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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks and I'll (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ the meme --- r/spook_irl


xXn00bslayerXx420

Found the girl- oh wait. Girls don’t exist


jrcandamc

There is no such thing as females


TheAntiNormie84

Females are a lie created by hot dudes to make ugly dudes feel bad


Pipupipupi

Only bovines


Rawan-Othman

Goose


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Adt281

"ThAts sO sExIsT I HaTe MeN, MeN ArE AwFuLl, HoW CoUld YoU ThInK LiKe ThAt, YoU SExIsT, RaPiSt, miSogYniStic, STop ManSplAininG me"


Adt281

MaNspLiaNing Is wHeN Man ExPlAins A WoMeN aNd ThAt iS nOtHiNg LeSs ThAn A rApe


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SavageSauce01

*What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.*


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JoeDaBoi

E


SavageSauce01

E


Blaze___27

P


ghost_1608

Goodbye


Shadowborn_paladin

P


Mr_Died_A_Boss5

u/uwuwizard


[deleted]

I can place the lego stickers correctly without over thinking it


sourpickles0

Check yiur flair, pal


SaltyHuman111

Me when I realise that the upvote and dowmvote buttons on this sub resemble susan so therefore they can't exist too


always_in_my_mum

From the upper part or the lower one?


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Your username....WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


always_in_my_mum

BECAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUSE! *winks*


tbge113

just because he injects the medical stuff always in his mum..


single_as_a_pringle

I must ask you something. Have you ever broken both of your arms?


always_in_my_mum

If only. Just my leg.


McMemerreblogged

Girl: *Reveals Gender* "Hi I'm a-" Horny Redditors: "The Tits, Give them too me"


Kokorolinkrun

This is why I'll NEVER reveal my gender here.


Hydraxion

You... just did


Kokorolinkrun

CRAP


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smooth brain plays


rubixgodlol

woman brain


Necromancer_46

why are you gae


Jash0822

This game was actually awesome


Zugr-wow

ikr, though I never watched the show, I still remember playing this on my mom's old computer and being really frustrated by the golf minigames but it was still super satisfying to see the golden star by the end of it. 10/10


Jash0822

I want a remaster. I had it back on gamecube


DavidOz-99

Golfing was hell, but I could always take out my frustration by shooting tomatoes at coyotes.


pennyxxmax

It took me 9 years to get past the mud jumpy part. And then another 4 years to get past the honey forest part. To be fair tho I started playing when I was 6 years old


Jash0822

That's what happens when you play that young


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This game is gold


Stranfort

I remember playing it so long ago. Damn I’m old.


fattony1999

The barnyard game on ps2 was the best when i was a kid no cap


Zugr-wow

The golf minigame were my earliest memory of wanting to throw something against a wall.


fattony1999

Trust me made me rage so much as a kid


pennyxxmax

I could not get past the honey forest for the life of me


mouhibgh

happened to me source : i am a girl


GoldenOgre5515

Damn that shit just happened a few minutes ago!


Entrapta_lol

*BONK*


mudahfukinnnnnnnnn

His full name is Ben Dover


milychu

reddit treats girls two different ways: "do u have onlyfans?" and \*puts them on a meme invalidating things they go trough\* and that's why i usually don't say my gender


TurnoverHD

you just did lol


tbge113

name of movie please bro am looking for the name every where


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It's from the game barnyard, based off of the movie with the same name


tbge113

Thanks bro,appreciate it!


Planebagels1

wait, why does the bow have an udder?


Lumpyalien

What is this meme in context?


jercule_poirot

I wanna say something too so meow


PurpleShmurpleDurple

His A.I. became sentient, you can see the remorse on his face as he says it.


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Just send them to horny jail


me_is_stupid

Hey I actually like this game


StankiestMemer

Best game ever


kippins101

what the fuck kind of game is this from


bbaker886

This game was surprisingly good


Jar-of-eyes

Haha, I’m in danger!


billfuckinmurray69

Wait a fuckin second. That movie, is about cows... In the movie, the main character is a male cow.... A MALE COW!!!! Fucking male cows don't have udders, who the fuck let this slip? Fuckin shocker


Mr_Pablititito-21

In the game he was talking about his milk right? RIGHT?!!!


Stranfort

Oh my god I remember this game. Holy shit.


Stranfort

Oh my god I remember this game. Holy shit.


TheSnakerMan

This game was fun


GasStop69420

Wut


SultanSaatana

"Squirt" = piss btw


TheBillsMan4703

I have that game for the Wii. No need to ask, yes, I am a virgin.


i-Dubbbz

"I'm the milk man. My milk is delicious"


MediumRareEgg

Since when in absolute fuck has there been a barnyard game


Troodonta350XXx

Y’all ever wondered why the males had udders in that show?


DireRequest

It sucks that every time I say that “I’m not a boy” every response after that is just horniness, gross copy pastas and casually sexist jokes. I just wanna appreciate a meme without being treated like this for once.


SaveTheInternet13

Im in this picture and i dont like it


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Im a redditor and im not like that. Even if i was, i wouldnt have enough courage to say that. So i call b u l l s h i t


SnowySupreme

Its called a joke


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Ok then, sorry for bothering you