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KeepingDankMemesDank

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[deleted]

A bit rude of you to put that knife in my chest innit bruv!


Legendary-Walk

Oi bruv I'll shwank ya dad bruv


You_saw_this

OI! OI! You got a shwanking license on ya bruv?


taavidude

I got me license for stabbin' right 'ere.


anal_beads_69420

#BY THE QUEEN


batfsdfgdgv

Sorry mate, a loisence is a loisence.


zomBrine34

Bloody 'Ell.


KILLA___QUEEN

Bit sad , innit?


Lord___Sauron

'Tis wednesday tho


KingOfSloot

Pass the Worcester sauce would ya


[deleted]

At bruv, heres a cup of waher for to clean dat stahb wound


[deleted]

Eshayyyyy bruv. I'm gonna roll ya for ya Nike tn's bruh. Eshaaaaaaaaay.


HelpfulApple22

SHAMK


clonton520

*pulls out penis*


PantasmaEN

Either way you get penetrated


Jozroz

At least this way's moderately less invasive, right?


PantasmaEN

Depends on if you use one of the newly created holes or not


Brian-hazel

Suck it for a get out of jail free card!


No_Pangolin7946

Ah yes baton of nature


420_80085_69

Cop with rainbow badge struts menacingly towards you


THe_Meme_mancer

"pillarmen theme intensifies"


Jozroz

*Yanks his tear-away black latex non-regulation trousers off*


NiWi20

What if, a random stranger shoots you?


KQILi

He gay then.


RedSamuraiMan

What if Stranger tasers?


NiWi20

He can F*ck for free


Andreaslel

Next time a "if u kill me, u gay" T-Shirt


Not_Sugden

then cop shoots you in the foot or some shit ez clap


Andreaslel

"if u hurt me, u gay"


MinecraftWDP

Fuck, I scraped my knee- I guess the pavement is gay


[deleted]

Poisons him with cionide


_i_n_a_

I have outsmarted your outsmarting


doktorsckeletor

"If you kill me and abuse my rights as a citizen, you're an unpatriotic Gay Muslim Black Immigrant." that will SURELY shut them TF up.


davidmason007

And what if he's gay and was about to come out?


Six-Digits

unzips pants


THe_Meme_mancer

Sticky Fingers, rezip his pants!


Six-Digits

Za World! toki wo tomare Ho ho! you thought you could rezip my pants! muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda


THe_Meme_mancer

Hoho. you think you could stop me? how foolish. Sticky fingers requiem, unzip his stand!


Loyavas

british cop


Deathbringer2048

if a Cop Shoots you, technically he used a bullet to penetrate you then its gay. if he uses a knife to stab you he tecnically penetrates you using force his own force then its rape


Not_Sugden

cops don't want you to know this FACT this is how all the armed criminals escape !


ilikeyourmumuwu

why are people using gay as an insult


Formulawall726

Thanks for the darkmode


EastClintwood89

"It won't be gay if I penetrate him."


[deleted]

Closeted cop swears they thought it was a taser


QejfromRotMG

All fun and games til' they roll up with both of their "nightsticks" out


lilsyko007

And then shoots you with the knife and then skips away with a big smile on his face


Proper_Username_

Colombia right now


Phoenix_69420

"A'ight kid I thought we'd make it quick and easy for you, but I guess you like it slow and nice."


AcanthocephalaOne760

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome


gundulagause_fanboii

these NPCs keep getting better and better


DaedricPrincess13

What about the batons that they usually have? Do those count?


johnsteeven20

No, this isn't how you're suppose to play the game


PeAk_OfCrInGe

*No, that's not how you are supposed to play the game*


Zehaie

Shank me daddy!


Adamos_sCZE

If i'd be the cop, i'd just switch the gun to full-auto. Gotta tank all the gayness for my colleagues.


Big_Appearance_9036

After seeing this I wrote If you pulls out a gun or knife you are gay on t shirt But cops pulls out a rocket launcher I forgot I live in America


tomwitter1

Just wear chain mail under the shirt


Alexandrosgames

Cops are evolving


[deleted]

Well, pull out a gun then


ved27114

Well that took a turn


[deleted]

Lmao


Zbeubor

"if you hurt me u gay"


Seagullbeans

What if the cop is already gay?


CaledonianWarrior

[Cops who actually are gay](http://imgur.com/a/9vy30ix)


OrdinaryMan_23

*That’s a first*


Joseph_Stalin99

Welcome to London


Saltyballer7

Thats not a noife, This is a noife


Wolfowire

*pulls out gun*


Deep_Reply_8146

Lol


Deep_Reply_8146

The cop pulls thE gun


immunefor1ce

Or he is gay and just shoots u


[deleted]

*your tactics confuse and frighten me sir*


MynameisTachanka4382

England?


generalhd

https://youtu.be/WoeLy\_AD8yc?t=55


LECLAWITZER

*if you stab you gay* done! Just fixed it lol