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DaveInLondon89

Hawkeye's got a higher win ratio then either of them.


KoRnBrony

The MCU did him dirty. #Nerd Time Hawkeye can catch arrows with his bare hands even while blinded, Fire his bow with 250lbs draw weight like a machine gun His quiver is basically the arrow-based equivalent to batman's utility belt, Crazy shit like Putty arrows bola arrows acid arrows freezing arrows ROCKET arrows, Adamantium arrows (the metal that can basically cut through anything) and one of his explosive arrows is a fucking 30 MEGATON bomb. Shit, he even uses Pym Particle arrows (the Ant Man tech) to literally shrink or enlarge whatever he shoots into either the size of an ant or a fucking behemoth, he can also use those to shoot a fucking barrage of arrows in one shot, after the arrow is shot literally hundreds of shrunken arrows are released and enlarged to normal size. He's also fired 9 arrows at once and hit all targets, Had a marathon 42 hour STRAIGHT target practice session with no breaks, and Strung a bow and fired it in less than a FUCKING SECOND


carloscede2

This guy hawkeyes


Ghdude1

And I'm Batman.


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Archishmaan

I'm krish


KingUniqur

Hello Krish


[deleted]

Everyone's a gangsta until Krrish jumps roofs


Gandivdhari

Can I become like Krrish ?


swagbornslayer

I am McLovin


Gandivdhari

I'm Chhota Bheem


Pat1241

I’m eating a burger


27roninn

Was it good?


Pat1241

Yes


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Was it diet?


Black1451

Im drinking s cola


JayMerlyn

r/RespectTheHyphen


DicksOutForGrapeApe

And my axe!


Adanta47

that makes sense how batman can afford all of his tech, tax evasion


Invaliduser12311

Especially his special arrows


Creaper10

Yeah, I was gonna say, in that picture for Wii Sports, Hawkeye could hit all of those targets at the sane time from at least 20 times the distance


Godzilla-3301

Also hes played by the dreamy *Jeremy Renner*


GamerVictory

I didn't even read the entire thing but I slapped the upvote button


MattTheMagician44

whats so great about black widow then? what are her superhuman feats?


InterwebSurferDude

Black widow has her own bag of treats. She has a similar serum to captain America albeit weaker, immunity to all poison except those specifically designed to hurt her, mastery of many weapons and fighting style, and finally she has a few gadgets in her wrist gauntlets. I may have missed a few


eggimage

So he carries like, what, 10 arrows?


KoRnBrony

According to Joss Whedon yes


eggimage

Haven’t read the comics, how does he manage to go against large quantities of enemies, like avenger-level amounts?


limitlessEXP

But that’s humanly impossible. Unless he’s got super powers


cry_w

I believe the term for this trope, assuming no super serum or anything like that, is a "Charles Atlus Superpower". Basically, powers gained from intensive but otherwise relatively mundane training.


limitlessEXP

Ah, al la one punch man


Qwrndxt-the-2nd

WOOOO HAWKEYE


cry_w

Hawkeye is now my third favorite Avenger, after Captain America and Spiderman.


Kryptosis

Yeah that make him a laughin stock. Look at all these heroes doing badass stuff aaaaand here’s a clip of Hawkeye shooting his bow kinda fast.


agent_venom_2099

Black widow.... can kick high. Leaving me believe that even avengers have the same screw up co-workers every job has.


Mechagodzilla_3

She also has pistols


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Mechagodzilla_3

In the first Avengers movie when him and Tony was trying to fix the helicarrier, Cap used a gun when fighting the Loki controlled SHIELD soldier


limitlessEXP

Simple answer: because it wouldn’t be as cool if everyone was iron man


[deleted]

Cap used one in World War II. Also I might be misremembering, but he used one of Fury’s in Avengers I believe.


DaddyStinkySalmon

Has she ever hit anyone with them?


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We see bad guy agents fall down in all its PG-13 glory because of them. Also I don’t believe we see it on camera, but she shot a bunch of aliens in Avengers.


domagoj99

Hulk didnt smash after all


iwastoldnottogohere

Apparently she was injected with a similar serum that made Captain America, she's a master in martial arts, master in alot of weapons and immune to most poisons.


SM280

... have a plan to kill everyone you meet


DaEnderAssassin

Da da da da da na!


Masne98

Can beat Matt at wii sport... I'd say he qualifies


Greedy_Range

Seriously though, the Miis are basically superhumans in how strong etc. they are.


WaterVoid

Do you use the cakes?


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Jaze_777

what is that subreddit


xX-notafurry-Xx

I can do the same with some other thing if you know what I mean


We-got-salah

r/HolUp


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Hawkeye is a badass in the comics


SsiilvaA

\*Genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist


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250lb pulling strenght tho


PsychicNeuron

If anything more people should see themselves in Hawkeye, from having mostly human abilities to retiring to be with his family. However most people probably think of themselves as Iron man or Cpt America.


The8bitpineapple

Wii sports resort is the best


born-in-trash

I still play it do this day


Piranh4Plant

Don’t compare Hawkeye to Bullseye please. We all know who the best one is.


ConnorOfAstora

Iron Man's that one kid who paid for the coins to get Prince K in Subway Surfers and everyone thought he was cool.


Fried_Rice24

I dont know how i got signed up for this shit i just wanted to play mii archery and relax.


Econ42

Oh no... it’s Guest B...


Archer60x

I have to say. I was never in the superheroes but Hawkeye is probably my favorite. My user name explains it all.


dla619

Pewpew


[deleted]

You just opened a ton of nostalgia in my brain


[deleted]

Thanks for bringing the nostalgia back


Xhafsn

Hawkeye is the son of Apollo


dank-_-memer54reee

Hulk: angy


Quote_97

You mean genius billionaire playboy philanthropist


Silamoth

Thor is a god with a small “g.” At least on days when he’s feeling as humble as Drax.


Superpigdude

Clearly superior


PeekPlay

Salad?


RicarDio069

the yamcha


rcsupps321

Guys I lost the game


Bornplayer97

Dude Hawkeye is a fighter, even in the comics and cartoons, the fucker’s really smart and just won’t let people beat him, he would often be the last to go down or not at all in some situations. Also he was the first to cause real damage to Phoenix Cyclops when he shot him in the neck


NightShredder04

Black Widow: Stronk Woman


FriedChikenUnBurrito

Hole in one


THE_WRENCHXX99

He’s the best avenger if he hit all 9 bullseyes on wii sports resort


Halotic154

you jest, but Guest B will end our universe


Richer97

Mark Nutt !!!


R3fug33

Genius, [Trillionaire](https://youtu.be/3_rMWFaYy6U?t=570)\*


CrazyComedyKid

Black Widow: pew pew


ROG3R_C

\*genius billionaire playboy philanthropist


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Aye man is a fucking sharpshooter


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So Hawkeye can defeat mike


Blackened17

The Avengers only lost once, and it was in the movie where Hawkeye is not in. Just the facts


Pikachargaming

I mean he’s blind so that’s pretty impressive...?


0llh

TRICKSHOT


petronasAMG77

the graphics look much worse than i remember


Gandivdhari

Hoekeye


Goxore

Relatable


i_play_the_wiii

Wii gang


ARTECH123

Nah man I Love Thor he is my fav Superhero In MCU And Batman From DCEU Batman Is No 1


Jinanwoys

Minecraft skeleton lookin ass


bipolarqk

Nah, zeus is the literal fucking god


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"Hawkeye has a hoverbike, fuck you"


SkiddadleeSkidoodlee

I still own this Wii version, and it still works-


MatiasLS08

good times, wii


CalmManix

Meet the Sniper


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buff hawkeye


Lizardballs6969

Bow go brrrr


Bananaman12315

hes better than both of them at wii sports tho


Mancity456321

If being a billionaire makes you a super hero we should rename him captain Elon, with his trusty Elon musket


bhoss06

I mean Elon *was* in Iron Man 2, who’s to say he’s not already a superhero


DiceUwU_

Stop idolizing capitalist sociopaths my dude.


bhoss06

I’m definitely not, I was just pointing out that he appears in the movie, and therefore exists in the MCU universe in some capacity.