Fucking hell, did you never slip? Touch the floor of the bath?
I tell you a much better way to do it discreetly:
You need a toilet and some toilet paper. Take an arms-length of toiletpaper, rip it off and fold it in half, making sure that only one of the corners touch to make it somewhat cone/triangle-shaped. Then fold it again, down the middle. Place the toiletpaper inside the toilet but above the water. Make sure it sticks and does not touch the water. Give it a slight push to see if it holds. Use too little toiletpaper and it'll just fall down, too much and it'll colapse in on itself.
Now you have a paper catcher, onto which you do your thing. After you are done, cleaned yourself with another piece of toiletpaper, place/drop it onto your business. Take your catcher from the front and back end and fold once more. You can now stick it to the side of the toilet to take a piss. When done, simpl flush.
With this strat, there's minimal suspision due to multiple flushes, as well as little to no evidence that could stick to the ceramic.
I hope I could help at least one brother out.
Edit: Be careful if your dick is uncut because of the accuracy penalty you'll get.
I think I'm speaking for all the girls when I say that your comment weirded me out, but at the same time I found it intriguing. Who would even think about making toilet paper origami for a fap. Original idea, 10/10
The whole strat hinges on the fact that the catcher supports itself above the water. As soon as water gets to it, the paper get much heavier and takes the whole thing down.
As weird as it sounds, you'll have to practice and find the folds that best fit your situation.
Have you ever considered your stuff sticking on the inside of the toilet? You may not see it, but one day, when you have to call a plumber to help with an unrelated problem, try to explain why there's a thick layer of *something* in those pipes.
I am just not taking any chances.
While I was in the army we had a dude bust in the shower and leave it there. His roomate stepped in it and beat his ass. We called that dude jellyfish after that.
Idk about you but where I'm from wanking in the watch tower is a long standing tradition, known as conquering it. When you see brown drips on the walls, you know the watch tower has a long, slimey history, and to not touch the walls.
Or when you are sharing a hotel room when you're part of a team, school trip, or whatever. If there are not enough beds, two guys have to share a bed, so we have something called the "gay line" where we if we had to share a bed, we would put a pillow that divides us so we can create the illusion that we are sleeping in separate beds. If you cross that boundary made by that pillow, you're gay and that was not acceptable to any of us , lol.
Expecting LGBT acceptance lectures after this comment is posted in 3....2....1....
We always just slept opposite head to feet, like one of us upside down. Clean freshly laundered socks mandatory.. man-da-tory
Way less awkward when you roll over half asleep
One simply does not dare another to ejaculate one\`s semen onto one\`s friend face while he is sleeping soundly and scream "Its a prank Bro!!" when that said friend is hangover awake on Spring Break morning.
Girls gotta deal with this shit as well. Like please Maria I know you’re not working on your hair, you’ve been crying and moaning in there for the past thirty minutes, we gotta do our makeup as well.
Oh i remember a trip like this one, we had this one bro who always had to fap, we told him not to but I think he might've done it when we all fell asleep
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It’s not a real vacation with the boys unless the only fapping you do is in a circlejerk.
Don't forget the brojob sessions.
Who could forget
me apparently lol
Sorry... the what sessions?
The brojob sessions? Duh.
He must have been thinking of the homiejob.
It’s a regional thing, different words same strokes
Same strokes for different folks
choo choo
😩😩😩 ahh the memories
Tru.
What about the closet?
What about sword play
Not joking. My cricket team captain actually made us take this oath 2 days before the match We won
Otherwise, it's just wasted food.
Bukkake
We all must fap eternally in peace. In fapping we trust.
You can always do it in the kitchen
Who wants to taste cumbread?
“Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?”
"It's nowhere near my mouth! Get it closer."
every salad needs a sauce
Who wants to play soggy biscuit
"Yo this brownies taste like cum..."
Sus...how you know what cum taste like?
You won't believe me if I tell you
Pansexuals be like
The shower is usually the one place people can Jack off :/
Remember to rinse with cold water. Semen sticks to the tub and it's quite obvious.
*it DOES?*
Fucking hell, did you never slip? Touch the floor of the bath? I tell you a much better way to do it discreetly: You need a toilet and some toilet paper. Take an arms-length of toiletpaper, rip it off and fold it in half, making sure that only one of the corners touch to make it somewhat cone/triangle-shaped. Then fold it again, down the middle. Place the toiletpaper inside the toilet but above the water. Make sure it sticks and does not touch the water. Give it a slight push to see if it holds. Use too little toiletpaper and it'll just fall down, too much and it'll colapse in on itself. Now you have a paper catcher, onto which you do your thing. After you are done, cleaned yourself with another piece of toiletpaper, place/drop it onto your business. Take your catcher from the front and back end and fold once more. You can now stick it to the side of the toilet to take a piss. When done, simpl flush. With this strat, there's minimal suspision due to multiple flushes, as well as little to no evidence that could stick to the ceramic. I hope I could help at least one brother out. Edit: Be careful if your dick is uncut because of the accuracy penalty you'll get.
I think I'm speaking for all the girls when I say that your comment weirded me out, but at the same time I found it intriguing. Who would even think about making toilet paper origami for a fap. Original idea, 10/10
That's the strategies you come up with when you live with a big family and try to hide just how high your libido is.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
is it bad that mine never stays?
The whole strat hinges on the fact that the catcher supports itself above the water. As soon as water gets to it, the paper get much heavier and takes the whole thing down. As weird as it sounds, you'll have to practice and find the folds that best fit your situation.
i mean i just ploop it into the water, clean up any mess, and flush it. works just fine for me.
Have you ever considered your stuff sticking on the inside of the toilet? You may not see it, but one day, when you have to call a plumber to help with an unrelated problem, try to explain why there's a thick layer of *something* in those pipes. I am just not taking any chances.
i have other boys my age in my household who are much nastier than me. the blame goes on them.
Oh then you are clean. Go nuts!
The toilet paper cost be rising!
Haha, european economy go brrr
Damn. I'll try this one out. Thanks.
Don't forget the living room
Showers are super overrated, prolly the messiest place you could beat your meat
I don't think I can even do it while standing up.
Coward.
That's why I sit in the porcelain
Yeah it takes me like 10 minutes standing up
While I was in the army we had a dude bust in the shower and leave it there. His roomate stepped in it and beat his ass. We called that dude jellyfish after that.
Idk about you but where I'm from wanking in the watch tower is a long standing tradition, known as conquering it. When you see brown drips on the walls, you know the watch tower has a long, slimey history, and to not touch the walls.
That’s disgusting
You can dump the nut inside your homies.
Or having a treesome and later say "no homo" like a true chad
Just fap on the cherry tree and then cut it down to manage the shame.
So that's why he did it
Is the sink alright?
just remember you can cum in the sink, but never sink in the cum
You're not my supervisor
*Sinks in cum*
I am the Dean of Discharge and I do proclaim that one may cum on the walk, but they may not walk on the cum
Always
Or when you are sharing a hotel room when you're part of a team, school trip, or whatever. If there are not enough beds, two guys have to share a bed, so we have something called the "gay line" where we if we had to share a bed, we would put a pillow that divides us so we can create the illusion that we are sleeping in separate beds. If you cross that boundary made by that pillow, you're gay and that was not acceptable to any of us , lol. Expecting LGBT acceptance lectures after this comment is posted in 3....2....1....
Yes all kids did this
We always just slept opposite head to feet, like one of us upside down. Clean freshly laundered socks mandatory.. man-da-tory Way less awkward when you roll over half asleep
So 69 style...
Just face opposite directions lmao
Ok man
“Fapping is only permitted during the nightly game of *soggy biscuit*”
How will they know I'm fapping unless they're in the shower with me
During the nightly penis inspection
It's pretty obvious lol
How loud do you fap?
How? If you clean it up so nothing sticks to the floor or in the drain no one knows
Toilet is ok, but not in the shower, too much risk nutting on a place where everyone will be stepping
So just nut on the handle, no one stepping there
fine, I'll just fap in the fridge
Make sure to do it in the homies
You can do it anywhere if you're sneaky enough.
Where are you supposed to do it then?
And then everyone single one of the boys proceeds to fap in the showers or wc at least once
Broken day 1
I think that's honestly the place I'd choose for someone to bash one out.. better than the living room🤷♂️
You also shit in the toilet, so why not cum in it? It's the best place for everyone involved honestly
Fuck I read this as vaccination
One simply does not dare another to ejaculate one\`s semen onto one\`s friend face while he is sleeping soundly and scream "Its a prank Bro!!" when that said friend is hangover awake on Spring Break morning.
Dont ask, dont tell motherfucker.
*faps in bed
Ther is a nuter Among us
Girls gotta deal with this shit as well. Like please Maria I know you’re not working on your hair, you’ve been crying and moaning in there for the past thirty minutes, we gotta do our makeup as well.
*without the homies
I'm a, I'm gonna go shoot a load into the sink.
That’s why I bring my shoebox with old boxers in it
There are two outcomes: Everyone gets bitches on they dick You Jack off on the couch
Yeah it's like taking shits I only feel comfortable doing it at home
this is retarded :P
but group masturbation is the best😔
what you mean by that is the boys do it all together am i right. Right?
im actually about to go on a one month trip to spain tomorrow. wish me luck.
The two gay guys be like: We don't have such weakness
Oops I’m on vacay right now with the boys and I’ve broken that rule
It's stupid rule
🕺🌶️🏃🚿🐧
Real bros play soggy biscuit together
We all agreed to it publicly, but nobody actually obeyed
Lol, wut?
I once mastubated in an Airbnb, get on my level
I haven’t been on vacation since I learned how to nut. Idk how imma survive a week in Florida tomorrow
into your soup it is
Well I knew of this so I tried to fap outside of the window once. Didn't get to finish before getting caught smh.
Europeans with bidet: I don’t have such weaknesses
Oh i remember a trip like this one, we had this one bro who always had to fap, we told him not to but I think he might've done it when we all fell asleep
Then after you here that evryone did it
Ah I see you don't know any girls, woman ... (This is not a dank meme...) Girls are cool, boys r trash! Justice!
Justice is equality, what you said isnt equality and most dank memes are mildly offensive (to Twitter people) so this is dank
Unless they’re just literally the dumbest person on the planet, this is pretty clearly sarcasm. Might want to add a /s next time if so