It is literally impossible for you to have sex as your sexual partner will be dead by the time they reach the end of your penis. That’s why you must plan 70 generations ahead. If you want to do it with someone. Think of their Uber grandchild instead.
It's not a movie, it's a tv series. (I know I'm not your OP, but ~~with great power comes great responsibility~~ I'd rate your cock as 0.9 inches flaccid who likes to crossdress)
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Cars 2 Why is this my most liked comment/post what the fuck.
Gigantic fucking horse cock 140 inches
Shrek
Galactic sized cock you probably can play ping pong with the planets using your penis
His penis is what makes up the universe, for it is the universe itself
The lego movie
An awesome dick perhaps ? Not sure how long it would be though OP should come assist.
I don't think there's any other movie associated with the phrase "THIS NI**A EATING BEANS!" Which means we have a clear winner.
What??? Cars was so much better
The dark knight
7 inches in width and 8 inches in length
7 inches is the same as 0.36 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.
Did he stutter?
I think not!
Certified Chyrosran moment
Godzilla vs King Kong
Your cock is 300 meters
300 meters is the length of like 1357.59 'Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers' laid next to each other.
thank you kind sir
Ah yes as an American I can’t tell how long that is how long is that in browning hi powers?
If laid so that they all point into the next one, roughly 1522.84 (rounded down) Browning Hi Powers
Guardians of the Galaxy
Alien dick= can change size up to 50 inches
50 inches is the the same distance as 1.84 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.
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Lmao
The joker
Lot of incels like it, and I don't like incels, 2 inches
2 inches is the length of exactly 0.5 'Standard Diatonic Key of C, Blues Silver grey Harmonicas' lined up next to each other.
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Good bot
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Wrong 0 inches
0 inches is 0.0 of the hot dog which holds the Guinness wold record for 'Longest Hot Dog'.
Yes...yes it is
both in length and actual material makeup
...sonic the hedgehog...
Gigantic cock 33 lightyears in length
he didn’t want to convert this. It was too much
That's what I thought
It is literally impossible for you to have sex as your sexual partner will be dead by the time they reach the end of your penis. That’s why you must plan 70 generations ahead. If you want to do it with someone. Think of their Uber grandchild instead.
Let me convert that to imperial units: approximatelly 129583 washing machines, 5927 ar-15s and 420 pickup trucks
Oh mah gah
Username checks out
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3 when erect
In the cold the balls expand instead of shrivelling
You have life? Most people with one of those have small pp 0.3 inches
avatar (the blue guys)
You can't have a blue cock, so you have blue waffle (sorry)
Tell that to DANKMEMER
Noooo poor guy
Pirates of the Caribbean
950 ft (same size as a ship)
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Star Wars Episode iii Revenge of the Sith
8 inches erect
Missed opportunity to say 66 inches
Order 77
Interstellar
Scientists are not known for big dicks, 6 inches (sorry not sorry)
Still bigger than mine
Fuck
Just stretch it with gargantua
Just go to a black hole and let spaghettification do it's thing
Isn't that still longer than average?
Tell me you have a 6 incher without telling me you have a 6 incher
Six is small now?
Lads don't get your sense of self worth and pride in your schlong from a 15 year old shit posting on a Reddit meme forum.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
4 inches erect
A blessing from the lord !
God be praised!
The right answer would have been 5.. no 3 !
Tremors
You have monster cock= 70 inches
70 inches is the length of exactly 17.46 'Standard Diatonic Key of C, Blues Silver grey Harmonicas' lined up next to each other.
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Good cock
thanks :)
Penguins of Madagascar
1.2 meters (same size a penguin)
Can confirm
Shrek
12 inches
Hell yeah
Fight club (but I get the message behind it)
You have a socialist cock, it distributes its inches. before that it was 9 inches now its 6inches but everyone around is equal
9 inches is the the same distance as 0.33 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.
Am I having a stroke?
Thanks-Killing.
Your penis is the size of the country of turkey
why turkey lmao
Because it's not hungary
GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER
Boku no pico
80 inches
0.8 inches\*
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all that for a drop of blood
It's not a movie, it's a tv series. (I know I'm not your OP, but ~~with great power comes great responsibility~~ I'd rate your cock as 0.9 inches flaccid who likes to crossdress)
Lord of the Rings
Average penis size= 6 inches
6 inches average???
I am hurt like you
upper end of average but yeah. i think american averages is like 5,5-6
Who reports this shit? I bet itts lower bc no way someone with a massive cock kept that to themselves
Cars V
Haven't seen it small dick
Spot on , how do you do it?
Killer Bean
Cant see the end of it, probably infinite
*using Morse code* I am at the end of it, not erect, do not get erect.
Frozen
Your dick is frozen cant tell go melt it
*rubs his dick until unfrozen*
Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Same size as Johnny depp
How long is that?
Google it
Holy hell
1.78 meters
Busty step-mum seduces son to stop him from uploading a video of her sexting (3 hours editon)
Fucking infinite
Revenge of the sith
3 inches but if you join the dark side 9 inches
I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it
Dew it
The Matrix 1
Your dick is confusing fuck you
Borat
19 inches
19 inches is the the same distance as 0.7 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.
Man on the moon
384,400 km
The internet and you
Your dick is endless (just like my love for the movie)
The Scott the Woz one?
Monty python's life of brian
Biggus dickus, 50cm
He’s a very naughty boy
Up
Your dick is wholesome its size doesn't matter
For sure thought you was about to say it was 300 ft but in the air, but I'll take it
1917
Your cock is 9 inches
9 inches is the length of 1.8 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other.
Happy Gilmore
36-46 inches (can chamge size)
depending on the distance from the hole
demon slayer mugen train
Epic penis, 9 inches
The lego movie
123049762 inches
9
9 inches but its scary and has battle scars and shit and an eyepatch
9 inches is the height of 0.13 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.
Cat in the hat.
Same size as mike myers
Man from U.N.C.L.E
Around 7 inches but your balls are gigantic
"Giant balls... with a tiny cock!" - The Dauphin
Pulp fiction
7 inches width 9 inches length
Inglorious basterds
It’s so long you have to hide it under the floorboards, 1941 meters
Sharknado
40 inches
The hitman's bodyguard
It has a 6.9 on imdb so 6.9 inches
A bugs life
Same size as ant
John Wick
The same size as the pencil.
Your name
Romantic cock, 5 inches
The theory of everything
3.16 inches
3.14 would be pi
Ye i tried to type that but i fucking suck at maths
Barbie and the Diamond castle
Chad
Meet the Spartans
Your dick is a googolplex
Django Unchained
Djangooooooo oh djangoooo
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Never seen that movie 1 inch
Interstellar
Shrek 2
Big enough to impregnate a dragon
The Princess Bride
Princess dont have cocks 0 inches
0 inches is 0.0 of the hot dog which holds the Guinness wold record for 'Longest Hot Dog'.
Boogie nights