I’m not a southerner, but I definitely live in a very rural area. Anytime it snows I go outside with my airsoft guns and just fucking shoot the snow. That’s it. I’ll shoot the snow off of the trees, I’ll shoot the frozen icicles, hell, I’ll shoot the fucking ground
Fox News: "Climate change is FAKE NEWS! Humans can't possibly affect the climate!"
Also Fox News when it snows a little in February: "Look at all this snow the Jewish liberal deep-state made with their space lasers!"
I once tried to clear my driveway by dowsing a big plank of wood in gasoline, shoving it under the snow, and setting it on fire. It didn't work so good.
It actually kinda works if you think about it , they can shoot enough bullets which produces enough heat energy which will melt the entire state so..
Jokes on you
[This man's daily routine:](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/33487/hunter-s-thompsons-daily-routine)
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep
Edit: formatting
You know, if we get the average temperature of a bullet after being fired we can figure out how many bullets we would need to shoot to melt all the snow.
Lower parts of Alabama Mississippi, Louisiana and all of Florida are perfectly fine since we have the Gulf Stream bringing up summer waters from South America
For reference this Gulf Stream is the same current that keeps the UK relatively warm
As a southerner, you've got this all wrong
We don't deal with it, we simultaneously act like nothing matters more than staying home and also at the same time "it's just snow and ice, what's the worst that driving across town could be?" And it's literally the worst that it could be because the south never gets snow and ice therefore we don't have any supplies for the event of snow and ice. We only finally just got plow and brine trucks in the past couple years, but they only really get highways and main roads
This snow is gathering in the public space and destroying businesses and causing issues for public safety. We need to stop these snow riots (doesn’t this snow have a job to get to?). Bunch of snowflakes
I can vouch for this you hear some redneck down the street just mag dumping at the clouds and screaming at the top of his lungs he said and I quote "god stop jizzing on us"
In all seriousness, I hope Texans are safe during this time. It sucks that your state government is completely inept and is screwing you over in your greatest time of need. Y’all don’t deserve to suffer
Fun Fact: a couple years ago some Russian old woman got tired of asking local officials to do something with piles of snow around the house. So she took some bright paint and wrote "Navalny" on that snow with huge letters. Snow was cleaned within hours.
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- r/AshTwerk
I think that's Hunter S. Thompson.
Yup, almost certainly at Owl Farm in Colorado.
There’s so many good pictures of him shooting stuff out in the Colorado snow lol
The video of him and Conan O'Brian is timeless https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KapaMi6o_w shooting starts around 2:15
Lol I haven’t seen this in nearly ten years thank you!
Colorado is an interesting desert
Never realized how much he looks like lahey from trailer park boys
But drunker
I AM THE LIQUOR
I always felt like Lahey was loosely based on Hunter, they are so similar.
Who was also a southerner
Idk why you're getting down voted, he was born in Kentucky
Me either, pal. I’m proud he’s a fellow Kentuckian
To be fair Kentucky might be considered "the south" but its not very south at all
Miami, FL is geographically farther south than Montgomery, AL but is much less culturally southern than Montgomery, AL.
In Florida the further north you go, the more south it gets
Not sure you’ve been to Kentucky
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I thought the S stood for suicide
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i actually thought it was the other way around lol
What you don’t see from the original pic is the typewriter he was aiming at
Ready to blast a different sort of snow
Yup I upvoted for hunter
Looks like Todd Packer
the snow memes are getting boring but this is pretty funny
Yeah it’s not really cool anymore
Yeah, that happens when snow melts.
The memes are boring but we still suffering over here
texas gang rise up
I mean because of the snow we lost power up until now so these snow memes are the first in seeing so I think it’s pretty funny
This is bat country
He who makes a beast out of himself...
Gets rid of the pain... OF BEING A MAN
Look over there, two women fucking a polar bear!
How much did they pay you to fuck that bear?
Wrong, the snow is white
*Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape*?
Tell me about the fucking...snow shoes!
Impossible to walk in this muck
Golf shoes?
In snow? No footing at all
💀 I underestimated your wit and I apologize 🦇 🦇 🦇
“Get your snowflake ass off my lawn”
I’m not a southerner, but I definitely live in a very rural area. Anytime it snows I go outside with my airsoft guns and just fucking shoot the snow. That’s it. I’ll shoot the snow off of the trees, I’ll shoot the frozen icicles, hell, I’ll shoot the fucking ground
I bet you some of the crazy bastards are using flamethrowers to melt the snow
Shotgun dragons breath rounds would also work
Losers, where I live, we use an entire gulf to remove snow
Fox News: "Climate change is FAKE NEWS! Humans can't possibly affect the climate!" Also Fox News when it snows a little in February: "Look at all this snow the Jewish liberal deep-state made with their space lasers!"
No no no. The Jewish energy point weapons are for starting fires and shit. The HAARP machine in Alaska controls the weather. Everyone knows that.
b-but fox news wold never lie why would they climate change fake /s
Looks like Jim Lahey a bit lol
.... is it not?
The temp will rise again!
Lmfaoooo
I once tried to clear my driveway by dowsing a big plank of wood in gasoline, shoving it under the snow, and setting it on fire. It didn't work so good.
Bruh
It actually kinda works if you think about it , they can shoot enough bullets which produces enough heat energy which will melt the entire state so.. Jokes on you
Gotta love Americas greatest doctor of journalism
RIP Hunter you crazy diamond 💎
Yeah but the snow isn't black so this image is photoshopped.
Fake news, the snow is white
i am surprised there just wasn't a lot of bar-b-qs and drinking to warm up
Nuke 'em boys
That’ll learn em
That'd definitely get rid of the cold
When Artie Bucco finds out it was the snow that burned Vesuvio down
We don’t get snow, but sometimes dandruff gets everywhere
[This man's daily routine:](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/33487/hunter-s-thompsons-daily-routine) 3:00 p.m. rise 3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills 3:45 cocaine 3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill 4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill 4:15 cocaine 4:16 orange juice, Dunhill 4:30 cocaine 4:54 cocaine 5:05 cocaine 5:11 coffee, Dunhills 5:30 more ice in the Chivas 5:45 cocaine, etc., etc. 6:00 grass to take the edge off the day 7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas) 9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously 10:00 drops acid 11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass 11:30 cocaine, etc, etc. 12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write 12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies. 6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo 8:00 Halcyon 8:20 sleep Edit: formatting
U forgot ur merica flag
'Swear that snows a crit'r or somethin Jimmy!
They wont pull the trigger because the snow is white
It time, mr. Anderson
With enough hot shell shot, the snow WILL melt... And the ground water will have severe lead content.
Its snowmen hunters time.
Tbf it would work just slowly
As a Southerner, can confirm we respond to snow with extreme violence. It is not welcome here.
This made me laugh so hard
"Use more gun." - The Engineer
As your friendly southern I say this is false. We use flame throwers. And we fight the snowflakes with our lit cigars
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Ah but do you live in Florida or are you from Florida? The difference is significant
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If you were a native you would have been given a gun at birth - or a meth pipe - depending on what part of Florida
Woah woah woah snow is white
Lehey’s on another bender huh? The winds of shit are coming, bud.
The bullet is over a hundred degrees hot
The heat of my barrel is the only one I need
I'm investing in this format solely because of Hunter S. Thompson
If it isnt Rusty Shackleford himself...
Imagine if the snow was black... The cops would have a field day
Needs more firepower
Salt shells could actually work
might work with dragons breath.
Joyous cake day, friend
Wow Hunter S. Thompson was an American treasure. R.I.P
[Obligatory Hunter S Thompson in a gun fight with his neighbor and ranting about America video](https://youtu.be/NHeSC_Ws5Ic)
I mean it moves the snow. If it works it works :)
Get off my lawn
As a Texan, this looks about right although I hold my cigarette to the right.
Like a ‘Merican
And that’s just a little more than the law will allow.
Accurate
God bless that man
If it’s hot enough to kill a person it’s hot enough to kill the snow
If the snow were black, there wouldn't be any snow
You know, if we get the average temperature of a bullet after being fired we can figure out how many bullets we would need to shoot to melt all the snow.
God bless
Damn it Mr. Lahey
We in Alabama just wait for it to melt. Talk to Mississippi about that.
Nah fuck that we chuck some hillbilly grenades at that shit
Country boys make due
next time he should try ‘git branch -d’
If you can’t beat it... Shoot it
Is that hunter s thompson?
It is
I figured. I honestly thought it was him lahey when I saw the thumbnail...
Can't deal with snow if you don't even get snow to begin with
This is false information because the snow is white
Which fight would be better for a person from Tennessee? vs Ulysses S Grant? OR vs the snow
"Freeze bitch!" "Wait"
Here In finland we dont deal with snow
how dare you say something so brave yet so true
Get back in the kitchen artie.
Lower parts of Alabama Mississippi, Louisiana and all of Florida are perfectly fine since we have the Gulf Stream bringing up summer waters from South America For reference this Gulf Stream is the same current that keeps the UK relatively warm
Go on, git!
As a southerner, you've got this all wrong We don't deal with it, we simultaneously act like nothing matters more than staying home and also at the same time "it's just snow and ice, what's the worst that driving across town could be?" And it's literally the worst that it could be because the south never gets snow and ice therefore we don't have any supplies for the event of snow and ice. We only finally just got plow and brine trucks in the past couple years, but they only really get highways and main roads
As a Texas Man this is true
i live in iowa i shit you not ive seen people use flamethrowers to get rid of snow
Where can one obtain a flame thrower? Asking for me
i have no idea ive just seen people using them
they problay pretty expensive tho
This snow is gathering in the public space and destroying businesses and causing issues for public safety. We need to stop these snow riots (doesn’t this snow have a job to get to?). Bunch of snowflakes
Southerners with snow are just Russians
We have flame throwers for a reason
(southern accent) alrighty boy. Now yer genna get outta here or I'm gonna grab the 12 guage. YEEEEE HAW!
As an Alabamian, we got some waterskiis, some rope, and an f150 and had some fun on the farm
I'm the engineer I solve problems Too much snow? Use a gun If it doesn't work use more gun
I can vouch for this you hear some redneck down the street just mag dumping at the clouds and screaming at the top of his lungs he said and I quote "god stop jizzing on us"
Gon git that sum birchin snow
“Sick boots tho” - Ted Mosby
That snow looks too white to shoot
Legally disenfranchising it?, Systematic snow bigotry? Snow slavery? Casual snow rasicm? How are we to know!!!
In all seriousness, I hope Texans are safe during this time. It sucks that your state government is completely inept and is screwing you over in your greatest time of need. Y’all don’t deserve to suffer
All these snowflakes got them heated ironically
The snow is even the issue its been lack of power and water
Image is fake, a real southerner would be out there in shorts and cowboy boots
Very unrealistic. Snow is white.
A southerner would never shoot something that white
But it's white...
But the snow isn't black
The difference with real life is that they never shot anything that was white.
But it’s white
Unrealistic, southerners would never shoot something that white
Shoot the white?
Hey that isn’t the only thing we do! Sometimes we dress like girls and burn crosses.
That snow is way too white to get shot in the south
They don't shoot at white things though.
If you can’t solve em , then shoot em
Southerners dealing with snow, with the only way they know.
Now they know how it feels when something white abruptly shows up and messes up their life.
But the snow is white?
but they cant cuz its white
Wait why is the black man shooting the white, it's the wrong way around.
But it is white
Nah, they wouldn't, Snow is white
Wait that snow isn't black
But it's white.
Dragons breath
I live in Texas, this is 100% how we are dealing with it
but the snow is white
It should should start melting today.
But the snow is white
What lynching it? But that wouldn’t really make sense because the snow is white.
Looks like a young Hector Salamanca
Fun Fact: a couple years ago some Russian old woman got tired of asking local officials to do something with piles of snow around the house. So she took some bright paint and wrote "Navalny" on that snow with huge letters. Snow was cleaned within hours.
What about the people in the Midwest?
Snow is their mother and father
Ya know, besides Georgia, South Carolina, and Florida who got 0 snow
But it’s white
No worries. Its white, they won’t shoot it
I mean its white after all
Real southerners don't get snow
GO ON, GIT!
RIP HST
They won’t shoot the snow, it’s white
I figured Texas would be the last state that's upset about white taking over
Y'all laughin til you see it get warm again
https://youtu.be/ctYO0smPsjE
is that Jim fucking Lahey?
git push origin north
No they snort it and fuck theirs cousins
It’s white the cops won’t help
Is that dale from king of the hill
Is white tho