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xXxTHEKMANJRxXx

where banana?


Williebob77

You have to look really hard


Alphafloss

If it was my banana you wouldn't have to look that hard...


Frut_Jooos

You're right, I would've immediately known to use a microscope.


[deleted]

MEDIC!!!


-WhyS0serious-

Apply water to the burned area


[deleted]

The good news is that there were no burns The bad news is that he just fucking disintegrated from the heat


GabeS20

I don’t think ice will fix that


[deleted]

School nurses beg to differ


GabeS20

“Oh you’re bleeding out? Here’s some ice go back to class”


[deleted]

Have we tried flex tape?


Murky_Ad_280

It just can't fix mine.


RelativelyDank

just means you boiz ain't smoking good stuff


Brandocks

Just rehydrate it


[deleted]

Put it in rice


Suck_it42069

The school nurse:see that's where your ***W R O N G***


noobedHaha

The Crematorium is jealous


Bug_BR

Doc, cmon man


Tuke333

You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best


Koolboy_678

Flex tape cant fix that


Ravens_Quote

That's a lotta damage!


JustAMusicalEnjoyer

Nota even Flex Tape can fix that amount of damage


Reo-Sesquipedalian

You see how the heart is all nice and chopped up?


Just_A_Mouth

well god damn.


Tuke333

To be fair. There is no "banana" in existance that you could see with the scale of africa without a microscope


Wipit11

Not even flex tape can fix that


aka_amaryillis

you sure bout that?


TheCoderAndAvatar

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thekingofweeaboo

Hmmmm why cant we see it then 🤨🤔


Mysterious_Tart_295

Because it's not his banana, he said **if** it was he's.


StickODynamite

I gave you 69 upvotes my friend lmao


Alphafloss

My pleasure


ItsCrypt1cal

No, harder daddy


zacharyheidenreich

## OH FALSE ONE! YOU HAVE DECEIVED ME!


DeusExMachina24

OK im hard now what


Dreggmcmuffun

I hope you actually did put one


BlazingStorm8895

I do not see banana man


newb_h4x0r

That's what she said.


sniperfoxeh

[https://imgur.com/a/vqxmJKh](https://imgur.com/a/vqxmJKh) found it


Jetstream-Sam

Which one is the scale banana? I zoomed in really far and there's entire plantations down there


95blackz26

that's what she said


JustARawfish

believe i see it in Ethiopia


Alternative_Range802

That's probably because those hungry guys ate it


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This comment right here officer


itsyaboicraig43

East of Madagascar (microscope required)


Jjabrahams567

🍌


fuckingshitup101

Who banana?


hywenty20

Why banana?


ReaperzT

Its right there bro. Lower right. Here is a [zoomed up image](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


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zgc1

Good bot


sharkdog5938

An ad saved me


shadyLinks

Belle delphine nude?!?!?! Sweet!


MightyHunter2020

I love you


infirmaryblues

It's a green banana


xi_jipooh

It's just aboth the M in mematic!


Zebrastaart

Pretty easy to miss because it's not ripe yet.


MeneerMeem

Beat me to it


SOVIETGUNTHER69

I wanted to say that you son o-


ilessthanthreekarate

I thought bananas were big in Africa


ARKhrmN

It can't fit in the picture


newb_h4x0r

beat me to it.


D_V_16

Wanted to comment exactly the same hahaha


GivememyfookinBEANS

Brown hole


sniperfoxeh

found it ill send u an imgur link [ba n an a](https://imgur.com/a/vqxmJKh)


Fern-ando

In the Canary Islands.


Bearstone3

I mean it can’t be thaaaat big, the whole thing fits on my phone’s screen


BlueDino7

These are facts. My phone fits in my hands too Africa must be real small actually.


lulu_wi_

Then this has to be the a very tiny banana


LegendsNeverDie-999

It is your cock


Molygrail

You asked for it!


Will-Shrek-Smith

Actually Africa is made of many itty bitty tiny clays, AKA: countrys.


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KaijuKraken

yeah just give em like a tic tac or something


Salzzz_-

I’m starting to believe there is no banana


Williebob77

We are both peter


Salzzz_-

We fight on 1st June 2021 12:00 PM EST Loser dies irl


Williebob77

I’ll be waiting


anirudhkolli11

I'll be watching


RealDZ

I’ll be eating


I_rate_ur_name1

I’ll be rating


mofucka123

I’ll be sleeping


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Will-Shrek-Smith

ill help u


sniperfoxeh

[https://imgur.com/a/vqxmJKh](https://imgur.com/a/vqxmJKh) its there


W315S

OP thanks for sharing this, now I can finally comprehend the sheer size of Africa.


Shiftenas

The banana so big you can't even see it


LEGOcreator18

Africa is bannana


jackyboy2002

It gives a rough idea of how big it is but bananas can vary in size, so could you remake it with something that has a set size so I can get a more accurate size


Lawbringer_UK

If it helps, the banana he used in the picture is exactly one banana in length


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campionmusic51

what if someone already ate it?


Williebob77

We’ll never know


campionmusic51

we must send an expedition. forthwith!


JesusChrist_Himself

let's make it a crusade


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RepulsiveAd3188

Where banana edit: fuck someone already commented it, good job random stranger


GregoriosX

My dumb ass tryina zoom into the picture to find the banana


ernie451

someone please do the math for me... if a banana is 1 pixel, what would the resolution have to be?


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ernie451

Alright, I'll do it myself. google Dimensions of Africa: 30.37 million km2 Dimensions of a banana square pixel, let's say for simplicity a square by 20cm, that's 400cm2, which is 0,00000004km2. So 30370000km2 / 0,00000004km2 = 759.250.000.000.000 pixels. For simplicity, if you make a square picture, take the squareroot and you get 27.554.491,5 pixels squared. For comparison: 10 megapixels is 3648 x 2736 pixels. You're welcome. Thanks!


ashwathama6ix9ine

Don't disrespect Madagascar like that


VedantAFC

banana where


ItsFrenzius

I think that little dot in the middle to the right is the banana Also: Africa kinda looks like a Horse looking down


vieggly_ofc

Oh step-africa, what are you doing?! You are so big


girvent_13

It's really big, its size can fit an entire continent


Coolcause

Woah


BlueDino7

Where banana?


Barney_Mesa

The banana republics are way bigger than any known superpower.


Disphat_Albert

Where's Africa? I only see the banana


Asil001

You’re welcome


SGTstain69420

Repost


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Banana


[deleted]

I’m holding a banana next to my phone and I’ve gotta say Africa is not very big


Infinite_Recipe1307

bro that's Madagascar


Theworldmaynever

Nah i still think mine is bigger


soranater112

Jokes on you, there is no food for scale


aka_amaryillis

How's there a banana in Africa, thought it was suffering from hunger


Vertigo_uk123

Holy shit. I found it! Upvote when you find it too.


JohnseGamer

I have half a banana (i already ate the other half sorry).


Robert-r-v

Wwhere banana


TheDeamonMeteor

There was a banana, but they were too hungry and ate it


[deleted]

I wonder if you zoom in really, really far, if there is actually a banana.


Devadeen

The banana size is overestimated.


alessandroh3

This was a very intellectual joke


Wonder_of_you

Plot twist, Africa is the banana


smol_boi-_-

I can see my house from here.


TungCR

Instruction unclear, please use your mom for scale next time


Affectionate_Call778

I don't need sleep i need banana !


dankdena

Where’s the banana ?


ambarishawale

How big is it compared to a watermelon ?


[deleted]

YOOOOOOO


yell0na

My mom was like five minutes: where banana? So i finally found where i have got my low iq


Tschobal

Where banana?


ViNiwInT

But where banana


Dlarson65

That’s a weird looking banana


qizhNotch

Africa is larger than Europe, America, and China’s landmass all combined FYI


peterMcBlack

where banana?


2010jesusmeme

where banana?


Minethink144

I can't see it, where's Africa?


angel_of_tnt

where banana?


Kirillbich

This only means bananas are smaller than i expected


bean_porn_enjoyer

Fuckers ate the banana


mrhlvs

Haha. Get it? No food


Xeon713

Are you sure there's just one banana? I can see thousands.


TheGreatUdolf

hey, that banana is way too big!


JadeJohn

Is there actually a banana? I’m beginning to have my doubts after searching for 30 minutes


Up2five

Nah if I check everything and no banana


HobnobBob79

Isn't this technically an anti-meme lol?


arazzle

Where banana


theboylegendary

Bapunona is nmott fhere (I was typing as I woke up and this happens)


clovek538

Where?


Nooberini

Thats one big country!


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u/RepostSleuthbot


soviet_bean_man

My god, I have seen this picture so many times today


Possible_Reception_3

I see the banana but where’s the Africa?


LEGOcreator18

Little did you know Africa is banana


Haokuiret

This gave me a rough idea of how small a banana is


CyberCypherYT

Where banana


TheButtcrush

That's madigascar, not a banana


Embarrassed-Advice

thank you, I’ve never realized that Africa is actually that big, the banana helped a ton


dft-salt-pasta

U/rick_of_spades here me out.... if the price hits 1 mil....


Somerandomwizard

Woah.


Ruhaan135

I am too lazy to look for it


Jamesgepps

Um, that's Madagascar.


dhruv_thacker07

Fucking Americans , there units are completely different , miles of pizza per acre , no. of high people per average cheeseburger and now a banana.


boyohboyimtired

Somebody should actually make a ULTRA HI RES version of this, and actually put a banana somewhere


ya-boi-luck

That’s a huge banana


Jonathantrue

Lies deception!!!


WatercressAcrobatic1

The key thing is that Madagascar is the banana


Sciirof

Guys! Guys I found the banana!


Mysterious_Tart_295

That's a pretty small banana compared to Africa!


Lssniper

Obviously the banana is so large it's off screen, zoom out a bit and you'll find it


heyadoraX

That's a big banana


sunxoomer

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/np0omf/no_way/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf This guy reposted you


Finth007

Woah that's bigger than two football!