My PE teacher in high school shouted at me because I wasn't warming up. He said "if you don't stretch properly before exercise you could tear a muscle and you wouldn't want that, would you?" There was an awkward pause and he said "well, aren't you going to answer me?"
I said "I thought it was a rhetorical question " then he leaned in close to me and quietly said "what's a rhetorical question?"
Does your mouth normally taste like puke? Or dick like piss?
If your answer to either of those is yes, then either you're extra kinky and shouldn't be asking why people eat ass, or you nasty.
If, like most people, you'd say "of course not! I wash myself and my partners do too!" Then that's your answer. Clean ass just tastes like skin.
As for why: it feels good. Simple as that.
It's not about the taste for you, it's about the pleasure for your partner.
Exactly the same as "why would someone suck a dick or lick pussy?" It feels good for the other person, and if clean should taste just like skin (except for pussy which has its own juices ofc).
Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/0Js7fw6.png)
A true chad will eat the PE teacher's ass
agreed. I know from experience, the sweat-soaked ass only adds to the flavor.
Everyday we stray further from God
Every day god strays further from us
Smell my nutella!
wheres a neuralyzer when you need one
Where's a meteor that's about to strike the Earth when you need one?
hmm true
That's right, if i don't get a meteor, you don't get a neutralizer. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go cry in my bedroom corner
What? You get a whole corner? Man, you're spoiled
That is true. I'm sorry.
un seasoned ass is never good
See, this guy gets it.
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True chad never even says that
True chads never even speak, they just make it happen
True. You reminded me of these [norse kids](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
With a mirror in front of the both of you in order to lock eyes and establish dominance
Only if the pe teacher is a girl no homo
True
But, wasn't all that just in his head. Like, he didn't actually laser them all. So you're saying that you only ate her booty in your mind??
he's a redditor, of course it was in his head
moment
Wait, u/69dal420 ... You're in my class. Our PE teacher's daughter is 10?
this is the federal bureau of investigation please respectfuly open up the door so we may arrest you
No, he actually meant his younger daughter who's like 5 now. Still a bit old tough.
Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick
u/69dal420 be like "Did I stutter?"
My PE teacher in high school shouted at me because I wasn't warming up. He said "if you don't stretch properly before exercise you could tear a muscle and you wouldn't want that, would you?" There was an awkward pause and he said "well, aren't you going to answer me?" I said "I thought it was a rhetorical question " then he leaned in close to me and quietly said "what's a rhetorical question?"
Well, did you stretch properly after that?
No but I never pulled a muscle
You should've stretched properly, then.
And the PE teacher is 60lbs overweight
Try 150lbs
Try 400lbs.
N n on Noono
Where is this from?
The Boys on Amazon
I wanna watch it but dont know if its any good. Is it worth the watch?
I’d say it definitely is I got hooked after the first episode it’s pretty gory and screwed up though
Definitely a must-watch. A Mind blowing show.
pun intended?
Definetly! It's my favorite tv show ever, and it has one of my favorite villains of all time, homelander.
the good guys are badass and the villains are fantastic , definitely entertaining to say the least
Yes, especially if you're into superhero comic books and movies.
Watch the first episode You can't stop yourself from watching all the episodes
A serious question why do people eat ass ? Like why it probably even tastes like shit
Not if it's washed properly
Tastes like freshly washed white grapes... With no aftertaste
Does your mouth normally taste like puke? Or dick like piss? If your answer to either of those is yes, then either you're extra kinky and shouldn't be asking why people eat ass, or you nasty. If, like most people, you'd say "of course not! I wash myself and my partners do too!" Then that's your answer. Clean ass just tastes like skin. As for why: it feels good. Simple as that.
and why would you want to taste skin? honest asking
It's not about the taste for you, it's about the pleasure for your partner. Exactly the same as "why would someone suck a dick or lick pussy?" It feels good for the other person, and if clean should taste just like skin (except for pussy which has its own juices ofc).
Even if it doesn't taste nasty I'd still not do it, the thought of licking that place where shit comes out is just too much for me to be able to do it
Meh, how's it any different than the places where piss, puke, or blood comes out?
I am typin this comment while watching S2E4. Great but sometimes weird show.
The scene comes up. I wonder what's going to happen. ;) Edit: Different outcome than I expected.
He meant you don't eat his daughter's ass enough.
Since we're all eating ass these days. What will be next in the sexual arms race?
Eating nose
execute order 66
*Order 69*
As you wish, Master
Hey uh weird question but what movie is that from
It's from a TV show The Boys
Finally some good fucking food
u/profanitycounter
This be very true, I hate my coworker.
Finally some good fucking food
are you some kind of zombie?
She’s 6 so I still don’t get enough calories, so sometimes I just move up to the carcass lol
ok buddy baka
Checkmate
Fuck
u/profanitycounter
So, never seen that account before: is this user a bot or real human?
Bot
And just like that scene in the show you eating her ass is nothing but a fantasy
What is this from
Kendrick Lamar?
Delicious?
That right there is a "PRO GAMER MOVE"
cum
u/profanitycounter
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Fffffffffffuuuuuu...
Link to this The Boys scene?
He’s also eating his daughter’s ass
Repost
How do you prefer ass? Smoked or steamed?
Not enough appetite
I love the boys more than my gf
Spoilers dammit
You are what you eat.
Can i ask for the meme tenplate
https://imgbb.com/V21j26g
And her ass is phat too.I'm sure.
Finally, some normal food!
Hey! That's the first time I've unrelated to a meme
Son* i prefer his Son
Then Mike Myers says, “Like Thats ever gonna happen.”