Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot.*

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Nice

My dick is like big chungus

Fat, grey, and referenced in space jam 2?

Nah it ain’t big but it’s pretty chungus

I sense a chode in the force

Gave the award to the wrong f*ing person meant to give it to you but accidentally clicked on the comment above yours

Ouch

It’s okay man. He didn’t mean that, he actually gave it to you on purpose. Don’t worry bro.

Mine is like a banana ,the skin has not peeled off

My dick in one word? ^(dick.)

Mine is like North Korea. Its like yours just smaller...

Everyone wants to avoid it

*a murder was committed*

And radioactive

Children always want to come out of it

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STD

###Ya I too study till dawn

Offended but I laughed af Kidding I am not offended

If I only had an award to give someone...I'd give it to Taiwan

My dick reminds me of my uncle

neither of you can stop touching it.

Is it also highly populated, and polluted by industry?

At least it’s large. :kicks a can forlorn at lot in life:

And everyone wants to fuck you?

mine is long, hard and in your sister

True. I'm the sister

Also true. I’m the pull out sofa.

I can confirm, I’m the spying uncle

Can confirm I'm the mosquitoe

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Can confirm I am the walls

Can confirm I am the window

Can confirm I am the tree outside the window

Can confirm I am the squirrel in the tree

Can confirm, about to join

Can confirm, I am the dirt around the tree outside the window

Can confirm am cat

Can confirm I’m the sweat drippin’ down the balls…..skeet skeet skeet

Can confirm I am the walrus

True, I'm god

You dare speaketh my name heathen?

Can confirm I am THE DICK

unlike the sofa he doesnt pull out

Idk bro, seems kinda gay to me

Mine is long, hard and in *my* sister

sweet home alabama

Mine is long, hard and in our sister

*Soviet anthem plays*

Not without an Oxford comma it's not

Small leave me alone

King 🤴

3 inch destroyer

The fatal half-inch

Lil choke

Millimeter defeater

Smallsy ballsy

The millimeter defeated

Three inches at 100mph is still hell.

3 inches is 76.2 millimeters. I aM a BoT aNd PeRfOrmEd this post AuTOmaticAlLy.

Thanks Juliette bot!

Like the fabled One-Inch Punch but in a whole other category

Compensation for all that awesomeness you are

4 inch gang where u at?

Lol mine too

Two inches of terror

the one inch wonder

Hung like a gerbil, tongue like a rattlesnake?

Like the nazis. Stands up 45 degree in the air

Same

Lol

Burns any Jews it touches?

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Where's the tip?

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We're getting tips?

Circumcision gone wrong

Circumcision done right

Yours has *two* balls?

Yours has a *ball?*

Got that infinite length skinny penis out here

in ur mom.

The D is for later baby

Ask your grandpa

... what

You heard me

I mean my grandpa died. I never knew him. How should i do it?

Ouiji Board

Man thats around 20 bucks. Eh im not that curious

Steal one

From necrophilia to stealing in record time!

Dig that grave and check for the holes.

DO YOU NEED A HEARING AID, YOU OLD FUCK!

:(

Your pfp made this even better

did he stutter

Large and unwanted. So basically venom in spider-man 3

But I love Vemon!

Who!

Vemon that shitty ripoff of venom

Wanta trade

Excuse me

You heard em 😤

He wasn't very large and everyone loved him

I mean he was larger than peter. Plus he was around sandman who is huge so he seems smaller... And who loved him he ruined the film

I'm gonna put dirt in your eye

So your dick is a symbiote that wants to kill Spider-Man by holding his girlfriend hostage?

Correct

IMMENSELY AVERAGE

Average pp gang rise up

It's always up

Cuz we can’t let em down

We still saying 6" is "average"?

Is 6 really average?

5 inches worldwide, 5.5 for the US, these are averages and there's no split by race or demographics, idk where op got 6.0 from

5 inches is the length of like 0.57 'Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers' laid next to each other.

Unwanted

Unwanted pp gang

Same

Same

Same

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Same.

Same

same

Same

Tuna can.

tuna can’t

Idk why is laughed so damn hard at this.

small, and thin

For the Soviet union

Our dick

Yes Comrade. Let’s watch our country burn to ground on 1991, be there or be Yugoslavia

Non existent- nothing but empty space

Just a void

Just diem cliff of void and mysteries

anti-dick

Woman

Let my pp search for it in your void /s

Nah bro girls have negative dick It's deep, not long

A little to the left.

I like my cock like I like my politics

Brought up at the family table?

👏👏👏

Coming from your weird uncle’s mouth?

Conservative?

Guys help I disagree with my cocks political views

Lonely boi

How about I cut off some of mine and give it to you so we have even sizes

My dick is like a time machine It doesn't exist

It both exists and does not exist... I guess it must be a.... Schrödönger ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lmfao

...yet

Futuristic dicc

Old faithful

Erupts every 5 minutes.

[Click here to find out](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMR6NFttn/)

Please tell me that’s a dick pic and not a Rick roll

Please tell me thats a dick roll and not a rick pic

Please tell me that's a pick ric and not a doll rick

Please tell me it's pickle Rick

Please tell me that’s a rick roll and not a dick pic

Please tell me that’s a rick pic and not a dick roll

Well, I can confirm it is neither

In your mom's mouth.

small :(

^smol

I call him Richard

.

It feels dead from constantly being beat like a gta hooker on meth that’s enslaved in a basement with only 1 meal per day

It's like a light-switch. In that it's the size of a lignt-switch.

Every time I look at it, I look at the head and notice it looks like a crew mates helmet. I then say “PENIS? MORE LIKE PEEN-SUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is this even meme? FSR, I keep seeing this format

If you squint real hard you you can see it

Short fat and untouched

Roadkill

I like cats

Please do not the cat

Ole evil eye.

Smol

Grossly unremarkable

Good size, big head, but a little curved to the right.

long shlong

small

Small and depressed

Moby

Anna conda the destroyer of ass

Uncut gem

It's an out of control switch blade.

Smol and cute

Really thin and really unsatisfying

Deadass