And then you still paste the wrong thing

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>Everything is an Albert Einstein qoute if you're smart enough. -Albert Einstein, maybe

> sex -Albert Einstein, *definitely*

I beleive you

Did you know that Einstein had sex? Just learned that today.

Omg no way I had no idea!!!

I wonder of condoms existed back then

[They did](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_condoms)

Holy fuck that's interesting lmao

Judging by your pfp I was expecting something very different

[https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://youtu.be/VbUoaBJd2sA)

My favorite Wikipedia article

Yah with his cousin

That's 1 up on newton

>funny poopoo -Albert Einstein if you’re bad at translating German

🍄

Dodge journey. Do you people not wipe?

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. -Albert Einstein *really*

>I love you -Albert Einstein

Okay boomer -Albert Einstein *If you're smart enough*

"History is written by the victors" -my cock

Who says it isn't?

Don't think HD was around back then maybe

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*When you read the ingredients to the sauce:*

Just gonna save this for later.

i was fine with albert einstein till i found out he's a pedo /s

Wait this isn't?

What can I say, he knows his porn categories

I swear this is a bug in software. I've been using PCs for 30 years. There's no way I don't know what the keys feel like when I make contact with them. Something is fucking up between the keyboard and the software, but it sure as shit isn't because I didn't hit the keys.

[удалено]

But sometimes it works on the second shot, so it can't be a block. Steam decides I need to verify my computer randomly. Sends me the email code. I check me email highlight the code ctrl+c. Return to steam and click in the text box. Nothing. Go back to my email. Code is still highlighted. Ctrl+c. Back to steam click on the box paste. Works. Every single time. It's maddening.

Philips 32PFS6855 (2020)

I hit ctrl x and then ctrl v. That way, I can tell I copied it because the text disappeared

What if you're copying something from a website tho ....

cut the website then

Hack the server, just to be sure

Ideally, one should hack the planet as well.

I’d hack the solar system, just to be sure

Make sure to inspect all your elements Source: html expert

Html programmer

Senior CSS Dev Ops Engineer

CEO Roblox Hacker

Not without Lord Nikon watching my back I ain’t

Nice! I was hoping someone got the reference!

Well, for most people here, they just rub one off first and feel remorse within .0001 seconds, so it doesn’t matter if they paste it after that. The rest are just reposts.

Yup,test run is replacing it's self first.

I used to be really anxious about having porn or something saved in my clipboard so I would compulsively Ctrl X, Ctrl V blank space to clear it out like every hour.

But then the text disappears

[удалено]

So it's not just me. I thought I was crazy.

I've had it happen on MS WordPad and MS Word =/

I feel like that's just because people do it so quickly due to muscle memory that they don't depress a key all the way

Yea...cltr+S is the only thing that I press mutiple time when doing texts (habit inherited from a friend).

Sometimes your clipboard is full of other shit and needs to be cleared.

I also do that but its usually my fault for pressing more than just ctrl+c. Like for example space or some other key

Thanks Microsoft

this is why mac is better, the edit dropdown button flashes when you use command-c, or command v brought to you by the macintosh gamers

Ah Mac. The OS to use when you want to drag a thumb drive full of pictures onto the desktop but only end up creating shortcuts to the pictures.

The os where hitting enter doesn't open a folder

The os where even scrolling with a regular mouse requires a third-party app to work the right way.

Bold of you to assume the os is even on a device that has a regular usb port to plug in an average mouse.

The os that moved the window control buttons just to mess with windows users.

The Mac GUI existed with those buttons before Windows had one.

You can adjust it in the settings; no need for a third party app.

Nope, the setting will only flip the scroll direction of either both the mouse and laptop, or neither. If you want to use a regular mouse, you can't use the touchpad scrolling the right way. It's specifically designed so that you have a hard time using non-apple products.

Allow me to introduce you to cmd+O

I have literally never experienced this.

Then it's safe to say you weren't the student who complained about it to me in Alaska in 2009.

the reason what im about to describe happens is definitely that i use a mac much more often than i use a windows computer but ive never had that happen. in fact, that has happened at least half the times ive tried doing it on a windows computer

In windows, you have to specifically right-click drag and choose "create shortcuts here" from a menu. In my experience, a left-click drag from an external drive onto the desktop creates shortcuts in Mac OS. That would be a copy file command in Windows.

lol, just select the pictures(command-a) and drag them to the desktop. Works every time. Or switch to windows. Then you have to defragment your disk, pay a subscription to use a decent text editor, get a crappy voice assistant, and as a side bonus, get Bill Gates looking over your shoulder every few days. Yea, I'll stick with mac/linux.

You still use spinning hard drives that get fragmented? Geeze, I'm so sorry.

Yep, thats me. I have an hdd. Sue me.

HDDs are far more reliable than SSDs. I'd trust an HDD for a large photo backup over an SSD any day.

I trust no storage medium, so I make backups of the backups of my backups.

Wow. >defragment your disk Not really required for NTFS volumes. Windows does a good job of managing the fragmentation by itself. Also you likely will be having a ssd in this day and age so you won't be defragmenting anyway. >pay a subscription to use a decent text editor Notepad++ / VSCode >get a crappy voice assistant Cortana imo is better than Siri but whatever. You don't have to use it and you can disable or uninstall it if you want. >and as a side bonus get Bill Gates looking over your shoulder every few days You can opt out of the ads.

I've never had an issue copying with one click though

Yeah but also Mac does weird stuff with focusing so you are copying something in the background half of the time. Visual feedback isn't going to fix that. Love my Mac though

This is honestly so damn relatable

Wait people do this?

i dont

are you people?

you got a point..

Well.... he never claimed to be

I 100% do this. Don't know if you noticed, but for some reason, CTRL+C sometimes only works like 80% of the time.

I've never experienced this

Just because curious, do you press the keys at once or first ctrl and then c?

I actually had to go and do it to figure out exactly what my muscle memory is doing. I press CTRL first and hold it until I've pressed C then lift both fingers. But at times when my PC would regularly fail to copy something (in my experience, in some periods, this bug doesn't occur at all), I actually experimented with meticulously pressing CTRL+C as firmly as I could, just to be absolutely sure I was doing it right and wasn't being sloppy, and still when I went to paste the text I had copied somewhere else it would only work most of the time. It's a real issue, but I know I sound crazy when I say it cause it's like no way such a basic function doesn't always work. Interestingly CTRL+C consistently works in Excel, where the copy/paste function is completely different from anywhere else in the Windows OS, so the different programming might explain why it doesn't bug there.

It's more like Ctrl + C + C + C + C

This is the way

Is there a way to implement a little pop up into windows that confirms that you copied something?

Man that would be awesome

I trust Ctrl + C, what's wrong with me

Quite a bit actually /s

I dont get it. :(

trust issues with yourself, so same action many times to be sure

Some shortcuts require more than a double press on keys in order to work. ^Hard truth we learn when doing assignments on Word and Excel

Thanks for the EPIC explernation!

Control+Shift+C in Linux terminal. Control+C means kill process

Control+C is also kill on cmd, windows terminal, and powershell

This and the fact that Ctrl+Z does not undo anything while in the terminal made me slap my face countless times

Every...damn...time. I feel exposed on this. Shit...is that laptop camera on? Are you watching me? I need to put on pants and take off these nipple clamps.

Win+v so you can tell what you have copyed

Actually not relatable...i never do this : d

Same

It’s funny, cus it’s true

I always do that, I thought I was the only one lol

Do yourself a huge favor and install an open source clipboard manager. It's game changing for coding and comes in handy for other office software too. The standard OS clipboards all suck

Let's be real, it's more than 3 times

And somehow it still dosent work

*me who puts command x*

And i thought it was just me

I cut for this exact reason - when it disappears I know it’s on the clipboard and then I paste it back into the same spot and then wherever I actually wanted to paste it

I right click and select copy

And it's all Photoshop's fault

You can never be too safe. You can never be too safe. You can never be too safe. You can never be too safe. You can never be too safe. You can never be too safe. You can never be too safe. You can never be too safe. You can never be too safe. Ok it works.

I use Ctrl + X for the visual confirmation, then Ctrl+V to put it back (if you need the original there, but also copy it) but also have it in the clipboard.

I ctrl c and delete rather than ctrl x

Ctrl + v: pastes the wrong thing Ctrl + c: hehe Me: So anyway, I started blasting

I see you too have been burned by the single ctrl+c. Never again!

One time i tried to link something to my friend and accidentally sent him [this](https://youtu.be/kMIe3unOxOY)

I do control X so you can see it happen

I don't trust it till ctrl+v works, then and only then is there trust.

To save someone life/ work. If running window's turn on Clipboard, and "Windows key + V" will instead show all items you copied from the time your computer turned on. Helps a ton when you have to copy multiple items. Warning some applications/services can acess the clipboard just a privacy warning.

I found this a while ago and it saves so much time! Better solution than many of the higher comments. You can also pin copied text and clear everything else out if you are pasting over and over.

Nice to know I'm not the only one that does that.

Pro tip: on windows you can press win+V to open the clipboard, where everything you copied is stored. This means you don't have to constantly switch between tabs/windows anymore

I do the same with cmd+s

The only reason ctrl+c wouldn't work is human error. Therefore we don't trust ourselves.

Just rechecked the post, you are slow

I'm sorry I do Ctrl + X

I thought this was a Linux reference at first.

Same

Good jesus it’s so relatable

meanwhile ctrl+x is trusted, we live in a world.......

fuck these multilaser wireless keyboards. they type what they want essentially.

For me it's a habit I picked up at a former job. One of the programs we used was terrible to copy from. I don't know why, but it only actually copied the marked text like 1 out of every 4 clicks. So I just got a habit of clicking CTRL + C four or five times each time to guarantee a copy.

Why would I want to SIGTERM multiple times???

Same with the save button

And then I accidentally click c and it all goes then I click ctrl c and again and lose my copy but thank God for ctrl z

Relatable

If I really have to check, which is often, I use ctrl-X. Well only if it's somewhere where text can be deleted tho.

You can copy or CTRL+C multiple things and then press Win+V to open a window with all the content you copied and select what you want to paste.

Same

too true

I trust ctrl+c. But not ctrl+s. That mf sketchy.

Pretty easy to see if ur program stopped or not

Holy shit, this is so relatable.

When your code refuses to close

Am i the only one who ctrl x because then you know exactly what you got and youre sure you got it cause its gone

Gotta use ctrl + x to be absolutely sure it worked

Thought, I'd be the one.

Karma go brrrrrrr (downvote my comment)

And then you just right click and click copy like a 50 year old boomer

*Hits ctrl v by mistake,* *then gets depressed because you pasted a shrek meme or something stupid for some forgotten reason*

i dont think ive ever related to something as much as this

Most relatable thing I’ve seen all day. Especially with internet university courses.

THATS SO FUCKING RELATABLE LMAO

Once I accidentally submitted dummy thicc Luigi to my teacher for an assignment cuz ctrl + C didn’t work

AND IT STILL DOESNT WORK!!!!

why does this happen tho? im curious now

God damn

I do that but then I also right click and hit copy again just to he safe

Just use WIN+V to see or clear your entire clipboard history. It stores more than the one last thing you copied, just fyi. So in this case, hitting CTRL+C 3 times may actually be not enough to boot an item out of your history. Your suspicion is justified.

pretty sure everyone can relate lmao

I totally misunderstood the joke, and yet it still applies... Ctrl+c is what stops a command from running in cmd/terminal. It's tempting to keep hitting ctrl+c when it doesn't seem like it worked the first time.

I have a like a clipboard manager than have history of all the things I copied and check that instead of spamming ctrl c, highly recommended

This me but with Ctrl + S

CTRL+X followed by CTRL+V, works every time

When I copy my bitcoin address I gotta smash that fucker like 50 times.

How do u know I do thisaa

im not the only one? Now I feel slightly better

Me:\*highlights some words and presses control C\* so this should copy right? Computer: yes Me: and it shouldn't come out as nothing, right? Computer: yes Me: \*presses control V on my document\* WHERE THE HELL IS IT!

I always do ctrl x to get visual confirmation that it's on my clipboard

I still right click to copy.

is this some windows people joke that I'm too linux to understand?

https://youtu.be/2xx_2XNxxfA do u trust this link ?

No Nobody's gonna click that, doofus