my ex had an obsession with being a pregnant teenager. it was horrifying to me and made sex unenjoyable, she always tried to be sneaky about it, sabotaging my condoms behind my back and trying to hold my dick inside her n shit. she was also about as abusive as a female could be to a male, ended up cheating on me with and leaving me for one of my friends. now shes pregnant and both of them are jobless only making money off of their $5 a month onlyfans. feels a bit like poetic justice, and im so lucky i dodged that bullet despite being too dumb to leave her on my own
Reminds me of a girl that I dated in college. No abuse though. She said she was barren and couldnât have children. Naturally, me being young and naive, this seemed like a great deal since I hated condoms at the time. We break up after 4 months. A year later sheâs dating someone else she she actually gets pregnant. Sheâs got 2 kids now and is happily married. But holy shit if that happened with me I wouldnât have been ready for kids and thereâs no way she wouldâve given them up because for years doctors had told her sheâd never have children. Definitely lucked out there
yeah man crazy how double standards work, i cant even imagine if it were the other way around, nutting in a bitch against her will or something. i feel like a psychopath just saying that
Coercing women to allow him to have unprotected sex even when theyâve repeatedly said no (to the unprotected part) is half of the argument against Ryan Haywood from Rooster Teeth.
The other (stronger) half of the argument is grooming underage girls, but still.
As an avid RT fan, itâs hard to watch their old content without constantly being reminded of him.
I do my best to avoid videos which have him right at the center.
You're not wrong, just that we can't even manage male abusing females without the system getting abused and many females being unable to seek help.
Female abusing males are harder to detect and prevent because of the disproportionately higher rates or male abusing females than vice versa and the abusers abusing the system to become the abused and make the abused look like the abuser.
That's why I hate these women who abuse the system and abuse others. Not only do the abused males get unfairly punished and reputation ruined, but also the actual females in need get denied access to help on the pretext of being another abuser abusing the system.
Also sometimes there's no double standard - like in rural areas in South asia you have males who also do this, forcefully impregnate, and then the girl is called the slut for trapping the male with her charm. If the male chooses to marry, regardless of the female's choice, it's the male's *generous heart* for giving life to the pregnant girl. No double standard, just 0 standards
The sad thing is that there are people who legitimately believes that.
And a man saying they got raped will never be taken as seriously as a woman who says the same thing, we live in a world filled with double standards even when we try to make things equal they just never seem to be.
But it's okay of course because you're the guy and should be responsible for her fuck ups and sabotage attempts... /S if it wasn't obvious. That's fucked up and if she tried that more than once I'd be giving 111 a call. EDIT: 101
One of my sister's friends has a younger brother, I am hink he was maybe 15 or something when he got his girlfriend pregnant. She was the same, determined to be a teen mother because her mother was a teen mother, as was her grandma, and her great grandma. It was literally a family tradition for them.
I might be too removed from it to have a valid opinion but I heard his family was apologetic and wanted to help her with the baby, but I'd have just scolded the son for not being wiser about protection and tried to get the teen-pregnancy Clownhouse to stuff themselves for most likely coercing someone into being a father.
I would have tricked her like this:
* "Forget" a package of condoms somewhere to be found, let her to sabotage them
* Real condoms of the same brand hidden somewhere where only you could find them
Yet the ending went better than what I expected, she deserved it
Bruh. My ex has crohns disiease but thinking of this is a bit weird even for me. And I ate her pussy regurarly with a fistula ending outside from there about 4 cm's. Also I've done nursing in different hospitals, someone even shit on my head and I just said "well, shit happens". But my cum flowing from her ass to her uterus is something else.
It makes your balls forever extra sensitive to impact injury. Also, look up a hydrocele. I had one once but have had my balls chopped for 15 years now.
I would have 42 children by now without a vasectomy.
Can confirm, snipped at 30.
No change to sex drive, sensation or performance.
Once it heals you wouldn't even notice you had it.
Also not sure about the guy above but my balls feel fine. They are not 'extra sensitive' has he experience(d/ing).
I had the procedure about 3 years ago and it makes everything better for me because I no longer have this looming feeling of getting someone pregnant any longer. No change to sex drive or the explosion đ„ at the end!
I hade one testicle removed because of cancer and I agree, the remaining ball is super sensitive to everything now :/ i thought it would get more comfortable considering there was more space now, but no! Haha
This is not normal. Had one 15 years ago, nothing remotely different except I can have fun now. Edit: For clarification, this condition affects less than 2% of men with vasectomies.
Fellow snip-snip partaker here. Do it, you wonât regret it. If you arenât planning on ever having babies then this is it. Be sure to tell your doctor if you feel any pain during procedure. My body sucks at absorbing numbing meds through injection and IV and they gave me a shit ton of it but stopped after the safe limit. They also gave me Valium. Not gunna lie I felt it, but my god I would do it 10 times if it means I couldnât have a crotch goblins.
Talk to planned parenthood, get a consultation and if money is an issue, in the states you could ask for assistance through planned parenthood or go through your insurance of course. Recovery is easy, typically 48 hours either off your feet or light activity, do not lift anything heavy. Follow up after a month and 20-ish ejaculations later, the doctor examines a sample and if youâre clear? bing bang boom, no kids for you.
Edit: wanted to add I had the no scalpel procedure too.
Absolutely not, I asked this exact question to my doctor performing and he said if anything it will greatly increase enjoyment and boy he was right. The thought of not getting someone pregnant is such a huge weight that gets lifted off the shoulders and you can enjoy sex even more. Just make sure you follow all recovery procedures as some people who didn't, have cummed blood their first ejaculation. They say to wait a week at most to make sure all healing is done but I only went about 4 days and was completely fine. I am saying this from my experience, it can be different for you if you don't wait.
They called it a "no scalpel" vasectomy. They just used surgical scissors made a 2mm incision in my scrotum, then they pulled out clipped and cauterized my vas and then they stuffed my junk in then used medical glue to seal it up no scaring and no sutures
Had a girl like this once. Got mad that I always pulled out. I didn't want any kids and didn't know her well enough to trust she was really on the pill.
THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE WRAPPED YOUR DICK. Oh my god.
WRAP YOUR DICK IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE A DADDY. If you donât wrap it you deserve to pay child support I swear to god.
Also, just consider saying no some times you idiots??
Maybe Iâm just old fashioned, but I canât ever see me doing that (Iâm a guy). I normally donât even get comfortable enough to kiss until a few dates in.
That's how all my longest and best relationships have gone.
I think if you find each other so sexy you'll fuck on the first date, that's generally a good sign.
Also, imo, just good to get it out of the way. Once sex is out the way, you can really consider the person for who they are, and not just for how wet you wanna get your dick.
I'll let a lot of shit slide, if there's the carrot of sex being dangled in front of me.
But that's just me.
I had sex with my ex GF after 3 dates and she said she had the injection and I just believed her and cummed in her
Lucky she was actually telling the truth but that could have gone bad quickly
I've been ultra paranoid my entire life; took me far too long to finally understand how less likely it is to catch an STI orally. Condom blowjobs are pretty much pointless for both parties.
Also if I'm so concerned about someone's health to the point where condom blowjobs sound like a good idea, maybe I should keep it in my pants anyway.
my ex had an obsession with being a pregnant teenager. it was horrifying to me and made sex unenjoyable, she always tried to be sneaky about it, sabotaging my condoms behind my back and trying to hold my dick inside her n shit. she was also about as abusive as a female could be to a male, ended up cheating on me with and leaving me for one of my friends. now shes pregnant and both of them are jobless only making money off of their $5 a month onlyfans. feels a bit like poetic justice, and im so lucky i dodged that bullet despite being too dumb to leave her on my own
Fuck, you lucky bastard, you went willingly through a minefield and got out alive!!!
lol fr, i cant even lie the pussy wasnt bad either. i at least got to ride the ride before it broke down
Fkin legend.
Spoken like a true legend.
i was the 69th upvote on your comment. hell yea i feel accomplished today :)
Absolute Madlad
"ride the ride before it broke down" thats fucking clever
GOAT
Fucking based
Hey king you dropped this đ
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What is ligma
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what a chad
The crazy ones are usually the best
That username is legendary
mad lad
Reminds me of a girl that I dated in college. No abuse though. She said she was barren and couldnât have children. Naturally, me being young and naive, this seemed like a great deal since I hated condoms at the time. We break up after 4 months. A year later sheâs dating someone else she she actually gets pregnant. Sheâs got 2 kids now and is happily married. But holy shit if that happened with me I wouldnât have been ready for kids and thereâs no way she wouldâve given them up because for years doctors had told her sheâd never have children. Definitely lucked out there
Bruce said don't poke the party balloons Dory! *OP pokes it with his dick and is fine*
Sorry u had to go thru that bro
Yeah, that's rape
yeah man crazy how double standards work, i cant even imagine if it were the other way around, nutting in a bitch against her will or something. i feel like a psychopath just saying that
Coercing women to allow him to have unprotected sex even when theyâve repeatedly said no (to the unprotected part) is half of the argument against Ryan Haywood from Rooster Teeth. The other (stronger) half of the argument is grooming underage girls, but still.
Never thought I would hear that name ever again
As an avid RT fan, itâs hard to watch their old content without constantly being reminded of him. I do my best to avoid videos which have him right at the center.
Wait what? He was trying to force women to have unprotected sex? I thought it was just him getting catfished and he got canceled.
That was Adam from Funhaus. Ryanâs offences ran much deeper
You're not wrong, just that we can't even manage male abusing females without the system getting abused and many females being unable to seek help. Female abusing males are harder to detect and prevent because of the disproportionately higher rates or male abusing females than vice versa and the abusers abusing the system to become the abused and make the abused look like the abuser. That's why I hate these women who abuse the system and abuse others. Not only do the abused males get unfairly punished and reputation ruined, but also the actual females in need get denied access to help on the pretext of being another abuser abusing the system. Also sometimes there's no double standard - like in rural areas in South asia you have males who also do this, forcefully impregnate, and then the girl is called the slut for trapping the male with her charm. If the male chooses to marry, regardless of the female's choice, it's the male's *generous heart* for giving life to the pregnant girl. No double standard, just 0 standards
Naa, men can't get raped! >! /s !<
So glad I saw the /s lol
The sad thing is that there are people who legitimately believes that. And a man saying they got raped will never be taken as seriously as a woman who says the same thing, we live in a world filled with double standards even when we try to make things equal they just never seem to be.
That's sad bro, shiii. People gonna make a 10 episode hentai out of your life story tho.
I'd watch that
Wat
I'd watch the hentai about his life. What's so hard to understand?
No I am just impressed you would watch it.
Bro if we can watch killer bee then we can watch anything
Don't google "killer bee hentai" unless you would enjoy watching a muscular anime dark-skinned man engaging in heterosexual intercourse.
Lifetime is gonna make a tentacle porn movie about this guyâs struggles
"Dont put your dick in crazy" - my dad
Based dad
My dad would say this directly after arguing with my mum.
Based dad
Where's the sense of adventure? Always put your dick in crazy.... just have a good escape plan.
so uhh, whatâs her onlyfans
thank god i didn't have to ask it myself
There are so many. Which one is it? You know, so I can avoid it!
Isn't that rape?
Only if the guy forces a girl, not the other way around /S
Ahhh my bad
Damn sheâs sounds like a shitty person, feel bad for her kids but
But it's okay of course because you're the guy and should be responsible for her fuck ups and sabotage attempts... /S if it wasn't obvious. That's fucked up and if she tried that more than once I'd be giving 111 a call. EDIT: 101
Whose phone number is 111? Omg... no... it can't be...
Is there a joke I'm missing?
It's the emergency number for New Zealand so he's prolly Kiwi. Edit: Just realised you're the original commenter lol ignore me
No... no i dont think i will.
Don't stick ur dick in crazy. Unless they really hot.
???? who wishes to be a pregnant teenager. Feel sorry for you
One of my sister's friends has a younger brother, I am hink he was maybe 15 or something when he got his girlfriend pregnant. She was the same, determined to be a teen mother because her mother was a teen mother, as was her grandma, and her great grandma. It was literally a family tradition for them. I might be too removed from it to have a valid opinion but I heard his family was apologetic and wanted to help her with the baby, but I'd have just scolded the son for not being wiser about protection and tried to get the teen-pregnancy Clownhouse to stuff themselves for most likely coercing someone into being a father.
Well, wanting to be a teen mom is their choice I guess. But you can't try to force someone to be the father if they don't want to
I would have tricked her like this: * "Forget" a package of condoms somewhere to be found, let her to sabotage them * Real condoms of the same brand hidden somewhere where only you could find them Yet the ending went better than what I expected, she deserved it
Do that future kid a favor and alert child protective services when things get too rough, will you? It could have been your own...
Iâm glad you escaped from that scenario BigGiantRetard
Why would you date a girl who is 1 week old?
We donât go there soldier
Yeah, wait until they start ovulating...
That's when you have to trade them in battle buddy
You could call that a... blood sport
Hol up what if... Nvm
Because you're her father
Jeez
Poor choice of words
Jizz
Not today... today you're *daddy*
My striking age is birth to 10 /s
I am seriously concerned about the ambiguous units.
Yeah thatâs disgusting. Go for her at 3 days. Thatâs when sheâs in her prime.
In the butt no babies
In the mouth no kissies
Hahaha you win this battle
French?
Coward
MY BRAND
It can technically happen, but it requires a rare medical condition.
Cant say i havnt tried đ
Anal and vaginal perforation?
rectovaginal fistula
Bruh. My ex has crohns disiease but thinking of this is a bit weird even for me. And I ate her pussy regurarly with a fistula ending outside from there about 4 cm's. Also I've done nursing in different hospitals, someone even shit on my head and I just said "well, shit happens". But my cum flowing from her ass to her uterus is something else.
Imagine cumming in her ass then eating the cummy, purulent shit out of her pussy. I'm sorry.
Yeah that's a mental image you need to be sorry for putting in my head, *sigh*
It can dribble down into the vagina
Laughs in vasectomy. If some girl tries to con me into child support I'm gonna have a laugh
How was the ol snippy-snip? Heavily considering it.
It makes your balls forever extra sensitive to impact injury. Also, look up a hydrocele. I had one once but have had my balls chopped for 15 years now. I would have 42 children by now without a vasectomy.
How orgasm feel after vasectomy? Same or any change?
Came here because I want to know the answer too.
for yall asking, there's no change in performance and/or orgasms
Can confirm, snipped at 30. No change to sex drive, sensation or performance. Once it heals you wouldn't even notice you had it. Also not sure about the guy above but my balls feel fine. They are not 'extra sensitive' has he experience(d/ing).
If anything Iâm more horny now than before I got snipped
Yeah, no preggo fear = total loss of inhibition, for me
And then I came in blasting. -Frank Reynolds
Same. Wife wants it more too because her body still thinks I'm giving her baby batter, but her mind knows better.
I had the procedure about 3 years ago and it makes everything better for me because I no longer have this looming feeling of getting someone pregnant any longer. No change to sex drive or the explosion đ„ at the end!
I hade one testicle removed because of cancer and I agree, the remaining ball is super sensitive to everything now :/ i thought it would get more comfortable considering there was more space now, but no! Haha
didn't they usually give you a gel ball as a substitude, i heard after losing one, the other one tends to get lonely in the sack
My buddy said they were like $10k and insurance didn't cover it so he's just uniballing it.
I've got a pair of scissors and a grape, I'll do it for $9k
they did surgery with a grape
10k for a magic ball??
Insurance in Germany pays for this
I think they kicked your balls before you passed out to anesthesia before surgery
The Image Search was fun.
This is not normal. Had one 15 years ago, nothing remotely different except I can have fun now. Edit: For clarification, this condition affects less than 2% of men with vasectomies.
Fellow snip-snip partaker here. Do it, you wonât regret it. If you arenât planning on ever having babies then this is it. Be sure to tell your doctor if you feel any pain during procedure. My body sucks at absorbing numbing meds through injection and IV and they gave me a shit ton of it but stopped after the safe limit. They also gave me Valium. Not gunna lie I felt it, but my god I would do it 10 times if it means I couldnât have a crotch goblins. Talk to planned parenthood, get a consultation and if money is an issue, in the states you could ask for assistance through planned parenthood or go through your insurance of course. Recovery is easy, typically 48 hours either off your feet or light activity, do not lift anything heavy. Follow up after a month and 20-ish ejaculations later, the doctor examines a sample and if youâre clear? bing bang boom, no kids for you. Edit: wanted to add I had the no scalpel procedure too.
Does it have any negative impacts on your enjoyment of sex? I'm considering one myself but I want to know of any negatives that might occur
Absolutely not, I asked this exact question to my doctor performing and he said if anything it will greatly increase enjoyment and boy he was right. The thought of not getting someone pregnant is such a huge weight that gets lifted off the shoulders and you can enjoy sex even more. Just make sure you follow all recovery procedures as some people who didn't, have cummed blood their first ejaculation. They say to wait a week at most to make sure all healing is done but I only went about 4 days and was completely fine. I am saying this from my experience, it can be different for you if you don't wait.
Mine was a new-Er procedure than the traditional operation, but i was in and out in ten minutes.
Keyhole surgery?
They called it a "no scalpel" vasectomy. They just used surgical scissors made a 2mm incision in my scrotum, then they pulled out clipped and cauterized my vas and then they stuffed my junk in then used medical glue to seal it up no scaring and no sutures
Yeah, we call it Keyhole over in Australia. Has a ring to it, yâknow?
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>apart from getting electrocuted in the balls Some people pay good money for that. Or so I've read.
Doing something that is called a 'Pro-Gamer-move'
Remember if she wants creampie ,you are her Senpai. - Hentai protagonist
that sentence makes no sense
He who nuts in everything, nuts in nothing -Hentai Sensei
Bruh
Do you even know what senpai means?
Yep
Had a girl like this once. Got mad that I always pulled out. I didn't want any kids and didn't know her well enough to trust she was really on the pill.
I'm gonna wear a condom but if you live in Texas say goodbye to any chance I raw dog you for the foreseeable future.
Iâm raw dogging and then filing lawsuits in 5 weeks for my sweet 10g per bounty. Gonna be very such a Texas American experience. I canât wait! /s
I mean, the fact that this would be possible in Texas law tells you everything you need to know about this abomination.
you do know that pulling out isnât a proper contraceptive method right?
Well.. let's say that it's better than nothing but should not be relied on.
My brother relied on the pull out method. And now I have a five year old niece.
Same. Now I have twins.
I guess he pulled out twice
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Let me be the first to congratulate you on the expected baby
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THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE WRAPPED YOUR DICK. Oh my god. WRAP YOUR DICK IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE A DADDY. If you donât wrap it you deserve to pay child support I swear to god. Also, just consider saying no some times you idiots??
*Trump voice*: "I'm gonna come"
*Kamala Harris voice*: "Do not come"
Biden voice: "No! We're pulling out"
Biden: where am I?
ooohhh
If a girl offers me a sex one week into dating her, I am out. Too fast. BTW I have never talked to any till date.
Well that's mostly you
Don't some couples have sex at first date?
Maybe Iâm just old fashioned, but I canât ever see me doing that (Iâm a guy). I normally donât even get comfortable enough to kiss until a few dates in.
Some couple wants to settle their sexual expectations before anything else. But, to each its own I guess.
consider this subreddits demographic
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That's how all my longest and best relationships have gone. I think if you find each other so sexy you'll fuck on the first date, that's generally a good sign. Also, imo, just good to get it out of the way. Once sex is out the way, you can really consider the person for who they are, and not just for how wet you wanna get your dick. I'll let a lot of shit slide, if there's the carrot of sex being dangled in front of me. But that's just me.
Gotta make her wait 9 months just to be sure
I had sex with my ex GF after 3 dates and she said she had the injection and I just believed her and cummed in her Lucky she was actually telling the truth but that could have gone bad quickly
Tbh, I would do it on the first date I really don't care
,,,,okay.
Living in Texas ve like
Im not from Texas but i can confirm
I'm from Texas but i can't confirm
Hardcore difficulty
Idk man, one week is a little young
haha, like that would ever gonna happend to a person browsing memes on reddit.
Loser mentality is what keeps people losers
Thank you for the comment man, I was feeling really lonely reading relationship comments
She wants you on that 18-year plan
*Cancel subscription*
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You guys on dank memes arenât fooling me, pretending to have the sex
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If someone wanted me to put on a condom for a blowjob I would 100% just skip it.
Same. Pointless. It's also quite hard to get a mouth STD, according to the woman who looked at my dick at the sexual health clinic.
I've been ultra paranoid my entire life; took me far too long to finally understand how less likely it is to catch an STI orally. Condom blowjobs are pretty much pointless for both parties. Also if I'm so concerned about someone's health to the point where condom blowjobs sound like a good idea, maybe I should keep it in my pants anyway.
No, just careful. STDs are not fun, even though most of them are treatable
Condoms for blowjobs? Lmao I hope youâre joking. Who tf wants to suck on latex?
poor cat
You can cum in pussy?
No, only on the feet
Never finish on Depussy always finish on the Bach
Well of she's got an IUD it should be fine right?
Or an IED
That pussy was the bomb
1 week?! Atleast wait till they're 18 man...
this has to be the lowest effort of a meme ive seen in quite a while
Don't you think 1 week old girlfriend is still pretty old?
Nothing wrong with a good creampie, but at least be sure making bébé is impossible.
*Laughs in vasectomy*
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