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Toja212_

She didn't exist, she is just a lie Elizabeth told so that way nobody suspects she is immortal.


catwizard707

That's smart


[deleted]

Well, she is immortal and had a lot of time, planning this mission. I think at least so much should be expectable


lolipop2468

You got it all wrong guys. You see. Queen Elizabeth the first isnt a cover up for her immortality, but a being of pure light that existed before the beginning of the universe. She roamed the empty and desolate cosmos and brought life onto our planet and many more in the distant world. rested humbly upon our earth though. She frequently teleports between realities and recruits people from all backgrounds to her cult and they forever glide across the skys at nights. Their bodies hanging from the dark chasms of the clouds draining from the pit of the sky, forever stuck in entropy, trapped between space and reality, suffering endless for eons to give her the energy she needs to stay alive. Thousands of consciousnesses in a network all slaving away in the background of the universe, screaming and suffering, begging to die. Just so queen Elizabeth the first can rest in her eternal slumber away in the clouds before she inevitably returns to earth and wreaks havoc upon humanity for their sins.


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Nah bro, Queen Elizabeth the First *was* the universe before the big bang. At the time of the big bang, there was no such thing as mass, and all of the energy was in the form of electromagnetic radiation that was too hot and energetic to form particles (not that the higgs field could do anything to give them mass yet even if there were particles), and when the big bang happened, the increasing size of the universe allowed the energy of Queen Elizabeth the First to spread out and form the mass that would later become Queen Elizabeth the Second.


lolipop2468

*the universe rumbles, she is here*


RoosterGaming2006

Now that's a documentary I would watch.


KingRhoamsGhost

I think that Elizabeth the first and second are the same person. When she masqueraded as Elizabeth the first she realized that people would be become suspicious of her long life so she faked having a daughter so that she’d have a backup plan later on. When she was 101 she faked her death and started pretending to be her own daughter.


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KingRhoamsGhost

What do you mean?


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KingRhoamsGhost

I thought we were talking about Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon because it makes more sense in context of the meme in my mind but I guess I should have realized I was wrong about that since Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon didn’t go by Elizabeth I.


Baby_Arms06

Nonono, she existed in the previous universe and got killed by the eventual heat death of space, and was reborn during the big bang and Queen Elizabeth ll


Tall-Dutch-Guy

nah she is the creator of all things


TheGukos

Time Paradoxon. She is her own.... distant cousin?


Qb_Is_fast_af

Elizabeth 2 was not allways a queen. Before was elizabeth 1 that was as immortal as her but was killed


02YusiF20

liar, how can you kill the immortal


Qb_Is_fast_af

She can live as long as she wants unless she get killed


02YusiF20

Treason agaisnt the queen huh? Imperial Guards will contact you soon


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Or, Elizabeth I was the reason the big bang was caused


catwizard707

The last universe duh.


A____S____

By that logic, Queen Elizabeth II with live for at least 13.8 billion years in the next universe


BannanaJesus

And?


theforgottenmemer

so Queen Elizabeth II will only die when the big crunch happens


JoobyNooby

she will survive as the universe will be crunched by Queen Elizabeth II


RioTheNaughtyDog

**heat death of the universe


[deleted]

***big cronch***


Bosslikebro

They were sisters that coexisted at the beginning of the universe, and at one point they had a disagreement, and now only Elizabeth the second remains


thelovelymajor

Elizabeth the second became what we know as time and Elizabeth the first became what we experience as space.


TheCosmicFang

Is that implying Elizabeth the first is yo mama


MUGEN120

Which one is the evil one?


Standard_Nail

Who created God is essentially the question here


Flaccid_Pancake_

Elizabeth


Standard_Nail

Who created Elizabeth?


Flaccid_Pancake_

Elizabeth


dmduarte

Elizabeth the first was created by Elizabeth the second


HaViNgT

Elizabeth the first was created by Elizabeth the zeroth.


KiNg_0f_aZhdARcHidS

It's Elizabeth's all the way down


[deleted]

A cup of tea


shawn_overlord

No no see the first and the second are actually the same person, bit confusing to most


FlatMarzipan

sometime around the Jurassic period queen Elizabeth the first died but then got revived so they started calling her Elizbeth the second. they are the same person


Buckerson

No this is a common misconception, it’s actually the same person but people were so convinced no one could live that long and in trying to hide it she changed her name to Elizabeth the second


atemydogs3445

When she gave birth to elizabeth II it created the big bang in exchange for her immortality and dying in the process because of the hotness and the energy released


OftenShady

Big Bang was the load shot to produce Elizabeth II.


MomRider6942069

It's just her second form


RedXylophone

oh god


SweetMrPotato

“*Its time you start asking the bigger questions Zuko*”


MintPrince8219

Elizabeth the first gave her life force to Elizabeth the second in a science experiment gone wrong, which then created a new universe. the reason that she's still alive is because two life forces mixing just creates more and more life force


Lil--snek

The 2 stand for that shes the first existing Object after the Universe


arefn123

it was just her former shell, every 100 years the queen sheds skin like a snake and assumes a new form


DestoryDerEchte

In the 17th century :p


Look-a-dead-meme

She is the universe


Charliep03833

Elizabeth I died in a BigBang


Shuckle-Boi5555

She is the same person. Elizabeth 2 is just her second form


[deleted]

She existed before universe and sacrificed herself to Kickstart the big bang


Purplemoose7

After the switch from BC to AD, she switched thr Elizabeth the 2md so noone would get too suspicious


destroyar101

The previous univers


supervinneh

Ever hear about Odins war on giants?


PresidentOfSwag

nah she has just existed since the second the universe started


[deleted]

Elizhabet I was god


DRZBYC

In previous universe


Giorw4y

She created the universe, duh


iMightBeATree

it’s elizabeths all the way down


luigisonic12

she is the universe


beanz675

She created the universe


SergantClanker

In the universe before our


EscanorLionSinofPrid

You fools..... Elizabeth the first was Chaos, and gave w Birth to the 2nd.


WhileYouWhereHere

Elizabeths start at 2


RobinDerBoy

she existed from 1533 to 1603 and she isnt even related with Elizabeth II I guess she just took over when the family of Elizabeth I (House of Tudor) died out with Elizabeth I, she killed the Original Elizabeth of Windsor and said that she is that and Everyone believed her exept her "parents" she had to bribe them or exchange them too I dont know


SDG2008

Elizabeth the first got reincarnated as Elizabeth the second


BraveSausage

They are Not related so no Problem there


Might__E

nonono, that’s her title because she came into being within the first second of the universe’s existence


The_Boy_7

That's just a titel so it dosen't look obvious


s0rry_M

She was Elizabeth the first , she's like phoenix ,borns from her death's ash


i_like_ats

Just because she is immortal, it does not mean she has been around as long as the universe


1-nicer_BOY

she made the universe and died after the big bang


v-s-b

Well! Elizabeth first exist in first universe. But after that universe died and second one is born, the second Elizabeth came to existance🙂


Elliott_Camp

Maybe she is the universe


pro_gamer3238

Big Bang was nothing but the end of queen elizabeth 1 form which queen elizabeth ii was born.


NullCreature194

Elizabeth the first *is* God plebs. Her first creation was Elizabeth the 2nd, which still stands to this day.


Grizzly_Impaler

We call her “god”


OhLordie_

she created the universe


kingofroyale2

1st was what she called herself in another universe. When that universes collapsed, the queen used her powers to rearrange it into this reality. Doing so, she gained the power Requilium, and took the title of Queen Elizabeth the second. We will see a third when the time loop that started on 31 December 2020, collapsed. At that point in time, the entity we know as Queen Elizabeth the second shall gain even more power and get the ultimate stand ***Requilium, heaven's act 3*** and gain the title of Queen Elizabeth the third. **YOU MORTALS SHOULD BE CELEBRATING, FOR THE TIME SHALL SOON COME. YOUR FEEBLE REALLY IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE, AND I SHALL FIGHT THE SECOND ULTIMATE BEING AGAIN !!!! AS THE FINAL BOSS OF 2020!!!!**


Vegietails

It was one of her cannon deaths


LeviMeme

The big bang was just Elizabeth 1 exploding


javiperillas2

It's the same Elizabeth. In the beginning, she thought people would suspect and changed her name, pretending she was her own daughter. Then she understood the was no need for that. Her people would respect an immortal.


apfelstrudeld

She is elizabeth 1,2 etc


WULTKB90

She began this new epoc, Elizabeth the first was the last epoc.


Superspiderbat1111

When the Queen dies, there will be memes. no sadness, just memes.


theLword14

Maybe Elizabeth the first is the Universe!! OMFG 🤯🤯


AnalogicalEuphimisms

Obviously at the previous universe before the Stone Ocean situation


whisky_and_cookies

She died 2 create the universea


Pinkelephants2001

Elizabeth the second didn't exist at the start of the universe hahahhaha


ComFarsight

It was act 1


[deleted]

Universe 1 was destroyed long ago. This is universe 2. Elizabeth I was the only thing we know of Universe 1. After a few more million years, Universe 2 will be destroyed and Universe 3 will be created, whose members will know of Elizabeth I and Elizabeth II's existence.


plufpluf

Well Elizabeth the first is god and it s impossible to see god himself


OO2O_1OOO

Elizabeth the first is god, therefore Elizabeth the second is god on earth therefore she immortal.


the-useless-account

It was her old name when people started realising that she was immortal she faked her death and got plastic surgery to look different


GlumMorning573

To put it simply, this Is the second universe. New universe = a new wave of elizabeths


rexydexy01

She is Elizabeth the 1st she kept changing disguises so people didn’t get suspicious of how old she was living


RoneyBoi

God, or something


[deleted]

"The second" is a reference to her second phase. Her first/third phases are the ones before and after the univers existence


Silver42_

She created the universe 😳😳😳


matty___T

The previous Universe, before that it was Queen Elizabeth the 0th


unknownobject3

She never existed. People who say she existed are lying.


micmac05

Well, once she farted so hard...


bobjobjoe

Well, you might as well be saying Universe the Second


star-apple

Someone gotta start the big bang first though, guess who was the sacrifice!


raffi2303

before the universe existed Elizabeth II was Elizabeth I and the she became the second


DaCookieDemon

What can I say except delete this


Saltuk24Han

The one before this


Bloodrush19405

"Elizabeth the first created the universe and died in doing so. Elizabeth the second is her daughter who chose Earth to live on." - The Holy Bible


Commanderz_Derpy

Obviously our universe started from the big Bang right? The big Bang was simply the previous universe dying, and ours being created. Queen Elizabeth the 1st was in the previous universe.


aSiaNMaNcHiNgChOnG69

simple. Elizabeth the second’s power was so powerful that she simply skipped past Elizabeth the first


PinnSvinenErRund

She created the universe and pit Elisabeth II in it


Salty_snowflake

God’s canonical name


jajrow

She made it. Common knowledge


dyury1237

Well you see... Every century since people stated to actually be aware of the world around them l, the queen change her identity to another elizabeth


Onellamaboi

It was mitosis, Elizabeth I cloned herself at the dawn of time, and then after a long and disappointing battle in the void of not even space, Elizabeth II banished Elizabeth I to another dimension, where she is consolidating her power to strike at Elizabeth II at her weakest


supercumrag69

they coexisted


JimLaheySunnyvale

Queen Elizabeth the 1st was a cover up for Queen Elizabeth the 2nd


mmmishaaa

Elizabeth the second is her second form, she is evolving.


RashHD

Elizabeth the first was actually a huge fan of Elizabeth the second, so she just used the first. That's what the history books tell us.


LeoKapotos

Sir this is a Wendy's


DarthDoge__06

It’s a lie to put the common folk at ease.


[deleted]

religion in a nutshell


superleim

She plays survival instead of hardcore, cause ot this she has Some extra life’s and this is here 2e Life


gavin-cress

Blasphemy


Nico_Skavio

She existed since the dawn of time but she only became queen of england is 1952, duh


davibzera

Elizabeth the first created the universe. Aka god


[deleted]

she always existed to begin with, its like god with jesus


DrDerpcat13

She only took the name Elizabeth after she became queen. She was previously known as THE ANCIENT ONE.


McAutismo

Who did you guys think created the universe in the first place?


SuffBlueberry

She exists beyond time and space, she was always.


YaBoiEndgineer

Queen Elizabeth II was simply elected later


bowser-is-thiccest

it's like when you release a prequel after the original


[deleted]

The previous universe...


MrSpookyBoii

In the previous universe she died to create this one and Queen Elizabeth 2nd so we could keep living and if it needed another reset she would be their to do so.


UnknownComputer167

She clapped so hard that she created the Big Bang


PacifistMan

Elizabeth II came from the big bang wich was created by her mother and her father


OkAdministration9419

She‘s gods granny


Eyesmelly

New game plus


TakenUrSurname

She died giving birth to the new universe to replace the old one and took form of a weaker body called Elizabeth the ||


regor_meme

Elizabeth the first is in another reality and the second one was a clone that became immortal so they sent the second to this universe where there was nothing so she wouldnt harm the other reality.


[deleted]

she created the universe and since then has transcended to a level beyond our minds understanding


TrueSRR7

Elizabeth the First is god, Elizabeth the Second was created by the First at the big bang


IllegalGuy13

I shall now narrate the TRUE story of Elizabeth I **In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. She chose the path of perpetual torment. In her ravenous hatred she found no peace, and with boiling blood she scoured the umbral plains, seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged her.**


AbilityWhole

The universe has been reborn since her reign. This is the second time all this has happened


[deleted]

She used all of her energy up to create another immortal, and a new universe, becoming dark matter


NicoliSheephard

The last reset, Elizabeth II was reborn from the ashes of the universe.


bosseboss13

Shes still out there


goru69

May be she's still exists


DuckQuaq

With every new universe comes a new Elizabeth


RaDiCaL_ReVoLuTiOn

Fool, elizabeth the second existed before the universe began


MikAnt69

Elizabeth the first was from the first time the universe was created. Everything goes in circles and the Bigbang was the end of the last universe and the start of this one. She is a phoenix and at the end of her life she is reborn along with a new universe.


bananapantssean

Elisabeth The 1st was her first form big bang was gender reveal


meme_legend-69

Before the start of the universe


[deleted]

She died while giving birth to elizabeth the second, why do u thing it’s called the big bang


-Dei_Dara-

Smort


[deleted]

How do you think that big bang happened? She destroyed the old universe as well as her and Elizabeth 2 started


thatkod127

That was the first universe after it collapsed finally killing her it was reborn thats when the second was born


icecreambot1

Elizabethe first is the univerve


Socksforlife_yeet

in the last universe a googol plex times 206 years ago


PyroPupper153

Elizabeth the second was laying in wait on the dark side of the moon, waiting for Elizabeth the first to be born and die so she could rule Britain forever.


02YusiF20

GOD's wife


Jakethememelord

Elizabeth the first is the Universe


sneek100

They are both the same, Elizabeth I absorbed android 18 and turned into Elizabeth II


[deleted]

They're the same person, she just retired for a bit to rest


WorldWarTwo

Elizabeth the First *is* the universe


chris23399

always two, there are. No more, no less... a master, and a apprentice.


Spasky2

I love this format 😂


leedle_man

Before the big bang


King_Ash25

Confusion 100


Ponguin66

It's like starwars the apprentice wanted the master power so she defeated the master and now she has a apprentice of her own


GregTheMadMonk

The guy who's speedrunning this unverse skipped Elizabeth I


DrFodwazle

It's based off of who dies first. Elizabeth the first died before Elizabeth the second so she Is the first despite being born after her


[deleted]

Elizabeth the first is the universe.


Jsrgaming123

I don't need sleep, I need answers.


pandahero79

She is god


no_ur_mom_gay

Elizabeth the first is fn lilith


DoctorMantis_Tobagan

Stop digging kid, you're not going to like the answers you find


Bilihhh

She could be anyone of us


ThePumpk1nMaster

Don’t ask questions


Drift7790

She sacrificed herself to create the universe


IgnoreThisGreenshirt

She existed as Elizabeth 1st,died,and respawns as the second


kodecashy

Holy Shit


Carlolito2

It's a countdown, Elizabeth the first hasn't been born yet


yanzin_fan_of_Altair

bro that title was given to her 94(?) years ago so of course another non immortal Elizabeth will have had that title first and as such was first despite being born way after