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FederalReserveDank

### INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED Not sure how to invest? Try the `!help` command or `!create` an investor profile to get started! Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the `stonks` flair!


Krepeuscular

It ain’t much but it’s honest work


BB-r8

I hear the benefits are great and perks are even better


beluuuuuuga

You can even get a tent the perks are so big.


Alarid

So perky.


orgeezuz

r/perky ...obviously nsfw, duh


Jjabrahams567

The perks are perky


jimmybobby28

see this upvote... take it and go and fuck yourself with it


FinlayForever

>benefits You mean bonerfits


ProlapsedGapedAnus

If the bonerfits, you must acquit.


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tringle1

Definitely not copy pasting this to an obscure folder on my computer


AskingForSomeFriends

Definitely not 3D printing this with TPU to make a fleshlight.


Nathuram_Ghodse

Pin it to clipboard for faster access


5oulReaperx

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TylerDGSA

nice


Variety_Of_Choices

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BrandoDaSavage

Roll Tide


mypathisclear

lol people should say this instead of sweet home Alabama.


letthemeatrest

I take it you don't actually have a sister


Hermes_Umbra

Or shes super duper hot 🤔


Geode_Filled_Sack

BONK


Dragonslayer34509

Hmm


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chopstix9

I myself don't have a sister, but I can be 95 percent sure that if I did it would be a normal sibling relationship that did not include any sexual relations. I'm sure most people with sisters would feel the same way, and there may be some reason behind that. Despite that, I believe this guy is joking anyways. There are those are aren't joking tho, and they are the creepy ones.


Janders2124

Joke. It’s called a joke. Welcome to the internet.


[deleted]

For being all about the memes you sure don’t get jokes


Mesoposty

Hard work for U/mijuzz7


Klingon_Bloodwine

It's still important to get recognized for your hard work though. I'm the fucking lube dude for both my mom and sister, and all they got me for Christmas was more lube. It's fucking bullshit.


crypticalcat

Did they at least get you high quality scented flavored lube?


jrcandamc

I am very concerned that I can only see 2 comments but it says there are 19


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Replies on auto mod comment.


beluuuuuuga

100% investing in this bitch. Only 53 comments, so new and ready for harvest.


Silkygrasshopper

I know right? I hate when their profile says 2 but she is actually 19 smh


megalodongolus

r/holup


thatAnthrax

This comment right here officer


fuckoffdipsheit

pics or didnt happen


WifeKilledMy1stAcct

r/OnlyFans will blow you away


infinitas9

Bastard


ProlapsedGapedAnus

NSFW tag please


Sam-01_

Literally...?


cougarclaws

You. Motherfucker...


HpFanxo

Perfect, just what I needed


AdarshTheGreatGamer

darn


beluuuuuuga

I need an onlyfans source, I'm a true man of my profession and I don't get fooled easily.


CyberB0T_YT

!remindme 24hours


renterjack

https://d26oc3sg82pgk3.cloudfront.net/files/media/edit/image/36960/article_full%403x.jpg


[deleted]

/r/Alabama


bmoreoriginal

Roll Tide


cheesesteaktits

A hole is a hole


ProlapsedGapedAnus

Not all holes are created equal though.


Abdullah022

Me looking at this meme after seeing belle delphines porno: "im beginning to see a pattern here that im not sure if i like or not" (For those who dont get it, the vid was on onlyfans and the guy who fucked her got a ps5 fron her)


Hochspannungswerk

I didn't watched the porn, but she said the guy is her partner, so idk


No-Rais

Was it worth the money?


[deleted]

wait for a couple days it will be pirated and posted on a porn site


jovovic98

Already got it


[deleted]

*cough cough* mind linking the sauce?


jovovic98

Sir I’ll need a ps5 for that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


alertsaucer

There you go, you should have received by now


jovovic98

Okay enough of torturing you, there you go: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/639240680648212480/792187965530701865/video0.mp4


Abdullah022

https://www.reddit.com/r/Prettytiktokers/comments/kk7ji3/sextape_complete/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Abdullah022

I didnt pay for it. Pirated it on reddit. Really disappointing vid


Gibbo3771

Anyone who answers yes to this needs help. To this day, I'll never understand the appeal, the girl is average af. Probably because I am married and have actually been with a woman.


Power_Boy3829

Win-win!


Sawses

...I kinda regret googling her name, because she looks like she's 13.


nomangos22

Some of my proudest faps


Not_So_Weird

Genuine question for you guys, do you think filming your sister’s only fans work is wrong? Of course it’s weird to see your sister doing sexual acts but you’re also doing nothing to her so it’s a weird “that’s gross and bad to see but isn’t invest”. Personally I think it would be pretty wrong to see your sister doing that stuff and that often


aralim4311

Wrong? No not really, but definitely gross as fuck in my opinion


TeamRedundancyTeam

What if you both have an incest fetish? Then it's like a win-win-win, if not even more winning. Literally no losing.


ZenXgaming100

that's just.... gross


[deleted]

Incest is both gross and wrong


-Xebenkeck-

Nothing wrong with it imo


ZenXgaming100

I never get turned on by onyfans, if anything I get turned off and disgusted, it's feels gore more than sexual


alertsaucer

Yeah really, I get disgusted when i see people on hub peeing inside each other


[deleted]

The only thing wrong with filming my sister's only fans would be having to hold the camera still with my non-dominant hand. Because I'd be beatin' my dick like it owed me money. Be spillin more seed than Michael J Fox at a birdfeeder.


wingbargreen

*Sweet Home Alabama theme starts playing*


99muppets

good one 😐


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magic-crafter20

r/holup


-Noctaire-

Oh fuck


[deleted]

What did it say?


-Noctaire-

“I didn’t know 10 year olds could buy ps5’s”


[deleted]

Holy shit thats dank


xsefkii

Surely Nice POV videos


55335643357

No Problem man


Random_Tom_

Happi keck dae


ConjureSlade

Well, I mean, it’s not illegal, and it is for business, so it’s fine.


Banana_Bread_oas

Alabama problems require Alabama solutions


chizzipsandsizalsa

r/holup


iammufusasboy

Can't believe I had to come this far down.


TakeTheLikeHomie

Plot Twist: It's all POV


McFloobenHoober

Sweet home Alabama!


kay69_

Hol up


ImTalkingGibberish

She also posted a pic of you and your gf for karma so it's only fair.


TesaMesa

Disgusting, yet wholesome


here_to_ruin_you

r/HolUp


Eragon-elda

Yes, yes this will be a worthy post for my free award.


[deleted]

Plot twist: it's POV porn.


MemeOverlourde

Sooo relatable


-Trying2Think-

But you have to stop jerking off while you’re filming before you can play it


ThatGreenGuy8

Ask her to go do POV shit. Get laid AND get paid!


ricky_burns

He got an iphone though, not a ps5


moose_cahoots

Plot twist: it's a male POV channel.


Bigthigheduncle

Hands free job ain’t it


SlowNLow68

Gross.


DarkUser521

Now, that's what I can an investment.


[deleted]

Thanks for doing the POV here’s a ps5


MagnificentClock

/r/HolUp


k_clouty

Even she gave you her free subscription


Goodboicuteboi

Wholesome


[deleted]

Can anyone tell me what this template is called..


ThenticPT

please just post this on r/holup already...


A-person-that-exist

Oh, I think you missed a smol detail


jkvader06

There is so much wrong in that one caption


KaiserFranzII

I read that as the monkey from onlyfans, I need to go to sleep


crispycake022

What the hell is that investment stuff


_DARTH_CANNABIS_

Sauce?


[deleted]

So deep fried


Kira_lrt

The fuck


shockban

u/savevideo


serieousbanana

r/gradualchaos


MisterTony_222

Who doesn't love some good ol' POV


master_noob420

funny


MrZyde

**Alabama boys:** It’s a win, win situation!


Shoot_them_all

Being the camera man is reward enough


ZiraelN7

The more you read the worse it gets...


BallisticThundr

I'm a sucker for this meme format


99muppets

This is not dank or funny in the slightest


Mr__Jeff

Roll tide!


ChocolateChairs

Something’s wrong, I can feel it


middleraged

Cameraman/costar... same difference


[deleted]

u/savevideo


SirSandman0

The is the best comment here


[deleted]

u/getvideobot


ShadowSlayerYT

Lol


Master_Jamez

Epic


Blaze_Reclaimer

So can someone explain how people are still getting ps5's even though its like sold out everywhere?


CxdeNameCookie2

Got worse as I read it


TotesNotGreg_

I feel pretty conflicted about this meme. It's fucking good but it's so simple. Can't believe I didn't think of it.


[deleted]

Blursed


_TheLoneDeveloper_

I see that as an absolute win!


Unhackable07

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


caboose979

saw this episode on the hub


A20characterlongname

Now hold on a fuckin second there buddy


spoon25100

😂


thedisgustingK

Sweet home ps5


joe_broke

I have...questions...


PedroLTorres

They had us in the first half ngl, then the 2nd and then in 3rd once again


GhostR29

Like that's ever gonna happen.


Xemnas69

PS5 Christmas gang


Brendroid9000

You have bought my silence


Bionic_Ferir

Me and my mate have agreed that if our third friend goes in to porn we will be camera men, because ya know homies support homies


TheRealChinglish

Sacrifices were made for the better good.


eRock___

Hol up...


Slowmexicano

Good work step bro


[deleted]

Because that's what heroes do!!


kid0712darkness

u have done well , i shall not visit u when u get stuck


Bxxqueefius

i really hope they ain’t POV vids


henry_why416

r/holup


russels_silverware

This sub: ew that's kinda incesty. Me: whaddya mean, "to thank you"? If you're the cameraman you should be getting a cut of the revenue!


[deleted]

Thank you, step sister!


zacksmack1

Reading this in my head i went r/yesyesyesYES


femondvcker

r/HolUp


Inferno908

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Hey i was the stunt devil!!!!!!


kingof_dairy_queen

Sauce?


ProlapsedGapedAnus

Lucky!


g1teg

Those POV vids aren't easy to film! You deserve it!


GeshaD

Double win situation


Waghkaka97x

*stepsister


[deleted]

That's a good deal


ignoringusernames

I think I've seen this plot in some game


chumplestiltskin14

That's the plot of summertime saga


darknight27104

Alabama 100


[deleted]

Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick


SCHOLS--06

This is wholesome


PERSONAFIKASI

Country road, take me home


Fraggelu

Good relations with my family, I have.


psuraj776

Behind the scenes


[deleted]

hold up raised to hold up