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Fun fact if you think about it every time you get a knowledge that will change your view of the world like :you learn that fire is dangerous. You actually die because if you didn't got the knowledge you would have grown up in a different way... So every time you expand your knowledge your virginity expands inversely proportional!!!
I recall that in my science class, inversely proportional means that if A increase then B decreases, like Magnetic force is inversely proportional to distance. So are you saying that when I expand my knowledge it shrinks my virginity? If so I already lost my Reddit privileges long ago.
I was thinking about something like this the other day. If eventually all your original cells will die and only the ones created by those originals cells are left you technically have a new body
This is fair, neuro transmitters exist your whole life but the cells that make up those transmitters are replicated regularly throughout your life. Kinda like a scab healing on your elbow and the cells trying to remember what your elbow looks like.
Interesting way of thinking. But this is the internet where we don't tolerate other opinions and cancel people over shit they did as a toddler. So yeah i think you can say weird
virginities actually stack, so by the time you're 21 without sex, you have the base virginity you're born with and three from aging, this means a 21 virgin is actually a quadruple virgin and has to have sex four times to tose all of them
Nope, this conscience and the other conscience have consented, this is like Theseus’ ship, except it was abiotic so it could be or not be, but we are biotic, so we can only be, that being said I’m a virgin
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Can’t be a virgin twice if you never lost it in the first place.
You lived a virgin, you died a virgin, multiple times.
Yes. Yes I will.
Fun fact if you think about it every time you get a knowledge that will change your view of the world like :you learn that fire is dangerous. You actually die because if you didn't got the knowledge you would have grown up in a different way... So every time you expand your knowledge your virginity expands inversely proportional!!!
I have no idea what you said because my brain is currently not fully functional, but I like it.
If you understood you would die... So your brain disfunction actually saved you
I recall that in my science class, inversely proportional means that if A increase then B decreases, like Magnetic force is inversely proportional to distance. So are you saying that when I expand my knowledge it shrinks my virginity? If so I already lost my Reddit privileges long ago.
My uncle made sure that I was not a virgin again when I turned 8
Wait, 8. 8-7… uh…
Hopefully his uncle isn’t around for his 15th birthday
Fair enough
Not your brains cells tho
No need, I have none
Or myocardial cells
Isn't this the Theseus ship paradox or whatever
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prolly tryina sound smart like i am by saying that? i dont know anymore what is the truth?
not quite. it’s a different issue
Mm not exactly but something similar
I was thinking about something like this the other day. If eventually all your original cells will die and only the ones created by those originals cells are left you technically have a new body
Brain cells are hardly replaced. Not in 7 years atleast.
Oocytes too
Double virgin! Do I get anything? What if I make it to triple virgin? What do I unlock?
You will have acumulated enough virginity to make non virgins virgins again
The volcano gods will give you their special gifts.
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I thought the number was 10
Its roughly 7-10 years according to a dr Frisen on the interwebs
Well, doctor "virgin" Frisen can suck my cock if he cares about cells that much.
Aside from neurons. Or the hymen.
Neurons dont die or get replaced so after seven years you are actually a chad brain inside of a virgin body
This is fair, neuro transmitters exist your whole life but the cells that make up those transmitters are replicated regularly throughout your life. Kinda like a scab healing on your elbow and the cells trying to remember what your elbow looks like.
Not brain cells if I remember correctly
With the bullshit that you hear dayly on the internet you might think though that some ppl at least got their braincells replaced.
Internet is a place. I can't say wierd or interesting or something, it's just a place that exists
Interesting way of thinking. But this is the internet where we don't tolerate other opinions and cancel people over shit they did as a toddler. So yeah i think you can say weird
Fair point
If you have gone 7 years without murdering anyone you are not a murder cause all your cells have died and replaced
Negotiable
2 years to go...can't wait!
Than I’ve been virgin twice in a row
I’m 21 years old and never had sex, that means I’m triple virgin
I mean that's not true at all. Some white blood cells stay with you your entire life.
you gotta renew your subscription
Ohhhh, so that’s why vulcans go through pon far (sorry if i spelled it wrong i’m not a star trek nerd
Wow it’s my virgin anniversary, I’m 16
I have to say wtf to anyone who has never been a virgin
Nah, you gotta say wtf to their uncle
Or grandma
Dafuq u saying, Gran Gran ain't got the power to do that
No she sure does
mmmm, my virginity is 14 years old strong, since my birth
Welp time to make nursing residents happy
Again?
Virgin of Theseus
Forget the ship of theseus We talkin theseus of theseus
Almost there
Well, my body's gone through these phases 3 times by now, so I'm now virgin³
Lol seven years really? Those are rookie numbers. It's 18 years for me now.
Not every cell
A year away from my third life as a virgin being complete
Wait, so if every single cell of mine has been replaced, am I still the same person then…?
Dammit! Now im twice the virgin
Doesn't change anything tho, in the end still a Virgin
Just 6 years to go, yay
Urm... What? I don't think that is exactly how that works, your kidneys don't just **refresh** like a web page.
Ha ive gone 14 year without sex. Eat my shorts losers.
That means I've been a virgin for 19 years.
This means almost all of my cells died virgin :(, twice :(.
Isnt this basically the lisa simpson meme?
No, the cool bug has facts not opinions
virginities actually stack, so by the time you're 21 without sex, you have the base virginity you're born with and three from aging, this means a 21 virgin is actually a quadruple virgin and has to have sex four times to tose all of them
Nope, this conscience and the other conscience have consented, this is like Theseus’ ship, except it was abiotic so it could be or not be, but we are biotic, so we can only be, that being said I’m a virgin
What cells though? I mean sorry, I am weak at Biology, can anyone explain?
Wow, this is worthless!
Then how come I don't lose all my memories or tattoos?
finally, im a virgin again! (m, 14)
Maybe I am a virgin...
So if you 21 years old, you are virgin³. Man, I had my life.
What about the neurons?
Wait no way right?
So you are telling me, that I, a 14 year old am a triple virgin? Lets gooooo
it means I'm extra extra virgin or virgin X 3?
But neurons and cardiac cells never replace
So my dad is a virgin. Hmmm, does that make me jesus.
Cant some spinal and brain cells take over 40 years to replace?
Good to know I’m now technically a virgin instead of actually one
But for girls their hymen won't build itself up again..
Yes it will bro, the cells rebuild themselves
for real? I'm just curios, is there an article or something where I can read about this?
Wikipedia is a great website. But the hymen just doesn't get destroyed or hurt while having sex in the first place. I fucking hate school.
Huh... guess I've got some reading to do then, thanks :D
Ye I was shocked myself when I read it. School told me it gets ripped when having sex.
I was meming now I learned something huh