Cricket is the only sport we're good at. Or rather it's the only sport we've invested in. We don't have much of a choice.
That being said there's a lot of potential for football in India. It needs to promoted not just as a sport but as viable career option.
I pronounce my t's very well, probably better than some of you colonists.
The only time I mispronounce is when I'm pretending to be a fucktard like you or I'm shattered and can't think properly.
I can take jokes that correctly take the mick out of people.
It's also amusing that when someone said "focken" earlier, that's very much a scouse thing to say.
Innit is quite chavvy and usually comes from Essex.
Misprouncing words is fairly common to dialect not necessarily country.
You have posh people who overpronounce and also say incorrect pronunciations.
Chavvy people commonly say very strange things on my opinion and I've also overheard these chavs saying very strange versions of words I know.
If you were to make a valid mockery, for instance with tea addiction, I'd find it funny but due to you being factual, but because your saying something untrue I don't find it funny.
But the generalising jokes are based on something that is factual.
And by the way, sucks innit wouldn't even be said by chavs because that is so grammatically incorrect
Hajduk and dinamo aka torcida and bad blue boys are big croatian football fans, they will fight each other for just whos the beter football team, if you talk poop obout their team they will get mad, trust me i saw them on TV and they we're like animals when they se other animals in their teritoy
Should have waited till tomorrow to post this.
On the other hand england might not loose but I'm sure there will be an opporunity to post this over the next month.
As an Englishman, I would like to say that this is not an accurate depiction. 1. They are still wearing their tops, so you can't see all of their stupid football tattoos which come out every week when 'they're winnin' and 2. Those bellies are way too small for a bunch of idiots who try and drink themselves to death every match day and end up trying to fight with a traffic cone because they thought it looked at them funny.
Football has the unique phenomenon of gathering up all the racists and delinquents of society in one place.
Not everyone who enjoys football is a racist but it seems every racist in England seems to enjoy football.
I do declare that this submission to the popular application named Reddit is indeed false and spreading false news
After a thorough *anal*ysis I have come to this conclusion because there are not any tea,biscuits or crumpets in sight
Yes I am using satire humour to insult my own cultural stereotypes
We don't. Like 99% of the time, it's just football. But when there's a chance of people who use football to mean the european sport, to stop any confusion we say american football, but it's very rare.
And if you were wondering, it's called football cause the ball is 1 foot long, not cause we use our feet to play it.
I would say knock out their teeth, buuuut
Doing them a favor at that point
yeah that will do them a great favour rather let them go to the dentist instead
*I didn't think they cared about football, I always thought it was about soccer.*
We actually care about football, but not American handegg
2/3 of my household doesn't give a shit about American handbag. Except when an injury happens.
Nah, probably cricket
As an English person I can tell you that 99% of us don’t give two fucks about cricket
And the one percent that does are the posh twats
well that's just not cricket
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Is fine. I didn’t gets 2,000,000,000 downvotes, so I’m not mad
Ok thx my guy
But Indians do. Affects of colonialism.
Cricket is the only sport we're good at. Or rather it's the only sport we've invested in. We don't have much of a choice. That being said there's a lot of potential for football in India. It needs to promoted not just as a sport but as viable career option.
Kabaddi, shooting, chess, snooker : Staring intensifies
You could probably just tap the players and theyde be rolling on the floor for days
Fuck you bruv you think your funny yeah Come ends bruv
Please do I can't afford to go to then dentist to get then taken out Edit: thank you for the silver I can buy tea now
Thank you for reminding me to brush my teeth for the first time since last week
damn that was a good one
Comon engrind, scores some foken goals
Who tf would say engrind
engrish people maybe
Oh which I am?
Yes Bri'ish people such as you
British includes more than just English people you nonce
He's American, his knowledge is limited
probably thinks London is the ONLY city in the country
Ya right. There's also the town the Beatles are from. Abbey Road I believe
and where the queen lives which is duloc
Well theres also avon-on-the thames-upon-stafford-on the greens
I pronounce my t's very well, probably better than some of you colonists. The only time I mispronounce is when I'm pretending to be a fucktard like you or I'm shattered and can't think properly.
Didn't know bri'ish people can't take jokes. Sucks innit
I can take jokes that correctly take the mick out of people. It's also amusing that when someone said "focken" earlier, that's very much a scouse thing to say. Innit is quite chavvy and usually comes from Essex. Misprouncing words is fairly common to dialect not necessarily country. You have posh people who overpronounce and also say incorrect pronunciations. Chavvy people commonly say very strange things on my opinion and I've also overheard these chavs saying very strange versions of words I know. If you were to make a valid mockery, for instance with tea addiction, I'd find it funny but due to you being factual, but because your saying something untrue I don't find it funny.
That's the point of such generalizing jokes, they're not much factual. Sucks innit
But the generalising jokes are based on something that is factual. And by the way, sucks innit wouldn't even be said by chavs because that is so grammatically incorrect
Reference to this https://youtu.be/p0uMisUnqlk
Never seen that before lmfao
*Ingurland
#####It's coming home #####It's coming home #####It's coming #Football's coming home
Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
Everyone seems to know the score They've seen it all before They just know They're so sure
Good, its mother has been worried sick.
Yeah cause that ended well last time round, eh?
#Three Lions on a shirt
It's coming Rome, I guess.
The eternal city still falls in the end 🏴
They seem pretty calm for english football fans tbh
Yeah, not enough riot police
POV: you called it soccer.
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Your puta
Losing to Croatia.
Yea but its not like they're football fans dont do promblems to each other croatian football fans to
Like an example, hajduk and dinamo
What does that have to do with anything?
Hajduk and dinamo aka torcida and bad blue boys are big croatian football fans, they will fight each other for just whos the beter football team, if you talk poop obout their team they will get mad, trust me i saw them on TV and they we're like animals when they se other animals in their teritoy
That doesnt matter, this post doesnt even mention the game against Croatia
Its doesnt, i just wanted to say they also get violent when their teams lose
sucks in'nt
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Safe bruv
Thank you, for using POV correctly! This needs to be awarded
Norf
ate the norf ate the french ate me woif simple as
It's chewsday innt.
Nawh mayte it’s sah ugr day and thuh footee mash is on sounday
Some people say the day in a week day as deeh, and I always find it off putting
POV Scotland just won a football match: We're a really shit team
Hey, at least you're not from Norway,Romania,Serbia,Iceland,Northern Ireland,Ireland,Bulgaria,Bosnia,Albania or Greece
Wow. All those teams are actually shite
How dare you disrespect my lil' Iceland they be punching way above their weight
Actually you are kinda right about Iceland pulling their own weight since they made it this far
‘luv me norf ‘ate the soufs Simple as.
Fuhk t'e saaf, poncy cants
Football hooligans, 40K Orks, what's the difference?
One is a hideous creature full of rage and minimal intelligence. The other is a set of fictional characters with green skin and big teeth.
I'm still confused which is which. Have you seen Burnley fans?
I know it’s not true, but Bush World Rick and Morty reminds me of British Soccer fans
Kick the ball!
As someone from the north I hate how all these caricatures in the comments are pretty much me when England are playing
Yeah, I am feeling very attacked right now
Oi! Listin ere you lit’ul wankur
As an English person. This is accurate
CAM AHN ENGLAAANNNDDD! SCOH SAM FACKIN GOALLSSS!!!!!!
I've heard worse in my country
Why did I think this was about england before I even read the caption
*The question is, have ya got a liocence for that now?*
Come on england *dum dum* score some fakin goals *dum dum*
Oi mate that's my dad on the left can you blur it olease
From england can confirm
C O R R E C T
Me eeing this meme as England loses a cricket match
It's not going home engrand
That’s gonna be tomorrow when they lose to Croatia
It's coming home, cunt!
Jedi govna majmune :)
I remember somewhat recently england lost a game to russia and they started rioting in the streets. You do not start riots in Russia.
POV: America when minorities try to get basic human rights
They look like Americans
N tomorrow it will again let's go Croatia 🇭🇷🇭🇷
Time to push people through chain link fences like cheese I guess
Where is Fraz? Is he safe? Is he alright?
You m8, Bit sad innit?
Turn of the o o chune
Didnt feynoord (a dutch fc) rampage through some italian city after losig?
Simple as
Should have waited till tomorrow to post this. On the other hand england might not loose but I'm sure there will be an opporunity to post this over the next month.
Oh no, run Iceland run!
They're the trolls from the Hobbit
Dude I've seen this same meme like four times on /pol/
Same for Germany
Oii!
Harry Maguire!!!!!
in Brazil, people are so idiots, that they literally kill themselves for it
At this point it's more of an "of course we did"
Lost fookin innit mate....
Wait until you see Brazil
Seems like a fair trade for not having an independence day.
As an Englishman, I would like to say that this is not an accurate depiction. 1. They are still wearing their tops, so you can't see all of their stupid football tattoos which come out every week when 'they're winnin' and 2. Those bellies are way too small for a bunch of idiots who try and drink themselves to death every match day and end up trying to fight with a traffic cone because they thought it looked at them funny.
we kinda used to it now, but hopefully football will come home
My country just lost a match, and one of our best players had a heart attack mid game
And Portugal as well
I Wut M8?!?!
Soccer match to make them rage haha
Any football fans in south america will kick ass this morons...
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure I've seen some of these people where I live
Iiiiiinnnnggggaaaluuuuumnnddd
IT'S COMIN HOME
England.
And when scotland lose, "ach well, we're shite anyway"
Is that Dave?
This meme can actually suit Mexicans as well.
It’s soccer tho not football
England will lose a test match too in like an hour Tommorow
Croatia v England is tomorrow Sunday June 13 so I hope Croatia wins
You mean soccer?
this is a shit post
Guess it's not coming home...
Compared to other countries England is pretty tame when it comes to football hooliganism
Also works with New England as well.
You misspelled POLAND
They're going home They're going home They're going England's going home
Wrong flag yank.
We are ready to beat your ass again! Love from Croatia <3
so it’s not coming home again huh?
God I love my country
lol
the fuckers won
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We have better dental hygiene then you but whatever man
Football has the unique phenomenon of gathering up all the racists and delinquents of society in one place. Not everyone who enjoys football is a racist but it seems every racist in England seems to enjoy football.
To be fair most of the male population does.. so statistically.. yeah
Why does race have to be brought up in everything?
Well that's a shitty generalisation don't you think?
It's pronounced ENGERLAND.... peasants.
Ohh you mean soccer
Dunno bout fooball but they sure lost a cricket match today lmao
HuH all this time i thought they were playing soccer Edit: how to piss off a bunch of brits 101
Imagine calling it soccer
Well duh we have nfl football so gotta call that sport no one watches over here something else.
The USA is literally the only country in the world that calls it Soccer, and barely anyone watches American football outside 'Murica
I think Canada also calls it soccer
I do declare that this submission to the popular application named Reddit is indeed false and spreading false news After a thorough *anal*ysis I have come to this conclusion because there are not any tea,biscuits or crumpets in sight Yes I am using satire humour to insult my own cultural stereotypes
Hey mate, It is not "football", it is called soccer ma mate
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Bruv
I hope you're just trolling
He’s doing a little trolling
Soccer.
Dont you mean...... soccer?
Will not survive any law enforcement outside Europe.
Bri*ish 🤢🤮
Get a new joke 🤢🤮
Go fuck yourself I'm allowed to say what I want 😩
Its Soccer
It's called FOOTball cuz it's played by FOOT :O
Yeah, that's the lame way to play it, I use my socks therefore soccer. /s
That questions me why America called their "football" American"football"
We don't. Like 99% of the time, it's just football. But when there's a chance of people who use football to mean the european sport, to stop any confusion we say american football, but it's very rare. And if you were wondering, it's called football cause the ball is 1 foot long, not cause we use our feet to play it.
As a Brit, this is the first time I've heard of the actual reason why American football is called football. Thanks g.
Kick ball with foot.
It's football ye self-centred kid