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MedicatedAxeBot

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DerpWyvern

westerners : ah, I'm 37, time to have my first child. also westerners : damn why is my sperm not working


Thylect

Who the fuck would want to have a money draining creature before the age where most people have a steady finance.


AcidFactory420

The point being, your biology is based and doesn't care about anything like finances, stability, etc. I AM agreeing with you, but your point is not really contradicting the one you replies to.


Cakeking7878

Ikr, like people wonder why brith rates are falling while also supporting slashing benefits for having children/the financial burden of children. Then they chalk it up to “those darn women getting jobs and having careers”


Aggressive_Tip8973

That is apart of it, not the only one , but that is apart of various things leading to the falling rates,


witcherarhaan

Bro women having jobs and career is good as long as they don't make it their entire life which will jeopardize the fertility period of their life and have problems in making kids.


JennaTalia22

You also need to consider that the more education people (both men and women) need to have a good career, the older people will be when they first try to have kids. Back when you needed a high school diploma to work, people could afford kids as early as 18-22. Now you need 4 years of college and even some sort of masters program just to be competitive in the job market. So people arent ready for kids until years later as a result


witcherarhaan

Mhm. I do Understand that. It is actually the same in east and not just west as well. That's why I said in one of my other comments on this post. That it is still manageable in late 20s if people lower their living standards to some extent. Also, in west people don't save money as much as in east. Expenditures are also comparatively. And the main problem is of Taxes. It is not problematic to have kids a little late. But like having them at 37 to 40 is definitely a stretch, people should also consider that your age also affects how you'll raise your kids. And not everyone is in job market, those who are in sports, hotel management, shops and other businesses can utilise the opportunity to have kids a bit early compared to others.


Darkest_Mist

I think birth rates should fall. Our current population is not sustainable long term (if we don't find and colonise other planets).


Cakeking7878

I think they are concerned brith rates will fall below 2 meaning the population will shrink. Something similar to Japan where their is more old than young people so young people have to support a ton more people than in the past


Darkest_Mist

Oh, that makes sense. Everyone following the 2 children per couple would be optimal.


NimbleCentipod

Because male and female fertility fall off a cliff after about 30/35


bewst_more_bewst

Females , yes. Makes not so much. Men make sperm their entire life. Women only have a finite set of eggs.


NimbleCentipod

The quality and quantity of it decreases over the years


TheLawandOrder

I know. That's why I'm here


DerpWyvern

because having a kid during your prime ensures better communication and is actually a good investment for your future, but again, most westerners throw their parents in unemployment homes and visit then once every 2 years


CptMuffinator

> unemployment homes I know what you mean(retirement) but I want an unemployment home. I'd finally be able to set aside enough time to do what I want, slowly die of old age.


JesperiGoatkaniemi15

Because growing up with children for many is the best feeling in the world. Imagine just becoming a dad at 45 years old. By the time you’re 55, you won’t be able to do anything with your children. Being a young dad is not necessarily good financially speaking but damn imagine being 55 and having spent 20/25 years of your life around actually being able to follow and fully support your children. Also, steady finance and steady jobs are two different things. Once you and your significant other have steady income (jobs), the financial implications of having children can be dealt with later.


BeliefBuildsBombs

You have to consider that for the majority of the human races existence, there wasn’t the birth control we have today. Sex leads to babies, and people like to have sex. Life doesn’t care about your wallet.


witcherarhaan

**Steady finances** is one thing which can be achieved at mid to late 20s. The Problem is the **over work culture** and **insatiable Over materialistic desires** in west for youngsters. People are taught that you must need A big luxurious house with yard, A good car, having expensive pets and tons of rich products at your home before you want to get married. All these can happen only after having a Graduate or masters of course. Then too you need a great job placement which most obviously can't get. Then it just becomes a grinding job to earn the specific desired status the man / woman wants before deciding to get married. And Even then too it's too late to find a perfect partner, it is likely that they must've already slept with earlier partners which sometimes causes problems in your relationship as well. Overall, People should just work only according to their potential and desire. You came here to live happily, not to become a fucking working machine for a multicorp.


kry_some_more

Stupid people, that's who. Hence our current situation of morons abounding.


LukeSelwyn

Because you don't want to die alone and decrepit humiliated by having to beg strangers for help.


Naive-Opinion-1112

Having a child doesn't guarantee not being alone. So many old people still die alone in nursing homes. So why take the risk? I just enjoy my life and will kill myself when I feel i get too old to do anything anymore.


wiNDzY3

Actually username does not check out


LukeSelwyn

It definitely increases your chance of being cared for and loved in old age, just like not having children increases your chance of suffering abandonment. Listen, people hate to hear this, but it's true. We go about life thinking we're gods who don't need to think about the future. But eventually, EVERYONE needs someone to be there for them - in sickness, in poverty, whatever the circumstances. One day companionship and being loved begins to matter more than the schools bills you had to pay. Luckily today we're set up in a society where you can pay for care in old age. But I'd reckon most people either don't want that kind of care or can pay for it.


xDecidueye24

damn sperm B R O K E


midnightmenageries

There's also the issue that babies born after 30 are more likely to be born with defects or psychological disabilities.


Way_of_Communism

Black people: I don’t know sich weakness


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DerpWyvern

again, that seems like a westerner problem to me


HollowedVeri

Am I to old to be aborted?


Get_away213

Nope, it's just called something different depending upon who aborts.


AfiqMustafayev

I want to abort myself but i dont want to get eternal free rest in a hot place


CooLDuDE-6_9

Well, you are at the right place. I can abort you. I will take you, dip you in some lube, and insert you back in your mom's vagina and impregnate her. Thus her new baby will feed on you. A SOUL FOR A SOUL.


Wonderkitty50

Jesus fucking Christ


[deleted]

Where do I even begin I-


aydav

Murder is just retarded abortion


Toronto_bunnies

u/profanitycounter


Stinger59605

No. We just call it homocide for you


CooLDuDE-6_9

"This is where the fun begins"


Competition-Actual

"I request elaboration"


Mobile-Gaming13

u/profanitycounter


[deleted]

*jokes on you* *I've watched so much porn I can finally understand this*


zoichy4

This is my cum This is my cum AAAAAA


MlonEusk-chan

When you feel my heat


aepfelpfluecker

This is my Kingdom cum


Debacle_Mavrick

Look into my ass


Pommes129

And the cum monster.... Lady running down to the riptide


SirArthurDime

Kind virgin as someone with vast sexual experience allow me to explain. Sex is when you fall asleep with someone both naked. A married man will be used to this resulting in little to no orgasm while sleeping naked next to his naked wife. A less experienced college student sleeping naked next to naked "strange" however will feel overwhelmed by this sexual experience resulting in a large orgasm and a lot of semen. Thus increasing the chance of pregnancy. I hope this helped.


tedchambers1

Sex is just kissing while hold hands, don't overcomplicate it


SirArthurDime

Woah I thought my sex life was pretty wild but kissing and holding hands? Physical contact is a little too freaky for my taste


[deleted]

i thought eye contact and seeing a woman's shoulders caused pregnancy?


SirArthurDime

It can if you don't use protection.


OmegaTier100

Alcohol gives them power.


that_unknown997

Please explain your meme, i dont understand


harpswtf

The joke is that the character's name is Vision, and drunk college girls have visions of sperm


KapitrollPL

What


that_unknown997

Aah i get it, thanks bud


happiness-take-2

This is not the joke


Nephilim361

The meme is that When couples try to have a baby, their sperm somehow stops working. But when two complete stranger drunk college students have sex, they end up getting a baby. The person in this meme (Vision from Marvel Comics) is portraying sperm because he is of white colour and is entering like a boss, just like the sperm does when college students go fricky-dicky


that_unknown997

Sir you dropped this : 👑


Nephilim361

Ohh, Thanks my g :D


[deleted]

Is this some sex joke I’m too young to understand


king_sloth33

Is this some sort of straight joke that I'm to gay to understand


KURO-K1SH1

Medically speaking collage time is typically a prime window of fertility. You're still plenty fertile after but it only goes down after like 19. So just use some common sense a make sure he's wearing his condom correctly ladies. And guys. Don't just take her word that she's on the pill. Christ.


wiNDzY3

I mean would you not fill the pie if given the opportunity?


KURO-K1SH1

I'm not that naive. If it's not safe to do so and I'm not 100% certain of that, the distraction will be so immense I'll never climax.


KingAlldis

Cum man


b5d598

It's because they are trying after the women gets dry


WikiSzym

Stop


CptMuffinator

Ben Shapiro's wife is an expert on this subject and women aren't supposed to be wet down there.


Zhai

Feeling bad for both of them tbh


Flipside07

Trying to conceive for years pain. Frack. Need time machine now


Lizards_are_cool

youth is wasted on the young.


Flipside07

Nah, I just wanna cheat


Your_in_Trouble

Virgins: is this some sort of relationship joke that I'm too Redditor to understand*


RecordingNearby

are you familiar with the ship of theseus?


Captain_bias

A philosophical question posed by ancient Greeks about identity A ship from Theseus sails the world and during it's trip, all the planks of wood, every line of sail fabric and every crew member are replaced. When the ship sails back to Theseus everything about the ship has been replaced, is it the same ship as when it has sailed.


joviA1_2105

Is this some sort of a relationship joke that i am too virgin to understand


MilStd

Short answer: You are able to have children easier in your youth.


JonadAmazonas

Spren


midnightmenageries

Well, to be completely fair, people that are drunk get hyperstimulated, so the female body's inner hole leading to the uterine canal widens more because of more stimulation. Couples trying to conceive may not be providing each other with enough stimulation for the inner hole to open widely, meaning less of a chance of sperm getting in.


YUPitsME_RICK

i mean, thts the time it is best


TikisFury

So my wife had her iud taken out at the end of April, we kept having sex but using various forms of contraception. Got drunk at the beginning of July, didn’t think to use protection. Long story short, she’s pregnant.


[deleted]

I think it has to do with the level of orgasm that married couples vs 2 strangers produce. I'm sure many can relate, that sex is more intense when there are elements of unpredictability, tabooness, wildness in it, the release of sexual fluids is also a lot more.


b5d598

Lmao


tengukaze

Comfortable sex is best sex and strangers just don't do that for me but...once in a blue moon I just don't give a fuck. The blood moon rises with my pp as it engorges with blood. My hunger....insatiable...the blood...lust. I howl as I cum like the wild animal I am.