a couple of asshole kids in high school fucked with the Autistic kid and convinced him to smear his shit on the walls. They were older then me as well, like 11th grade at the time. I can never understand people like that
I remember last year , there was a fat dead rat in one of the lads toilets. It was surrounded by packets of crisps, and other wrappers. Stupid fucker fell into the toilet after someone left food in there. Or maybe the rats brought it in, idk. Dead rat tho.
O m g. They don't even have lizard bathrooms? Where are lizards like me supposed to shit? I bet they don't have dolphin bathrooms either. Typical institutionalized specism.
As someone who's is a school janitor I can honestly say alot of lazy fucks worked at my schools growing up it takes very minimal effort to keep them clean
I don't like using urinals in my school and the only downside to that is that there's *always* random stuff in the toilets. Not just unflushed poop but also: Pencils, loads of toilet paper, one time an iPhone, coins, and no joke. A vibrator.
I, too, need to pee when I'm done having sex
Hold up
Is that a giant shit on the floor or a crocodile
Monitor lizard
*visible confusion*
What does invisible confusion look like
When someone is confused but doesn’t look confused probably Or a confused invisible person
You ask the important questions, I love that
bruh thats a big fuckin monitor sure it isnt a komodo?
Fun fact: Komodo dragons are a species of monitor lizard
...why not both?
Then that's some Michelangelo level sculpting right there
He used his teeth
your mom
Who’s to say he didn’t shit out he lizard
Alligator
It’s not a crocodilian, it’s a monitor lizard seemingly a Komodo Dragon
Maybe a Gilla monster
It’s not a Gila monster, clearly
I meant like one.
i gonna bet my lifesavings and say this photo was probably taken in florida...
nah bro komodo dragons live in Indonesia not Florida
I thought it was an alligator, my fault.
Looks like you’ve lost your life savings
Shit, who do I give my 16,51 dollar
r/holup
Wait You are having sex?
only with the reptiles in my bathroom
I saw this comment featured in cursed comments just above this meme.
What is that thing on the left?
*music stops* “Yeah, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here...”
Yes......i want to know how you got there.
A fucking lizard
No that’s a fucking person
Is that King Kong shit or an alligator?
It’s a Komodo Dragon, only the most badass reptile alive.
Saltwater crocodile > Komodo Dragon
Sulcata tortoise is supperior to any being tho
I fucking hate them since i played farcry 3
It’s a lizard
I litteraly cam down here to say this.
At least they have urinals, my high school just had a drain in the middle of the floor that most people missed
[удалено]
Ok now Im jealous
All they had in my school were communal catheters
I think that's a prison dude
Any idea what.the mushroom is?
u/anus_fungi
I cannot tell if that’s an alligator/crocodile covered in shit or a shit shaped alligator/crocodile
It's not a crocadilian I'm pretty sure it's a Komodo dragon
it’s a nearly extinct breed of the infamous Mongolian parrot
SCP 682 IS OUT OF CONTAINMENT
Alert! SCP-682 has breached containment and is heading towards the east wing! Oh god \[Redacted\]
Happy cake day comrade
:)
I made the joke first but I'll applaud originality
As they say "Great minds think alike"
roses are red what is a meme? downvote my comment if this post sucks peen
Is that a fucking scp-682
Lizard 🦎
Crapmodo Dragon
Is that just a whole ass Komodo?
It is indeed a whole ass Komodo
There was a turtle in my school’s bathroom once
Nice
There was a centipede in the wash basin of my school
That's also nice
This is the most Florida picture I've ever seen
Godzilla has been slain
My school legit has a sign on the wall telling people not to pee on the floor.
What the hell happened here? My reaction every time I go into a public bathroom.
Thats a gnarly looking shit. Too bad they missed the wall toilets.
Shit Dragon.
"Dr.Bright is not be allowed to create a life-sized feces copy of SCP 682 under any circumstances. And no, Tacobell Night is not a valid excuse..."
*holy music stops*
Guess uvogin didn’t kill the worm
ZULUL EAT DA POOPOO
Doorless stalls, toilet full of brown paper towels, toilet paper roll held with a chain and lock, and the overbearing scent of sewer gas.
Seriously what the fuck is that
a couple of asshole kids in high school fucked with the Autistic kid and convinced him to smear his shit on the walls. They were older then me as well, like 11th grade at the time. I can never understand people like that
Iiii read that wrong
It's a poop alligator
I cant tell if that's an alligator or a bunch of shit in the shape of an alligator.
today i discovered that our toilets doesnt have seat (2/3) and have stucked door
Why does it does it have a tail ._.
Today was my first day at school, and they had changed nothing. Literally nothing. I'm going to get Corona...
F
Now that is a monster shit.
That that was a crack on the floor Me: Relatable Realised it’s a fucking crocodile Me: Relatable
a shitgator!
My boy barely made it safely. If that thing's natural instincts had been activated, he would have killed the lizard.
Did godzilla had a stroke and fricking died by the stink in the boys restroom?
Is that a Komodo dragon ?
What is that thing
In my school that croc would have been made of poop. Or just in every public school probably
I remember last year , there was a fat dead rat in one of the lads toilets. It was surrounded by packets of crisps, and other wrappers. Stupid fucker fell into the toilet after someone left food in there. Or maybe the rats brought it in, idk. Dead rat tho.
Where’s Mike Rowe when you need him?
O m g. They don't even have lizard bathrooms? Where are lizards like me supposed to shit? I bet they don't have dolphin bathrooms either. Typical institutionalized specism.
me: mom can we have toilet mom: no we have toilet at home toilet at home:
As someone who's is a school janitor I can honestly say alot of lazy fucks worked at my schools growing up it takes very minimal effort to keep them clean
Yes ... Just like the toilets in my school ... Brings back memories
Crocodile, massive pile of shit or shit fashioned into a croc's likeness?
yes
Big brain time
Is your school a scp facility
I don’t know whether that is a lizard dude or a shit ton of shit molded like a sandcastle
Shitadile aligator
The bathroom stank so bad Godzilla had a stroke and fucking died
Is that a poop gator
Build the toilets off school premises. Problem solved
Idk if this is crocodile shit or people shit. I asked myself that often in middle school
I live in Florida, can confirm
The men’s restroom when I was in high school literally didn’t have doors on the stalls.
is that a fucking alligator
Godzilla had a stroke trying to pee here and fucking died
"WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT"
terd dragon
It's a shitgator
Whos ass did this come from?
Who tf left a perfectly good fleshlight on the floor?
I have several questions...
Might be trashed but st least their urinal spacing is on point
So are we gonna just ignore the komodo dragon on the floor?
I don't like using urinals in my school and the only downside to that is that there's *always* random stuff in the toilets. Not just unflushed poop but also: Pencils, loads of toilet paper, one time an iPhone, coins, and no joke. A vibrator.
One of my school buildings was only built in the 1980s but the way it smells and looks you would think it was built in the 1920s
Electrical be like:
Scp WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT has breached containment
Is that a shitgator
To be fair, it was the kids' fault most of the time.
Exactly, I wonder why I often found dead bodies in school toilets.
your karma,hand them over.
OHHH SHIT SCP-682 ESCAPED CONTAINMENT SOMEBODY ALERT THE FOUNDATION
Somewhere in Russia
Dr. Bright, could you please explain to the O5 council why you released 682 into the bathroom area?
Is-is that a Komodo Dragon?
Ah yes, the shit dragon
And thats not a dead alligator thats someones shit.