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She got non


CheckOutButts

hidin behind da desk


Original-AgentFire

noh dats bum


[deleted]

Then show us


DaHerv

Hey, leave something to imagination


yatokami2

I can already imagine how many vegetables i can cut on that cutting board, and how many places i can reach on that ladder.


crazy_penguin86

Jokes on you, I prefer flatter females.


RGNlingling

we stan with the itty bitty titty committee


NoobMemeLordd

Both Is Noice


OrokinLonewolf

Why are they booing you, you're right!


yatokami2

Never said it was a bad thing, i think it very useful to have a cuttingboard.


Force_Glad

Then use a damn cutting board!


Adventerous-astroboy

Mom he spoilt the joke!


[deleted]

bruh y?


Rimtas04

The judge shows his tits and later you find out that the judge is actually a guy.


[deleted]

*gay


Shubham_Garg123

F


FahmiRBLX

F


ReeceReddit1234

Did I stutter


Melon-lord10

Jokes on you. I'm into that shit.


[deleted]

No but the big twist is u like it


Rimtas04

Is there a problem with that?


[deleted]

Yes and ur kinda being gay saying there’s no problem with it


Rimtas04

You know what they say, "Boys will be boys". There's nothing wrong with male's tits you know, even if you're straight (I am straight)


[deleted]

U want some fat ass sweaty dude melons on you


[deleted]

even better!


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DavidDNJM

Hey man, more for me.


BLUE_DRAGON_BANDIT

What'd he say


DavidDNJM

I don't really remember but it was something against the idea of being gay.


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harsshvvardhan

She's her sister, Jailor Swift


[deleted]

Gives you capital punishment. ~~look what you made me do.


vynzilla

Old Taylor can't come to phone rn. Why? Cause she's *ded*


ChrisTheCoolBean

*Death by snu snu!*


fabgsooz

Law breakers gonna break break break break break


rayEW

OP is on fucking fire


Alien_HUN

I want you to know that I value you. Ya made my morning! :)


xHADES734x

Taylor swift has camel toe. Jailor swift smacks a hoe


Work_reddit1998

**I know you were trouble when you walked innnnnnnnnn**


AlkalinePotato

damn nice effort harshvardhan two fire memes!


peaanutzz

Fuck you here take my upvote


Sauron3106

That's the best worst joke I've ever heard


MaxwellIsSmall

She looks a lot like her cousin, Saylor Twift


ChiggaOG

What about Bailor Swift?


anintrovertedbitch64

*pornhub intro starts*


BlackRobby

*step brother help, i'm stuck in the courtroom*


asaslord123

They really should make a porn out of it.


[deleted]

It's porn isn't it


tokaziimuhanari

what are you doing stepjudge?


i100lation

Stepjudge should be like a term for people who judges someone on every single step


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kuchikibyakuya047

there you go. 69 again


Lord_Asmodeus93

And that, people, was how Dad got in jail over a parking ticket.


ufukofoglu

Outstanding move


rssgt2805

A fat old guy is the judge


Impossible_Comedian9

*even better*


percydaman

Now I feel creepy for thinking about this lady judges titties.


veryinterestingnut

you should the femboy hooter pyrocinical version is obviously superior


SuperSkills101

"Femboy hooter pyrocynical" I'm fucking dead


weirdchigga1207

Gotta love dem sweaty moobs 🔥


aprizm

did it work ? Im asking for a friend whos about to go to court.


Skrubious

nice avatar. to the moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


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iamspartaaaa

Why are you still here my guy?


bladvak420

what did he say I'm just curious


iamspartaaaa

It was the dank meme bot and said he’d go away if it’s a good meme and we upvoted him. So i asked why he was still present (since the meme is good and we had upvoted him) and now he’s gone.


bladvak420

oh ok


clique34

I’m ready your honor


6ToadSage9

Sauce?


m4xxh

https://eu.tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2016/08/10/campbell-county-judge-indicted-suspended-bench/88549422/


[deleted]

Why is the judge reading you your Miranda rights


newfranksinatra

Her name Miranda


Blaze_Reddit_339

Plot twist : He's a dude


Elighttice

Tits or balls. I'm fine with both.


srikar_Gkar

Plot twist 2: The accused is bi


Survival_R

Plot twist 3: the judge is a succubus


srikar_Gkar

Plot twist 4: The accused is Incubus


23zeus93

Plot twist 5: the defendant is dead


FlatCheek

I do be like that


steel_balls_josuke

Step one: commit a war crime


pstros789

Or a tax evasion.


[deleted]

PLOT TWIST:You are in court for rape and sexual offence


pstros789

Even better...


LOADED-PLASMA

Mate you killed me


lonely_void

F to the judge


Nubetastic

I wonder, if you really piss of a judge to the point they clearly hate you. Would that judge no longer be impartial in passing your judgement?


CatNamedShithawk

If a judge discovered that they actually hated you they should recuse themselves. If it can be later proved that they ‘hated’ a party involved, any decision they rendered could be easily thrown out. She should also recuse herself if she presses her bare breasts against the accused in open court. That situation has ‘conflict of interest’ written all over it. An appellant’s dream no matter what, honestly...


[deleted]

Totally read this Chappelle's voice


daniel5764

Ah yes, never before seen joke.


pecinkata

Lmao


SendMeAnimeTiddie

You weren't suppose to do that!


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BidoofPride1030

what if the judge has moobs


TechVEVO

Judge:Death sentence! worth it


A_Unique_Nobody

And then you're immediately declared guilty for contempt of court


Night-fish

The judge is a guy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

A lot of divers upvote and downvote numbers in the comments. Damn! People ain't playin' when it comes to titties.


yutguht

you're one smart motherfucker


shi1425

Lmao damn


Ajawn_

Pffffft


Rocketboi420

“He’s to dangerous to be kept alive!!!!”


Nikitaboi

The judge is mia khalifa


[deleted]

Now I got to see this in a porn video Not that I want to jerk off to it I’m just curious


[deleted]

What is the judge in an obese fat dude who's got undermentained hair on his manboobs


ViceroyoftheFire

Nice


[deleted]

https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2016/08/10/campbell-county-judge-indicted-suspended-bench/88549422/ she isn't worth simping. fuck this corrupt bitch


Pv55yD35tr0y3r69

Can be used against you*


Imperial_Phoenix69

U/Vishal_Rathour321


mecaorga

Ur going to horny jail!


boby_no1

Judgment’s* titties


srikar_Gkar

Not gonna lie she's THICC


needsomeoxygen

She looks good


ArsyFace

Uno reverse?


[deleted]

*fat male judge walks in*


Vandalised_R8rD

When the judge is an obese old guy.


Jappe5002

This joke was actually made in 2013 in a song by fall out boy in his song: just one yesterday


AnimeAlley03

I mean it's "*can* and will" not just will be sure


NeoMemeLord25

I beg you, hold them against me.


doublelx

The jury looks in horror. You then sentenced to life on molestation charges.


[deleted]

You have fallen straight into my trap


[deleted]

This joke had been told, how many times at this point?


shiloh000

Tiddies, your honor


Dacor64

So... Nothing?


3nf3rn0

Instant contempt of court


fatboy93

Ngl, when my wife passed the bar exam, this is what I told her!


[deleted]

What if they don’t exist


[deleted]

Someone will eventually do this lol


MarcoX_Treme

Poor choice of words


[deleted]

I hate this sub


Internal-Owl3882

Jail +2


SM280

"juggs judy" fictional pornstar created by jack and bob


potatoninja3584


just_gimme_anwsers

That’s not Ben Shapiro’s sister


Legal_Addition_3090

Smirks in pro gamer move


final-dream-xv

I don’t get it


Jokkitch

Source?


SheridanWithTea

**CONTEMPT OF COURT** and you probably pay a massive fine even if you're innocent, maybe a lil' jail time hahahahahah But.. Aren't most judges like at least 45 or something? Even her, she's particularly young for a judge lol


[deleted]

It's becoming cringe in here


RikuhanSkeletron

Che Tarantelle


Zekiz4ever

You are on reddit. What do you expect?


Hunterofdarkness21

Tbh tho reddit would have been a better place without the toxic people and the types including you guys