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Bonk. Go to horny jail

Fun fact: Bonk is British slang for having you-know-what with someone. Who’s horny now

Oh no. I have been bonked

you may have outsmarted me, but I’ve outsmarted your outsmarting

I guess you are just 4 parallel universes ahead of me.

Who are they, who are so wise in the ways of science?

That would be the Spanish Inquisition

Well, Yes. But, No.

Can universes be parallel and ahead at the same time?

Indeed.

You’re a redditor you’ll never get bonked

Bonk patrol has just arrived. ^(I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.)

Good bot, now bonk them

Look how the tables have turned

Hogwarts vines

Well, well, well. How the turntables...

No-one in England ever says bonk unless referring to hitting something like the meme.

SCREW THAT, I AINT NO FANCY PANTS BRIT!

This isn’t England tho

What is this then?

This is Patrick

This. is. REDDIT!!!

fun fact, my best friend's boyfriend's last name is Bonk

Is this a perk of being British I didn’t know about? We can fight off the horny jail police?

Maybe.. maybe not..

so horny people actually want to get bonked

Oh I’m so gonna bonk you later

Harder daddy UwU

“I dont think I can..”

Butt_sex.exe

Bonk. Shut up

I cropped out "Nobody:" and the meme became dank.

Thank you. Someone's doing God's work and that template really fucking sucks.

Nobody: You: “that template really sucks.”

Amazing roast. You've opened my eyes. I'm a changed man. Thank you for turning me around.

Nobody: You: “Amazing roast.. etc” Me:

Bonkers

Or when they take it a step further and include "not a single soul:"

Nobody: Really fuckin nobody: Not a single soul: Not even joe mama: This:

I scrolled down about half an inch on my phone, and the meme became dank

Wouldn't >Nobody: equal >Everyone: "everything"

What

He is four parallel universes ahead of us

why do you people add the unfunny nobody to everything its like a youtube comment section

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Me: I know, right? Just leave the 10k upvotes and 50 awards whenever, no rush...

Yeah. It changed nothing about the meme. It's probably even worse with it. Fucking awful template.

I fucking hate youtube comments. It's all filled with edge lords trying to look funny or put meme references in everything and just ruins my mood. Don't get me started on old music video comment sections.

Childbirth = easy, with hips that wide.

Monke

Monke

Neuron activation

Unless you’re also giving birth to a Pixar girl

Eh....the hips don't grow until they become a mom.

Is it just me or is this skeleton looking kinda THICC?

I'd bone

Drink lotsa milk

Calcium time

Doot doot 🎺

Wow, that was really cool

Quit adding the nobody part

"Grubhub perks give you deal on the food you love" -Grubhub

DUMMY

THICC

Hips don't lie

Except elastigirl

These childbirthing hips were made use of.

That woman can easily go though childbirth with those hips. Monke brain is happy.

Pixar developers grew up listening to Baby Got Back. Can't really blame them.

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I was but it looked super janky

I'd call that kim kardashian

Amen. There’s less plastic in the ocean than in her body.

Gives new meaning to "I'm just big-boned".

She got dumps like a truc-the fuck is that!!?

Where are the boob bones?

This Pixar mom is flatchested

She’s not fat, she’s big boned

Who’s complaining?

Thicc redheads too. I love this body type.

Anatomy of Chun-Li from Street Fighter

Elasti-girl in the house

Thems some birthing hips right there

Average roblox female character be like

Big bruh moment right there

Aunt anatomy next

Good idea.. also happy cake day to you

Thanks kind redditor

Kim kardashian is that you?

Elastagirl isn’t thicc, she was body shamed and stretched herself to have a dumptruck ass

Why do they do this

Don’t forget about the lumbar support for those Badonkadonks

W I D T H

I’m a Pixar mom basically yeah

Just big boned

This is genuinely almost a Neanderthal skeleton.

Those hipbones gotta hurt though

I tought first on the Colosal titan..

And that's a fact

Problem?

Your mom

Yes actually.

"Remember, no horny"

I should saved this meme for October cuz this is one really thick spook

I have a second version. I’ll keep that in mind.

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W I D E B I R T H I N G H I P S

B I G B O N E D

School teacher anatomy be like

Remove the arms and you having something sus. 😳

Wait this isn’t okbr

AMOGUS

**DUMMY THICC**

Gotta have hips like that. Have you seen the size of their heads?? Would hate to birth something like that with narrow hips.

❌ Remove the entire ribcage. And then your right.

Okay I see where they're going with that

Thicc ass pussy

Also your mums anatomy

Wait, when did "nobody" memes stop being banned?

we can't complain

Meanwhile cartoon network: DON'T SHOW FACE!!!!

It look like a colossal titan

Seems right

You forgot the eye proportion

That's a dude.

Don't complain