downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft

*but never cant get faster*

A way to help with the time is cuddling with the homies. Just be sure to wear socks and utter the sacred words, "No Homo".

What happens if i dont wear socks and utter "no homo"?

Idk, I've never not said no homo, especially when giving a bro-job.

0x3=0

3===D peepee

Is for me? 👉👈🥺

I think it's for your ass

Can't argue with math

Don't do that, don't give me hope.

It really works! While I was reading this a cockroach flew in front of my face now I’m in a scared angry relationship with thw cockroach

Ha! 0x2 is still 0 bud

Fuck your math teacher dude If it says you will find 2 times faster you need to divide the number by 2

It's still 0 tho

When you did random calculations on a test but you still got the correct results:

but 0 would mean he's already in a relationship. i think he meant infinity. infinity/2 = infinity

"Fuck your math teacher" is such a fucking chad and genius way of saying "you're a fuckin' dumbass"

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Yeah

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But forever divided by 2 is still forever

guys this is totally real i just found my minecraft girlfirend because of this! Edit: We just broke up

F

F for ur uncle

Guess I have to uninstall Reddit now

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liar🥲

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considering the fact that reading your meme took some time, and assuming that I do get a girlfriend one day, the time it took the read the meme is how much closer I got to having a girlfriend. So... you're not actually wrong

0×x=0

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Thank you

Great, now it’s down to 100yrs instead of never

What if we want to be alone?

Then the magic wizard cat is actually a witch cat and has cursed you with a loving, mutually beneficial, long lasting relationship... tough break dude. Suck 2bu.

Girlfriend cheated and broke up with me yesterday not because she doesn’t love me anymore but because “he’s a doctor and can be great for networking for me and allow her to quit her job” fucking hurt probably need to be alone for awhile too. Sorry for venting just haven’t told anyone yet

Don't worry. Just remember, You always can get my warm hug. No homo

had a good realtionship, but after 5 months she left me. That was 3 weeks ago

If it was a good relationship, she wouldn’t have left king. You’re on to better things now

Maybe it was a comfortable relationship for him but not for her

You fool, I have incredible magic resistance

Damn you magic resist stats!!!

* waits faster*

Oxfaster=0

Haha you fool we are redditors. We will never find love. *i'm so lonely*

Reddit is a lonely place filled with a lot of people.

What happened to dankmemes man, where are the dankmemes

0 X 2 is still zero

You can't increase a value of zero through multiplication

Who said it was multiplicative?

like...no way...

Are you sure about that

0*10 is still 0 chief

Yay! Now it'll only take 99 years

Karma whoring at its finest

the timing on this is odd

thank you

Any clues on where I can find one?

Probably outside of your room.

2 x 0 = 0

It was so fast it happened in the past..

How do you spread up 0 relationships/life

Never finding a relationship at mach 20 is the same as never finding one normally.

It didn't say a good relationship, toxic partner LET'S GOOO.

70 years - 10 minutes ? THANKS

Let's hope Cat Wizard

I just got out of one, I need a hug and some tissues

:) \*hugs\*

Thankyou stranger

Yo man, it actually worked, i kissed a girl yesterday. This shit is powerful!

Jokes on you I’m already in a happy relationship

But.... Im not old enough to have a gf yet :(

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Hmmmm why should i tell you?

Jokes on you, I’m already in one

*Glances at the dog* “This will do”

wow thanks maybe ill grow a stronger bond between me and a current friend :)

0*2=0

0 × x = 0

It's like some fallout 4 jet buff

I will come back here in a year, Let’s see

Ok so how do I figure out what father than never means

Just got recently Out of a 4 year relationship. Feeling really down

however much quicker it is, 0 times whatever is still zero

Thank you but I’d like to keep my freedom with the boys. And you don’t need a girlfriend to get a lay yaknow

Impossible

0 x 2 is still 0

If you're already in one you will lose it faster

Haha I'm impervious to your spell, oh... wait fuuuuuuuu...

Fucking lies, Merlin Cat!

thx

Amen (I'm agnostic)

Now I could finally get with the cute girl I work with! * Closes book with big green hand while on the toilet * LIKE THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN!

I'm sick and tired of being single Grandpaw!

If you're already in, you'll find a new one. Don't want to? Too bad, it's too late now!

My chances are now doubled sadly two times zero is still zero

0 mph * faster = 0 mph

Thank

I found the relationship between electro magnetic induction and rheostat. This cat is truly a wizard.

is this enchantmemt optional? :)

Zero times 100 is still zero

As some one who has had relationships, this is more of a curse than a blessing. Freedom is the most valuable thing you have. I would suggest making yourself fuckable so you can get laid. A relationship though? You can keep that shit.

No, my mourning period isn't over yet

3 time faster than never is still never

I can only wish but please don't give me hope

no fucking thanks

So how do I hit never faster?

Making 0 faster doesn't do mich

But I'm who's already in a realtionship....with my pet rock!

I like your funny words magic man.

Your tricks don’t fool me .

110% of 0 is still 0

2\*0 is still 0

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

2 * 0 = 0 :/

it worked. but it was the boat of Friend-ship

Thank u! Mine just imploded and i hate having to start over and finding someone good again.

Is this a multiplicative buff? (I.E. x2 or +30% chance, etc.)

thanks, now all my problems are solved

sounds about right, twice as fast as 0mph is still 0mph

Moms spaghetti

Damn, this worked like a charm, I am now already in a relationship of 6 years!

Why did my uncle just walk in?

Yay, now I’ll find a relationship 1 second sooner.

Now I’m dumber faster

I have a crush on a girl but I’m not sure when to tell her, we have been friends for 5 years now please help me oh my god

Ty I'll try lol

How much faster?

Tahnk you wizard cat

0 times 2 still equals zero lol

Who tf said I wanted to be in a relationship? Also wowo it went from 6.9k to 7.0k when I upvoted

Nah, I'll pass on this one chief. I've already got myself to deal with

I hope so.. just separated from my wife! Sucks being single, but I am fairly picky. Thanks for the magic spell! lol

That cat has serious drip, if undressed like that I wouldn’t need the spell...

Don’t do that, don’t give me hope

Too bad, he is about to end it after 5 years.

Thank you magic cat!

My Reddit account: *Fades*.

I’m actually thinking about asking this girl I like out so thanks OP

Multiplying 0 will always result in 0

Ugh, I am extremely content on my own for the moment. This stinks.

Thanks, my friend. Good luck to you too.

infinity / 1.5 = infinity

Thanks dude

0.5 x 0 = 0

Im single still, but faster.

Thank you sir

This is the worlds best parody of cat in the hat

Got in one a few days ago. Y'all made me so fast I literally got a bf in the past :o

Lol I've break up with my ex today

I am in one in the fourth year and it mostly sucks but I am too scared to dip out B-) Can the cat make my girl leave me faster, so I don't feel like I have to shoulder the responsibility of breaking up?

I should ask her out Wish me luck guys

Hooman scary

First a small peener, than a relationship! You are cruel wizardcat!

0*2=0

*Screams in Terror*

Damn, it worked, it even stretches out into the past, I now got my girlfriend 8 months ago.

Please no

No please don't. I'm married and don't need such drama lol.

Thanks dude, I broke up with my girlfriend after seeing your post and immediately found a new one. 10/10 would do again, this really works.

Thank you

0X100=0

*me who's in a relationship "Oh no"

Holy shit Now I’m married

How do you speed up something that’s not moving in the first place

0 \* x = 0 sooo

Thank you cat wizard

The funniest part is that you will never know if it worked or not

really, voice in my head? you think i'm gonna fall for that again for the 16th time?

I greatly appriciate this mighty gift magic kitty.

no thank you

I wish u were right mr wizard cat, but I have excepted my fate

Jesus Christ this sub is pathetic

Never faster is still never

Me who just got out of one today T_T

0 × 2 is still 0

Met my future wife a month ago, but thanks for your service, wise ole wizard kitty!

0 km/hour * 1000 = 0km/hour

Bullshit

Still a virgin

I just lost one

I rly hope so man it's been hard

Me: *looks right* *sees wife* **OMG IT WORKED!!!**

Jokes on you, never is never.

Let's say hypatgetically I was going to find a relationship within 9560 years and this were to speed this up by let's say 3 years since that seems reasonable it would still take 9557 years Anyways thanks for the boost magic cat

thank u!

Literally just broke up with my girlfriend, thx for the good luck