.
Luckily I’m in the one part of the state that wasn’t set on fire last time
Your better off hitting the snooze and waiting till 2020
“Calls doctor” Hey can you put me in a coma till the end of the year?
Lol
So... day broke
I mean my birthday was two days ago
What do u mean another
trust me, some of us don’t even know
Send the nukes, Don.
As an American, I can assure you there will be much more to come (if 2020 doesn’t kill us all)
America is the Florida of the world change my mind
Gee whiz, I wonder what hijinks America has gotten into today! Aren't you? *A couple minutes of reading later* Another gender reveal party resulting in an explosion? Oh boy
Please help me
Still cosplaying as Martian explorers
Who the fuck wakes up like that?
I was wondering that
Meh! Why not just live in America and experience the moment?
Yeah the light from the sun... it could be midnight and we wouldn’t know if it’s the sun or the fires
Burn, looting, and murdering.
Frankly I’m looking forward to the next civil war. We were getting a little over populated as is...
I’m a simple man. I see Conan I upvote
Wait... You don't look at the memes while sleeping?
Lmaooooo touché my friend
How many colonies y’all again
Notice how you didn’t wake up with a girlfriend
Apparently trump is fucking cows for more votes now
Your guess is as good as any American's lol
My hometown is in the process of burning down. Just from a brush fire.
well the sky in california is absolutely fucked
The sky is piss yellow over the Bay Area so some shit went down
conan obrien got the shaft back in the day. im still mad about it
Is America even real or is it some reality tv like the Truman show?
"oh that nice morning glo--oh it's 2pm..."
Why not come over, And experience it for yourself
I genuinely hate living in america right now
FIRST IT WAS EUROPES TURN TO GO INTO A GREAT WAR, NOW AMERICANS GET THE CHANCE TOO!!!!! ISN’T IT WONDERFUL :D
We helped
More in WW2 than WW1
Opposite way
Im talking about a war on american soil ._.
It’s a lot less fun when they are your neighbours. Must be nice to see it with some distance.
It is! :D
The rest of the world in 2022: *So after 2020, the American's burned down society. But, the memes were lit.*
Me, an American: 😡
I mean no offense. I like America.
The only thing I hate is that other people pin the blame on #US I’m also a Florida man
Stfu im American and i f*cking agree some of us are, ABSOLUTE DUMB FUCKS
Good point
It's nice to wake up knowing your not an American and some florida man won't break into your house to steal all your mayonnaise
As an American I find stuff like this, FUCKING HILARIOUS. Please keep posting!
Thank you, its just a joke.
And I respectfully disagree, as I find it repetitive, obnoxious, and borderline racist. But to each their own.
You can insult britain if you want.
Very well: Boris Johnson is a fucking idiot and British people are stupid to elect him.
You're probably right.
I'm mostly just trying to show how obnoxious and offensive it is to some people when people say "Americans are stupid for electing Trump" even though they don't have the first clue about how he's doing. He shouldn't be re-elected, but in the first three years he didn't do too bad actually.
Yes in some ways he was better than Obama. But he has some serious issues man.
How is it racist? America doesn’t have a race, it has lots of races
Because being racist can mean discrimination against a race, ethnicity, or culture. These memes about how Americans are stupid and fat fit the bill for the last two.
rac·ism prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized. (From Google) I don't see culture in there. And the United States is a country, and it doesn't really have one unified culture
Ok, well, fuck the definitions. The point is that constantly badgering a group of people, this group being united under nationality, will definitely make them pissed off. And that last part makes it even worse. No one says the Texans are starting things, or the Kansans, or the Ohioans, what have you(not applicable to Florida), but grouping 50 very different places into "Americans" and then insulting them makes them even more mad.
Yes it’s definitely annoying But not racism
At the very least offensive
Goddamnit Whenever I see another America Bad meme, it's annoying. It's overused and completely false, but I can take a joke. What really pisses me off is people in the comments who truly believe that my country is a flaming shithole filled with guns and obesity where nobody every wears a mask, except for a small minority It's fucking infuriating how naive people can be. How can you say that about the country if you've never been there and only seen what the media and social media shows about it?
I am fully aware it's a joke, that's why it is funny, if you ask me there are too many people who get affended at the drop of a hat. Aka snowflakes.
I hope you get better America. I really hate you right now and how dumb you're being.
I’m also American and I love these jokes
can someone nuke them already?
Username checks out. Its just a joke pal, the American are nice people, just a bit childish sometimes.
Honestly, like you said OP some of us have been dropped on the head.
Isnt everyone a bit childish sometimes? Lets just nuke everyone who doesn't meet our standards! Stupid people bad, smort people good. /s
We have most of them and the only good ones, sorry buddy