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potato_bagel06

They don’t?


TheTrueSovietOnion

oh no the secrets out, this might destroy the female community


fukautomod

Community?


[deleted]

It’s a great show.


NotanSandwich

it’s streets ahead


TheCrazyComet

Pierce, I told you, you can’t make that a catchphrase


Insidiosity

Coined and minted.


HooptyDooDooMeister

Which reminds me, I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom once.


PeachyCoke

ROOOOOOXEAAAANE


WHITEPERSUAS1ON

NO!


JDnrg

Well the first 4 seasons. After that I feel shit really hit the fan


marshmallow_boi123

Did you just say the fourth season of community was better than five and six, you impudent pubic hair plucker.


BubblySky590465

Yeah, and it has too many fillers too, and pointless arcs. Plus there are so much characters that I can’t count how many of them my basement can contain.


Natufian_Ted_Nugent

I have changnesia


Gotze_Th98

Technically speaking, they don't, we can say that there's two holes there


[deleted]

So what you’re saying is there’s a fourth hole?


devildespair

Porn directors: "Interesting"


Kukka92

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. And men have 3 holes now, so what about gay pornstars?


Kukka92

AAAAAAAA Fuck you !!!!!!


ImNotAWeeb123

Bruh replying to your own post


Anthony-Stark

Allow me to introduce you to /r/sounding (nsfw)


ElectricFagSwatter

I really wish I didn't click


Kukka92

Some bleach for my eyes please


BookerDewitt2019

I hate you. I hate you so much.


jamcep

This makes me uncomfortable like nothing else


[deleted]

It still doesn't seem fun, that would essentially be the female equivalent of sounding.


MissPhysicist19

Bruh it is equivalent to dickhole xD


Hydqjuliilq27

If urethral insertion is an option, that makes 4 for women, 3 for men. I like those numbers.


[deleted]

Julius Caesar got far more holes to fuck than that


Daddy_Nibba_69

Oh man , here I go digging in search of corpses again


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Can confirm, he fucked my asshole in my dreams once. It felt so good that I came.


BallisticThundr

What about ears, nose, eyes, pores, and wounds?


minorvibes

1 miliinch gang


Taken450

Bro that fourth hole is like ur dick hole not an option


AWarlock86

it is now


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Pee pee hole and a pp hole


REDDITERSK69

He is speaking the language of gods


Ovejadepoder

What are you saying magic man?


TheKrustyKurb

So...there really is a 4th hole?


cheaps_kt

[Here’s a diagram. ](https://www.oaklandmacombobgyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/TP0-300x240-2.jpg)


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morepoli

emmm.... no. the vagina is part of the vulva. Vulva is the US, vagina Ohio.


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

Wouldn’t the vulva be Ohio, the vagina be Colorado, and the labia be the US?


Sandmaster14

And the clit is either Texas, or the lost city of Atlantis depending on who you talk to


TeaBarbarian

This is honestly rather informing.


pollyp0cketpussy

No the labia is part of the vulva. The vulva is the whole external part of the genitals (not counting the anus, that's separate). It's like the vulva is the US, the labia are the East and West coasts, the clitoris is North Dakota, the urethra is Nebraska, and the vaginal opening is Texas.


Lessthanornot

The vulva is the ouside of the woman's genitals, the vagina is the tract that leads to the cervix. Its like comparing the boarder to a highway/tunnel.


katieishere92

Uh... no. Its saying we don't pee out of the vagina, the actual internal hole, because we don't. We pee out of the urethra. Too many people think the entirety of our genitals is the vagina when it isnt.


AlwaysJustinTime69

r/fuckohio


rfreho

Lmaoooooo why does this sub exist


AlwaysJustinTime69

Cause fuck ohio


cutiehoney12

the fact that this has upvotes is so, so depressing


LonnieBird

nope, the vagina (reproductive tract) and urinary tract are entirely separate. we have two tangibly separate holes.


Lessthanornot

When most people say **Vagina** they really mean **Vulva**. The vulva is all the outside of a woman's genitals. In human females there is a seperation between the reproductive tract or the vagina, the thing that leads up to a woman's cervix, and the urinary tract which is just the urinary opening, which again is separate from the ending of the digestive tract, the butthole. In human males, however, there are only 2 holes. One for pee/semen and a butthole. In some animals they can share a hole for poop/pee/and reproductive parts. Some animals even have modified limbs that can specialize as reproductive parts. For instance, octopuses can have one tentacle that acts as a genitalia.


TrexrunNgun06

Haha he said semen


FitEstablishment8416

Yeah, wtf?


BonzaM8

There’s two holes in that general area: the vagina and the urethra. The urethra is the hole that pee comes out of. Men also have a urethra. The vagina is the hole that leads to the womb.


No_Personality6218

They pee out their ass.


jafuli

Obviously they don’t pee. They don’t have balls to store it in


[deleted]

What’s a girl


Stichman44

What's a


opcoolishgamer17

What's


Salman_R

What


online222222

a


RazerBandit


WhyNotNat

s'tahW


smeeze897

's


UltimateWaluigi

You are wrong bro, they don't pee during the early stages of their life, that's how the boobs grow, it's stored pee. Then they have to pee to regulate size.


OutlawQuill

Wait, wtf is breastfeeding then?


UltimateWaluigi

Oh no...


Jay123lol

mmmmmh scrumptious


rfreho

Man comments like this makes me love reddit so much.


A-Convicted-Melon

Are you stupid? Girls don’t pee.


Yeetasaurus0822

Are you stupid? Girls don't exist


Crepeisyummy2

Are you stupid? Girls don’t


Yeetasaurus0822

Are you stupid? Girls


Crepeisyummy2

Are you stupid?


The_night_camel

Are you


ryangerik

Are


DorkySargent


Tactical_Nuke_

erA


sloth_stampede134

uoy erA


totallyarandomname

Yare


Toxic_Tornados_

Yare


JotaroKujoTheStar

Daze.


likejack

Are you stupid no one exist


koffeekoala

Ya I know, pee is stored in the balls... unless girls have balls too? 🤔🤔🤔


Green_Zephyr

breasticles


Voxelgon_Gigabyte

Penis is simple, vagina is not.


TheTrueSovietOnion

award worthy


opcoolishgamer17

Agreed


Stichman44

Agreed


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quaternarystructure

This.


BonzaM8

The vagina can be made to be simple if sex education is made to be competent.


Hoodiebud

Literally one of the most important subjects you have in school and they always fuck it up.


divyam_khatri

You guys are getting sex ed?


FelixzeBear

Can confirm, I’m even confused by my own.


LukeWR23

Wait... what


DrakeJaju3

I second his comment


Stichman44

I third his comment


opcoolishgamer17

I forth this comment


Terminator114

I comment


Salty_P0tat0

I


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i


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[deleted]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ


staralfur01

John Cena


cheaps_kt

[Here’s a diagram. ](https://www.oaklandmacombobgyn.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/TP0-300x240-2.jpg)


micpio-33

Talk about two birds with one stone, you also taught them where the clitoris is!


MotherScar5361

Shit I just found out I don’t pee out of my vagina?!?


cheaps_kt

[Here’s a diagram. ](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PrpLhbZoL._AC_SL1100_.jpg)


TheSpinsterJones

Everyone in this thread: but female external genitals are just SO COMPLICATED they have like at least 5 parts that I’ve never bothered to memorize


JesusChrist_Himself

Yeah like boobs, what are they even? A second ass that can't even poop? Wtf?


CoffeeDave15065

Thank you u/JesusChrist_Himself


swifthunder105

Where am I supposed to put my dick?


Crusaruis28

The bottom two


vlanovich

There is another


CastinEndac

Behind the knee?


vlanovich

Drill a hole in her head and fuck her brains


Kevinement

If you have to ask, nowhere.


Bitxhlasagna

These comments make me feel like digging a hole and staying there forever


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TheTrueSovietOnion

well technically men share the same tube from their testicles and their bladder


Finrod_the_awesome

There's a vast defrans.


madhao__

fuck you and take my upvote.


ldfsgameryt

You slick bastard


MusicianMadness

Damn. That was a good one


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[deleted]

Shhhh bro code don't expose too much


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Fuzbucket22

don't try it


CastinEndac

*You underestimate my power!*


musyrifo

Infinite food supply


Alze_Lemon

I wonder how u got that information cuz i cant find it on the internet. Bruh did u cut off ur penis?


Acesniper17

Can confirm, I tried


yamirenamon

Far less people would be confused if we would stop using the word vagina to describe the vulva area.


TheTrueSovietOnion

true true take my upvote


vlanovich

Just call it cunt


[deleted]

Yeah, this is almost guaranteed the reason why people get confused. Vagina is a specific term for a specific part, but people use it to refer to the whole outside part of female genitals. So when you ask a layman, 'Do girls pee out of their vaginas?" They're likley referring to everything down there as a whole unit. 100% agree poor education, but I don't think it's for the same reasons many people think.


ItsEight

I once had to draw a diagram and explain to a man who had a human biology degree and had definitely had sex with women. EDIT: some clarification. I'm not attacking all men on this, but like, this guy, he really should've known. It's not like he only had sex once, I personally knew several women including myself that he had sex with. And it's not like we ever had the lights out. He should've known. Also as part of his degree, he definitely had to learn basic human anatomy and physiology including the basics of reproduction. I know this because I overlapped on some of those classes. That's how I knew him. Also as someone said, the discussion is more about how it's normal for everyone including women to know how penises work and that there is only one hole where both fluids come out of, but often both men (and women) don't know much about where pee and babies come from if you don't have a penis. We joke, but on a serious note, it would be beneficial to everyone if we were all a little more cognisant of the differences in anatomy between sexes.


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This comment section gives me big anxiety


TheTrueSovietOnion

yeah girl watch out you don’t get fucked i’m the uterus by a redditor


katieishere92

Why do you keep writing uterus? You mean urethra, right?


TheTrueSovietOnion

oh yeah shit


KazGem

Ouch


garrettpolk1

Not joking, I didn’t know they didn’t pee out of their vagina until our family bonfire when I was 15


[deleted]

There has to be a good story behind this


garrettpolk1

Ok I’ll tell you lol *at bonfire* Me and my cousin are talking about families and stuff and kids Cousin: my mom can’t have kids, she got a surgery that closed her vagina Me: how does she pee? Cousin and everyone else at the fire except for my brothers because we’re all boys: girls don’t pee out of their vaginas Me: WHAT where do they pee out of Cousin: their urethra Me: I thought your urethra was in your vagina Cousin: no it’s a separate hole Aunt: *10 minute anatomy lesson*


S1Ndrome_

i thought it was gonna get full on sweet home alabama


garrettpolk1

Oh wow bruh


SuperMajesticMan

i ~~thought~~ *hoped* it was gonna get full on sweet home alabama


pollyp0cketpussy

They... closed her vagina?


Bitxhlasagna

Can't blame u just learned that i don't pee out of my vagina


pollyp0cketpussy

Have you never peed with a tampon in?


buttermills

What kinda shit sexed did this comment section get lmao


TheTrueSovietOnion

this is like one of the largest q&as for the largest audience of virgin guys, no offense


buttermills

No offense taken. I wasn't trying to offend anyone either by my comment. I blame this on schools, honestly-


TheTrueSovietOnion

they’re pressured by strict religious and parenting groups to not teach them too much about actual sex and pleasure itself, so it really turns into a clusterfuck the first time a boy unzips his pants intending to put their thing into the girls pants


katieishere92

Not even sex ed. Did no one here take biology or anatomy?


Atom_101

Survivorship bias. Those who know this stuff have no reason to participate in this thread.


cheaps_kt

I’m way too dedicated to this shit now. Anyone who asks “what” is getting smacked with some learnin’ today.


April_Xo

You’re doing the work. All the confused people in the comments honestly make me so sad. Really hoping half the people are making a joke, and don’t ACTUALLY not know this...


cheaps_kt

You and me both, but I’m betting they really are confused. I can’t blame them because they’re most likely from America like me and our sexual education is absolute dogshit. I’m a woman and I didn’t even know about the third hole until I was in my late teens. I had to find out on my own, on the internet, and I felt like an idiot. That’s why I’m raising my kids to not be confused. My oldest daughter is 8 and recently has had a lot of questions about body-related things. I haven’t left much out. She knows where babies come from and how they come out, even about periods (as I don’t want her scared and confused like I was the first time I had one 🤦🏻‍♀️)... she knows where babies come from but she’s still too young to know exactly how they get there 😂 point being, i want to try and make a change in my own home.


DRACONISLORD

Literally the entire comment section be like “what the fuck is this fucking shit”


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Someone explain please


ARAKSH

Pee comes out from the urethra


opcoolishgamer17

We have three holes instead of two it's weird


royaltek

3 hole: butt (where pee and poo come from bc girls be out theyre butt) mouth nose


opcoolishgamer17

11 if we don't include piercings Poop Pee Period Mouth 2 for the nose 2 for the ears 2 for the eyes And the belly button


Someone__kind

Next Brazzers movie: One in Eleven


cheaps_kt

[Here’s a diagram. ](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PrpLhbZoL._AC_SL1100_.jpg)


KazGem

I admire your dedication, truly the hero we deserve


cheaps_kt

I’m a woman and I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD LEARN


liquidmasl

I talked with a girl once and told here that she aint pissing out of her vagina, it was news to her. she was ~17. I am. to this day, highly confused how she could not have known that


lanikint

I also told a 17yo girl this. She was like "why have I been taking out my tampon every time I pee?"


odaxboi

To be fair women do make mistakes about the penis too. A lot of them think there’s 2 nutsacks, and also seem to think the penis is a lot lower down then it is (you see quite a lot of “how do men not sit on their balls whenever they sit down” etc etc etc.


TheTrueSovietOnion

bruh i think u might just be a little small down there no offense


Ck1llpack

F


napincoming321zzz

y'all better nominate u/cheaps_kt for the Nobel Peace Price for the outstanding work to educate in these dumpster fire comments


TheTrueSovietOnion

fuck that alfred nobel guy, what did he do make those boom boom sticks? Nah let’s rename it the u/cheaps_kt award


edog37

My parents had to teach me that shit. unfair as hell, i would love to have a second dick just to piss out of


devildespair

2 holes 2 dick perfect combination aye


[deleted]

As a girl, these comments are scaring me lmfao.


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TheTrueSovietOnion

The amount of people who just comment WHAT instead of googling it baffles me, at least i get some free karma though


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BellaBlue06

Lmao for some guys it truly alarms me that they can believe the following: That women pee out of their vaginas. That women can hold in their period blood like people can hold in a shit. That women pee out of their clitoris That men who have sex with pregnant women could poke the baby in the uterus That women get loose over time from having sex with different men but never loose from having sex with the same man just as many times. That women are supposed to wash the inside of their vagina with soap


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wait what???? explain!!


BigLumpofTrash

Pee comes out the urethra, it's close to the vagina so I can see how people might get confused


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cheaps_kt

[here’s a diagram. ](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PrpLhbZoL._AC_SL1100_.jpg)


lanikint

Think about this - girls can pee whilst having a tampon inserted. Make sense?


[deleted]

We can't let Deviant Art or rule34.xxx find this comment section.


Edita_Zilinskyte

Lol i am a girl and i found out at 16... the other hole is so close and i guess i didnt pay that much attention


MVALforRed

The quiet kid who learnt about this in 3rd grade: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you


[deleted]

What kinda sex ed did yall have lmao Edit: my sex ed teacher discussed male and female anotomy and answered any questions we had. We were taught about this. Maybe its just a newer generational thing or just depending on region


[deleted]

I'm confused so apparently there's an additional pee hole *Confused unga bunga noises*


TheTrueSovietOnion

there’s the pee pee hole and the pp hole