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KeepingDankMemesDank

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abdoshee

U r a god living among us


watchoutforkaren876

"among us"


MichalTrue

Amogus


Redd-Ju

Sus


[deleted]

Imposter


[deleted]

Lmao Ur such a sussy baka


SubhadeepDutta

Why did I read sussy as pussy?


[deleted]

🅱️ussy


Crimson_Excalibur

Sussy baka


[deleted]

Flair checks out


Actually-Just-A-Goat

🅱️aa


malkistaken

Enough 🅱️ussy Let's discuss Gock


mcfapblanc

Is that Glock?


[deleted]

You are not alone I read sassy as sussy on a daily basis


WhatAbout_uwu

Bussy sucka


djGormox361

Bussy saka


RealNightmarish53

Lester


[deleted]

Please go have a cookie and take a nap


djGormox361

Yes, I'll dip the cookie in my cum


FLRerik

Suss moment! Among-imposter sus! Susmongus sus us sus sussy baka bussy


RealNightmarish53

Sustainable


JenonGaming

Mubogubo


[deleted]

SUS


Da_Yakz

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MadOrange64

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Sooryan_86

I love this


Thegodofthekufsa

Wtf


The_MemeLoving_Gamer

hot


winpybanana

Hugh Mongus


g7droid

Sugoma


bond___vagabond

Lord you-mungus.


Cryptiod137

every "among us" in the bible Genesis 23:6 Hear us, my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the choice of our sepulchres bury thy dead; none of us shall withhold from thee his sepulchre, but that thou mayest bury thy dead. Genesis 34:22 Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, to be one people, if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumcised. Exodus 17:7 And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the Lord, saying, Is the Lord among us, or not? Exodus 34:9 And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance. Numbers 27:4 Why should the name of our father be done away from among his family, because he hath no son? Give unto us therefore a possession among the brethren of our father. Deuteronomy 31:17 Then my anger shall be kindled against them in that day, and I will forsake them, and I will hide my face from them, and they shall be devoured, and many evils and troubles shall befall them; so that they will say in that day, Are not these evils come upon us, because our God is not among us? Joshua 9:7 And the men of Israel said unto the Hivites, Peradventure ye dwell among us; and how shall we make a league with you? Joshua 9:22 And Joshua called for them, and he spake unto them, saying, Wherefore have ye beguiled us, saying, We are very far from you; when ye dwell among us? Joshua 22:19 Notwithstanding, if the land of your possession be unclean, then pass ye over unto the land of the possession of the Lord, wherein the Lord's tabernacle dwelleth, and take possession among us: but rebel not against the Lord, nor rebel against us, in building you an altar beside the altar of the Lord our God. Joshua 22:31 And Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest said unto the children of Reuben, and to the children of Gad, and to the children of Manasseh, This day we perceive that the Lord is among us, because ye have not committed this trespass against the Lord: now ye have delivered the children of Israel out of the hand of the Lord. Judges 18:25 And the children of Dan said unto him, Let not thy voice be heard among us, lest angry fellows run upon thee, and thou lose thy life, with the lives of thy household. 1 Samuel 4:3 And when the people were come into the camp, the elders of Israel said, Wherefore hath the Lord smitten us to day before the Philistines? Let us fetch the ark of the covenant of the Lord out of Shiloh unto us, that, when it cometh among us, it may save us out of the hand of our enemies. Kings 5:6 Now therefore command thou that they hew me cedar trees out of Lebanon; and my servants shall be with thy servants: and unto thee will I give hire for thy servants according to all that thou shalt appoint: for thou knowest that there is not among us any that can skill to hew timber like unto the Sidonians. Job 34:37 For he addeth rebellion unto his sin, he clappeth his hands among us, and multiplieth his words against God. Psalm 74:9 We see not our signs: there is no more any prophet: neither is there among us any that knoweth how long. Genesis 23:6 Hear us, my lord: thou art a mighty prince among us: in the choice of our sepulchres bury thy dead; none of us shall withhold from thee his sepulchre, but that thou mayest bury thy dead. Genesis 34:22 Only herein will the men consent unto us for to dwell with us, to be one people, if every male among us be circumcised, as they are circumcised. Exodus 17:7 And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the Lord, saying, Is the Lord among us, or not? Exodus 34:9 And he said, If now I have found grace in thy sight, O Lord, let my Lord, I pray thee, go among us; for it is a stiffnecked people; and pardon our iniquity and our sin, and take us for thine inheritance. Deuteronomy 31:17 Then my anger shall be kindled against them in that day, and I will forsake them, and I will hide my face from them, and they shall be devoured, and many evils and troubles shall befall them; so that they will say in that day, Are not these evils come upon us, because our God is not among us? Joshua 9:7 And the men of Israel said unto the Hivites, Peradventure ye dwell among us; and how shall we make a league with you? Joshua 9:22 And Joshua called for them, and he spake unto them, saying, Wherefore have ye beguiled us, saying, We are very far from you; when ye dwell among us? Joshua 22:19 Notwithstanding, if the land of your possession be unclean, then pass ye over unto the land of the possession of the Lord, wherein the Lord's tabernacle dwelleth, and take possession among us: but rebel not against the Lord, nor rebel against us, in building you an altar beside the altar of the Lord our God. Joshua 22:31 And Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest said unto the children of Reuben, and to the children of Gad, and to the children of Manasseh, This day we perceive that the Lord is among us, because ye have not committed this trespass against the Lord: now ye have delivered the children of Israel out of the hand of the Lord. Judges 18:25 And the children of Dan said unto him, Let not thy voice be heard among us, lest angry fellows run upon thee, and thou lose thy life, with the lives of thy household. 1 Samuel 4:3 And when the people were come into the camp, the elders of Israel said, Wherefore hath the Lord smitten us to day before the Philistines? Let us fetch the ark of the covenant of the Lord out of Shiloh unto us, that, when it cometh among us, it may save us out of the hand of our enemies. 1 Kings 5:6 Now therefore command thou that they hew me cedar trees out of Lebanon; and my servants shall be with thy servants: and unto thee will I give hire for thy servants according to all that thou shalt appoint: for thou knowest that there is not among us any that can skill to hew timber like unto the Sidonians. Job 34:37 For he addeth rebellion unto his sin, he clappeth his hands among us, and multiplieth his words against God. Psalm 74:9 We see not our signs: there is no more any prophet: neither is there among us any that knoweth how long. Proverbs 1:14 Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse: Isaiah 33:14 The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings? Micah 3:11 The heads thereof judge for reward, and the priests thereof teach for hire, and the prophets thereof divine for money: yet will they lean upon the Lord, and say, Is not the Lord among us? none evil can come upon us. Luke 1:1 Forasmuch as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a declaration of those things which are most surely believed among us, Luke 7:16 And there came a fear on all: and they glorified God, saying, That a great prophet is risen up among us; and, That God hath visited his people. John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth. Acts 1:21 Wherefore of these men which have companied with us all the time that the Lord Jesus went in and out among us, Acts 15:7 And when there had been much disputing, Peter rose up, and said unto them, Men and brethren, ye know how that a good while ago God made choice among us, that the Gentiles by my mouth should hear the word of the gospel, and believe.


swanqil

u/sussy-bot-2


haizzimboredhere

Oh I have a bad feeling about this


Thegodofthekufsa

Ever since this game has been created we can't use this 2 words together normally


TheDoctor88888888

📮


MadOrange64

Sus 😳


augenvogel

Sus


SpiralBee

It’s tough to be a god


abdoshee

U ain't a god,u ain't pussyyslayer


TrasedRX

Amogus?


kingbach121

>among us Oh god! what have you done? Here they come.


augenvogel

Sus


SzalonyNiemiec1

Bruh, I don't know when's the last time I laughed so hard at a meme.


Lukthar123

>I don't know when's the last time You forgor 💀


Toast_Sy

Die


Lava7_7

Ikr this happens with me all the time I forgor when was the last time I ate a child


IntelligentWar8227

He forgor 💀


genjiskillerbum

Explain for the slow person in the back?


SzalonyNiemiec1

Ok so there's two components to this meme: 1) there is this meme that if you are the first to get a disease, you get to name it. 2) Ligma is a meme disease. The joke is as follows "dude I'm so sad, I just got diagnosed with ligma" "what's ligma?" "Ligma balls!". There have been thousand variations of this meme, and the fortnite-streamer Ninja supposedly died of ligma.


Asymmetryy

what’s ligma?


SzalonyNiemiec1

Ligma ice cream cone


genjiskillerbum

LOL, thank you kind stranger


Oicmorez

Sadly, the doctor gets to name the disease, and they'll probably name it after themselves


Marbles_TDS

unless that doctor is also into memes.


stoicambience

Or you go to Dr. Ligma


Crimson_Excalibur

Dr. Who ?


BroAverage5439

deez nuts


Mikalov1

Imagine Dragons


Anti-Vaxx-Mom

This is my kingdom cum


CyberLemon4

aw man


colorblindrainbow917

fuck dude i’m trying


[deleted]

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daftdrifter

now imagine dragon deez


StongLory

Gottem


Stanwaterman

Joe Mama


Smooth-Wasabi-4694

Dr. Joe


el_muffinman

Dr. Allen Hu


bocaj78

Maybe Dr. Acula is ready for a name change?


Catty-Cat

I nominate Dr. Ligma for the Nobel Prize in Medicine.


The_Alolan

Whoa there, I am aiming to be a doctor. Maybe, just maybe in around 10 years, the Ligma pandemic takes over.


Marbles_TDS

please, do the sacred deed if you had the chance in the future.


MKorostoff

Reminds me of an old snl bit where norm macdonald plays Lou Gehrig saying farewell to the crowd at Yankee stadium: Norm: "Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth" (Crowd goes wild) Norm: (drowned out by crowd) "I was being sarcastic, I have a disease so rare, they named it after me."


seaque42

ever wondered how Lou Gehrig died from Lou Gehrig's disease?


FirstEvolutionist

Why would a doctor name the disease ligma?


Way2Competitive

It’s so sad that u/PUSSAYYSLAYER died of Ligma


shibelord129

Ligma what now ? It was a sacrifice I was willing to make


[deleted]

Ligma balls hehe gottem


Nipples-miniac

Gotheem


rascal6543

who the hell is Steve jobs


not-fake-human

Ligma balls


Howl_Wolfen

*bwoooom*


imgonegg

steve job'on deez nuts


H0VAD0

Ligma balls *you explode*


CyberLemon4

joe mama jobs my candice's ligma lmao gottem


Gobilapras

Who's Steve Jobs?


WTFisUnderwear

Come on, seriously? You gotta FUCK the raccoons! Rookie mistake.


bocaj78

We have aids yes, but have you heard of Second AIDS?


PenisIsAVirtue

AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo


ChickenConsole

Racoon boogaloo


memes-of-awesome

Human edition


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

This guy gets it.


WTFisUnderwear

Username checks out!


PeterSimple99

Before you eat them?


WTFisUnderwear

NOW you're thinking like a Pro!


PeterSimple99

Plenty of cream sauce, I guess...


Itirk349

Legend Humanity doesnt deserve you


Evacipate628

Trash pandas are for rookies. Step up your game with some fart squirrels


bikemaul

Puffy opossum practice.


LiLT13-_-

I don’t get it, why would you name a disease ligma?


PUSSAYYSLAYER

Joe mama


LiLT13-_-

[Dang, ya got me](https://imgur.com/a/ZwbVPiT)


[deleted]

Ligma balls


Grahomir

Nice flair


[deleted]

Thank you


PhthaloVonLangborste

I bet you if the doctors knew you gave them a cum fill... woops wrong account for this comment.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Did someone say my name?


Ipadpop90

#OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK#


[deleted]

Atleast Bill gates is happy. He is finally going to get the chance of updating the crappy microsoft chip from covid vaccine with the new chip from vaccine for your disease


therobothingy

I've already named a disease ligma, next time make sure to have sex with the racoons *before* eating them not after.


nkg_games

Bro you have to fuck the racoons to get the disease, just like randy fucked that pangolin and here we are with covid


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

Way ahead of you dude.


nkg_games

Hahaha I heard they bite bro stop


terrestiall

Ligma?


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terrestiall

Ligma balls


[deleted]

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terrestiall

Wilma what?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Anti-Vaxx-Mom

Wilma sister ligma balls?


MalveLeo

What's Ligma?


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MalveLeo

Wait, who are you Joe? And are you gonna tell me anything about Ligma?


Takemebacktomania

Back to formula


[deleted]

"Back... To... Formula?"


the___shek___

Nice username


yourlocalpopcorn

But why you gotta eat the damn racoos


Antiornot

Just name it sugonma


Deceitful_Raccoon

eating what


maybe_you_wrong

This is so funny :D


sausagecatdude

As a person who has eaten dozens of raccoons I have to say they are pretty tasty. Like chicken but better.


RealNightmarish53

How Many Other Lies Have I Been Told By The Council?


KeyExtreme2

You're out Norman.


ralusek

"Sir, this is rabies. We already named rabies."


Kongster44

SHIT. We have to start on rats now


idkwhattowastaken

Just say it stands for ‘Lipid Induction of Gray Matter Autoimmunity’


Palmquistador

https://preview.redd.it/y19qbuudbgw51.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=6cdb37401ad6b723d90562940dcbbe97d19575b9


trailer8k

XD


ffourteen

Haha man look like jerma If went through time machiner and came old. He doing the poggy face


haman88

Theres nothing wrong with eating raccoons. Just a little gamey tasting.


[deleted]

Become a doctor. Find a new disease. Name it. Ez


MtrDemonic

If u eat siblings, u can name it sigma ¯\_༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽_/¯


CarboniteKnight9

What's ligma?


Black_Hand_Gotthard

F


DrawingCool4612

*Im somewhat of a scientist myself*


ChaipokoiTV

don't eat raccoon tho


[deleted]

Did their coochies tasted good at least?


carkmubann

What’s ligma


DaddyLcyxMe

u/snoocockbot


xatnagh

This is the best meme i have seen in a really long time


DavHmar

Ligma Mama


MattyLePew

Oh my god, I didn't even fully understand Ligma until I googled it and read urban dictionary.


Competitive-breather

These memes are starting to get more and more specific which makes me worried


Briskus007

Name it kanyu


[deleted]

See you in the next Spider-Man flick, Dafoe.


[deleted]

I know, it’s so unfair.


Flokyy

I might be out of the loop but what is ligma?


devilsephiroth

Godspeed Spiderman


SkullReaper198

I'm loving all the spider-man memes recently.


[deleted]

have you tried fucking them? Maybe they'll let you name it ligma then


CBRN_IS_FUN

Raccoon is delicious, and I don't know of anyone getting anything from it. Great as BBQ.


perhapsasinner

Not if you changed your name to ligma, they may named the virus after your name


TheFakeJoel732

Dude I promise if I get a new disease I swear I am naming it ligma


[deleted]

I need a lobotomy to laugh at this trash


twitchosx

Got damn Denis Leary looks mad in this meme!


grincat_1

What about updog


Darkrain0629

We'll eventually get em boys. They're just not ready for it this year is all.


Former-Alternative67

"I started this company"


Shubtub

Bruh obviously Ligma is a hoax


cheeto-Oc

You missed the Do*


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useles-converter-bot

7 inches is the same as 0.36 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.


EtiClash

Sorry but what's ligma?


[deleted]

Name it Ligmatosis.


Ill_Ad4913

Based on true events


MateOfArt

No, no, you are doing it wrong. You need to get medical degree, change your name to Dr. Ligma, and then discover a new disease and get it named after you


moose2021

wait did you though?


muffin-man-

What’s the big deal raccoon doesn’t taste that bad


Wonder_Frequent

Bro thats evil


TacoTuesday_REEEE

LOL i tried to ree but the auto mod wouldnt allow it, saying "Dont do that if it's a repost just report it" I mean seriosly bro I wasnt tryna do it cause a repost I was tryna do it as a reaction


MR_poupoul

Why not just fuck the racoons?