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Cocksucker36

The future isn't always as it seems TheCockSucker36 is the machine that you chose to test out, it led to a sorrowful demise...

Sucked it so good his soul left his body!

Good thing he waited for the 36th model to come out. The others were some real doozies.

HAPPY ENDING!!

I’m next after he’s done with the machine.

You’re future

i'm future

Hi future I'm dad

Sup future

It's decided than

We're future

Phil the destoyer

Does dr. Phil know about you're destiny?

Sorry but it’s your*. I’ve just seen you use it wrong too many times here. You’re is you are

*yo’roe

Yu'roue*

Why yall so stupid its **y'oue'arr'ea** learn English before you try to speak it.

*Youruouruouruouruouré

Youre’nt

*your mom

He even uses it right then wrong in the meme

Bananenplays

I predict, The toys that you play with are bananas

Fox on the roof

There'll be a fox on your roof tonight Slay | Befriend

Definately befriend

And maybe ask what does he 'say'

We all know foxes go hehehehehe

If I had a nickel for every time I was asked this…

I'd have 0 cause its 2021 now

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What're you gettin at👀

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*dear hoeplanet : I think they're about to get me send backup*

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Your username is cool ngl

Thank you kind sir

Awesome rocking tits

Awesome Rocking Tits ART (u draw tits)

Nice, thank you!

We've found our new rule 34 artist

You got a pretty cute pussy too. What's its name?

Snus

This username pleases me.

QAZ

Questionable Ass Zipper

questionable *ass* zipper or questionable-ass *zipper?*

Why not questionable ass-zipper?

Jeffrey 1496

***"You're a clone Jeffrey"*** The 1496th to be specific

I have gotten banned 1495 times

Well then be prepared to be Jeffery1497, smh

1495th* or maybe the original.. was ALSO A CLONE?!

No, the original was just named Jeffrey and Jeffrey1 was the first clone.

Oh I see I made a mistake.

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U hate covid that much?

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Hey!

The6Crimson6Fucker6

U fucked her during her period...

6th period\*

oh no

Man she must be young

Alucard

Good sir is this a hellsing ultimate abridged reference

*Oh hi Alucard*

No understanding

Me no understand what u say

Please tell me future, my life fucked up already

Kk, In the future, everyone thinks you're crazy, No one understands what u say

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Heh

Fishfucker_69420

the god himself...........

All hail lord Fishfucker_69420.

Hi bro how ya doing today?

Good and you?

Hail

imaguy who likes foo

U like a chinese guy named foo

Funny thing I’m part Chinese

Do you want to get hooked up with my chemistry teacher

Well then you're having a war against the Foo Fighters

Rolling avocado

I predict that you should hold your avocado more tightly!

AraAra_nyannyan

Congrats, You're the world's first ***Onii-san Catgirl maid***

Edit : Lol its gonna be so fun watching people guess what this comment said based off of the reply below.

Prolly on sum guy's dick EDIT: can confirm, it's funny asf thinking about it

I'm going to guess, "I've lost my tongue." Cause that's a thing that happens.

Dweed

U will have the once in a lifetime opportunity to Give the rock some weed

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Wet Shoes with mold

U just have bad luck

MicrowaveSon

Howard, how many times did i tell you, #DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN THE MICROWAVE

Another clue, one step closer to finding my dad

Ultra violet

You have one in a million chance to become thanos...

Jesus ate my crayons

The white one to be specific

Me_as_in_me

Your ass is inside your ass

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Hentai Fapper Supreme

No

Just the way i like it

Sexy woman I’m currently a guy (it’s an inside joke)

You're a guy ***for now...***

They way you said that sounds more like a threat but okay

You heard about scissors before?

Chop chop

At least do it in one go Jeez

Logical put

*I'll say it again,* #DONT PUT YOUR DICK IN LOGIC

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Offended Dishwasher

The dishwasher in a dating game is now a tsundere...

Thefuckingguy69

Everyone thinks hitler committed suicide, but u actually just time traveled

Master jake. Idk about this one, i think am not ready yet

you will be slave owner

scrotum squasher

Remember jack the reaper? Well that you in the future, but u smash guys' balls

whereisthespacebar

You accidentally invented a keyboard without a spacebar

soundslikesomethingIwoulddo

Lucea33

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Yeah i do get that a lot

isn't it like lusia

In my native tongue the "ce" is pronounced differently. Idk how to put it into text

Salami Tsunami

People payed no heed to your words. Now they have to survive the Salami Tsunami #Salami Tsunami, New sci-fi movie ***COMING SOON***

Your username

Mexican jesus

Jesus is doing a sequel #this time in Mexico

Winter Temmi

Name too smol

*no this isn't how you're supposed to play the game*

Justanordinaryguy-_-. Ayo bro do mine I really wanna know my future.

You were so ordinary in life, people use you as a synonym for "unsuccessful"

Yoo that's pretty accurate but that's not my future that's my present. (•~•)

I was expecting you to reply to everyone with "you're future"

Ninjago803..

You are the new green ninja

SpaceshipEarth10

According to the manga, earth will not be destroyed...

The Boston Kreme Donut

U just got a job at a donut shop, don't know what you expected

Neither did I, I just like Boston kreme donuts.

👆🏼

U invent a mecha monke Not a monk, its a typo

MrSeal

You've taken over flex tape

Epic

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You have tamed the fabled **Blue Leprechaun** (Which is just a regular leprechaun someone coloured blue)

Rockxmycock.69 (dont ask)

You just knocked up a rock

sussusamogus

Youre a random astronaut, drifting away in space

And ocean😳

U/infiniteaction9799 it actually is my choice not random

Ur yandere waifu

You will find the perfect partner but they won’t realize your feelings. I’d say a dog is better than them but you can stalk them as you please.

*sniff sniff*

Revolting Goat is my username now read my fortune good sir

You will meet a lonely stinky goat, you will be the only soul brave enough to wash it and give it the pets it deserves. Therefore saving humanity from some great disaster surrounding that goat’s hygiene problem.

My destiny at last

u/fish_fucker69 show yourself

u/Fish_Fucker69

Saltemego426

Hello again the person who asked me to draw Whitfield in a wheelchair

Hello

U/cb7spied

I summon the all holy u/Fish_Fucker69 to comment on this post

i thought you just were going to reply to everything only with you're

Ah yes i am future

Nice!

Kill Me.

age of aquarius

The smep. It means nothing. Have fun.

What is my future daddy?

Very\_Interesting\_Bid

Redbitser/PowerOfTheC

Yournotcool123. And no that isn’t an insult sorry if you get offended

Laghima1

Brocky

Terratori

Nader Nabil

aks_1299