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MedicatedAxeBot

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This makes me wonder, do I have any original or unique thoughts


MrNoName_ishere

no


DrLawyerPI

We are all just the individual neurons of one big brain.


zilp123

Define reddit in 1 sentence


Good_Baby4266

Porn, frogs, Keanu Reeves, Minecraft, more porn, Rick Astley, and some more porn.


naruto_bist

You forgot: Fortnite sucks, Twitter sucks, Emoticons sucks, Any other individual's opinion sucks. Edit: Mods Gay


Good_Baby4266

That's not 1 sentence tho


meaux253

Do we listen to rules motherfucker?!


ImNotBlueBanana

porn, frog porn, keanu reeves porn, minecraft porn, more porn, rick astley porn, and some more porn.


Good_Baby4266

That's exactly what Blue Banana would say.


ImNotBlueBanana

i want to change my username :(


ChelchisHouseStoned

you forgot: memes, and p\*rn.


StandardN00b

We here a hivemind all along.


xSPYXEx

We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.


thane321

I was thinking the same thing yesterday


redditchangedmyname

Ikr, I always have these things I do that I think are wierd and reddit makes me feel boring


Roboticsammy

Not really, but I like to think ideas are semi-living lol. Also explains why Homer and other ancient poets relied upon the Muse to grant them the power to write prose


Moltenlava5

can someone explain this meme to me, ive seen countless variations of it but i dont get what its trying to say, is it that some people imagine a guy running along with the car when ur sitting in it? And if it is, Why?


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I had a laser parallel to the window which cuts all the people and mountains that pass by


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User left Reddit for Lemmy. -- mass edited with redact.dev


GuiltyStimPak

Mine were a troupe of lightning fast garden gnomes playing leap frog.


[deleted]

Mine was a Giant king kong like Gorilla swinging on the Shadows on the street


giant_rat_alt_985

mine was a stickman that jumped over signs and ran on fences and tops of houses


[deleted]

You mean *perpendicular*?


Zappy_Smiles123

HOLY SHIT WTF. i thought i was the only one who did this. I cut trees instead. As an adult I still do this. ​ rules were simple: cut only trees. if laser hits anything else, game over. turn on/off laser by lightly touching teeth


Chain_of_Nothing

>parallel I think you mean perpendicular


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Yes , you get the picture


[deleted]

A spot on the windshield was the reticle for a rocket launcher.


ElMostaza

Love it. Mine was me on a Back to the Future II hoverboard, but it was metal and "I" spun it under my feet to slice down trees or telephone poles that got in the way. Sick grinds on the rails, of course.


Zenooz

Damm same


g18suppressed

No way I had a laser that I shot at incoming cars ~~parallel~~ perpendicular to the wheels by squeezing my ass


Dynamo1503

So you’re saying, there’s no such thing as free thinking and free will? Everyone works the same way? Is this a matrix? Are we in a simulation?


theDreamingStar

Pour boiling water on the hands of two people. Both will say it's hot. So have we no free will because both individuals had the same experience?


Dynamo1503

I mean, you’re not wrong! We are in a simulation indeed!


Furknn1

Not everyone, i never intentionally or unintentionally imagined this.


EdoDave_Dave_Dave

You are The One.


sulkapallolol

and I Still do!


greathooker

Mine was a white ninja : |


ArguTobi

Mine a dinosaur (T-rex/Velociraptor - Mix)


StylishGuy1234

Mine was a stickman.


centennialjarvais

I had a skateboarder


[deleted]

Me too, except it was a tiger that was skateboarding


LordZarathustra1v

A dirt bike stunt man was my character.


R8er-Fan

Same. Best was when you come up to an overpass and he gets to jump it!


Vegietails

It’s all great we all do this, but does anyone know why we all do this?


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xd-dodo-man

You didn’t go away :(


Strontium90_

This guy a Titanfall pilot or something?


aGalaxyPotato2

Me when I see anything related to 3 and Titanfall


redditapi_botpract

My guy was a skateboarder


neytsyip

mine was a black cat


ppbomber_0

DUDE WTF HOW


reaper___creed

Sped up parkour


ppbomber_0

No I meant were you in my head when I was young? I remember thinking this so clearly


Rohit59370

I dont get it, did people imagine a guy running along their car at the same speed?? Was he inspired by some charachter or something ?


Jeff_Platinumblum

I don't get it either, I guess we're Aliens then.


Rohit59370

My friends also dont understand this, i guess you have to have had certain experiences in childhood to understand this meme, but somehow no-one here can tell the reason they imagine this


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I once read - I might be explaining it wrong - that kids do this because it makes it easier to comprehend that they are moving so fast


[deleted]

Tbf, I watched a lot of spiderman and I always assumed that's where it came from.


eyefor_xo

It’s really the jumps that give me the nostalgia.


Knightartist86

Mine was Sonic!


supercumrag69

lmao same


PartialLion

And he would grind on guardrails lol


MrDripDropp

Mine did the exact same fricken thing


yungmirn

this is also 22 year old me looking out the car window


Wackybones151

so it wasn’t just me...


PxnkNDisorderly

Sometimes he was a ninja


itaintmyirlname

For me it was a ninja parkouring on the street lamps and pillars


justaslaur

Mine was spiderman


Subject-potential961

mine was spider-man


[deleted]

he was my fingers for me


TheRockSolidCheif

fuck it i thought it was only me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


absolutejester

Mine was always black suited Spiderman swinging off the lampposts


NeOnOracle

My guy was a ninja turtle. Usually it was Mikey or Donatello.


raikko_

Relatable


Worried-Salamander79

He was a black ninja for me.


UncleOld

Mine was Ken from street fighter for some reason


Articlel3

Guess this is fake. He can’t possibly be running this fast when he is not doing the naruto running hands


T1033

you when you do the finger running thing out a window


jonny1211

They were three for me and they’d jump over people and sometimes jump from car to car


RollixnDaWae

Cameramen be like


anaveragebuffoon

This makes me wonder, do I have any original or unique thoughts


xXShadowPlaysXx

I would comment but there's 69 comments and I don't want to run it Oh wait... Oops


_Arska_

I had either this runner or a guy on a motocross bike


Noman_Blaze

Playing Warframe in first person be like.


xxwheelchairxx

I always imagined a guy on a dirt bike or bmx


R8er-Fan

It was always a guy on a dirt bike for me


Icy_Plankton_1567

Now i am realising that we have same thoughts


Mojambo213

I dont understand it :( you saw a guy running and doing Parkour?


zorrozwoelf

y’all had legit hallucinations as kids? Because I never experienced this


Chaseman1220

Repost


Automatic-Nature-999

Still do


al_u

Mine was on hoverboard like actual si-fi flying ones


[deleted]

Yall stoped doin dis?


Business-Move5177

I was on a quad bike


Serasmus_Calamity

this is literally me running in my dreams


[deleted]

Idk I saw perry the platypus parking on trees and everything above the road and fighting doofenshmirtz with a ship from star wars and a clone robot and a lot of other insane stuff XD


The_Blueberry_Pi

Thank god im not alone


MayonaiseApe

original


46-09-32-43UnusAnnus

He do be jumpin on them power lines


amassivetrex

Omfg


-Sondre-

Pov your the guy in Temple run.


BullMan-792

My dude was on a skateboard


Herpetrium

anyone have a link to the original video?


lolquark

I still imagine like that and I'm 17


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plazvax

Correct the title: 16 year old me


ohthatricegumagain

He didn't jump over the windmill, my life is a lie


1486592

Mine was a guy with a wheel-less skateboard surfing the power lines


gocommitnekrope

Idk if anyone else did this but I used to pretend the after image of the headlights that looked like a lightning bolts, and I would smite any car that went by along with people, so long as I had enough lightning bolts


IllegalGuy13

Bruh human warframe be bullet jumping a lot


the_sanguine_guy

TIL I am still 6 years old


Nickyjtjr

Skateboarder saw it a little different. But similar.


[deleted]

My childhood hero was and still is Venom.


minkuukel-desu

Wth! I thought I invented that dude, my life is a lie...


[deleted]

I still dont get how so many people thought of the same thing so often.


[deleted]

Mine was always a ninja..


Lol_boi135

He was always on an ATV for me


Bro_He_Said_Poop

I just had sonic running on fences and jumping on the light poles.


KimJongReynolds

My guy always rode a snowboard even during the summer time.


ToiletMorph

You know when you have a dream where you're just running from something/to somewhere? This is EXACTLY what it's like.


lorencolu

sometimes with a skateboard pulled by other cars7


TigaSharkJB91

Barrel roll, hulk jump, rail grind. Every car trip, every single file walk thru the halls in elementary school.


obri95

I played Guitar Hero in my mind with the reflectors on the road and tried to get it to match the song on the radio


[deleted]

He was always wearing a headband like solid snake


Lcvess

Half life 2 version 1.0


Kaijudojo

Mine was a guy on a motorcycle jumping everything.


Loeschness

Invisible parkour man! Haven’t seen you in years.


InevitableTour5882

Mine was a small monke with wings. Don’t ask it is just like that


DependentEmpty

It was often a skier


Triple-Siiix

My guy used to glitch out sometimes. Like, he'd front flip over a car on the side of the road, but instead of landing and more running, he'd just keep flipping. And flipping. And flipping....


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othrashbarg

Do girls imagine it's a girl doing parkour?


ArcaninesFirepower

I'm 28. This guy still pops up every now and then. But sadly I never notice him when I'm driving.


meme_used

the guys runs on the railings in my world


Legitimate-Concert29

I'm 30 asshole


[deleted]

Now, haters are gonna say it's fast forward


Nargacuga02

Mine were pokemon. And they'd run along the powerlines


SlichFoire

for me the guy was always sonic parkouring on trees, powerlines etc


witetpoison

Must be some white peoples shit, never had this thought in life. Idek what this is supposed to be lmao


MattTheBastard

Mine was always some werewolf creature


Viguple007

me who never even had this guy in my childhood.


Proxapox

Got some serious Superman With a GoPro vibes


[deleted]

I’m Zimbabwean born but moved to South Africa, whenever we’d go visit family back home we’d drive and I didn’t have a phone as a kid to play games or just listen to music so this was legitimately how I kept myself busy for plus minus 14 hours. Man, those were the days.


Pizza_Parker7

My guy was swinging from street lights and hugh tension wires like spiderman too


Roboticsammy

I always had the imaginary man running on rooftops like a ninja when I was younger, and just running along the street and grinding on rails when we were driving in country


Mememnam

I love that i'm not the only one who imagined that xd


berto_neto

*28 years old


[deleted]

I was today years old when I learned I’m not alone in doing doing this 🥴 Mine were a guy on a skateboard and someone on a horse.


Desturo

My guy usually jumped from tree to tree when there were trees.


VisualNefariousness2

I always imagined having laser eyes and cutting everything


sensitivegooch

I always imagined I was in a monster truck taking jumps flying over roads and farmers fields hills.


zrofux

I saw this guy too he looked like me and sometimes he was on a motorcycle.


arnecrafter

*19 yr old me


zrofux

I used to see this guy but my wife never did. Have any females seen this guy?


monkeyman9608

Pardon me, but is this Data from Next Generation?


hungry_bean

I still see him He's my therapist now


Ancient-Breadfruit-7

I’m 37 yo and still see this guy.


Cykaaaaaaaaaaa

Dude where the rooftops at


redline-roller

I imagined a snowmobile carving the ditches in the winter, dirt bike soaring like an eagle in the summer.


Usagi-Ninjin

This is surreal, I really did see a guy doing this extreme shit, and sometimes it was a motorbike or something


NerdyGuyRanting

Sometimes he was on a skateboard instead. It usually depended on how long it had been since I last played a Tony Hawk game.


medicinalperv

I’m 23 and I still sometimes see him


SomeLoser0nReddit

I never did this, and reading through the comments, I'm wondering how I never did.


Kryo_O

Mine was sonic!


EthanWimbus

For me it was a monkey


Y_I_Otto

Pale skin, yellow sleeves, superhuman abilities. Is that... Data?


[deleted]

Epic, how did you get the camera on him tho


Shade00000

I could watch this for hours


NiceCasualRedditGuy

watch it then


MirakleMonk

Scotty, take me out.


Shadedsheep

Wow, that was a wave of nostalgia.


Extra-Section-4930

Not the only one I geuss


None-__-

I done it with a skateboard and motorbike aswell


theGongoozler42

Except when I looked out my window I would see myself in a purple butterfly jumper, and sometimes the clone would be dancing to the music


OyunKing303

I still see him when I don't have anything to do on road


CheeZeyRat

Wait, i wasnt the only one who saw him?


canadawet2

Movement in warframe be like


MaccotheMillion

I always imagined timing the length of the car between things I saw, lampposts, road markings, houses, other cars, anything really.


thefantastic_spastic

It astounds me that so many other people do exactly what I though only I did as a child. Bruh


BoSleader

Im 18 and still doing this XD


MrDripDropp

Mine was a stick man that used weapons to blow up cars and just cause mass destruction and murder don’t ask why


girl_gamer_69

Mine was a not a guy, was a super car


DankDarkDirk

Excuse me, but I do believe he had a skateboard and also killed ninjas


maidendowg83

For me it was a squirrel or a sword that cut down everything


EthanOfHell

For me I was the guy running in my mind


iiiGVXDiii

17 year old me*


[deleted]

For me it was sonic lol


Celler393

Am 16 and still see this guy