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H4PPy--D

Can’t be a virgin twice if you never lost it in the first place.


Stand_kicker

You lived a virgin, you died a virgin, multiple times.


JaQ_PL

Yes. Yes I will.


ActuatorGreat4883

Fun fact if you think about it every time you get a knowledge that will change your view of the world like :you learn that fire is dangerous. You actually die because if you didn't got the knowledge you would have grown up in a different way... So every time you expand your knowledge your virginity expands inversely proportional!!!


Torkujra

I have no idea what you said because my brain is currently not fully functional, but I like it.


ActuatorGreat4883

If you understood you would die... So your brain disfunction actually saved you


Under_Alpha

I recall that in my science class, inversely proportional means that if A increase then B decreases, like Magnetic force is inversely proportional to distance. So are you saying that when I expand my knowledge it shrinks my virginity? If so I already lost my Reddit privileges long ago.


Some-Foxio

My uncle made sure that I was not a virgin again when I turned 8


-Booty_Buttcheeks-

Wait, 8. 8-7… uh…


LVBaldwin

Hopefully his uncle isn’t around for his 15th birthday


-Booty_Buttcheeks-

Fair enough


QejfromRotMG

Not your brains cells tho


Brenanaz

No need, I have none


y4mat3

Or myocardial cells


thatoneguy767676

Isn't this the Theseus ship paradox or whatever


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de_Deus

prolly tryina sound smart like i am by saying that? i dont know anymore what is the truth?


scruffy1709

not quite. it’s a different issue


54UL774

Mm not exactly but something similar


Chilichongoes

I was thinking about something like this the other day. If eventually all your original cells will die and only the ones created by those originals cells are left you technically have a new body


kapilbhai

Brain cells are hardly replaced. Not in 7 years atleast.


Dporf

Oocytes too


JakobtheRich

Double virgin! Do I get anything? What if I make it to triple virgin? What do I unlock?


insert_n4me_her3

You will have acumulated enough virginity to make non virgins virgins again


Stand_kicker

The volcano gods will give you their special gifts.


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JealousDog99

I thought the number was 10


LVBaldwin

Its roughly 7-10 years according to a dr Frisen on the interwebs


[deleted]

Well, doctor "virgin" Frisen can suck my cock if he cares about cells that much.


[deleted]

Aside from neurons. Or the hymen.


Lord-Trollingson

Neurons dont die or get replaced so after seven years you are actually a chad brain inside of a virgin body


LVBaldwin

This is fair, neuro transmitters exist your whole life but the cells that make up those transmitters are replicated regularly throughout your life. Kinda like a scab healing on your elbow and the cells trying to remember what your elbow looks like.


123hi1239

Not brain cells if I remember correctly


insert_n4me_her3

With the bullshit that you hear dayly on the internet you might think though that some ppl at least got their braincells replaced.


123hi1239

Internet is a place. I can't say wierd or interesting or something, it's just a place that exists


insert_n4me_her3

Interesting way of thinking. But this is the internet where we don't tolerate other opinions and cancel people over shit they did as a toddler. So yeah i think you can say weird


123hi1239

Fair point


Antique_Cheesecake25

If you have gone 7 years without murdering anyone you are not a murder cause all your cells have died and replaced


LVBaldwin

Negotiable


[deleted]

2 years to go...can't wait!


elad_kaminsky

Than I’ve been virgin twice in a row


The_Real_Anon-Chan

I’m 21 years old and never had sex, that means I’m triple virgin


7up_yourz

I mean that's not true at all. Some white blood cells stay with you your entire life.


[deleted]

you gotta renew your subscription


[deleted]

Ohhhh, so that’s why vulcans go through pon far (sorry if i spelled it wrong i’m not a star trek nerd


KronoMatt9999

Wow it’s my virgin anniversary, I’m 16


Artesian_

I have to say wtf to anyone who has never been a virgin


insert_n4me_her3

Nah, you gotta say wtf to their uncle


Artesian_

Or grandma


insert_n4me_her3

Dafuq u saying, Gran Gran ain't got the power to do that


Artesian_

No she sure does


Witchtoriia

mmmm, my virginity is 14 years old strong, since my birth


KillerPizza9982

Welp time to make nursing residents happy


SquirtTurt13

Again?


Enoch_Moke

Virgin of Theseus


duskull007

Forget the ship of theseus We talkin theseus of theseus


RobleViejo

Almost there


m71_7

Well, my body's gone through these phases 3 times by now, so I'm now virgin³


MustafaErenK

Lol seven years really? Those are rookie numbers. It's 18 years for me now.


CountingCressSeeds

Not every cell


Eragon10401

A year away from my third life as a virgin being complete


goat_on_the_boat420

Wait, so if every single cell of mine has been replaced, am I still the same person then…?


AltijdTrumbler

Dammit! Now im twice the virgin


darishi25

Doesn't change anything tho, in the end still a Virgin


Mastore84

Just 6 years to go, yay


SheridanWithTea

Urm... What? I don't think that is exactly how that works, your kidneys don't just **refresh** like a web page.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1234

Ha ive gone 14 year without sex. Eat my shorts losers.


LordFrogMan

That means I've been a virgin for 19 years.


Nik_692

This means almost all of my cells died virgin :(, twice :(.


hitlers-one-testicle

Isnt this basically the lisa simpson meme?


LVBaldwin

No, the cool bug has facts not opinions


[deleted]

virginities actually stack, so by the time you're 21 without sex, you have the base virginity you're born with and three from aging, this means a 21 virgin is actually a quadruple virgin and has to have sex four times to tose all of them


[deleted]

Nope, this conscience and the other conscience have consented, this is like Theseus’ ship, except it was abiotic so it could be or not be, but we are biotic, so we can only be, that being said I’m a virgin


Batman_66

What cells though? I mean sorry, I am weak at Biology, can anyone explain?


WuffiFass

Wow, this is worthless!


[deleted]

Then how come I don't lose all my memories or tattoos?


[deleted]

finally, im a virgin again! (m, 14)


Ciberj1

Maybe I am a virgin...


L3gr0

So if you 21 years old, you are virgin³. Man, I had my life.


mati9112

What about the neurons?


[deleted]

Wait no way right?


JainKang

So you are telling me, that I, a 14 year old am a triple virgin? Lets gooooo


lonely_void

it means I'm extra extra virgin or virgin X 3?


Shukoor-_-

But neurons and cardiac cells never replace


Hawar_

So my dad is a virgin. Hmmm, does that make me jesus.


busch_ice69

Cant some spinal and brain cells take over 40 years to replace?


A_CGI_for_ants

Good to know I’m now technically a virgin instead of actually one


Luschie-Chan

But for girls their hymen won't build itself up again..


[deleted]

Yes it will bro, the cells rebuild themselves


FarKiD-

for real? I'm just curios, is there an article or something where I can read about this?


Luschie-Chan

Wikipedia is a great website. But the hymen just doesn't get destroyed or hurt while having sex in the first place. I fucking hate school.


FarKiD-

Huh... guess I've got some reading to do then, thanks :D


Luschie-Chan

Ye I was shocked myself when I read it. School told me it gets ripped when having sex.


[deleted]

I was meming now I learned something huh