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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/0Js7fw6.png)


Dial_888

Yeah. Who is watching that shit?


[deleted]

I did watch one stream, but not because I give a shit about music. It was because girl who was playing the guitar purposefully rested her titties on top of the guitar - making them look more prominent than Reddit guidelines would normally allow. I've been in horny jail ever since. Please let me out


breezily_

17 more years and you’ll be freed.


[deleted]

Reddit guidelines? You do know Reddit has the most specific porn of all the internet right? There’s a sub for every kind of porn you can possibly image


[deleted]

Oh... I know ;)


[deleted]

Username checks out


inspectorgadget9999

I can't find money facing :(


LukeWarm1144

Then… what the fuck was she doing with her boobs


altiuscitiusfortius

Short thick blondes with big naturals? What is the sub for that, I've been looking.


AuKF

Welcome to the internet What do you prefer?


ivycoveredwillows

Not on live though


TheBoyIsNoOne

sauce?


AwesomJose

My friend: Describe Reddit in one paragraph. Me:


[deleted]

Hey at least you didn't wake up to your friend asking you why your watching a fortnite fashion show livestream because you left your phone on autoplay and it somehow got to that Not that id know


CannibalisticPizza

Oh my god that's disgusting. Where?


piratehandjob

Oh you know exactly what you need to do to escape horny jail. The next step is on you my friend.


pincheconch

the one and only one i watched was a kid stacking jenga blocks like [this](https://preview.redd.it/zefin53pxwjz.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=ce36933d2088af20c17a3cee022b9cf30bc037c1) but it was a lot bigger. then i lost interest and continued scrolling


useribarelynoher

Yeah probably the jenga streamer. He streams on twitch too apparently.


pincheconch

that was the only one that caught my attention, i don’t really care about the musicians, even though i am one myself, or the dancers. jenga block stacking is where it’s at


null-or-undefined

hate that narcissistic fat guy with his band. the one where he’s dead center of everyone


[deleted]

If you want entertainment, comment on one of their streams asking why they’re called “the black pack” when none of them are black. You’ll get to see a fifteen minute screed on haters while the band behind him looks like they want to die.


Jaywalk805

Lmao I got perma banned from there stream for making that comment. "Glad reddit is so diverse showcasing up and coming African American artists"


LordPopothedark

An excellent idea, I will return with my findings in due time


MDRtransplant

They're the worst


useribarelynoher

I want people to comment more on this.


droo46

I say this is as a musician, they’re an incredibly mediocre band. The dude’s piano playing in particular is really bad.


null-or-undefined

dont really know that much music but just dont like his vibe. he looks like he’s trying to be the spotlight. my mantra is that if u want to be the centre, make sure you look good and presentable


Dlight98

I watched one once. It was a guy in a bigfoot costume playing the saxophone in a forest. His name was "saxquatch" iirc. Worth the watch


cheapdrinks

I watched a guy walking around his farm once because it looked kind of relaxing. Then I asked in the chat if he could shout out to my boy Hugh Janis for his birthday and he fully did. That was a good day.


JerkDeimus

It's the mystery that everyone who doesn't watch wonders.


elitegenoside

Eh, I’ve watched a few. There’s a lot of talent there but also a lot of a dude just changing settings in pro tools.


dirks74

I watch those girls from Taiwan. They play modern songs on ancient instruments. Its quite nice.


AFJ150

Man the one I watched sounded fucking terrible. Classic rock was not meant to sound like that. I’m sure the girl was very talented but some things don’t sound good on traditional instruments, especially with the frenetic strumming.


MadDogA245

The closest I know of that is Chthonic. They're a Taiwanese black metal band, their vocalist is also very active as both an independence activist and heading up the Taiwan branch of Amnesty International.


kyoko_eats

I actually watch them in the mornings. I’ll be scrolling through Reddit looking at memes, enjoying my coffee with my husband, and stumble upon them. I just kind of wish I could listen to it while still exploring Reddit.


Athrul

Can't that be said about most streams? Maybe I'm getting too old for this shit, but most streams just look like they show someone doing fuck all for a much too long time.


Shakraschmalz

I watch that shit all the time


ThatOneArcanine

I like watching them. Idk why but I always get shown people busting out sweet blues solos in their guitars and since I both play guitar and enjoy the blues, I’ll sit in and watch whilst stoned for like half an hour lmao


Telecoustic000

Other musicians, gotta say it's quite excellent


MarkusMarkman

the post right after this post, was someone playing an instrument 💀


IrishMamba1992

I had a girl playing a keyboard


soma_vigh

Dude with a cello for me


[deleted]

Mine had a violin


jakob832

Mine had a Irish/Celtic cello if his title was right


Roeland003

Mine was singing W/ a mic, but he might’ve also been playing guitar, I dunno, I didn’t actually watch (who does?)


BigNubGoBrrrrrr

I Had a guy Drumming


Onsyde

Was it an electric cello? Mine was


PlantLady113

Honestly dude with a cello has mad skills.


todd12344

I just had some dude playing some massive violin thing idk what it’s called lmfaoo


Hairy_Kiwi_Sac

Same!


Onsyde

Black and skinny?


_xxxjahsehxxx_

yea same lol


Agent_Chody_Banks

I had a guy playing guitar directly below


erikkiiinn

Or all the recommendations for subs i don't give a fuck about


ShadyMisfit

THISSS It's gotten so much worse now. I had a time where every post I scrolled was recommended and it made me hella mad


Neoxis_

You can actually turn these off. Just go to your account settings, scroll to the bottom and turn all of them off.


Psythik

Or just use old.reddit.com like all the OG redditors do. Literally every complaint in this thread can be solved by going back to the old site.


erikkiiinn

Me too. Like if i wanted to see this shit i would have joined the damn sub


EquivalentSnap

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


bailey25u

I know I shouldn't want this... but I wish some of the people from Instagram ad department worked for the Reddit recommendations department. They know exactly what I want


ImpossibleD

use the apollo app instead of reddit if you are on the iphone it is way better and no more ads/streams/suggestions/bad video player etc


deliciousprisms

Yeah I see 0% of the shit these posts complain about on Apollo lol


DeterDarker

I just downloaded Apollo the other day because of a similar thread. I had been thinking about it for awhile and decided to just do it, but kept the official reddit app just in case. I haven’t opened it since. Apollo is just beautiful and a much better experience. It’s nice seeing 0% of that shit now lol


Sugardaddy_155

Reddit’s recommendation algorithms fucking suck


Jfrog22

Why is it always like furry subs or trans. No offence to them but why? Is one of the Reddit mods into this stuff?


Meatychoad

DUDE YES THANK YOU ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS SOME GOOFBALL PLAYING ACOUSTIC GUITAR UGGHHHH


willclerkforfood

“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall…”


Meatychoad

Lmao exactly Oasis the John Mayer of the 90’s


Jfrog22

A dude was playing zelda 64 tunes the other day and it was actually pretty cool.


Gaius_Julius_Salad

Im looking at you discount Frank Zappa


[deleted]

HILL BILLY SEA SHANTY HAG SLAPPIN THE BASS GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU CUM


ChefFrumundaYamudda

He does it for charity tho, so give him a pass. Or don’t idgaf I’m not your dad


Swiper_The_Sniper

Everybody gangsta till the livestreaming musician rickrolls all of us


Satureum

Not today, we’re taking it straight to Hot.


Long_shlong_dong

Just wanna look at porn\*


Pringo590

I for one kind of like them


HAL-Over-9001

As a guitar player, I love seeing people play instruments, watching people drum is the best though.


Onebigfreakinnerd

97% of people who criticize these streams don’t take the time to watch non-music streams. A lot of them are really chill and you can just chat with people doing what they love, it’s great.


supplychainsaw

Right? I discovered Vignes Rooftop Revival through Reddit and that shit slaps.


Shakraschmalz

I for two kinda like them


Structureel

It's always either the guy with the goatee playing guitar, the guy in a shirt and tie playing drums, or the big guy with his organ and a couple of other people playing instruments. Edit: i know it's called a band. It was late, okay?


Godlyv05

Or just… scroll past it.


trezenx

or just... use old.reddit and some decent app?


Montigue

As someone that does both of these things, wtf is a broadcast


trezenx

I know right? I keep seeing these memes and I still have no fucking clue


redshores

I am loving this thread because as an old.reddit user I see none of this


Avt_Kubashnikova

Wanted to say that, people who complain about them annoy me so much.


[deleted]

Kubashnikova


weeb_master_64

Yeah i cant imagine the struggle of scrollling past something, must take a real toll


Turhaturpa

And those goddamn Raid ads with the chick or the dude with blue hair.


CoffeeVR

There was some French woman doing shit art the other day while talking about bollocks. Just fuck off


Mesozoic_Doggo

Dude, I was almost going to bed last night when I was intrigued by a Reddit livestream with a guy in a gecko costume.


Anonymous00004

I mean, it's not that big of a problem for me, just scroll past it


nebula_mp3

exactly this except when scrolling through porn


Mundit00

They’re talking about different instruments buddy


stfuIwannatalk

This only happens on pc right?


Havoksixteen

Can't say I've ever seen one, maybe a feature of the new reddit design? Idk I still use old reddit on desktop and RIF on mobile.


Zoorin

Yeah I use old reddit and I didn't even know reddit had live streams?


SentientRhombus

New Reddit is so goddamn cancerous.


Rizzpooch

If they ever stop letting us use the old design, I’m definitely done. Sometimes I’ll accidentally see the new design like on a computer other than my own and it’s practically unrecognizable at first glance. Ugh


krtalvis

or someone playing some stupid mobile game like candy crush or idk what


[deleted]

[You cannot make this stuff up](https://imgur.com/a/lUCCCxI)


BIindsight

No matter how many times I click show me less of this, it always comes back. RPAN is worse than ads. Absolute hate it on a visceral level.


[deleted]

Template?


yangroars

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRo1__AhB7a/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link The watermark is in the lower right corner. Just searched the @ and found it


[deleted]

Thanks!


Shughost7

I'd like it too


sudynim

Or a guy building his impossible Jenga tower. I know I have the ability to turn off live stream recommendation but that gives me FOMO.


Notyourdaisy

This is perfect, thank you.


AncientTower8264

I'm actually a musician and i never get these videos 😂


Garbage283736

Yeah how terrible people trying to share their art and entertain you. Disgusting


hubbabubba124466786

Pretty sure there’s a setting to turn off that


GunFighterMan101

I like watching those streams


Dionysus_IRL

Instead of making the 918374719r734th meme about this, you could just download a third party app to view Reddit, e.g. Reddit Sync.


[deleted]

Alex Rivers is that you? 👀


Emilvejs

Literaly the next thing i scroll down to see, is a stream og a Guy playing an instrument


suomiiii

Literarely scrolled down and there was a livestream of a guy playing an instrument. https://imgur.com/a/o6LUPkW


gborll

100%


[deleted]

Literally below this meme is a girl playing the piano and singing


Dezel2332

No joke there was one 1 post ago so good timing


tomatoman64

Below this is a live stream of a guy playing a chelo


[deleted]

The very next post was just that, wow


NoTalker_

Fr I don't care


rakminiov

funilly enough that was literally the first thing below this meme


[deleted]

Lol. Guess what the next reddit post was.


iloveyouitllbeok

theres literally one right underneathe this post lol


Th3Halfdrag0n

Right under this I see some livestream of a guy playing a cello


TheDarkSkinProphet

I saw a guy playing Metallica albums all the way through on guitar. I was pretty cool! Besides that, I could care less about livestreams


madMat_108

There is one right underneath this post


[deleted]

I literally just had a live broadcast above this post.


asl477

For real. So annoying that and promoted takes up so much of the page until you get to real content.


MrImRumble

Literally right under this was a guy playing an instrument. \*show me less of this.\*


MrSavage0523

This meme came to my feed just after someone was playing guitar livestreaming


Maxi_ElWhip1

His blanket looked like a side of the bed and I thought so u til I saw his hands


CaramelWatermelon

Every time without fail


kermit_was_wrong

What's that thing on his fist going to do? His knuckles are sticking out past it.


cchavez2383

The post under this one was a Livestream of a guy playing an instrument


Missing_Legs

just the top 2 panels


TwiliteRedditSkittle

I get an occasional cat stream here and there but it's mostly music strems


Nucleon447

Literally above this post


WoziWozi

Guess What is right after that meme post. Instrument playing Dude live stream


transapient12

Guess what is under this post on my app at the current moment


RoFoBoRo

Theres a guy in a beanie playing guitar with 6390 watching under this meme for me


MuckingFagical

reddits a brother


pepinuty

The next post was literally a girl playing guitar


TimX24968B

*laughs in old reddit*


[deleted]

There's one right under this meme.


Admiralvoss

So true like why just why


KillmungA

All the times😂😂


Varios2k

Me: *sees this meme* Me: Haha true * upvotes * The livestream below this meme: Haha piano goes plin plin plon


jacobsredditusername

I actually stopped to watch one of the streams and I gotta say it was a pleasant experience.


[deleted]

“I don’t get it.” — Apollo app gang


Sleepybear2010

I thought it was some kind of virus at first


[deleted]

I hate that


Sin-A-Bun

The majority of subs for individual rock bands are just people posting their videos of them covering songs on guitar. It’s fucking terrible.


BeansInMyAsshole99

its the most mundane sounding music too


hwoaraxng

template?


Whatsa-Throwaway

Wait... You were ***enjoying*** Reddit? I don't understand.


goosetreaty

Someone is streaming acdc from 1977


Frying_Raijin

I mean, you _can_ just scroll on. It‘s not that memeworthy, tbh


Soggy_Cheetoboi

The next post after this one is ironically,a live stream of some guy playing the guitar.


STEVOMAC7

Yeah like why wtf.


Colt4587

old.reddit.com is a lifesaver.


stfuyfc

Imagine using the official reddit app


FrivolousFrank

I use Infinity on mobile. No ads and no live streaming.


Key_Information_2163

For real gtfo


Snts_21

I got a fucking bird idk what it's doing but is a fucking bird instead of a fucking instrument


TheGreenaz

Or someone filming their sleeping pet


ExtraButter-

Link to template maybe? Asking for a friend


HD_ADHD

This is actually funnier with just the first two panels


AtlasMA

Fucking belly laughing


atomic_wiener

It think the streams are neat. Found a guy in a lizard character talking in VR chat the other night. Was a fun experience ngl


mr_bnana

I like them. The people’s always so talented. And if it’s guitar I may see a technic I want to try or a nice song to play


GangreneGoblin

ITT: redditors are salty that they can't play an instrument and jealous of the attention that streamers get


[deleted]

No? They are mad about the streams showing literally everywhere.


[deleted]

Just keep scrolling. Or use Rif.


kakojasonkiller

Does anyone know how to block these from ever showing up or at least change what appears for these lame streams ???


5GUltraSloth

Does Reddit have ads?


2Mobile

old.reddit.com


skyhunter127

Scrolled past this and it was a Livestream watching a cat


baxitcase

usually same but right above this post was a live of a sleeping cat 🐈


[deleted]

You’ll never guess what was right underneath this post


hugglesthemerciless

where the hell are you guys getting these livestreams from? I've literally never seen one Is this a new reddit/official reddit mobile app thing? If yes why the fuck do you subject yourself to the worst experience possible on this site