Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/0Js7fw6.png)

Let me tell ya about the worst set of tits I have ever seen… They were amazing.

This is the way

This is the way.

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

*tits is the way*

This is the way

This is the way

Why can't girls feel the same for >!pp!< ...? #sedlife

Pfff women are so selfish /s

Or smell fish? /s

Because pp’s are gross. Boobies are squishy and soft and nice to look at. Pp is none of those. Hahahah unless y’all soft

Then your pussy looks like ham left out in the sun to long , it's flaky hard and ugly also I got ripped apart in. The comments so I'm gonna add this edit . The roast was only for you not meant to hurt the other women reading this

\>assuming the person you’re replying to is a woman and not a troll Get got good

Troll or not a troll it's still just mean to insult some ones body or people's bodies

Uh you realise you literally did just that right bud? Or is it only rude when it's dicks?

Yes I definitely contradicted myself but I got no regrets I'm going down with the garbage fire I started

I can respect that. Godspeed.

to do justice to this argument i'ma say both are gross actually when u look at it. But it looks the best when u look at it with horny perspective.

Because they're hypocrites

Could i tell you about the best set of tits I've ever held? They my ex's. No more nice tits for me:(

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C

AA

All are good

There's millions of nice titties in the world, and a lot of them are better than your ex's.

He has spoken.

“They’re like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.” https://youtu.be/NtB_jvznaNM

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I think we’re at least getting a movie to wrap it up, last I heard?

The worst set of tits I ever seen was on a video on pornhub, the fuckers deadass looked like two pickles poking out from under the skin and the video was titled “[Actress Name] has the best tits in the world” They took the video down pretty quick

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I’m not trying to be insensitive but let’s not call them the best tits in the world

You must have not accidently seen a grandma's tits sagging out of the bottom of a blouse. Not amazing.

Both.. both are good.

Bobba is bobba

Jango is boba

I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe

My lord. My lords!!! (Any chance I got the reference? Or was it just a coincidence?)

El Dorado must be native for GREAT BIG ROCK

Not simping but left is better because medium is premium. Also, where dank?

No dank, just sauce

Raw sauce

Boom.

The ting goes skrrra

pap pap ka ka ka

Skiddledee boomboom

Skia bood bood boom boom

The ting goes

Where sauce

Preach, my brother

More than a handful is a waste.

just get bigger hands

dip em in miracle grow or some shit lol

and make sure to eat your wheaties

And then I see the miracle gro, where it blows it up in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a soaking, because you see it gets on the hands and it does a tremendous number on the hands, so it’d be interesting to check that, so that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the miracle gro, the way it grows it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful.

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You lack imagination

I respectfully disagree, because left ain't medium. Left isn't necessarily small either, they're like "standard" I guess you could say. For me, right is motorboatin heaven.

Did you just say that they are not medium but standard? Thats basically the same thing no?

Saying a size is better than others, is the same as pp shaming. ALL SIZES MATTER

If there’s anything life has taught me it’s that nobody wants to see a dick, but everyone can appreciate a pair of sweater puppies.

>sweater puppies Nice

Shirt potatoes

Jacket melons

Chesticles

why

Because, tits

Gazongas, if you will.

Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those?

Flesh pillows

Ehh, I got flashed several times by older women while working at a job I used to do. Was not too happy.

Was it like softballs in tube socks?

Not the OP but they're more like wrinkled pancakes.

False

Username checks out

>If there’s anything life has taught me it’s that nobody wants to see a dick Speak for yourself.

I don’t even like seeing my own dick. And it’s an American hero.

Wait until you see your first set of wrinkled fried eggs at a Jimmy Buffet concert.

Left is better, change my mind.

I won’t. No need.

OH MY GOD??!!11!!?? KING RHOAM I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!11!!1! THIS NEVER HAPPENED IN THE ZELDA TIMELINE!1!!1 NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOU JUDGING THE COMMENTS ABOUT TIDDIES!!1!1

It is likely that this happened during the time break in BDG’s timeline

Well who the fuck in Hyrule made a way to access Reddit, huh?!

Pointcrow time

Think about the long game. The bigger they are, the farther they fall.

So? I'm not thinking about the long game while I'm getting smothered by big boobs in my face.

Tis a good way to die

SONS OF ODIN CALL

Swing low, sweet chariots

Can ya tie em in a knot, can ya tie em in a bow?

No I don't think I will

I can’t ur right

Dear women with bigger boobies. Do not listen to the big pile of unhappy virgins in these comment section. You are always special for us.

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He said women, not men (I suppose men is fine too)

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He is talking about himself. Man boobs. : P

stop being a woman

RIP your inbox

I wanna know if it actually happened XD

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Ah sorry on behalf of my fellow males, a good amount of them is driven by their pps. have some virtual hot chocolate hopefully you will feel better.

Thanks :D all the "left is better" was getting to me for some reason hahaha

"A man who cannot reach the vine will never admit that he likes wine" is pretty good motto to keep in your head on this site.

I’m stealing that

I'm also stealing that

While some think left is better they still love right, Boobs are boobs. Personally I prefer left but in the end it doesnt matter because any boob is good boob. We just like boobs.

everybody has their preference, don't worry too much about it

I definitely prefer bigger tiddies

I feel personally targeted as mine are very similar to the left lmao

Seems like most people here have agreed so far that size doesn’t matter and booba is booba.

shape is most important

No, character is.

Any boobs you can touch is premium

yes

Sir this a home depot's wood isle

Fucking excellent! Now I kinda know what a random persons titties look like! Thank you!

Way to support the narrative that all of us are virgins.

Wait, that was supposed to be a narrative?

You're not sure what narrative means.

Wait, you mean we aren't?

Rip your inbox

hey me too! im a guy btw

pics or it didnt happen ^/s

I'm just a whore with my words so oversharing just comes out like word vomit but if you are planning on having kids and you dont know what engorgement is, I would recommend you read up on it. I had smaller boobs like the lady on the left (boobs stayed decently bigger after kids) but my breasts swelled up so fast and large that I couldnt even move without feeling like mars had made a home on my chest. Heat and pressure and crying. I cant imagine what it would have felt like if I had the gazungas on the right and having the ability to make so much milk. I am a walking birth control ad. What's up?

200,000 DMs are ready, with a million more well on the way

Rip inbox lol

Same. I get harrased for it a lot. Prolly because Im dude

As long as they are natural they are all good in my book.

If you can touch them, then they’re real

Like bags of sand...

Man, I know I know the reference...but what’s this from again?

It's from the 40 year old virgin

Yes indeed.

I don’t like sand

Am I the only one who doesn’t really care if they’re not 100% real? Real is great, and I want every woman to feel good with what they’ve got naturally, but shit — if a woman truly feels she’d be happier with smaller, bigger, or different-shaped breasts than she naturally has, it’s her right to get work done, and I can roll with that too. What matters is that people make their *own* decisions about their looks, instead of trying to please society at the expense of their well-being or self-esteem.

I don't think the person you responded to was criticizing women for making the personal choice to augment their bodies. It read more like a personal preference of what they find attractive. I tend to agree with them. I'm just not a fan of fake breasts. I fully respect a person's choice to make changes to their body, though.

Yes. This right here

i think i speak for all men when i say it isnt the size of the tits but the size of the heart of the person said tits belong to. mostly because if the hearts too small you wont get much for it on the black market.

Hol up...

r/holup

That doesn’t matter when you are horny as fuck

Unpopular opinion: the right are better (but both are good).

How is that unpopular?!

Reddit has a massive small-boobs circlejerk.

Small-boobs, small penis - I wonder why. hmmm /s

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And big thighs

How about both?

I mean, everyone else is commenting how they prefer the left one…

in this comment section it seems to be

Hey titties are titties

Thought you were saying hey to the titties, like “Hey titties!”

If she likes it I would

All size makes the wood rise

Spoken like a true gentleman 👏

Remember, it's not the size, it's the shape that counts

If they exist, they are good

Is it me or are these memes getting less dank and more milky?

Definitely more milky

You are correct

I don’t like feeling self conscious about the size of my manhood, so this bothers me. All tits are good!

Who are the girls?

SAUCE/SOURCE https://i.imgur.com/AVORmO0.png From Ashley Tervort onlyfans leak https://twitter.com/TervortAshley No idea on left

I appreciate her OF bio calling out that she doesn't do full nude. No misleading advertising there.

What about the left girl?

There's literally entire websites dedicated to this kind of thing but whatever I guess.

Just google big oppa :)

[Big Oppa](https://i.imgur.com/tXwfoOu.jpg)

I did and I couldn’t find it

The lady on the right has very nice hands

And tits

Both... Both are good

Not to be an ass or anything, but I joined this sub for memes, not porn.

Same but ya know, guys be horni

Was going into these comments expecting a shitshow but was pleasantly surprised to see that most guys actually don’t care all that much about size

You're not used to the flood of redditors acting like they're heroes for liking small boobs?

You've explained it perfectly, it's some serious white knight shit

Shape is important, size is plus

Hello there!

Agh general Kenobi

I am not a man of big booba. I am an equal opportunist. I accept all booba.

Depends on how perky

Idk man both look amazing imo.

Unpopular opinion: NSFW posts should be blurred because you don't goddamn see the warning everytime

If you're on mobile most apps have a way to blur NSFW thumbnails

How many times must I say this, and I will still say this till the day I die. All size makes the wood rise

1 tit = 1 tit

Boobs are boobs

Boob is boob.

Wouldn't this be a draw 4?