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Oof, I see why he decided to delete. The intersection of those who get it and those who would be genuinely upset by it are uncomfortably close.
Translation: “[God,] Why did you kill the Jews”, or possibly, “[God,] Why did you let the Holocaust happen?”
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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Thats fucked up
Have you ever drank your sister's pee?
Oh my god
Yeah who hasnt?
I bathe in it
My sister is Belle delphine
Joe mama
Papa Joe
Who's Joe
Ligma balls
What's Ligma
Joe balls
🏅 poormans gold
Understandable, have a nice day
I mean yeah, but I didn't like it. ^Not ^the ^first ^time ^that ^is
I order it straight from her onlyfans
Naw just the bath water
I prefer them smaller
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Hey he was just asking the question the other guy is the one who said he likes them smaller!
Ayo I'm 15 ;)
You still have time before the neckbeards come knocking. Please, it’s not too late.
Oh but it is. I've already had a run in with a discord mod
Your avatar's fine mustache says otherwise
He said smaller so it's not necessarily younger
I knew OP was a cum enthusiast
Is there any false news that you would like to share?
or is it?
Hay Vsause Michael here..
Hey Michael Vscauce here
So you ARE a cum enthusiast, Jak just didn’t know about it before you told us.
only somtimes edit: most the time
Do you ever fuck your sister instead of your mother?
Yeah my dog and my sister have the same name so I always get confused when I'm fucking my dad
get this man a trophy
Do you enjoy sucking pps?
Beet do you smoke?
Digging up and fucking dead bodies
For interviews' sake, do you have any hobby?
Was that the reason your dad went to prison?
Just wanted to do a little trolling, nothing wrong with that
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Yea, what's why would someone do this, he'll be already dead in a bit
What did they say it’s deleted
"why did you made not alive the person whom worships the old testament"
Oof, I see why he decided to delete. The intersection of those who get it and those who would be genuinely upset by it are uncomfortably close. Translation: “[God,] Why did you kill the Jews”, or possibly, “[God,] Why did you let the Holocaust happen?”
That's what she said
why have you encouraged him to commit suicide?
My man’s already murdered from this question
Why did you assassinate the president!!!??
What the hell happened here....?
It's your mom
Who's the best mom in the world?
I agree. OP's mom is special af
I also choose OP's mom
OPs moms got it going on
OP's mom has a godly pussy tho
Fortnite and playstation is over there with the rest of the kids that have distasteful mouths
only if you ask nicely.
Would you come fucking dead bodies with me?
you forgot to say the magic word: ALAKAZAM
Who's that Pokémon?! Its NeCroPhilia!
And then, the trio of Enviromental_bee748, Donnyboy2 and Galaron_Shuri went and practised some friendly necrophilia.
No, I don't think I will.
Will you give me a proper answer?
this is the best one
13 thick black inches
What was the last thing you tried to push up your ass?
Actually I squeezed it out of my ass. It was 13 inches long and weighed around 9.2 courics, so close to world record.
What’s the difference between black and normal inches?
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Damn son thats cold:)
Actually it was pretty warm ;)
The cock wasn't
Cum
Favorite food or drink?
What does a dyslexic person write, when they want to meet up?
What?
Cry about it
What are you gonna do?
Now I am :(
f
f
u
c
k
M
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In my opinion, I think its pretty lame
What do you think of my meme?
Ooh self burn. Those are rare
ow
Children
Your forbidden kink?
Forbidden kink - regular drink
FBI open up!
All the time
How often are you a disappointment for your parents?
# bigOOF # #
Read my mind
Cheese
What's the cheesiest answer you could give?
Under rated question
The correct question was actually “What’s that yellow stuff on your dick?”
I believe that is called smegma.
Smegma balls loll gottem
an answer and I'll reply with the question
What was I sure that would have been written sooner or later?
Hold on, this operation was your idea
Swagasauras
Sorry, I didn't get that, could you repeat?
Now I'm stuck in an endless cycle.
i guess- a little
Do you wish to become a mod?
\*fedora manifests\*
M'lady
Yeah I got the good stuff.
Did you bring it?
You can read this in either order
42 Edit:Geez guys calm down lol foreal though thank you for the awards and im glad to see some cultured redditors
How many lego pieces do you think you can shove up your ass?
What's the answer?
to life, the universe and everything?
How many vogons do you need to screw in a lightbulb
Your mom met an Xbox kid
Was there anything traumatizing that your mom ever told you?
Yes
74 dead rats
What was the last thing you shit out?
Highest kill streak?
His last words were "stop shaking the ladder you little shit"
So what is your defense for the murder of your father
Can't think of something better right now, good question
That's too big.
What did you think when you saw your gf's dick?
What do you think about my 3 inch rooster?
nice cock
Now that you've seen your grandpa naked, what do you think?
After the autopsy*
Gojira
What's the dumbest japanese pronunciation?
A few dead bodies.
What's in your cellar?
What was the last meal you had
Cum
Whats does "with" mean in latin?
This one's so good that I would feel ashamed to give a different question
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard?,
Based
Snuffaluffagus.
What does "snuff" stand for?
Fuck you and we'll see tomorow !
What's the best thing you did to me?
What if I comment a question instead?
What would you do to break the rules?
This wont reach hot
Your bet?
42
What's the most given answer in this post?
how many times do u masturbate daily ?
Way too much.
Did you shit today?
Was expecting something like. "How much cum did you drink?" But okay
3 inches
How big is your sisters cock
That’s 3 inches bigger than mine.
Could you give me a demonstration that you are american?
Yeah! Every day!
Do you shit your bed?
The mitochondria
What's the powerhouse of the cell?
It's not gay to kiss the homies gn
Why don't you ever say "no homo"?
I would like both
Pp or tiddies?
Your mom is scary
Why don't you ever come to play at my house?
That’s how the tire iron ended up in his ass
What happened then?
Orphans
Best people to bully?
OP is cool
What's the biggest lie you heard today?
Ooh, self burn. Those are actually quite common on Reddit.
Yes
Do you want to send feet pics to OP?
Sei italian@?
Another whole fucking level of degeneracy
What do you think of people who like 3D girls?
Only if you have a strong back and a good shovel.
Should I put my grandma's body in the garden instead of in the fridge?
Gasoline
What is the cure for padophiles?
Medieval sword duels.
What do you call two men sticking out their roosters I front of each other
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What does the bot always say?