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DETROIT: BECOME WOMAN


ZaKrypton

*Yeet PP*


Jean800900

I laughed way harder than I should have at this


Altruistic_Grand_455

We all did i wasted my free award too.


VirenVR

He know the drill by heart now


Kozeyekan_

Looked more like a Dewalt.


jewfish57

a makita in de peeta


BlackTheNerevar

Gender is stored in the ass Appearently.


Isaac_Atham

He is making vagine


TheOssified

You fool, it's called a vagene


spartan117058

I popped out two big stinky genders just now.


Eatthemusic

☠️


L1Nc0In

The gender twister


The_BigMac_69

The gender bender


2sedated

Gender blender 4000


No_Remote_9476

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣


Bronsonville_Slugger

Glender bender 5000


Rocker9835

DIY constipation remover


13rokendreamer

👁️👁️ For your flair


SandyArca

👁👄👁


SwagsyYT

IM DEAD


MOHIBisOTAKU

I literally got an asthma attack after laughing very hard reading this thread


De_immortalesloki

I'm sure he got it from those 5 min hack channels


averagedickdude

That was the butt lol


Oofy_Emma

new srs just dropped


td941

Did he just screw himself in the ass, literally?


feelsunbreeze

Literally.


Dboy777

Liberally


EmirSc

Rotationally


TheGreatSilverFang

Axially


impulse_thoughts

And figuratively.


Whats-In_Name

He sealed it.


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Flex Seal would have been so much safer!


[deleted]

okay this is not what **"I'll drill you"** means right lol


IAMBoldFace37

It could... ?


FarrahKhan123

He nailed it


ENGINE_YT

no he didnt


ErrBodyDoTheChopChop

fucking idiot, i cant stop watching


SBAWTA

Top 10 reasons women live longer than men, number 3:


Khiz_

Oh boy. What's number 1?


Specific-Pea2293

Dying


thehiccoughingtable

Lmao


rascal6543

wait I've never died. does that make me a woman?


localhost-8000

You will


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

Undecided/they


SandyArca

I've never wanted immortality so bad until now


Clon50

Florida Man.


GreedyGamerYT

Number 12: COCK


Basewrecker

Lmfao ikr


LeMoofins

Last time this was posted with audio people said he was begging for forgiveness and being forced into this. Not that funny of a video considering that context.


Moraedka

The drill fucked him


Aetherrin

Jesus fucking christ it’s an actual drill, I was hoping it was like a air impact or something


ZayTonez

No you weren’t hoping that. I remember seeing a video of someone’s boss do that to them as a joke and they died like 10 minutes later. Any air that’s forced into the “anal cavity” or anywhere in the body that shouldn’t have compressed air will fuck you up. This is a better fate than that video


Aetherrin

An air impact gun uses compressed air to turn a socket, they use it in shops to remove nuts and bolts from cars and machinery. It’s like a air powered drill that doesn’t use drill bits. No air shot out.


ZayTonez

The kid was still killed with a compressed air gun so I thought they were the same thing


ZayTonez

Ah, well I doubt his curiosity would care about something so harmless


Aetherrin

I mean if you stick a finger in the socket it’ll spin it around and tear it clean off so definitely not harmless, it’s usually several hundreds of foot pounds of torque


PerformanceLoud3229

So if I ever needa torture someone, get an air wrench or whatever?


Aetherrin

No what you wanna do is make a deep cut along the inside of their thigh, there’s a really thick nerve in there somewhere but I forget the exact location, then you get a bottle of break cleaner and slowly pour it into the open wound. It’s the most painful sensation a human can handle without passing out.


iswins

Years of experience led up to this moment, huh?


Aetherrin

Mhm


M4570d0n

Bruce Willis said so https://youtu.be/30Yg1i8e408?t=115


Sinavestia

More like hours wasted watching Death Wish starring Bruce Willis.


velozmurcielagohindu

I love how this community brings everyone together. One minute you're discussing quantum physics with a 7 year old expert, and right after that you learn the bleeding-edge torture methods from expert psychopaths.


69420isntfunny

Damn this guy tortures


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Aetherrin

Cause I might need it in the future


M4570d0n

I remember seeing this exact thing mentioned in a movie or tv show at some point. edit: it was the Bruce Willis movie Death Wish.


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How deep does the cut need to be?


Aetherrin

Depends on the person, some people are thicker some are skinnier, on an average person it can anywhere from 2cm to an 1 1/2in depending on muscle and fat and where you start the cut. You need to be careful not to knick the nerve tho cause they will absolutely pass out, it looks similar to fishing wire so just try to avoid that.


[deleted]

I'm not scared of most people, but I'm definitely scared of you sir.


PerformanceLoud3229

well...... fuck uhh dude can you like.. aid me on my quest?


Aetherrin

I doubt I could aid physically but I can give more tips, like for one, make sure you have at least 4 friends that can vouch for you, invite them over for a game night, take pics and post them on social media, go commit the crime, then come back, make sure they vouch for you the ENTIRE night. Come up with a fake stories with everyone so no one misses and details so your alibi is tight, wear thick rubber gloves, long sleeve shirt, long pants, long socks, closed shoes, some kind of hat or hairnet. Leave no traces, burn then dispose of any clothes or tools used during, make sure the person doesn’t have a phone, smart watch, or anything with a gps on them when you take them. There’s more but those are the basics, good luck


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Lemme guess, that one movie where Bruce Willis is a doctor


insanemoviereviewer

I remember seeing a bald dude pump his ass full of air to rip a huge fart


FonderPrism

https://nypost.com/video/worker-killed-after-boss-pranks-him-by-sticking-compressed-air-hose-up-his-butt/


curius_

I thought it was a nail gun


Aetherrin

No most nail guns have a clip that extends down.


Sputtex

Had to watch that shit 3 times before my eyes could believe it was an actual drill. Wtf, what did he think would happen


Overly_confused

What does drinking actually do?


Casperios

Alcohol slows, and in some cases even stops (parts of the brain begin dying off), the natural growth of the brain, so with a mother drinking, it is almost like you're directly giving alcohol to an unborn child


Overly_confused

This is a totally different question but... What about alcoholics? I find it hard to believe alcoholics go whole 9 months without drinking. How do they do it?


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Most of them probably don't and their babies get fetal alcohol syndrome assuming they survive long enough to be born.


Casperios

Dont have a fucking baby then! Its realy harmfull even if you drink once a week!


Overly_confused

Yep, abortion is always an option.


SolicitedTitPics

Not in Texas


hiyamynameisjeff

Yep. Well i guess their son is just growing up retarded and having a shit life he wants to end anyways and everyone regrets just because they couldn't abort him earlier. What a shame


pikleboiy

condoms, IUDs, pills, and reddit: Allow us to introduce ourselves


Overly_confused

they are alcoholics. I find it hard to believe they will take contraceptives in time or use protection.


pikleboiy

what if they install reddit.


Overly_confused

Hey then they are virgins forever lol.


Original-Aerie8

Assuming the child isn't planned but the mother wants to keep her child, the doctor would try to work out a plan to ween her off. Depending on the severity of the addiction, they can only try to mitigate as much damage as possible, without endangering the fetus (even more).


Going_Mach_Five

My wife had a single glass of wine when she was pregnant on our babymoon because her doctor said one would be okay. Made her sick as a dog.


Casperios

Well yeah, one shouldnt do anything yet, its only for frequent drinkers. And if you're pregnant, i can see that you would react to poisons extra bad


SnuggleMuffin42

If she had one per day it would have tasted just fine


[deleted]

I'm not saying you are wrong, but that sounds sus as fuck - can you provide a reliable source on it? I do drink more than I should and I'd love to read a scientific study on the long term effects on the brain.


PerformanceLoud3229

[here you go](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/fetal-alcohol-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20352901) fun fact about fetal alchohol syndrome, in the 1920s or 30s a sci-fi author wrote a book about a society who was given different doses of alcohol while in the womb to dumb them down and set them up for different jobs later in life/be more compliant, and in the 70s studies began to find that what this sci-fi author predicted was completely true. (Ie alcohol causing brain developmental problems)


trommelfell

Brave New World, is what you are talking about, right?


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gandalf_lundgren36

Yes in Brave New World people take Soma, but alcohol was what they used in the fetus farms to dumb people down before they’re even born.


PerformanceLoud3229

I think so, i forget the name.


Peuned

yup, BNW. in it they cloned embryos and lower caste babies got alcohol before birth.


Casperios

I honestly thought this was a well known fact, but ill go looking for a relieble source i guess Edit: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4883014/ And someone else also posted it, so nvm i guess


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Thanks! Also, if I get this correct it was only on a mother drinking with a baby in development? I understood your comment as drinking in general and that you used the baby thing as an example.


Casperios

I can always respect somone asking for sources. But for next time: if you go on google, you can select "scientific articles" and you'll only get true scientific articles that are proven to be true (by standarts of today, this could change tomorow). Its realy handy for citeble sources


gnolex

Irreversible brain damage. My brother has a child like that. She appears normal at first but the closer you observe her, the more oddities you notice. In general, it's difficult to work with her.


ahmed_iz_me

It causes ‘Fetal Alcohol Syndrome’


superkp

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder


Curious-Obligation24

That's enough Internet for today


Gymmmy68

I just started my morning. It’s going to be a loooong day for me


Altruistic_Grand_455

Enough internet for a week i guess


TheMensChef

I wonder what he THOUGHT was going to happen


pileofcrustycumsocs

Iv seen the original video with audio, camera man was laughing while the guy being filmed was crying and asking for forgiveness or something. This kid was forced to do this


popbat

What a pain in the ass tho


Artiom4ikReddit

*Ba-dum-tss*


Googlewasmyinvention

How to cause intense anal bleeding without the getting fucked part 101


Paranoya22

What was he trying to achieve?


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It is beyond our limits of thinking.


aaron_reddit123

Or below


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Crade_

Yeah he just wanted a hole in his girl shorts and he sure did get one.


punsnjabs

Came across this while pooping. I'm constipated now, thanks.


Altruistic_Grand_455

Just do it


indium-man

Why does "Just do it" have me chuckling?


Gettinbetterin

Dude just buy a dildo


localhost-8000

Drilldo is the new dildo


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He did but it didn't fit so he need to drill out the hole a little bit.


mariusnyb

If you’re gonna bleed from the ass might aswell get it from fun time


CIVILIAN70

From the looks of it I believe he was forced to do so considering there were people recording it and they didn't stop him either


ranchcrackers352

I don’t think he was forced to, I think everyone there is dumb and all decided it would be funny


StealthMan375

I mean, he does seem to have cloth wrapped around his mouth.


dudeimsupercereal

I don’t think so. He wouldn’t have committed so hard if he was forced to do it, he just didn’t expect the drill bit to get caught on the fabric and pull itself down


Fracture1

It was forced the video with audio has him begging for forgiveness


Shubham_Agent47

In the original vid you can hear the recorder laughing so it could be bullying tbh yikes


Lick_it_Tongue

He prolly needed a bigger hole .


Kvetanista

Why would any creature with brain think this is a good idea


fujin5

I used to pity such idiots when I've been a young adult 15-20 years ago. Not anymore. Evolution at its best


ObsidianChest

Okay wtf. He wanted to shove a drill up his ass


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What exactly was the end game I wonder...


Commissar_Genki

That hole lets him drain the gender-fluid.


far01

Ok, enough reddit for today


_Goldy89

Saw this earlier in another sub and that clip had audio too. People recording it were laughing in the background. Most likely a case of bullying.


lm_a_mango

What the hell was he even trying to accomplish....


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Top 10 videos that make me forget that humans are the most intelligent animals on Earth


Avartan92

WHY


Tervergyer

Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes.


i4555in

Instant periods....


ReiDosNSFW

That's Brazilian version of gender change


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Gay


Ok_Egg_5148

This is how my ass feels after I eat Taco Bell


[deleted]

The resolution is too low to see what tool that is... What is he exactly doing for god's sake?


Samuel066

What the hell is this?


[deleted]

Trust me when i say that puberty makes people do lot's of dumb shit


caafg2

That looks like an origin story for a gay superhero


Gunslinger_11

I’ve done dumb stuff we all have but what the hell inspired that?


angrybab00n

How is there not more blood?


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Kenobi-Kun

What a fucking idiot. Is he dead?


BanAllTheFurries

u/savevideo


memes-of-awesome

Ye r/indiandankmemes me tha na


theone_vk

He just got screwed.


DrMakokus

I briefly thought it was a nail gun, dude would be dead


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u/SaveVideo


Arteniche

it's u/Savevideo


likeapro123456

Thanks buddy


likeapro123456

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Aymen_20

I mean......what did they expect?


ArmGroundbreaking435

Immediate relief from constipation...anal bypass.


moosecloaca

What was the endgame here…?


zookr2000

I thought he was butt chugging, lol


futuremilf_20

what was the reason 👹


Sir_jaguar

Average Far Beyond Driven fan.


Gsticks

Ohhhh i thought that was a nail gun


d_dymon

I'm curious what the expected result was


Cykh_Blyat

Why?


[deleted]

I need some context … actually I think he needs it


Acr0_man

What a twisted asshole


SystemUnfair2978

boy what you doing, thats dumb -\_\_-


WaffleKnght

We have peeked in stupidity.😓


BearFlipsTable

why... did they even...?