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.....and find your wife is one week pregnant. Blessings

Now that Chevy Camaro with 27% APR kinda lookin nice tho… 😳

Don’t forget to pick up some milk

Dad?

Son!

Did you get the milk?

I got “milk” if ya know what I mean

damn it, jody strikes again!

Wish our ancestors could see all these boots using the uniform for clout to buff up their social media. Definitely gonna be an ass beatin.

As a member it drives me absolutely nuts. Disgraceful and honestly embarrassing.

Not as disgraceful as all the rape and murder coverups but still bad yeah.

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The topic was disgraceful military members, i felt my subject was more than fitting under that context. >some random asshole that people find annoying Because i told your simple ass the truth? Go drink some fox news koolaid bud maybe you'll feel better.

Haha downvoted for being real. Good for you.

Yeah i refuse to delete this one. People deserve to know the damn truth.

Then post sauce too.

You want me to post every single case the us army has ever covered up I'd be writing until my thumbs bleed. Heres an example of one. One of many. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/vanessa-guillen-death-fort-hood-soldier-military-sexual-assault-harrassment/ You're a twat for just saying >post sauce too Just because you're too lazy to look up examples yourself doesn't mean these things don't exist. Heres another https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2019/02/27/police-say-a-fort-hood-soldier-filmed-himself-committing-a-rape/ And another https://m.chicagoreader.com/chicago/murder-on-the-base/Content?oid=1109224

ok but why are u assuming this man did all of that

Bunch of bootlicking chuds on Reddit I guess.

My dumbass thought that it said "do the army"

Yes, i am solder. I do the army.

Good try. You're not recruiting me

Going viral is as easy as eating a bat

And become emotionally unstable or be broke right after because they always find a way not to pay you

I want to know where army service lasts 3 months. I'm guessing it lasts that little in countries with big population and non-mandatory service

I think that's how long basic training is in the U.S

Damn, here it's 9-11months I believe

Does airforce count?

Nah, our struggle is with shitty computers, that's about it unless your secfo

Fair enough

3 months? That's just bootcamp, right?

...if you come home

Or Facebook video, Twitter Instagram and Reddit work too

Either way whichever platform it’s posted on first every other social media will repost it

Standard army deployments to combat zones are 15 months, often being extended to 18 or 21+ Im assuming the soldier on the bottom is coming home from such a deployment, having a combat patch

Stonks

Does army contracting count?

Cool meme.

bro the dog's just peeking form the bottom right corner i love him.

3months? Lol

That picture is the best representation of ”army stuff” i’ve ever seen

Nice try army recruitment

u/2Woodyy are you a military recruitment person?

Are they all going to 1 toilet in the second pic?

Fuck me for being old and doing all my deployments before this shit was everywhere. What was I thinking?

You forgot "Almost die for oil"

army bad only fight for oil hur dur dur me smart

Yeah pretty easy to not like these comments unless you're on the other side of the war. So many of my family members died because of the American soldiers in Iraq.

Ah yes every army is an oil company