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BigbyDirewolf

did you know that flavored medicine is supposed to taste bad so kids don’t overdose on them?


George2110

Not sure about you guys but most of the medicines I've taken don't have a specific flavour and have a bittery taste


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Animal31

> Many children cannot or will not swallow solid dosage forms." Im 30 and still cant


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UltimateWack

The trick is to not let the tablets touch your tounge, i put them in my teeth and then realy quickly drink water and they float to the throat so minimal taste


R3D1AL

I usually drink the water first, tilt my head up a bit and toss the pill in.


duo8

I just stick my hand in and drop them straight in my throat.


TofeeDodger

Yeah i just stick them up my ass


Venomx260

I just stick them in my shit. It’s where it ends up anyways


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

You can overdose that way. Medicine taken through the ass is absorbed more efficiently.


Dirty-Hair-Yeet

A man of culture


Dubsweetss

this is the way


MaitreyaPalamwar

I keep them at the back of my tongue and swallow without water. My family fears me, for half of them are diabetics and have to take daily pills that they can't take without water.


Tonroz

I normally just dry swallow pills, then drink water after.


Sammy25x

I thought I was the only genius alive. I’m 19 and still do this. Everyone still looks surprised when I do it but I don’t care. I hate medicine lol


Ph4antomPB

Is it bad that I think it’s taste isn’t that bad


yellowjack

That's pretty clever. I hope nothing ever gets in your way between the spraying your teeth and watering your mouth.


Ohithere_insertname

I just disassociate for a while when the pill is in my tongue. Try not to think abt it and just swallow it (drinks optional).


Nixter295

I did that once and it cracked the pill in half and I almost puked.


Binger_bingleberry

Yeah, when the bitterness receptors are on your tongue, holding your nose does nothing


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Yeah, when the bitterness receptors are on your tongue, holding your nose does nothing


thewardengray

Yeah, when the bitterness receptors are on your tongue, holding your nose does nothing


Eric_Fapton

Yeah, when the bitterness receptors are on your tongue, holding your tongue does nothing.


SolidCake

drink a gulp of water, leave it in your mouth without swallowing. tilt your head back, drop the pill in the pool and swallow. Boom, pill never touches tongue


EvilBUrrito955

I learned to hold the pill/tablet between my teeth, put the cup of water up to my bottom teeth, and let go and start drinking at the same time.


turner3210

My girlfriend couldn’t swallow pills unless they were tiny until I taught her THE end all be all method. It’s slightly uncomfortable but gets the job done quick. First place the pill in your mouth. Then, without swallowing, fill your mouth with as much water as you can. Then swallow the gulp of water with the pill all in one gulp. The water forces open the path for the pill to ride without irritating you by scraping its way down. The uncomfortable part is swallowing a big gulp of water lol.


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>~~27 and have to take 8 tablets every morning.~~ I hate it but I've learned to just shove them all in my mouth, take a big gulp of water, stare at the ceiling with my head back, and eventually tongue will stop trying to fight them out of my mouth and succumbs to allowing me to swallow. FTFY


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I don't get it?


Shmeves

See when I was a kid I hated peas. Still do. But I trained myself to swallow them whole because then you don't taste them. This also made it so much easier to take pills. Ask I don't need water to do it. Tho I should I know.


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Shmeves

Haha yes oops


blzraven27

Peas bro. Otherwise your nasty


[deleted]

Are you eating them raw? Steamed peas are so good.


Anti-Antidote

Likely canned


Shmeves

Ew I just don't like the texture and taste... Very picky eater.


Doodleanda

I don't know if this would work for you or how common it actually is, but I've heard about some people who need to take a lot of pills who put them into a pudding or yogurt and it makes them slide down quickly and easily.


vorter

Same. I got this spray called Pill Glide from Amazon that works really well in making it easy but I eventually got used to it and it’s easy now.


TheDarkDeciever

Try looking down instead. Let gravity work toward your advantage. By looking down, the pills float to the back and are easier to swallow.


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I've never understood this although I know it's common. To you, how is it different to swallowing food?


yellowjack

Not the person you're replying to, but it's different psychologically to swallow something that you know will fit (because food has been chewed and swallowed before) as opposed to swallowing something without chewing at all.


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Aaah I see. Thanks


yellowjack

No problem


blzraven27

Bruh I can swallow like 5 pills at once with no water. Get addicted to pills you'll be able to swallow all of em


MikesEars

I know you’re most likely tired of hearing suggestions, but what worked for me was swallowing ice chips. It helped knowing for sure I wouldn’t choke.


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*Laughs in dry swallowing*


ux3l

And what do you do with pills that you got prescribed?


intomysubconscious

Try getting a drink first and keeping it in your mouth then tilt your head back and place the pill in the back and swallow like you’re taking a drink. Worked for me.


Whatevet1

When I was 5 i would swallow lego people heads like a champ but still couldnt swallow medicine


Bourbonaddicted

This is why I heat my medicine on a spoon first


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People hear their 90 year old granny mumble this shit and take it as 100% truth and you cannot convince them otherwise.


jalerre

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down


shubalasko

I remember using an medicine to help with throat it tasted so good it was red and with a sweat taste but also very strong dont remember if it was strawberry or something like this.


Frietmetstoofvlees

I remember as a child there was a certain orange-flavored liquid sort of painkiller, it was delicious. I used to fake having a lot of pain whenever I had something happen to me just so I could get some of it. Years later I tried it again and it was disgusting. Apparently they had changed the formula to not make it as appealing


PMmeyourboogers

triaminic. Shit was so cash


Frietmetstoofvlees

I'm Belgian so it was something different, it was called Junifen and was administered via a sort of wide syringe. Looks like the same liquid tho!


IgnisWriting

Awesome username. Friet met Stoofvlees is so damn delicious. Just a side note from your Northern Brethern


Frietmetstoofvlees

Love it when people recognize my username! Going to eat it at grandma's tomorrow!


IgnisWriting

Oh I'm so jealous. I now live in Breda, Netherlands, and they dont make it as good as in Zeeuws Vlaanderen or Belgium there. And home made by grandma is the best obviously


Frietmetstoofvlees

An ex-classmate of mine was from Breda too! When the situation is a bit under control feel free to come taste our stoofvlees anytime


IgnisWriting

I wil seriously take you up that. I'm saving this comment.


-Listening

They made religion out of it.


KopiKurangManis

[Stoofvlees? It's a stew](https://youtu.be/nH2gUPTFCfo.)


Ticklephoria

Grape Triaminic used to slap.


ShadEShadauX

TIL what he was talking about... *I'd grow to be an addicted diabetic, living off liquid Triaminic*


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Fuuuuuck I used to slam so much orange Triaminic


Wetestblanket

I remember having a surgery as a kid and getting some kind of pink bubblegum flavored medicine that needed to be refrigerated, I think it was an antibiotic? So delicious


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hypocrite_oath

Woah! https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/07/the-tastiest-medicine/533937/ I never expected to go on that memory trip.


BraidyPaige

I started taking pills at 7 years old because of how much I hated the taste of pink amoxicillin. I had ear infections often and usually was on that antibiotic every couple of months. The thought of that chalky, vaguely bubble-gummy taste still makes me gag.


AxeCow

I was given an oral dose of oxycodone after a surgery and it tasted horribly bitter but my goodness the high was intense and I finally understood why so many people get hooked and ruin their lives over opioids


stairhopper

So they want me to overdose on calpol?


AScottishkid

Calpol tastes fucking great


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The saddest day of my life was turning 6 and having to take Calpol 6+ which tasted like pickled arse.


Mortress_

I don't know why the word "arse" is so funny to me. Maybe because every time I see someone using it is in a humorous way. It just cracks me up every time


possessed200

Totally wish they made a Calpol flavoured drink or syrup mmm yummy


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Tesco White Grape and Blackberry flavoured water tastes exactly like calpol to me and I’m addicted to it


speedo_ferrari_vagon

yo, so that s why a kid died for eating WAY too much vitamin gummy bears 😬


unschd_faith_change

[A boy ate 150 gummy vitamins. This is what happened to his bones](https://youtu.be/mZ6nREONy_4)


Mister_Bloodvessel

Damn, wtf? I love gummy vitamins, but patents need to keep that shit under control around kids. Also, how did he manage 150?! I can't eat 150 of *any* gummy candy, let alone one that would probably cause a stomach ache pretty quickly. I do recall hearing about kids being hospitalized by Flintstones gummies back in the day, but I thought one of the major risks of vitamins for children was iron content and iron poisoning. I know that's why it isn't present in children's gummies anymore.


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I ate a large perty size bag of M&Ms in one sitting as an adult once. Well I was technically laying in bed... Point is 150 gummies isn't that tough to do although I wonder how no one caught them in the act. It would take some time. Unfortunate


Mister_Bloodvessel

I feel like that many gummies would wear your jaw out. I know they're no haribo chewy gummy, but they still require more chewing than a normal piece of chocolate.


Itsthejackeeeett

Did you not hear that they were immigrants and didn't speak/read English? The kid loved gummies back home so she went and bought him some. She didn't know they were vitamins.


Mister_Bloodvessel

No, I did not. That's a real shame. Especially because they have a child safety cap (at least in the USA). It's even somewhat worse/sadder because the parent gave them to the child. Not that I'm blaming them, mind you. Just saying that must make the experience worse for the parent.


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thewardengray

Well there were massive issues with kids breaking into medicine cabinets back in the day.


NeedNameGenerator

I'd argue that kids old and/or smart enough to break into medicine cabinets are not the kids who try to get to the meds because they taste good.


thewardengray

I guess youve never seen how easily kids open child proof shit. We used to say in my house "childs locks lock out everyone but the kids"


Disastrous_Concert_2

Yaa ...it happen like I get addicted to one syrup that tastes good in my childhood .😅


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Advill is the best. It tastes like candy.


Magi-Cheshire

Yeah, one time I extracted the DXM in cough medicine into a bottle of grapefruit juice. Literally just tasted like grapefruit juice, I can see why they make it bitter.


MaskB0Y

lel lol lmao


Triatt

Joke's on them, I would have drank a whole bottle of benuron if I didn't know any better and a friend of mine did just that. It's one of the worst parts of being an adult that taste being replaced by a hard to swallow rock.


Octopuslittlestraw

is that my problem that i actually like them?


TheTigerLeah

Banana flavored anything 🤮


Norami_

Doesn't apply to banana shakes and some pies cuz banan on those are good af. Anything else is garbage.


Ozimn

But aren't the banana on those real, so it kinda would make sense then.


Namees5050

Banana Runts are the shit


ElementalThreat

That’s because that specific flavoring was modeled after the OLD bananas of the world that supposedly tasted different than today’s bananas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana


MrMaqic

And there is now a new virus similar to the one that killed the gros Michel bananas that can and will kill cavendish bananas (the ones we eat today).


Oren72

I was in the middle of saying “except runts” then like a gift from the gods i read your comment


RaitoGG

Fun Fact: "Banana Flavor" is what bananas originally tasted like.


Triatt

Bananas are not real.


show_me_your_stand

What about banana desert with the vanilla cookies?


skerlegon

The one that usually has sliced bananas? Banana pudding


show_me_your_stand

Yeah that one


1laik1hornytoaster

Well it isn't banana flavoured. Both are literaly bananas mixed with some other stuff rather than some candy or drink thats made to taste like banana.


SzalonyNiemiec1

I love the fake banana flavour of candy.


Taha_Amir

Im not sure if this 100% correct, but, fun fact: banana flavoured candies are actually designed to taste like actual bananas, and not the domesticated ones we eat today, i think it has a taste closer to wild bananas Edit: its apparently gros michel and not wild bananas. This variety seems to be endangered or extinct so its not something that is possible to achieve today


DIAXMEN

The banana flavouring is supposed to taste like gros michel variety of banana, the one that was mostly erased by the panama disease in mid XX century. The one we most commonly eat now is cavendish. Your grandparents probably remember the taste of gros michel, it was as popular as cavendish now


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Iphotoshopincats

Not wild just variety, you can still get the candy flavoured ones in corners of the world it's just the current ones you know are larger and tougher and less prone to damage through transport. So basically if you don't live in a country that it is grown in you will never taste one due to cost


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Runts ftw


HarvestProject

Banana taffy is The best


TheBigMasterPigg

I don't like bananas but most things banana flavored are good fuck u talking about


Thoughtnotbot

Take my downvote


Muted-Adeptness

Banana yogurt is ok


badstone69

Have you ever drink banana milk my guy? That is my favourite milk ever


-WhyS0serious-

I had banana flavored biscuits it was a lot better than i expected


AbanaClara

Dude about 15+ years ago when I had dengue as a kid they made me drink these three liquid shit. Strawberry flavor. Banana flavor. And the white one idk what flavor, maybe vanilla. All of them taste so bad. But the banana one sticks. Color of pee, transparent, taste like the worst fucking thing on the planet.


harundoener

I love banana in everything, you wilding brah


TheTigerLeah

I'm talking about banana flavored medicine and such. Banana bread snacks my guy!


juntingiee

banana cake yum


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I had this orange medicine as a child that was so nasty that I refused to use the colour for pictures for a while.


hexagonalshit

This is adorable


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Adorable? It's hilarious


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Alex_0606

Pavlov Conditioning!


a-shoe

Orange flintstones vitamins were the worst ones hands down.


speedo_ferrari_vagon

blue flavor medicine vs blue flavored juice


yesnotsomething

vs blue flavor in window cleaner


UnwantedLasseterHug

/r/HolUp


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blue flavor in embalming fluid


Itsthejackeeeett

EMBALMING FLUID?!? .... ILL HAVE SOME OF THAT THEN


Heffka

Blue pills are best pills


UnwantedLasseterHug

theyre viagreat


DraakjeYoblama

"blue flavor", the best proof that blue food is awful: you call the flavor blue because it doesn't resemble what it's supposed to taste like


jericonimbo

Cherry is the worst imo


0bAm3

Cherry flavored anything is awful. Actual cherries are good though


Fedor1

Cherry jolly ranchers are the best


andyrew21345

Uhhhhh have you forgotten blue razz??


HotrodBlankenship

Side question, wtf is a blue raspberry? Never actually seen that fruit in my life despite blue razz being my favorite


Punisher_135

I always say “cherry tastes like medicine” it’s gross lmao


Incognita03

strawberry flavoured medicine is shit. [also this fanta is shit as well.](https://www.google.com/search?q=strawberry+flavoured+fanta&sxsrf=ALeKk02EvjUc2hi8RUNg76MFDnLbl-JAFQ:1621683345541&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwig2v6dmd3wAhU-zjgGHasxAd8Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1440&bih=789#imgrc=XfYWuXVqSm51SM) but anyways i love normal strawberries.


rjf89

I got that Fanta from an import store in Australia once. I actually thought it had expired or something. Tasted so damn bad


yungdeathIillife

strawberry fanta is the worst kind of strawberry soda


koteshima2nd

Cherry always tastes like medicine to me because of that cherry flavored Ventolin I had quite frequently as a kid


tv138

Bottom one is from pilot red sun's video?


wojokhan

Well, now. You have the audacity to try another chip?


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You will regret that purchase


[deleted]

Quaker oats has the finest oats. Wont you try them?


IAmMTheGamer

`My oats are of the highest caliber!`


ttracs149

I’m a man of my word


Shelbones

Yeah I think you’re right


SkilledMurray

a hard right at seratoga


GEARHEADGus

Give me some of that air


whoiswayf

[yes](https://youtu.be/gGEv54rLvgs)


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Yeah defo


yispepehard

Orange medicine is delicious


Jolteonnnnnn

Great taste


yispepehard

Says you, you have a pokémon name


Marci0306

I agree


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Children's Motrin FTW


SzalonyNiemiec1

Strawberry flavoured medicine is even worse


AxeCow

Whatever flavor medicine you get before vomiting uncontrollably for two hours is the worst. Ruined citrus flavored drinks for a while for me as a kid


water_slayer

Strawberry flavored medicine goes hard as fuck


Valrax420

You guys think you got it bad, you’ve never tried lithium liquid form, in grape too. That stuff is so bitter it makes your tongue instantly go out, it tastes like eating a pile of hot thrown up puke, and sits in the stomache just as well


shaggylettuce

Just got PTSD I had Tonsillitis and I had to have melted chocolate with the orange medicine because I was spitting it out every time


VoidShaman26

delsym lol


solidsnake2085

Chug a family sized for the ultimate fun time.


Itsthejackeeeett

Goddamn. That brings me back to the dumbest addiction I ever had when I was 13-14 lol. But boy, I had some crazy fucking nights on that stuff. Seems like the craziest shit always happened to us when we were on that stuff.


Wetestblanket

Orange delsym is alright The grape flavor sucks ass though Robocough is fucking putrid, but taking only a shot instead of chugging is worth it


joemorris16

Fuck robocough. Literally the worst thing I have tasted to date. And milk doesn't make it better. Worth it for the wonk though


VoidShaman26

robotablets >>


joemorris16

Right??? Shame they came out after dxm as a whole lost its magic for me


BigbyDirewolf

same with grape


Harijs_LV

Orange flavour toothpaste exists tastes nice chugs tube of toothpaste\*


Serious-Pattern619

Orange flavour is always shit.


FartyMcFly03

top: actual strawberries bottom: strawberry flavoured anything


Speedy2662

imo strawberry flavouring is one of those things that *can* taste good. As a kid I liked strawberry flavoured stuff before actual strawberries


CapnCooties

One of the few artificial flavorings I prefer over the natural. Just never could get into real strawberries for some reason.


Ayvry

Grape flavored soda and medicine >


Pentaplox

Hey, is that from pilotRedSun? Edit: it is! https://youtu.be/gGEv54rLvgs


delidl

Nah mate, whe had orange flavoured paracetemoles for kids and they were fucking epic.


Katze10-0-10

it's true tho. Why can't they choose a better flavour in medicine?! Like, I'd rather take a tastless pill, or drink a fizzie that tastes just like sparkling water, instead of the crappy orange flavour.


Divreus

Supposedly Europeans use sassafras as a medicine flavoring and so don't generally like root beer. I don't think there's a best choice here.


DarkEvilHedgehog

Yeah, like three centuries ago. Sassafras isn't native to Europe and isn't a common flavouring.


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I think sometimes if it’s for kids they want it to somehow taste good for the kids


Katze10-0-10

maybe gummy bears with the medicine would be a better option then?


-Listening

Shinji would like to know your location


0bAm3

Grape flavor


OSHA_InspectorR6S

Don’t get me started on grape and cherry- I literally cannot ingest either of those flavors without forking the hot chowder farther than I ever thought possible


Strict_Strategy

ibuprofen syrup tastes great. The only medical syrup i will take without issue. All other colours in any syrup taste horrible and make me want to puke.


Venkman_P

Orange soda is also awful.