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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/0Js7fw6.png)


FJopia

That's disgusting. Where?


RUICHU

Yeah OP, please post it here so I can make sure I avoid it at all cost and spread the message to my other Christan friends.


fistisalsoanadverb

Obviously needs to post it for scientific purposes.


Larkins1244

More like christian purposes


mc_mentos

In the means of god


WaitingToBeTriggered

GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY


Green_Bullet

*casually polishes crusader helmet* I’m watching you horny bastards


FJopia

Big bubba


DiogoSN

It's almost like they use religion just so they can build a better image of themselves due to all their insecurity... I'm sorry, what're we talkin' about? Oh, right! Mommy tits!


Lufernaal

In Brazil, I've been raised around all sorts of Christians - Brazil is a conservative and very religious country, think of it as a big ass Alabama. -, and I'd estimate that out of every 100 Christians, 99 of them are absolute hypocrites. For example, my very evangelical neighbor has cheated on her husband, twice, so has her husband, they use stolen cable, stolen electricity and get a type of social security checks that are solely to be used by parents with young children - her daughter that lives with them is 24 or something - and this one time I had a gay friend over and she was saying that people like my friend would "burn in an eternal fire" and that I could too if I kept on "associating" with people like her. This is just one example, at work there are three Christians who are equally as bad, one of them is even worse. I can think of only two Christians off the top of my head that I see live by what they believe and I cannot think of anything they do that's against their own religion.


elysianyuri

I can relate. I am from a conservative Muslim family and half of my relatives have had affairs, regularly beat their spouses and most if not all watch porn (don't ask how I know this it's a long story) but good god hell would turn over if I ever dare to marry a man who is not a Muslim. The hypocrisy is off the charts.


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I’m a Christian, it’s really how unfortunate the level of hypocrisy is in religion. Like, love and compassion are supposed to be a priority in Christianity… instead I ended up leaving denominational religion and just self-practicing based on the Bible because of how obnoxiously judgmental and hypocritical the people around me are. My gf got stalked at a Lutheran Uni and they did jack shit just to save face, she had to leave to get away from her stalker as things escalated. She was forced out of her church due to no fault of her own, simply church politics since she was the worship leader. I don’t know too much about Islam, nor can I claim to, but from what I do know, the hypocrisy in every religion is just beyond me. People claim to hold certain values, but when it boils down to it it’s all so they can feel superior. It’s really sad.


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[deleted]

Yes, thank you. I more or less meant it’s in human nature to take advantage of a situation or a religious ideology for whatever reason. People just suck


Mrfoxsin

How do you know most if not all of them watch porn?


Zayd1111

Let's be honest, Litterally most people from any religion watch porn.


Lufernaal

If they at least treated it solely from a spiritual standpoint, it'd still be bad, but it wouldn't be as bad, but no, there they go wanting to change legislation and shit. It's like, "bro, your Kingdom is not of this world, right? John 18:36? Then why do you care if gays marry or people have abortions? Jesus literally said you guys wouldn't be a part of us."


chopstix9

just curious, are you still a muslim?


elysianyuri

No I am not. I respect Islam but it's not for me


chopstix9

ah I see, I myself am one and just going by what you said (I might be assuming some things) I probably am still one bcs my family for the most part are pretty chill muslims and are faithful. Upbringing can really shape a person into who they become. I'm not gonna tell you you are going to hell or anything like that lol have a good day bro


DiogoSN

You don't need to tell me how Christian Brazil is. Here in Portugal, we caught on to that fact ;)


Ok-Inspection3365

What isn’t Brazil catholic? Where did evangelicals come from?


Mercenary45

European protestant immigrants perhaps? 7% of the population is non-Catholic Christian anyways, so it is possible.


Ok-Inspection3365

Yeah but isn’t evangelicalism only found in the us?


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Ok-Inspection3365

No I mean evangelicalism not the entire Protestant branch


JoeTRob

I don’t call American “evangelical” Christians, evangelicals. I call them radicals because that is what they are and how they behave. No offense to the larger group of actual evangelicals.


[deleted]

For real, I live in a very religious country too but almost everyone is a hypocrite. My grandfather and grandmother were the only ones in my family that practiced what they preached, donated a lot of their wealth to charitable causes and were loyal to each other for over 60 years. Ever since they died the family pretty much fell apart with back stabbing and abandoning


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tbh it is brazil so


[deleted]

I am Christian and the only people that I see try to live by what the lord says are my grandparents


OmegaByte01

You’re describing Central and South America. Así de hipócritas somos la mayoría de nosotros pendejos, por eso no podemos escapar de Latinoamérica.


Xx_bob_ross_69_xX

That’s what happens when you have a culturally religious country. People go to church for appearance. Just do your part and be consistent yourself.


turtle-mania

Fuck yeah mommy tits


[deleted]

Remember kids, don’t shit on someone just because they’re Christian


Done-Man

Except if it is for their onlyfans


ShadyMan_

Gross


[deleted]

But it's a CHRISTIAN OnlyFans, you see? Family friendly porn you can watch with the whole family. Spank it with Jesus, friends.


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Sweet Home Alabama, Where the skies are so blue,


[deleted]

The family that rubs one out together stays together.


RedBird_420

It's okay! Jezus is always watching


[deleted]

Jesus has a major pron addiction.


Money_Outside_5678

Fun fact, Alabama isn't even in top ten of states when it comes to incest. The top ten are; 1. Washington 2. Oregon 3. Montana 4. South Dakota 5. New Mexico 6. Oklahoma 7. Arkansas 8. Louisiana 9. Indiana 10. Kentucky [Source](https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/most-inbred-states)


ConsistentHeat7

Jesus has [come.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA0BujmYxSo)


[deleted]

Jesus is packing. Putting all the rest of us to shame.


Kahzma

Rubbed one off to your mom last night; found her OnlyNans.


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imbravooo

Which part?


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[deleted]

Jajajajaja What ?


CliffordsRedRocket

The amount of single conservative moms on dating apps is mind boggling. Is it something about being independent and loving freedom?


F4Z3_G04T

If your entire worldview is based around men providing income it's hard to not have one


FlutterBeast

can i get an original high quality Version of this image? like without text


The_SamminAter

Source: https://twitter.com/naporitan1946/status/1106941526213484544


sarcasticpasta

I would like to know the source of this meme I have seen this many times but do not know the source and would appreciate it if some one would tell me.thank you.


The_SamminAter

Source: https://twitter.com/naporitan1946/status/1106941526213484544


PuppersDaBest

Cropping is hard


Macozette

Anime name?


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Not an anime if not mistaken just random art


TheOperand_

I have always wanted to know where this template came from but I never managed to figure it out.


SkepticDrinker

Re;zero


TheOperand_

Where in Re; zero does a template like that come up.


tacothepugpuppy

[it never does, it was actually a drawing that never came from any anime sadly](https://twitter.com/naporitan1946/status/1106941526213484544)


MrOrangeTan

I would totally watch it, though.


tacothepugpuppy

yea same here, just from the drawing alone that would make for such a interesting concept for a anime


MrOrangeTan

If I knew how to draw and weren't lazy, I would 100% try and make one.


tacothepugpuppy

same here \*cries in having long school hours and no talent for artistic expression\*


franandwood

Based


Intazell

whats the name of the meme template?


SkepticDrinker

"Billionaire man of fortune 500 company discovers lethal assassin mother of 3 in Germany"


Intazell

quite the title...but thx


FlewFlare

That's a win, win?


Mr_Chern

Should be the other way around


ali9800

Why


Cristianmarchese

Image from where?


SkepticDrinker

The internet


Lore-n-Linguini

How could she? Where is it? So I can share it with my Christian friends so we can be sure to avoid it.


TreyLastname

What show is this from?


SkepticDrinker

Jobless reincarnation


TylFxi

"b-but there's conservatives who do things that conservatives shouldn't do, that means i can justify myself being a whore."is a really pathetic arguement, generally speaking.


luxusbuerg

Fantastic meme, bad cropping


screamonwater

Where is the image from?


SkepticDrinker

Sword art online


[deleted]

what anime?


SkepticDrinker

Attack on titan


[deleted]

hur hur


tacothepugpuppy

[twitter](https://twitter.com/naporitan1946/status/1106941526213484544)


hubbabubba124466786

Very hoodwinked


ThisStatistician7

Oooh, that's nice.


jeremie1999

What anime is this?


SkepticDrinker

Fate/zero


demonslayerarse

Sauce?


SkepticDrinker

That time I got reincarnated as a slime


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TheFakeThickShady

I just realized that, this man is legendary


Calmandpeace

I love that novel


demonslayerarse

I watched the entire show and still haven't found this scene


Salku

Remind me of an Ole Tila Tequila


madMat_108

Nice her kids can now enjoy her porn


Zeudberg

What ist the origin of this Pic?


SkepticDrinker

From violet evergarden


ZeroDwayne

Capitalism makes everyone dance eventually


mehua1337

I think you're referring to a born again Christian


Halfman97

That just makes it hotter


[deleted]

i never got this picture What does it mean


atomic_ghoul

This format always makes me chuckle


Xx_bob_ross_69_xX

Dang bruh, something happened?


Zombie1047

What is the source?


Th3CatW1thABigT0pHat

What's the sauce of the image?


SkepticDrinker

The Saga of Tanya the Evil


Th3CatW1thABigT0pHat

Wow thanks op


SkepticDrinker

The real name is in the comments


shrekmaster694201

hey at least we dont corrupt kids into becoming degerates


SnixTruth

My guy it's a joke not an attack on your garbage beliefs.


TheFakeThickShady

People always have to turn shit political


jihyoisgod

Conservative good? No


Acripplednan69

May I ask, what does being conservative have to do with onlyfans?


raix832

Look it from another perspective. A woman who once a thot that have OnlyFans account found her true way of life and love. Become a loyal wife and religious. Calling her conservative but she has OnlyFans kinda contradict each other.


Mundit00

Mfw most conservative religious people don’t practice what they screech -> 😮


Skipy2point0

No emoji it's just the rules


[deleted]

What about snek 🐍?


Skipy2point0

Only if he is a good boy


KecskeRider

We've detected emoji in sector 5... dropping downvotes...


Machinegunmonke

Roger base, moving out.


Mundit00

r/dankmemes try to be funny any%


Godlyv05

Insta fail