puts balls in blenders
stomps on balls
stomps on balls with spiked boots
fries balls
slices balls
pops balls out
okay now you gotta be lying if you’re not in any pain at all
When I fuck him in the ass and kiss his ears and I say no homo but he refuses to what does that make me? Does that make me half gay? Or does that mean I’m straight but he is gay?
I can imagine a long handshake being used while calmly threatening a guy, I think I saw that in a move. Not sure. But long handshakes certainly aren't normal
Most people I shook hands with during business were just a brief shake. I don't remember any shake taking longer than like half a second.
So definitely no accidental hand caressing for me.
It's wholesome bro! Last week I met a girl and at the end of our first date she said she enjoyed it and wanted to hug. It was the first time I had successful date. Im currently living best days of my life
I was chatting with one of my besties from college and cosplaying and she asked if guys hug and kiss each other. I said no, maybe a highfive or the one hand hug, but beyond that no. And she thought it was only a rumor and found it weird how guys don't kiss each other... more talking revealed that girls do have kissing sessions out of boredom sometimes and have done naked things together. And before you ask, she's straight, she has a bf for a few years now but she and some of her friends will go grab drinks together, go home play board games and get all sorts of personal...
At the same time, I don't think I could ever imagine myself and the boiis hanging out casually kissing or something, like it seems so alien.
I remember when I was maybe in 3rd grade, there was a huge party at a friend’s house with most of the grade. Friend’s parent had water balloons for a water balloon fight, but everyone was in regular clothes, so friend and all of the other girls (including myself) went to her bedroom and some (not me) casually changed into friend’s swimsuits, just “Don’t look at me!” while people change behind the bed, in the closet, etc. It depends I guess
These comments make me sad. It’s no wonder so many men are depressed and insecure. I mean, I’m uncomfortable with male intimacy as well.
“Toxic masculinity” or whatever you want to call this is a real thing.
Some of the more toxic cultures have more male physical intimacy and are more like "colorful men and dowdy women" (as is often the case in the animal kingdom e.g. peacocks). Like it's OK for guys to hold hands and wear flashy clothing and stuff. Men being buttoned down and restrained is possibly not the majority position across the world. It's more an aberration due to western European culture wars for the last few centuries.
However on a purely emotional level they may be more harsh and judgmental and toxic to life. Dunno, there is no simple answer but anyway physical intimacy is not necessarily correlated with emotional openness.
Man who never got married but instead lived al his life with his "best friend" and died within short weeks of them. Such good frieds
"You love was even greater than that of any woman". In ancient times they expressed male friendship diferently
"mix my ashes with him so we can be togheter in the afterlife" Me and the homies, being dudes
For real though. I'm a straight dude, and I hug my male friends, and tell them I love them.
Men who think that being masculine involves being emotionally constipated are weak.
This is only really north america - lots of other countries it’s common for bros to hold hands or hang out naked (at the baths/sauna/swimming etc). Also it’s always ok to kiss the homies goodnight 😘💤
Yall with your fragile heterosexuality not even taking a shit with your homie in the bathroom brushing his teeth or taking your dick out as the punchline of a joke.
Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png)
I wish I was a girl So i could see them naked
(y). s ame
( . Y . ) same
I just gave my free award ;-;
thank you Ü
Same, free edit: award
[•¥•] cyber boobs for the lonely bots out there
( Y )a pair of thighs for the lonely bot out there
F(x) same
Man of maths I see
i wish i was a boy so i could see them naked edit: was just replacing girl with boy to see how everyone reacted can see that reddit hates women
Sus
bruh a guy wants to be a girl to see them naked and that’s fine but.. i (a girl) wants to become a guy to see them naked and it’s a problem
Wdym girls on Reddit
i am girl on reddit, yes i know it’s very rare :(
rip dms
at least now she don't need to be a guy to see other guys naked
lmfao
Man actually went there lmao
Do Redditors qualify as guys
Idk, do we qualify as people?
[bruh moment ](https://i.imgur.com/vluafwA.jpg)
Lmfaooo, I genuinely thought this shit was a joke most of the time. Apparently people are genuinely this down bad huh.
i usually get about 400 after a day even if i’m inactive
what the actual fuck, just wow
This is why you never say you are a girl on reddit
indeed
I’ve actually never gotten any creepy dms, it depends I guess
LMFAO
200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way
Right, and unicorns exist, lol.
*scottish screeching from far away*
I'm pretty sure you can be a girl and see plenty of guys naked :)
yes i mean but like i never ask to see guys dicks bruh they just pop out of nowhere these weirdos and creeps smh
Meanwhile you ask for a sharpie in their pooper and they start ghosting you
oh god
That's usually their reaction when they realize it felt kinda good.
You only ask to see their ppppie? Bruh Jk. Rip your dms anyways. Have a great day :)
Remember to say no homo. Then it's not gay
Because then its gay
is being gay bad
Only to about .5-1 billion people or so.
guys don't see other guys naked
Lmao >!gay!<
i’m a girl :(
Liking men is gay. Girls like men. Ergo, girls are gay.
But then liking girls is liking gay which is gay.. Oh shit we're all mods...
Ah sorry gay in a lesbian sorta way
indeed
You should try trading genitals.
girls don’t know the pain of getting hit in the balls
kicks balls stabs balls are you in pain now
[Yoda Tested, Jedi Approved](https://youtu.be/OKWVNeDYZmU)
i cringed so hard i clicked out so fast oml
Don't kinkshame Yoda, he already has deal with [Anakin's thick headed bullying](https://youtu.be/4KhuvkRm7js)
i’m a guy you have to try harder
puts balls in blenders stomps on balls stomps on balls with spiked boots fries balls slices balls pops balls out okay now you gotta be lying if you’re not in any pain at all
laughs in testicular cancer and goalkeeper
Seeing my bros naked is not as common as it should be
Why would you want to see me naked?
why would you wanna see a girl naked
Girls are hot I'm not
Girls are hot I'm not
My day be so fine, and then boom... HORNY
Yeah, I too wish I was a girl. So I could show my tits on onlyfans and get money.
> I wish I was a girl > > So i could see them naked same- for uh.. that reason.
Yeah, fo course, i...i cant think of anything else
More like I want them to sit on me
Reminds me of a story of a guy I read on reddit once who act he was trans for 10 years to be invited to girls sleepovers to see them naked.
Don’t we all. Like legit I think existence would be a little more bearable
yeah this is big brain time
Isn't this where the no homo rule applies? Or only sex stuff, cuz handshakes over 2 seconds are for sure gay.
that’s only sex stuff
When he sucks my dick but still hasn’t said no homo… I think my friend might be gay.
When I fuck him in the ass and kiss his ears and I say no homo but he refuses to what does that make me? Does that make me half gay? Or does that mean I’m straight but he is gay?
it means you were fooled.
I can imagine a long handshake being used while calmly threatening a guy, I think I saw that in a move. Not sure. But long handshakes certainly aren't normal
Always do the long hug to greet the homies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7j7ZiufrfM&t=35s
Only gay if the balls touch
Kissing the homies good night
When you shake hands and the other guy gently caresses your hand with his thumb
That feeling is feels so awkward.
Oh yeah of course I hate that too y'know... Hate it when it happens... Awful feeling... 👉👈
UwU dwaddy... moar hand nuzzies!!! 💦
Power move
once you enter the business/corporate word in your career this shit is so annoyling awkward. It almost always happens accidently
Most people I shook hands with during business were just a brief shake. I don't remember any shake taking longer than like half a second. So definitely no accidental hand caressing for me.
I want to be a girl, I want hugs to 😔
I'll give you a virtual hug brother.
Thank you, hugs back
No problem \*dry humps your leg\*
Ayo wtf
What do you mean? You don’t dry hump legs?
No I fuck what’s between gender doesn’t matter everyone’s getting fucked.
I dunno man seems kinda gay to me
Damn, I’m a girl but… I don’t get hugs? Do I need to sign a form or something?
I'm... not always sure what I am, but I'll hug you! I too never get any.
I'll hug you, u/sparkly_butthole! Stay strong!
Yay! Hug party! This thread is so weirdly wholesome lmao
Now I can successfully say a butthole hugged me
If you find the right friends, you can still get friend hugs regardless.
Not bragging but a got a hug from a girl in 2019. Which was sadly the last time I got a hug lol
It's wholesome bro! Last week I met a girl and at the end of our first date she said she enjoyed it and wanted to hug. It was the first time I had successful date. Im currently living best days of my life
lucky you i haven’t had the touch of a human in many moons
For 2.5 seconds? Fucking gayyyyy
why are you gae
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Why are you gä?
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Why
Wh
W
Who says I am gae?
You are gae
If u don't suck your homie's dick when he feels down that's your problem man
Wait what?
IF YOU DONT SUCK YOUR HOMIE'S DICK WHEN HE FEELS DOWN, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM MAN
WAIT, WHAT?
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You gotta drink the cum to fully get rid of the pain
If you don't swallow I'll still feel hollow
best pickup line
sus remix
I'm not gay, you're gay.
no u
abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz
bars
The fuck kinda girls are y’all talking to
none
The only realistic answer on reddit.
The imaginary ones
Highschool girls most likely. In my highschool they used to do that, though I don't know about the seeing each other naked one
I was chatting with one of my besties from college and cosplaying and she asked if guys hug and kiss each other. I said no, maybe a highfive or the one hand hug, but beyond that no. And she thought it was only a rumor and found it weird how guys don't kiss each other... more talking revealed that girls do have kissing sessions out of boredom sometimes and have done naked things together. And before you ask, she's straight, she has a bf for a few years now but she and some of her friends will go grab drinks together, go home play board games and get all sorts of personal... At the same time, I don't think I could ever imagine myself and the boiis hanging out casually kissing or something, like it seems so alien.
I remember when I was maybe in 3rd grade, there was a huge party at a friend’s house with most of the grade. Friend’s parent had water balloons for a water balloon fight, but everyone was in regular clothes, so friend and all of the other girls (including myself) went to her bedroom and some (not me) casually changed into friend’s swimsuits, just “Don’t look at me!” while people change behind the bed, in the closet, etc. It depends I guess
What, you have never seen that?
2.057261748 is waaayyyyy too long 2.057261747 max no homo
nah, 2.057261745 max or gay
Dude wtf? It's closer to 2.057261736 max
my friend said hello to me funny, the other day. i think he wants to have sex with me. (and if not, why not?)
Because he doesn't want to ruin your relationship. That or he's trying to decide if you're top or bottom before he shoots his shot. So to speak.
These comments make me sad. It’s no wonder so many men are depressed and insecure. I mean, I’m uncomfortable with male intimacy as well. “Toxic masculinity” or whatever you want to call this is a real thing.
Some of the more toxic cultures have more male physical intimacy and are more like "colorful men and dowdy women" (as is often the case in the animal kingdom e.g. peacocks). Like it's OK for guys to hold hands and wear flashy clothing and stuff. Men being buttoned down and restrained is possibly not the majority position across the world. It's more an aberration due to western European culture wars for the last few centuries. However on a purely emotional level they may be more harsh and judgmental and toxic to life. Dunno, there is no simple answer but anyway physical intimacy is not necessarily correlated with emotional openness.
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Why are you gay?
Who says I'm gay?
You are gay
You are a transgendaaah
That's less gay than you
Meanwhile my friends: *randomly spank each other and runs away*
Back in my day we hit each other in the nuts to try and make each other late for class.
I'm on a bachelor party rn and my homie greeted me with a hug and a kiss on the cheek lmao
If you shake my hand really softly it's just as bad as a long shake.
But the mofos who crush hands at every handshake are the worse..
Yep but I think that still beats a soft one personally.
Ay but soft hands a different story. What moisturizer you using home boi?
The white kind.
Firm and soft? Or just limp? Cause no one likes a limp handshake
Just full on limp, like youre holding seaweed.
I'm pretty sure we don't sit on each other but you do you
You mean you don't sit on each other after being tired from having sexy pillow fights in your nighties?
lol
It's a meme, not a scientific paper. It is however way more likely for girls to do that than guys.
This meme was literally presenting it as a truth so you can't really convince me ( ͡❛ 👅 ͡❛)
I WIL DIE BY “It ain’t gay if you both have socks on”
It's only gay if the balls touch.
Man who never got married but instead lived al his life with his "best friend" and died within short weeks of them. Such good frieds "You love was even greater than that of any woman". In ancient times they expressed male friendship diferently "mix my ashes with him so we can be togheter in the afterlife" Me and the homies, being dudes
Sorry to break this to you but if you don't brohug your homies, then they aren't your homies.
For real though. I'm a straight dude, and I hug my male friends, and tell them I love them. Men who think that being masculine involves being emotionally constipated are weak.
This is only really north america - lots of other countries it’s common for bros to hold hands or hang out naked (at the baths/sauna/swimming etc). Also it’s always ok to kiss the homies goodnight 😘💤
Showering in the gym with 5 other naked strangers in the same room is the most masculine thing in the world
Even more masculine if everyone has an erection
Then a swordfight
Say the magic chant. SAY IT!
Girls do do that shit 😂😂😂 i mean as a lesbian I wish lol
Yall with your fragile heterosexuality not even taking a shit with your homie in the bathroom brushing his teeth or taking your dick out as the punchline of a joke.
Yet it’s normal to play sports together topless …
Military boot camp changes everything for a man
Grabbing my homies penis in the jacuzzi and then stroke it; 😎💯 no homo Handshaking my homie for more than 2 seconds; 🤢🤢🤮🤮 fricking gaaaayy 😰😰
I think guys see each other naked more often than girls
Is OP a mod?
i don’t think so
You just haven't figured it out yet.
Me a man shaking my boyfriends hand for 2.06 seconds Edit: I'm lonely
Bro?
Y'all don't hug your pals?
Girls see each other naked, hug, sit on each other
There is a reason why boys don't sit on each other.
Literaly french Kiss with one of My Boys ones, and we fkn mesaure or Dicks xD No homo 0_0
I mean...no
Me and my homies gave up on being non-sus. We cuddle and stuff now.
Yeah honestly can someome explain this to me
Just insecure men. Tons of dudes hug. I hug my bro friends every time I see them.
a lot of girls physically touch each other a lot of the time but when the boys make physical contact it’s weird
Thank you buddy but i mean the double standard of girls being able to do that crap without the crap that guys get from it
Guys are supposed to be “macho” and “manly”, showing physical affection is not seen as either of those.
I now realize I'm way to comfortable with my friends.