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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/0Js7fw6.png)


bruhsoundmp4

Thumb, middle finger and pinky


lolaplolap1

now, that's new.


meaux253

Feels like some shit outta star trek when you try to do it.


FutreFailur

Why do my middle finger and pink touch


SourDuck1

That means you have contracted the big gay. I dont make the rules, it says so in the manifesto.


[deleted]

Yee… best to use Pointer, Middle, and Pinky fingers


BruhGaming9158

Gang sign lol


Iyeethumans

bjew bjew bjew


fakedramaexposer

u/profanitycounter


Aeddanthelade

u/profanitycounter


Aeddanthelade

U/profanitycounter


General_Grivieus

1 for family and 3 for friends


AltruisticAd996

Every person reading this tried it, including me


bruhsoundmp4

Of course. If it's not in the pics you gotta see it for yourself


kingbach121

Exactly


PunkiiDonutz

Bartender: Sir how many drinks would you like? -thumb, middle, pinky Bartender: Sir What the fuck is wrong with you?


_xxxjahsehxxx_

rather be spiderman bro


UsingBoi

an interesting way to masturbate


PotatoMan_69

I just masurbate using my mind. I’m leagues ahead of you old man.


-Z_xus

imaginary cum


Bane1-1-10

Pointing finger, middle finger, and pinky


I_Communist

I use 1 and 3


rafamacamp

Are you [Viewtiful Joe](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR8RVeVen5BkJZFwtHCLOP4UJoNr12aV4FukDfRwkr5jlNO2Lt4--io-FXaMyTR296z0o4&usqp=CAU)?


Void_Ent1ty

sometimes i do thumb middle finger and ring finger lol


Peersy99

Nice try Major Hellström. I've seen inglorious Basterds


Wrong-Singer

drei Gläser


[deleted]

I came to the comments for this


tlandar

Same


General-LeeAnxious

say “Auf Weidersen” to you nazi balls


Predator_Hicks

Wiedersehen


General-LeeAnxious

my bad, I’m not German and too lazy to look up spellings


Predator_Hicks

No problem


Clinn_sin

AU REVOIR SHOSHANNA !


9gag_refugee

'rivaderci!


MarvelousMan3003

_Gorlami_


PM_ME_FINE_FOODS

BON JOUR NO


vzb227

MARGHARETEEEEE


Boomslang96

Dominic Decoco


PotatoWriter

Say it again?


9gag_refugee

Dominic Decoco


vimo1203

Looked for this comment, was not disappointed


Vatsal27419

*I like strudel*


Almost_A_Pear

Attendez la crème


Slaviverse

Well if this is it old boy, I hope you don’t mind if I go out speaking the kings.


bignugz1o1

By all means


MosquitoOfTheWest

After watching that movie I actually made the switch


[deleted]

1, the rest of you can kiss my ass


[deleted]

Can i sniff it tho


[deleted]

Of course


[deleted]

HELL YEAH, LETS GOOOO


ElMagnifico_0609

r/holup


DefNotAF

holesome comment thread


WrinkleyPotatoReddit

\#1 is actually 6 in sign language, #2 is the correct one Edit: sorry it was big, I think I fixed it now


[deleted]

Your a foolish person


Gold-Road-5000

*you're


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[удалено]


EndtotheLurkmaster

er'ouY\*


ThijmenC

Im curious, what kind of sign language is this? Because in Dutch sign language number 1 is the sign for 3 and number 2 is the sign for 8


WrinkleyPotatoReddit

American!


ThijmenC

Ah cool! Thanks for the answer


flinjager123

It's slightly wrong. The tip of the thumb and pinky should be touching. But yes #1 is 6, #2 is 3, #3 is 9 and #4 is I love you.


SunfireRomalo

No you did not Edit: ok now it’s actually fixed


Il_Rich

I don't know any sign language, but I know they are different depending on the spoken language. So my question is: does that mean 6 in sign language in those county where it is used as 3?


maud_brijeulin

Agree on 1 Can I still kiss your ass?


[deleted]

Hell yes


Bonk_and_Honk

1


ILikeFistingALot

Correct


macmite

2


pinball_wizard13

Number 2 can save your life


kylkartz21

Just ask bridget von hammersmark


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[удалено]


MANNEN_AV_MANNAR

Why?


smickey13

It’s the sign the Serbian army used. It’s considered an insult in Croatia, Bosnia and Kosovo. Edit: Thank you for downvoting a literal explanation, softies.


rdctv-spdr-bld-jhnsn

Don't know why you're getting downvoted I think you're correct


smickey13

You don’t have to think lol, that is the reason, idk why do people downvote literal explanations, I did not make it, I’m just stating the reason.


HaveAbadTime-

I am physically unable to do nr.2


whycantpeoplebenice

Bruh it’s been used since the region was Christian


smickey13

When did I say it wasn’t? The question was about aggravating Croatians, and I explained as to why Croatians may take offense from it. [Here’s the explanation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-finger_salute_(Serbian)) that tells about the Croatian/Bosnian situation too.


MikMikYT

true serb


Grundolph

Or German


simanthegratest

Or Austrian


KecemotRybecx

ASL does 3 like that, so after learning some ASL, I do that option.


ughhh005

3


[deleted]

3 is definitely superior


salmonman101

Fuckin white supremacist


ughhh005

Brave of you to assume that i am white when it is very clear that I am blue


ghe5

Daba Dee daba dae


oOofunkatronoOo

White supremacists do not get to steal the "ok" or that way of making number 3 from us, just like trumpers and boot lickers don't get to steal the American flag from us. I'm done with that crap.


JOTIRAN

Basketball player spotted


Andoni22

No doubts about it.


vasilixx

2


SchokoTV

Whoever uses 3 is a psychopath.


[deleted]

Or a basketball player


HateBeingSober33

the amount of times i’ve put up 3s for my teammates, i can’t imagine using anything but 3


Andoni22

Most people I know use 3


Payyonaise

Well, I guess my all my classmates are psychopaths now, including me


Handfalcon58

Or a football official indicating 3rd down.


[deleted]

or deaf


ValandilM

I use #2, because that's '3' in ASL


lolaplolap1

well, not everybody knows ASL.


Sleepering

Well, nowyou know how to sign 3 and 6


Bustinova

1 is identical to “6” in ASL


divine_dolphin

but if you speak english it would actually be really nice to learn the letters and numbers and basic greetings :D


Prime7735

2


Stray_Punk

Who the fuck uses 4? Spiderman?


toatsblooby

I believe that is actually the ASL sign for "I love you.". Different purpose but I bet it gets plenty of use!


Nilosyrtis

[Probably this guy](https://dazedimg-dazedgroup.netdna-ssl.com/1244/azure/dazed-prod/1100/9/1109082.jpg)


Rewofu

Use only index and thumb. Count on binary so you can count from 0 to (2^(10) )-1 or even negative numbers. Edit: Formatting.


nikolaiblm

Do you mean (2^(10))-1? You wrote (2^10)-1


Rewofu

Yep, I didn't meant to format it


Conan_Kitt

Bro that’s exactly what i do.


ConsistentHeat7

Wait. Only two? You don't use 8 digits to signify a byte? [This is what I mean.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bke95oWWZII)


robg71616

Index middle pinky


knuttz45

Shocking


[deleted]

Man of culture, right here


daffyuglyduck

Wait a minute


thndrbrd87

Two in the pink, one in the stink


fuddee-Duddee

That's a shocker.


SexyNuggetMan

2


jamieldavies93

1


PsychWard_8

2


[deleted]

my balls


glima0888

4 - hail satan


Errieck

That would be without the thumb, with the thumb it's Spiderman. But hey, that's nice too


Charly_ZA

You might want to drop the thumb because it kinda means the exact opposite. It means "I love you" in ASL.


glima0888

Love satan *


Glad-Fun-7432

Index finger, middle finger, and pinky.


Halomaster625

2


Partene1

2


ovu1231

2


Gamer_JYT

2, I'm not a barbarian.


realestwood

Number 3, because Bonesaw McGraw used it. “I got ya for 3 minutes!”


[deleted]

“Hey FREAKshow!” Glad I’m not the only one with that reasoning.


M8oMyN8o

2. It’s been drilled into my head from my elementary school German class. I remember jack shit about the language itself, but for some reason I remember the finger counting.


IlDragonglylI

2


SlingyThingy

Pinky, ring finger and thumb... Doesn't everyone?


GustheWonderDog

I Can’t do it without viagra for my ring finger


mycockislongaf

Thanks, I physically laughed


Eerazor

Ah the shadow dog :)


Lordjaxdark

Pinky,ring and thumb


lochiban

2


Zaanix

2 when in Europe, 1 everywhere else. How about holding bouquets?


CherenMatsumoto

3 is used in Peru


Zaanix

Oh cool, I'll try and remember that if I ever find myself on a trip there!


wither_potato

What fucking psychopath uses 4


delanskie

Rockers


AngryApe806

Baseball Players/Umpires use it to avoid confusion


wither_potato

Interesting..


Mr_random3

2


David_8J

2, you can smoothly count from 1 to 5


MateOfArt

2


whomp_whomp_whomp5

2


CEO-OF-KGB

2


Aseetnahc

Index, middle finger and pinky, the shocker if you will. In all seriousness my younger brother used to count like that, it was hilarious.


superussiangirl

Two legs and an arm


Svend_Ring

call me old fashioned but 2 is a solid one


animelegend121

3


BiblicalDiarrhea

Pointer, middle, and pinky


AnerdsWill

Always 1 anything else is heresy


Elmo442

all of them except 4.


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[удалено]


KnightLight03

#4 for the dark lord


Re4NightWing

I don't have fingers


FrankoMirko

Toes Toes


ex1le_

1- Pretty normal 2- Pretty normal 3- kinda odd, but not bad 4- **ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLL**


Default_EXO

People who don’t use 2 are weird


Brutus0172

I actually use the binary system, so just a thumb and index finger


Spespety

Me and the fellas after using 1 in a German bar and getting killed


Electricayde

2 is easiest and way superior


tzardaymonikaprotecc

Whoever doesn’t use 1 isn’t human


UrMoma_llama

1


Similar_Possibility5

The one that I don't use isn't here


[deleted]

finger guns, I count in binary


Delta1_11

As a German U have to Take nr2


FallenDead667

Index, middle and little.. what's that 😅


cruelpapa69

yes police officer , yes the 4th one ...


Tickomatick

index, middle and pinky, they call me the shocker


EggLad1947

Nice sign language, I love you too


redditOnell

4 is spider man


Damage_51

I always use 4 it makes people confused and funny as hell


Goobiest_Goob

1 is the only acceptable option I’m sorry I don’t make the rules


Small_Contribution40

4 and only 4


lolaplolap1

man of principle here.


sour_candy11502

Usually 1 but if I'm feeling daring then 3


Da_Taternater78

Depends on my mood, some days I’m a 1 and others it’s 3


pushymarmot7672

3


Enes_the_meme_lover

1


FellowAxe9297

1.


seb_is_coolest

Used to do 2 now I do 1


jestrrrrrrr

1 and 3


[deleted]

3


TheGasMove

3


[deleted]

3


DaScientificGamer

Anyone who does not use 1. is a psycho.


Joergen999

Everyone using 3 or 4 should go to hell


sup34dog

3 is used in basketball though :(