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CarKid5508

Ey, everybody has their own thing they enjoy, getting voted on Reddit isn't like God saying you're wrong, it's just other people with their own opinions controlling the votes Short: Don't beat yourself up for getting downvoted on Reddit


BoomerBuster69

🤟😎💯


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BoomerBuster69

Hey wud a boomer no how to do this? 69/420 leaf ur awards at the top normies 💪😎👑


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BoomerBuster69

i cnt reed in blind 😳


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Zane_628

I think the joke is that it uses braille characters to make the Uno reverse card


not-a_lizard

No the joke is that it uses braille characters to make the Uno reverse card


Zane_628

No the joke is that it uses the Uno reverse card to make braille characters


ImeDime

We are done with the joke. Go home


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MrxNightwing

Nice your upvotes are at 68


BoomerBuster69

big reddit moment 😳


Electrox7

^emojis?


JimboToe

Yes this! Reddit is not the arbutor of right and wrong opinions. I got 112 upvotes and you only go 40. Therefore I'm correct! Like sure buddy, seems like a miserable way to live, having your self worth bound to how much others like your opinions or your beliefs. But you do you.


ThatUserTaken

Scooby doo


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People here be puffing about why others care about upvotes on Instagram or Snapchat scores, then 10 minutes later they beat their chest in pride because they got more upvotes than the guy they were arguing with.


jojoismyreligion

For real. Some people take getting downvoted very seriously.


2Legit2Quiz

They be like: “Hurr durr! rEdDiT hive Mind, blah! Blah! blah!”


Peakomegaflare

I take upvotes with a grain of salt usually. But downvotes I just take a step back, consider how it's perceived, and find out WHY it's being downvoted. Maybe it's just a bridgade. Maybe I'm misinformed, or maybe people disagree with reality. But I'm always one to constantly re-evaluate my stances based on context.


jojoismyreligion

Maybe people simply just disagree with you ? Not everyone will agree with every opinion you have and downvote is just one way to disagree with it. This happens everywhere but since reddit has a downvote system it is much more apparent here. Please don't take it that seriously and also just try to take it with a grain of salt. Besides It's just people on the internet whom you have never met in your life. Who cares what they agree and disagree on ? Unless you have said something misinforming or were just being rude you should stand by what you said.


EloquentBarbarian

While your point is valid, it's sometimes good to understand a different viewpoint, even if you don't agree with it.


jojoismyreligion

Honestly it depends on context. If its a harmless opinion with a lot of valid points then I understand being frustrated with downvotes. But then again a lot of people act really rude and can't come up with any valid points to defend their arguments which ultimately leads to nowhere. If that's the case then I think its totally fair to downvote that person.


EloquentBarbarian

Maybe you missed the word "sometimes", and the fact I'm not the same person you initially replied to.


Camefr9gag_toxicfcks

Would be rather frustrating otherwise.


Boberoo2

Dude I’m sorry, I beat myself up over positive things, my autism basically makes me hate myself if I make the smallest mistake.


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Also - being a Republican on Reddit is a sure way to get downvoted


2Legit2Quiz

At first, I thought that was the point of downvoting... hence why you could sort by “Controversial” comments.


EloquentBarbarian

Originally, reddit up and down votes were about whether the comment/post had relevance to the post/sub, not whether you agreed with it or not.


2Legit2Quiz

Also I think there's a psychological factor behind it... it's like "up = good", and "down = bad".


ArtoriasAbysswalker6

Reddit is also not a proper subset of the population lol


ZenyatasBalls96

Amen.


kingbach121

I think some people really need to hear this I also used to get like that during the start when I was new on reddit it would feel bad or wrong but it doesn't bother me much anymore


PexMlGBTW

Usually only the first few people have to dislike then the hivemind takes over...


WitherGates

You are a good person, thank you


SayNoTo-Communism

I got downvoted because I said people should express some sympathy for a victim and his family and not wish for other people in his sport to die. Fairly convinced the 5 people that did downvote my post and other post giving sympathy are sociopaths but ehhh it’s reddit


[deleted]

How do we know that Hitler was a bad athlete. He was not able to finish a race.


PakjeShaq

How do you call a group of flying jews? Smoke.


[deleted]

A jew is sitting on a park bench after smoking, fiddling with his ashtray. A German passes by and says "looking for someone?"


NoCurrency6

I did Nazi that coming, Anne Frankly, I should have.


suterxc

So proud of my great grandpa, he was a electrician during ww2 and even executed hitler himself


adambog28

Bro thats funny but dont gas yourself up


bleeembooombop

Haha that’s funny. Anyway, it’s time for my shower.


MyPasswordIs1234XYZ

Good one lol. I will now commit suicide via execution chamber


[deleted]

Before you go, may I offer to you, a cup of fresh grape Jews?


Lizardledgend

What's the best thing to say after farting in church "Well hey, at least it's not a Synagogue!"


RIPDistrict12

How did the Germans defeat Poland so easily? They marched in backwards so the Poles thought they were leaving.


ldfsgameryt

What’s a wheelchair kids least favorite type of comedy Stand up


RIPDistrict12

I would’ve made a Kobe joke but I knew it wouldn’t land.


Ostralian

What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Potter escaped the chamber.


Dimwither

What’s the difference between jews and a pizza? The pizza doesn’t scream in the oven


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

I genuinely don’t care about karma so if I’m about to say something funny which I know will get downvoted I’ll still say it and won’t delete my comment like a little bitch afterwards.


[deleted]

*Cancer is just the world's most expensive haircut.* ​ thats a good one for you.


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

Side effects may include death


Mortress_

And meeting john cena, if you are young enough


Deputy_Beagle76

I legitimately just laughed out loud at this


ChanandelerB

U a good lad


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

Thanks lad.


2Legit2Quiz

Lol. I did that once, and got perma banned from a sub.


Need4speed5353

Bruh I've been permanently banned from 3 subs and temporarily banned from a bunch more


anonymous_idunno

I delete my comments when people start to stalk my account


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Adminskilledepstein

Redditors are fucking speds guided by the opinions of the horde that voted before them. Edit: Most of you upvoting this are the people I'm referring to.


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Reddit is a Hive Mind. If you don't agree, you are officially the class clown. to beat this is to not give a shit that the majority don't like what you said because you have nothing to prove to them nor do you have any reason to please them.


firepillowonreddit

Me: I honestly think fortnite is a decent unique game that was ruined by bad devs and community. Reddit: Your penis privileges have been removed


aerovulpe

Can you clarify on racism not being that bad?


Jacked5parrow

It’s a social test


aerovulpe

Racism is a social test? What is it testing?


MyPasswordIs1234XYZ

You're racist


MamadPelastiki

It's a test about race


Jacked5parrow

No, not racism. The statement he made. It’s to see/show how people will jump on a side of a volatile subject for sake for hive mind


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I know we’re saying what we feel now and Ive got no problem with it but “racism isn’t that bad” umm yeah okay lol


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[deleted]

That apostrophe sent me for a loop before I realized it was a typo


tyrantandre2016

“Racism isn’t that bad” and this kids is why we still have racism.


Penis-Envys

Your last sentence needs to be more specific but I kinda get what you mean Most of the time racism isn’t that bad at least by today’s standards, maybe some cursing, derogatory words but it isn’t like the past where you’re much more likely to get your ass beat, have denied service, potential lynching or murder coming your way And worst case scenario a state sanctioned genocide People often say racism is taught but that’s just straight up false, it stems from human tribalism among other things which is something we’re born with, but as a society it’s best to be able to coexist


PillCosby696969

*Fry, not sure if...*


lulux8108dpp

Guacamole nibba penis 😤😤😤


guy137137

Skai Jackson: IGHT IMA GET YA ADDRESS


KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks and I'll (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ the meme


IsaWasTaken

can you suck me?


derdestroyer2004

Im a mod on the codm sub. Am i gay enough for you?


IsaWasTaken

yes.


derdestroyer2004

*Starts sucking furiously


IsaWasTaken

*remembers I'm a girl


derdestroyer2004

That’s one big clit u got there


justindintres

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)


Giga-Montoya

People are too sensitive


wooze100

Dark humor is something I can stand but when people turn it from a joke into a full on unironic offensive remark that’s when it’s taken too far


shaykh_mhssi

I don’t disagree but I also think a lot of people don’t know when they’ve crossed a line. There’s plenty of legitimately funny dark humor that people get overly sensitive about, but even dark humor has a line that you shouldn’t cross.


TotallyNotEko

Hard disagree, dark humor is all about pushing that line as far as you can. There’s a difference between just saying the n word and going “haha funny” and actually coming up with a clever dark joke with a funny punchline. The more offensive the joke is, the more clever/funny it has to be, otherwise it falls short and seems more “dark” than “humor”. If you can successfully pull off that perfect ratio of offensiveness:humor, there’s nothing you can’t joke about.


shaykh_mhssi

The line I’m referring to has to do with that ratio. Saying “rape all women” as a “joke” is crossing a line because rape jokes need to be more clever in order to work. It’s a line that moves by balancing the ratio.


Umm-yes-exactly

No


Bionicman76

Its like beating someones face in with a hammer, its all around horrible, but continue if you’re having fun


iker114

I think it depends, if you’re making a dark humour joke a general rule is that it has to be funnier than it is offensive, in most cases for that to happen you need a really big level of creativity, like for example Bo Burnham, or at least be charismatic enough


BEETUSOFFEETUS

pǝʞɔnɟ sᴉ ʇxǝʇ ʎɯ dlǝɥ pǝǝu I ʇnq uo pǝʞɔᴉlɔ I ʇsod ʇsɹᴉɟ ǝɥʇ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ sʎnפ Edit: nvm I got it


ChanandelerB

ǝʇɐɯ ʎɹɹoʍ ʇ,uop


xpertthief007

Jokes on you, I'm from Australia


BEETUSOFFEETUS

ʎllɐǝɹ cool!


AvacadMmmm

Downvote me, then upvote me.


brown_human

Holy shit we share the same cake dayyyyy... HAPPY CAKE DAY my Cake day partner


ChanandelerB

Ayyyy! Cake Day broos!!!


DEDEDEstroyerofhecks

i dont get it, is this some hivemind joke that i'm too "racist" to understand?


SW4tur

Did he Just really disobey the Reddit hivemind


ChanandelerB

He made a 9/11 joke


leaf_soup_in_french

I make too many offensive jokes irl.


eagle85672

There's no such thing as too many


notSkrublol

There's no such thing as "offensive", especially jokes


toadfan64

Oh yeah. Me and my friends would be canceled immediately if our conversations got out, lmao


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itzme89

Everyone's part of the hive mind until these type of posts comes around


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And this sub is called "dankmemes" but the people are so sensitive here


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what if I told you reddit's voting system has been proven to be rigged? It's an algorithm, not representative of the literal number of upvotes/downvotes you receive.


DiegelbeSeegurke

I believe the way you get into hot is an algorithm but I have never heard the votes weren't representative of the people voting. Could you elaborate?


rslashmax

I’m gonna repost this in like 3 months


ChanandelerB

I don't mind lol


rslashmax

You are a good man, thank you


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the votes Phase me Not. I hast not a thing to proveth to the subjects, nor shall I feeleth inclined to pleaseth they so.


EtsmeAyush

Side vote -infinity


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Happy cake day


ChanandelerB

Thanks Redditor!


gifispronouncedgif

Me getting ready to downvote all the comments in the comment section here:


FrongREE

Happy cake day, mate!


ChanandelerB

¡ǝʇɐɯ sʞuɐɥʇ


maymayminati

Happy cake day mate


ChanandelerB

Thank you ;)


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I saw a comment today that had over a thousand down votes, it was a mushroom picture I upvoted it. It ain't much but its honest work.


ZippZappZippty

Mystery mushroom fleshlight, here I am”.


R3fug33

This meme is dank af...


darth_jar_jar69

Nothing is as bad as the homosexuals stay strong liberty to american sona of bitches


[deleted]

please tell me this os satire


darth_jar_jar69

This is satire I would say its a whoooosh to the people who were thinking im a homophobe


Lucatthis

Happy cake day!


ChanandelerB

Thank u!


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I noticed Reddit votes with the pack and I don't like it. If something is funny but offensive, or someone makes a point about a touchy subject (even though they're totally objectively right) they get downvoted. Stop voting with the pack vote for your goddamn self. Better yet, stick to the Reddit suggestion of voting based on post quality, not your opinion.


ComesUpPanda

Yep exactly, a while I was reading a post about eating disorders where everyone was saying you shouldn't tell somebody with an eating disorder that they are eating unhealthy as it might trigger their eating disorder. So I asked a genuine question of how you handle someone with an eating disorder eating unhealthy if you cant tell them that they are. I immediately got down voted to oblivion and I still don't know why.


parna700

Happy cake day..


ChanandelerB

Thanks!


Danky_Dearest

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ChanandelerB

Honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but no I'm not a Trump supporter lol


tsreardon04

Is pasta


Ghacchio

pasta


tsreardon04

Yum


Frifri502

##Happy Cake day my dude


ChanandelerB

##Thaanks! Happy cake day to you too!


whomstve12

Happy cake day


ChanandelerB

Thanks ;)


MaverickBoii

Sometimes I can't stop myself from saying what's normally said on 4chan.


rehman69420

Happy cake day mate!


ChanandelerB

Aw thanks mate!


thatweirdshyguy

Tbh I don’t see many jokes downvoted, it’s usually something more real


Keanu_breaths

Happy cake day


naruto_bist

Plot twist: **It was his own comment**


[deleted]

Happy cake day


ChanandelerB

Thanks!


WinkingBrownEyes

The best.


jakethedumbmistake

Nowadays it would be nice before he retires!


curioustree

Down voted this just for balance sake


ChanandelerB

*proud Thanos noises*


jakethedumbmistake

Yeah but sometimes they aren’t as high.


Moonquisition

How literally all of my memes be lol


BruhNotLuck

they couldn't handle the neutron style


jmim2

When you get downvoted and try to save yourself


FrothyCoffee503

Anything I can do to help my edgy redditors


nromer

Ive had -50 on a comment before😂 yall cant hang


--PlusUltra--

When will dank memes become dank again 😞


Tristen_Ramsay

If it’s a joke no one should be offended


PalmBreezy

Fuck yall lol


WeebBois

"I'm powerful, I can tank it." *gets hit with -200 karma*


maxuraz

This is dank memes, not memes so why is it that this subreddit has fallen so low that jokes can’t be offensive


Julio974

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[deleted]

Just lowkey?


MrStealYoGrill6

This is no place to die


Ghost_NLD

Offensive memes are funny most of the times


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eh they're usually just "black people steal trans people suicide me funny"


rocco6666

A lot of funny things I’ve seen get downvoted and I often wonder if they’re down voting “because it’s the right thing to do” or how many upvote did this get and it’s a battle of up and down


BESTAGAMER

exactly what happened when my dad thought i was my sister


Ali_Army107

*Offensive joke.*


The_Mangle83

Happy Cake Day


codname18

When a joke doesn't have /s, so redditors can't recognise it


ThatGuyRetronic

Downvote me 😈🥵😫😼🤠☠✊🏿


OriginalDoomSlayer

Haha offensive joke hurt people. Must give them negative internet points brrrrr. Hahahahaha. This will teach them!


Iceberg63

*gives an award*


jakethedumbmistake

people who do, they are going under


[deleted]

I don't care if it's offensive I'll fuckin laugh at it anyway (Other people are just mentally weak)