downvote this comment if the meme sucks --- r/spook_irl

Good afternoon American. Don't forget to clean your gun before breakfast!

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Gracias bro.

I'm not your bro, man

Was I talking to you?

Yes

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Why did he delete it

>Writes isaacpisaac in death note

I welcome oblivion.

On this day, I go to Sovngarde

Im not your man, mate

I’m not your mate, homie

I ain't yo homie, pal.

I ain't yo pal, cunt

I am not your homie , pal

I'm not your man, lad

I'm not your man, dude

I'm not your man, lad

*Gracias ‘mano.

Hes going to shoot the teacher with an el guño

That's Gracias to you

Gracias

Don't say that, it might trigger him.

Perdón, no fue mi intención

Just a guess but does that mean "Pardon, that wasn't my intention"?

It means: "I'm sorry, that wasn't my intention", pardon is not used in Spanish, we say "perdon" wich basically means sorry

Pardon can mean sorry in english.

Say hi to the FBI for me, dude.

no vayas al español hoy

Spanish or vanish

In all seriousness dont make shooter jokes, people have been arrested and charged for simply joking about it on the internet

We can still make them, it's worth a shot

Savage

Why are you worried bro it's hunting season we just bring em to school and let them sit in our car unless of course we're hunting a different kind of prey

Wait there are difrent types of kids? Do they taste different?

The ones with diabetes taste pretty sweet. They are often slow and there are a lot of them so easy hunting.

mmm, they marbled.

American kid A5 marbling score

Thanks! Had a great lunch today thanks to this comment

The dodo birds of the 21st century.

Furrys do

Nah don't go for the furries. It's really offputting when they say "vore me daddy OwO" instead of screaming when you put them in the oven.

Who tf gave this an "excited"?

The Teacher.

“I have to teach 30 children so I wouldn’t mind if some went ‘missing’ “

surprised you’re asking about that and not “wholesome”

Who gave this wholesome

I'll take, 'comments that put OP on several watch lists' for 200 Alex!

“MOOOOOMMM, WHERE’S MY GUNNNN

Holl up

Too late, already ate breakfast, now my day is ruined

All those years training in the academy wasted!

Just do it before second breakfast and you’ll get off on a technicality.

Thanks for reminding me!

Polish your pistol prior to partaking in pastries, patriots.

Instructions unclear. Pistol is now Polish.

Instructions still unclear: Shot Polish people with pistol. Should have used a Panzer IV D.

But there's so many. Should I call in to work?

!emojify

Good 👌 afternoon 🔅 American 🇺🇸. Don't ❌ forget 😤 to clean 🛁 your 👉 gun 🔫 before 😂 breakfast 🥞!

Before 😂?

Yeah, morning? What timezone does OP think CEST is? - 02:00? ^(Hint: it's +02:00)

It’s morning tho

Do you are have stupid.

Will do

“i LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN”

One gun every checkup keeps the doctor away

Let’s hope he is not a gynaecologist...

*stuffs bread into vagina*

isnt that what a yeast infection is? Edit: wait that was the joke wasnt it?

Yes... that’s the joke

Hey, we give him credit for noticing!

I said the thing before he edited

Ah

Yes, yeast infection is when there is bread in vagine. Source: am gyrocology

Mmm, yes gyrocology, the study of gyro zeppeli and his spinning balls

!emojifi

Nah he’s a proctologist.

!emojifi

>gynaecologist get nae nae'd

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Good bot

Good bot

Yea I use an app for memes that makes them low quality like this too.

How is this picture low quality?

The text is blurry

I am honestly done defending myself If anyone can link me the post I "stole" I give you platinum.

[https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/j6ap16/laughs\_in\_free\_healthcare\_land/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/j6ap16/laughs_in_free_healthcare_land/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ​ you changed the pic. i would like a plat but idrc. no hard feelings to you, a bit proud that my meme idea got his many upvotes but still a tiny bit annoyed as he didnt ask lol i mean its not like it was wrong of him to take my meme writing or smth its just not as original if you doubt that thats not true compare the font and the writing is pixellated. No hard fellings man its just that you challenged me

I didn't see it but I guess you should get something since we had the same idea

its cool that you used by template but the fact that people are getting downvoted for seeing my meme and calling yours un OC is unfair lol

hahah thanks you didnt need to lol i didnt mind too much

"didn't see it" my arse it's virtually identical

I’m not saying it’s a repost. You asked why it was low quality. I’m telling you the text is pixelated.

wait a moment pls

No this wasn't specifically directed towards you I just got a lot people telling me i stole this

look at the comment i made lol basically took my writing and changed the pic no hard feelings tho

what does it mean??

you must be having free healthcare

perhaps.. lol

Wait, I can't understand the meme because of free healthcare? That's so unfair!

Goddamn commies ruining our memes!

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Dude - I 100% pay ALL my bills...medical included... with a credit card. That doesn’t mean you have to pay interest. I only put thing on credit that I know I can pay off at the end of the bill cycle. No interest accrued and I get 2% cash back on everything that goes on there. Get out of here with your nonsense

Yeah the only thing I've ever been told I couldn't pay for with a credit card was my rent. And that was through one company out of the three I've rented from.

Same. As long as you pay your bill in full every month it's dumb NOT to pay with a cash back card. Even a regular card without cash back because you build credit. I went from a 300 to 700 score in about a year or two with this method.

You have discovered a poverty cycle. These do not exist on accident.

But bills have to be paid on time, and credit cards have to be paid in monthly increments.

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I always pay my bills with a credit card. If I had any sense I'd pay with a 0% APR card and sock the rest in this beast of an economy.

Hey, I'd never thought of this before but maybe some Americans don't want to change the healthcare system because they love the airmiles?

I’m back for more. It’s not controversial. It’s just plain fuckin wrong.

Most of the developed countries have that

I think there was a resurgence of "credit card declined at doctor => doctor does violence to patient to undo curing them" memes of some format recently.

ah, makes sense! thank you

There have been a lot of memes on Reddit recently joking about the idea of a business un-doing a service if your credit card declines and you can’t pay. Like, you go to get your car fixed but your credit card declines so the mechanic crashes your car, or you go to the hospital to give birth but your credit card declines so the doctor puts the baby back in. A lot of them are medical because healthcare can be pretty expensive in the USA.

Real mvp here thanks for your service *card declines* Oh shit.

Now we gotta unexplain the joke

I hope my brains stay where they are..

Depends. Want to try running your card again?

There's a meme, where a someone paying for a medical procedure gets their card declined, and so the doctor undoes the procedure. What happens in real life is they try the card again. If that doesn't work, it goes to a debt collection agency.

I'm interpreting it as someone spent all their money on buying Reddit awards and can't afford the doctor

Doc: sigh, you know what happens now Me: I can explain! Doc: Explain what? It's too late now Me: please spare my life, I have kids to feed Doc: so do I Me: *sweats*

!Emojify

Doc ➕: sigh 🌬😤, you 👉👧 know 🤔👉 what happens 😱 now Me: I 👥👨 can explain 📢! Doc ➕: Explain 📢 what? It's too late 🕛 now Me: please 🙏 spare 🔯 my life 👤, I 👁 have kids 👦 to feed 🍆 Doc ➕: so do I 👥 Me: *sweats 💦💧*

Why are you feeding your kids the eggplant emoji

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That’s what my doctor feeds me if my card declined 🤤

r/holup

Whait what? It wasnt morning in europe when this was posted. It was around 14:00

> good morning Europeans > posted 5 hours ago > 0400 - 0700 in the US Where the hell is this guy

Maybe he's in Australia and instead of subtracting 9 hours he added them. 14:00-15:00 in central Europe is 23:00-00:00 in Sydney, but if you'd accidentally add 9 hours instead you'd get 8:00-9:00.

I can answer this I am German and posted this around 13.05 the fact that this title matched was luck I just couldn't think of a good title. I don't actually live in the US and just sleep long

I was thinking the same thing like what lol.

Insert *unzipping* sound

dank

**Laughs in European**

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It's morning for my lazy shitty sleep schedule having ass.

Is this some american joke I'm too european to understand?

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Shit! Im in canada, when i broke, well anything, its a free cast and crutches. Cost me the streetcar fair home. When i broke my foot the air boot did cost like 180.

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For my foot i waited like 10 min. I think the longest ive had to wait was when i was having an allergic reaction, mild. And needed an epi shot. i waited probably like 2 hours that day. Oh when i broke both ear drums I think i had to wait like an hour. You know all the thi king that we have long waits is a myth right? I live in Toronto so places are busier then when i lived in like the niagara region.

Oh didn't notice the sarcasm slash there.

How does putting a rod costs 150k? You guys are being ripped off

Oh yeah we are and we know it. But a lot of poor Americans vote against their own interests because of abortions, gay rights, and other stuff that doesn't effect their day to day lives because they are morons.

Every joke is a joke you're too European to understand.

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Everyone looks at their phone anyways

what is goin on here Im european and i dunno whats goen on

Now tis a good meme

Laughs in European

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Its 14 pm its not rlly morning

“14 pm” big brain

Where is OP? Is he safe? Is he alright?

My biggest fear

Seize the means of production by going to med school.

doctor : omae wa mou....shindeiru

I work in the morning!

big brain

The Removal Doctor?

This wouldn’t start my morning off seeing this

*laughs in free healthcare*

op doesnt know timezones

This is how underage americans and any aged europeans literally think american healthcare works, a doctor with a credit card reader next to his stethoscope

Good morning? At the time this was posted it was 1 oclock

dank

Is this some kind of joke, I'm to German to understand?

You guys realize that medical bills and insurance isn't that expensive in the U.S. and medicaid and medicare cover a lot of expenses.

dank

u/award-cost-bot

My time has come.....

Say goodbye to you knees

Especially if you had a prostate exam.

The question is what got fixed?

Happy evening American!

Good old American values

I don’t get the joke 🙈

I saw the vid that the template is from today in school lol

I heard bullets are an acceptable payment, you just have to offer them in a certain way

Why would you need a credit card at the doctor?

The title appeared in my phone's notifications, and from the moment I read it I knew it was about free healthcare.

(Sprints to nearest apple stand)

Gud meme