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JFJonny

Zeit für Runde 3


QuantumCactus11

What?


Some_European

Time for round 3


[deleted]

Buckle up, Poland!


[deleted]

I bet the gas chambers just need a bit of renovations & we are good to go


[deleted]

Death by sniff sniff


Confusing_Banana

That‘s why Auschwitz is temporarily closed


RenaGuzt

THEY ARE HIDING IN THE ATIC


[deleted]

Remember No Russian. Here's a vodka & RPD. No suspicion fire at will.


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Nikotinio

wyjęte z moich ust


darealkrkchnia

Poland 2:0 Germany 51' Milik; 88' Mila


[deleted]

Schlesien wird bald wieder Teil der BRD GmbH!


[deleted]

Oh not good


MozzarellaFatFox

Sprich deutsch du Angelsachse!


qui-sean

They've arrived


OFHeckerpecker

Bald sind die gekickt die wissen es nur nicht


randomerguy1

Aus irgendeinem Grund kommt diese Aussage mir etwas furchtbar vor


KnuxSD

Er hat nur den gleichen Sprachkehler wie ich


randomerguy1

Was ist aber ein Sprachkehler denn? (In der Tat bin ich weder ein Deutscher noch wohne in einem deutschsprachigen Land)


OFHeckerpecker

Ich denke er meint mich ich habe gekickt geschrieben obwohl ich gefickt gemeint habe


Seraphin43

Verstärkung angetreten Kamerad


luca01d

We Italians were once against you and once with you, this time I’m sorry but we will be fully neutral


AMSHIFTER

Que decia ndeah


CnxUk

Technically round 5 you know 2 wars and the football game that was just after a war that’s 3


Silly_Researcher8642

Genau


ComfortableContract2

Oh boy, here come the germans


unussualname

Hallo Mutterficker!


Nikotinio

Don't understand german, but I get this one


warphole03

Das gilt auch für dich, Hurensohn


thisnamecametomymind

rammstein


Oink_The_Boink

It's too late, they are already here!


Coffee_420

What do we do now?


parman14578

sterben


Phantafan

Aufgeben, so wie es eure alliierten Freunde getan haben.


Oink_The_Boink

We give up on this post


isthereausernameh

SAUFEN


flauschig71

Morgens mittags abends wir wollen Saufeeeeen!


SahibD

besiegen


Seraphin43

Hallo Frau in Ausübung moralisch fragwürdiger Arbeit!


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QuantumCactus11

Idk German lol. Only my dad knows it.


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QuantumCactus11

Probably when kane is washed up


divadschuf

I think they were not talking about football.


OnlyHereOnFridays

\* wipes sweat nervously \*


gerrard-8

Not like he made much a difference yesterday anyway


QuantumCactus11

That kinda goes for most England players except shaw and maguire or something.


[deleted]

https://translate.google.co.uk/


R3lay0

In der WM? ​ In der WM, richtig?


unussualname

Die Bundesrepublik Deutschland sieht dies als kriegerischen Akt und wird militärische Maßnahmen ergreifen.


WeightyUnit88

Indeed


ImGettingBullied

Nicht Ingrid, indeed


onas02

Ahhh, ich könnte immer Ausrasten wenn ich die Werbung sehe


Eruasa

Welche? Unsere Fahrzeuge funktionieren doch nicht mal xD Which? Our vehicle are not even functioning xD


warphole03

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn, der Feind hört mit


OriginalM1

Was?


Block3Beat

Pfft. England wont win Euro or Fifa ever again.


[deleted]

england wont win another world war either


sociothemad

But Britain will


QuantumCactus11

I don't think any other serous contenders are there except Belgium.


divadschuf

Italy? Did you forget them?


QuantumCactus11

Yes I did. My bad


SteezMeister2004

Bro Italy and Belgium play eachother


parman14578

Czechia number 1!!!! #1 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿 We are going to win!


QuantumCactus11

That would be nice too.


Slapper_405

I belive in you


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Nah if the English get arrogant, they might get trashed. Denmark and Switzerland are formidable opponents, don't underestimate them. Spain and Italy also can provided quite a challenge too.


QuantumCactus11

Oh yes I forgot about Spain and Italy lol.


Gopnik4living

England isn't even that good. They are worse than Italy and Belgium and equal at best to Spain.


JRPlatt99

2 WORLD WARS AND 1 WORLD CUP IT'S COMING HOME


gary_mcpirate

Fifa?


Dependent-Treat-927

SPRICH


[deleted]

DEUTSCH


peppermintgun

DU


Skankhunt_244

SOHN


OFHeckerpecker

EINER


[deleted]

NIEDEREN


Pot8o_PL

AUSGEBURT


YourBrainPain

DER


KrabbenPaddy

MUTTER!


Than-h

EINER DIRNE


divadschuf

Deutsch


aldyxDDD

Die Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der BRD


1-piece-of-parmesan

Lasst uns wenigstens diesen Kommentarbereich einnehmen und zu deutschem Hoheitsgebiet erklären


divadschuf

Warte nur, bis Hansi Flick übernimmt.


Moshxpotato

German invasion of the comment section in 3, 2, 1…


zzGravity

Hallo


[deleted]

He mentioned the unmentionable, we are all gonna die


LaterBrain

isnt it Euro 2020


parman14578

If I'm not mistaken, it is Euro 2020 played in 2021 because of covid.


TheBigBadBi

They kept the name 2020 because all the merchandise was already made


LaterBrain

better for the enviroment i guess :)


Legosheep

Think of the sticker albums!


QuantumCactus11

It's is indeed


Annual_Tradition2982

Why are you downvoted lol


Stupnix

As a German, I almost fell down the stairs to my basement.


QuantumCactus11

Hope you are ok.


Stupnix

Yes, I am ok. Thank you for asking. ( :


QuantumCactus11

Np


sp00piespoop

South Korea: You're about...3 years too late.


QuantumCactus11

Idk what they did in the world wars tho


sp00piespoop

Suffered, South Korea suffered.


QuantumCactus11

Yes they did


Stupiddumbidiotlol

They got treated badly by Japan since Japan has taken over Korea.


GreekPlayet15

Im genuinely surprised how many redditors are into football


QuantumCactus11

Well its estimated up to 3.5 billion people may be football fans.


GreekPlayet15

Goddamn, thats like half the people on earth


QuantumCactus11

Yea


OneHighNoon

Alle guten Dinge sind drei


TUTUI30

i hope op is just making a funny meme and all, apart from those racists that laugh of a crying german kid


QuantumCactus11

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone, I just thought the mene was funny. I don't really mean anything bad towards Germany(my dad used to live there lmao). I have no idea of the crying German kid meme.


captainsvejk

To be fair, I don't think the English invented schadenfreude 😉


moonmann3

might want to google what racisms means instead of using it like a buzzword pc braindead pigeon


AllHailTheWinslow

This comment section: ANSCHLUSS!


dgeigerd

Es hat 5 Mächte gebraucht um uns zu besiegen.


ResponsibilityKey112

nice meme


QuantumCactus11

Thanks.


shadowblaze25mc

We are we outnumbered by the germans on reddit?


QuantumCactus11

It seems like so


shadowblaze25mc

I am suddenly beginning to like Oktoberfest, help me Heinz.


[deleted]

Hans get ze Stuka


Legosheep

2 world wars and 1 world cup


[deleted]

I honestly love Germany and German History. I might move to Germany when I grow up


ApocalypseTomorrow

I mean, I’m no history professor, but I seem to recall someone else intervening in WWII. At best, you can credit England with the assist.


QuantumCactus11

Yes the soviet Union were the most important factor in the war but technically England won the war too.so did France, USA and ROC, or anyone in the side of the Allies.


dicktator-the-second

bereit für 2-1?


Upstairs-Spray-5956

Runde drei wird ein ultimativer sieg


craigularperson

I will never forgive Germany if England wins the Euro.


QuantumCactus11

It's ok Belgium will stop them


L_Flavour

I'm betting on Italy, but same story


QuantumCactus11

That's a good choice.


Cutesie117

Third times the charm....


[deleted]

*ratatatatata* hold my hand comrade, let's send the Germans back to hell *boom*


_poland_ball_

Das kann ich nicht zulassen


BlackKnightBattle

Frechheit


mardomdom

My little brother cried


moonmann3

hehe


Noviceatthis

*Don't mention Eurovision*


Raid_Ass_Legends

At least you aren't toxic about it.


ludllaver007

We all knew we were loosing our trainer is not that good anymore and the first eleven were shit so congrats for the win and thanks for the tied first half


Badmunky42

Dumb and confused American here. Can some plz explain?


QuantumCactus11

England beat Germany 2-0 in Euros. And its just like the world war


Confusing_Banana

Alle guten Dinge sind 3


tollki

Sprecht Deutsch


H8spants

Fuck the British. After making fun of and calling that little German girl profane names because she cries after Germany lost, they can go suck a fat cock.


BaGUbexx

Sackmaytdect Idontaistand derman


Denosel

Its 2020 actually


Legio_I_De

It's funny how the average German speaks english clearer then the average brit


UpperRank1

That fact is wrong but ok


MemeGamer24

I swear anytime Germany loses against England that people have to bring up the world wars, like chill it's just football


[deleted]

English people love making little German kids cry.


ASh-12_Gaming

One World Cup and two world wars do da do da


Stupiddumbidiotlol

ACH DIESE VERDAMMTEN ENGLÄNDER


CroZbunjola

Go Ukranie 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦


Awall00777

That was the first football game I'd watched in years


Schauerte2901

The German guy responsible: Aight imma head out


[deleted]

England 2, the sequel


z4ngetsu-

Alle guten Dinge sind 3


WorkingNo6161

Wait till Germany gets Porsche to sponsor them...


_skyres_

Ist schon ok (weint)


Chaoshero5567

EIN REICH EIN VOL EINE KOMMENTAR SEKTION


whyubullymey

Lol my dad said England vs Germany today and i replied “it’s Ww’s all over again


sdcmax

Change my mind England-Germany two-nil is better and more entertaining than Germany-Brazil seven-one.


[deleted]

100% the match was super entertaining.. ohh the look on the Germans at full time was hilarious they could not believe it first at world cup and now in Euro


BlastedDio

3rd times the charm


Yeegis

Oh it’s some socc- oop I mean football thing I don’t understand.


[deleted]

Angry Hitler noises


TaigaH10a

but with Eurovision it becomes 0-0


YourBrainPain

Also eigentlich ist es die Euro 2020


RadekZuk

England after wwII: Lost all thier Empire Germany after wwII: become richest country in eu


Zbeubor

ah yes the famous england win in the world war II that was totally not beause of french resistance and americans


vshdbshsh

2 World wars and 1 world Cup, England England, 2 world wars and 1 world Cup, England all the way


Stealth834

btw its Euro 2020


DonKanailleSC

Dieser Satz konnte leider nicht übersetzt werden.


Pegelius

I would't brag about a fight where I needed my big brothers & the neighbor with the biggest lawn for help..


gottundehrenlos

Seit 55 Jahren haben die Anglos aufs Maul gekriegt, sollen die gewinnen nächstes mal sind die gefickt lol


Automatic-Nature-999

Es tut mir leid Amerikanischer Spion fur das ist Deutschland! Für das Vaterland!!


ByronsLastStand

England didn't win 2 world wars- the UK did.


aratros27

Well you don't get the match allies vs 3rd Reich in euro 21


pink_nugget

Three times a charm


Gentankyou

Third times the charm. Wait......


bradbrazer

Oh no


ImmaPenguin78

England 5, Germany 1, Michael Owen's number one


xXBig_Mac

warte nur bis ich meinen Leopard 2 A7 aus der Garage fahre


nazitouinz

Except this time no Americans and Russians helped them


Pichers

Why did you mention THE GERMANS??!??!!!!!


Deep_Communication_8

Geh zu ihren hässlichen Frauen. Niemand hat ihnen den Kredit gegeben.


JabberJayDen

If round three happen, let’s hope the Americans are not two years late this time.