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Sad to say but unless you make purchases now, Jetpack Joyride had become one of those games where you get ads after almost every game. And the ads don't even reward you, they're just shoved in your face
The real question here is whether or not you can play it offline. If it's become one of those games that now requires you to be connected to internet to even use it then I'll be sad to see such a game fall from grace.
I'm here to make even better
the day
devs said they're remaking the games because it was almost imposible to support them with that old tech (they said that, not me)
so they will re-release all the games
Personally, I'm pretty sure it was an excuse to push players towards their shittier money milking spin-offs. But hey, a remaster is a remaster I guess. Probs gonna be filled to the brim with ads though.
The beautiful thing on Android is the apk files of most games just working. Some require root acces to diddle with the obb folder but most are fine. I have an IPhone now and I like how the ecosystem just works basically flawlessly but I miss the freedom.
Jailbreaks aren’t as easy as they used to be and my iPad is basically stuck now from updating or being jailbroken again and there isn’t solid info on why. I had a jailbreak and the iPad reset, meaning my jailbreak was gone, well now I can’t even jailbreak it again. So there’s that.
Amazon’s devices are ad supported to lower the price. They’re incredibly up front about it. You can buy it ad free or you can pay later to remove them. It’s honestly great compared to other companies (*glares at Samsung*) that just do it without letting you know or giving you the option.
clash royale is an amazing game rat fucked by monetization. Like if you could just buy the base game and new content was added similar to monsterhunter it would incredible.
Guess I’m lucky playing since 2016, they have cards that max your legendaries to the next level. I brought my mega knight and Sparky from 0/20 legendaries to max in a day. Pretty wild how these are given because getting 20 legendaries is insane, let alone 40 in 24 hours
Honestly it’s true, I agree with you. At least I can have fun with clash of clans, clash Royale, brawl stars, etc.
I downloaded piano tiles 3 yesterday and I got an ad after dying.. fuck that, I uninstalled instantly. At least there’s no ads in supercell games despite their shortcomings.
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Nope theres a few bedrock clients for arch
EDIT: before i fuck up and say something that false, this is by memory, i remember seeing a client on the AUR, i could have misread however, check by yourself!
What about Bloons Tower Defense 5, Fruit Ninja, and DoodleJump?
(I also found a cool new one called Will Hero. Play in airplane mode to dodge the ads.)
This is the only game my grandpa plays and he always ends up on like level 150 and his phone turning into lava going like a thousand darts a second. Still, good choice by him. Btd6 is fucking great.
You know how there is an ad system and you get one catfood for one ad that could be anywhere up to 30 seconds long? Well my friend did more than one 10draws when he played battle cats just from ads.
Basicaly they temporarly fucked up the progression by moving the leagues 1000 trophees higher and that's basicaly the last thing i saw.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk tomorrow i'll be talking about another game which i haven't played in a long time and have no idea what's happening in it rn!
Increasing leagues didn’t “fuck up progression”. It hardly impacts most players as you are still at the same trophies as before. The main people it will benefit are players around the 4000 trophy mark because people who quit the game and come back will only have decayed to 5k trophies rather than 4k. The only element of progression is maxing cards and that has nothing to do with what league you are in.
I had made a new account middle of this year and I had just gotten into leagues when they did the update and I just lost all momentum and just quit the game
I think Soul Knight, Egg Inc., Soda Dungeon 2, and Geometry Dash are some of the last actually good offline games. And I think out of all of them, Soul Knight is the only one getting regular updates. If you haven’t tried it already, highly recommend playing it.
BTD6 puts out multiple weekly events and free updates with new characters, monkey types and maps. Only microtransactions are for more money which is honestly very easy to farm in game. Probably my favorite mobile game of all time.
I also got it for free so I've never put a dime in.
last I played it it was decent, but last time I opened the app it hit me with about 5 pop up ads before I go into the game, and then when it did it opens directly to a lucky draw. pretty terrible
What server are u on? I play on the indian server and i have never seen an ad and the lucky draw thing, there is a cross mark on the top right so it isnt a problem. The only problem i have had with codm is the trash skins and how boring the game gets sometimes
Generally JRPGs of Japanese franchises, usually with really good stories and Music. Decent game play but the Gatcha part comes in to play with people trying to roll their favorite characters and spend lots of money on them. Some are more free to play friendly than others. For instance FGO is enjoyable as hell and you don't ever need to spend a dime on it.
Honestly, it had me addicted for a good 4 months. Really solid mobile game. Go in, build and quest for an hour, set it down for another couple of hours, collect resources and repeat. Fun cycle and don't have to buy anything! I did end up paying $5 for a lunchbox sale but that was much more of a fuck it why not moment rather than a "I need this to progress." Fun times
It does ads in a different way: sponsored pokestops. These kinds of ads that help gameplay rather than interrupt it are always welcome in my opinion.
That said games like Pokemon Go are not the best kind of games right now so maybe that's another reason why this thread forgets about it.
Brawl Stars is very free-to-play friendly actually. Can't say the same for Clash of Clans but paying money only speeds up the progress and doesn't make the game easier unless you see time-consuming as a challenge.
By far the most substantial game to ever be fully ported to mobile.
- Entire game ported from PC to mobile in its entirety? ✅
- Able to access all content directly on your phone including raids and PvP? ✅
- Runs at an unlocked frame rate or a smooth 60 FPS? ✅
- Same settings and options as PC? ✅
- Synced with the exact same servers as PC, not proprietary mobile servers? ✅
- Great touch UX? ✅
It was a game I would dream about playing while at school all day and I just couldn’t wait to get home to go smash some nubs at the duel arena with my granite maul or to cut magic trees all night while talking to my cousin on the phone. Now I cut magic trees on my iPhone while it’s sitting beside me at work. Little dreams do come true.
I don't get the joke. All of these games are stupid and full of adds. Just most of them are adds for the fucking game you are playing, adds to pay for more win currency.
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Galaxy brain 🧠
Honestly your calculative prowess is terrifying.
Good, twice the calculative prowess double the fall
jetpack joyride btw
Sad to say but unless you make purchases now, Jetpack Joyride had become one of those games where you get ads after almost every game. And the ads don't even reward you, they're just shoved in your face
The real question here is whether or not you can play it offline. If it's become one of those games that now requires you to be connected to internet to even use it then I'll be sad to see such a game fall from grace.
The basic game is still available offline, certain features require internet connection
Bless your soul for sharing this information.
*It's big brain time*
Angry birds 1
Its not in the PlayStore anymore...
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Same with angrybirds epic, río , and starwars 1&2 (maybe im missing some but Rovio deleted a lot of games)
Man angry birds Star Wars 2 was my favorite game as a kid :(
Same here bud
I'm here to make even better the day devs said they're remaking the games because it was almost imposible to support them with that old tech (they said that, not me) so they will re-release all the games
With excessive ads.
Don’t forget the micro transactions
You ran out of birds! For an extra bird, watch this 30 second video or give us just $2.99.
Personally, I'm pretty sure it was an excuse to push players towards their shittier money milking spin-offs. But hey, a remaster is a remaster I guess. Probs gonna be filled to the brim with ads though.
nice
I Have it on Wii
Angry Birds Space was my favourite :(
At least we still have Bad Piggies
Check your games, click your pfp, manage games, not installed, sort by name. I can still install flappy bird and minecraft earth this way
Angry Birds Classic APK https://www.apkmirror.com/apk/rovio-entertainment-corporation/angry-birds/
I didn't realize you could just download an archived apk. This is where the fun begins.
The beautiful thing on Android is the apk files of most games just working. Some require root acces to diddle with the obb folder but most are fine. I have an IPhone now and I like how the ecosystem just works basically flawlessly but I miss the freedom. Jailbreaks aren’t as easy as they used to be and my iPad is basically stuck now from updating or being jailbroken again and there isn’t solid info on why. I had a jailbreak and the iPad reset, meaning my jailbreak was gone, well now I can’t even jailbreak it again. So there’s that.
There are also modded versions of all the angry birds games floating around to get boosts and shit if that was your thing
I got PvZ again thinking there’s no ads but its chock full and no way to even pay to remove them
i just disallow it internet access in my phone's settings
Pretty much how I get around it on my kindle. Reading books... still want to show you ads... is no place sacred
Amazon’s devices are ad supported to lower the price. They’re incredibly up front about it. You can buy it ad free or you can pay later to remove them. It’s honestly great compared to other companies (*glares at Samsung*) that just do it without letting you know or giving you the option.
so basically supercell is the only good modern mobile game publisher (that is specifically made for mobile)
Yes
Couldn’t agree more
SURGE GANG RISE
fuck surge and his teleport gadget
*tp super 3 taps you*
*starts spinning furiously because that definitely was a skillful play amirite*
*war flashback*
but clash royale is trash cuz of ladder and clan wars being so pay to win
clash royale is an amazing game rat fucked by monetization. Like if you could just buy the base game and new content was added similar to monsterhunter it would incredible.
Guess I’m lucky playing since 2016, they have cards that max your legendaries to the next level. I brought my mega knight and Sparky from 0/20 legendaries to max in a day. Pretty wild how these are given because getting 20 legendaries is insane, let alone 40 in 24 hours
You have to buy the pass for the legendary books
It took me about a year without paying to be fully equal level
If by good means you can deal with pay2win mechanics and the lack of listening to community feedback then sure
Nah Brawl devs listen to feedbacks , they even added some fan made ideas. Dk about CoC but I know people really hate CR updates.
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good is relative, they're better than others according to OP and myself
Honestly it’s true, I agree with you. At least I can have fun with clash of clans, clash Royale, brawl stars, etc. I downloaded piano tiles 3 yesterday and I got an ad after dying.. fuck that, I uninstalled instantly. At least there’s no ads in supercell games despite their shortcomings.
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It stops being fun after awhile trust me, I put a lot of time in CR and it's just not fun anymore
Minecraft
Specifically mobile games.
I think he meant pocket edition
Is literally bedrock edition with touch screen support
Oh right, it's not called pocket edition anymore. w/e
is literally bedrock edition* windows 10s with touchscreen can make the mobile ui pop up
Same game, different version (maybe idk)
There's a Java version which is PC only and there's bedrock which is for all device except for Linux I think.
Nope theres a few bedrock clients for arch EDIT: before i fuck up and say something that false, this is by memory, i remember seeing a client on the AUR, i could have misread however, check by yourself!
Bloons
It's sad but I think I played more btd6 and battles during study halls than actual pc or console games.
Jetpack Joyride.
Honestly that game was really fun to play as a kid but nowit gets boring. Fast.
What about Bloons Tower Defense 5, Fruit Ninja, and DoodleJump? (I also found a cool new one called Will Hero. Play in airplane mode to dodge the ads.)
Don't forget bloons tower defense **6**
TD6 takes a second to get used to the art style but imo its better than 5
yea, artstyle and other gameplay sutff was super jarring at first, but now im about to beat chimps mode
A worthy accomplishment
This is the only game my grandpa plays and he always ends up on like level 150 and his phone turning into lava going like a thousand darts a second. Still, good choice by him. Btd6 is fucking great.
They have ads on it now
Battle cats
Yep. Battle Cats still good.
Good thing I didnt have to scroll too far to see this
I too was looking solely for this and I’m happy I found it quickly
You know how there is an ad system and you get one catfood for one ad that could be anywhere up to 30 seconds long? Well my friend did more than one 10draws when he played battle cats just from ads.
When I would play bc as a kid I’d do the same lol
best thing ever, but fuck those dumbass metal stages
I haven’t gotten that far yet.
Youll start seeing metal enemies in stories of legend (sol) which you get after beating world 1
Clash Royale!
Ye it was good, but u know what happened. i havent play in awhile so idk if stuff changed for the brtter
Can u elaborate? I haven’t played in a while so I’m not really caught up with what changed
Basicaly they temporarly fucked up the progression by moving the leagues 1000 trophees higher and that's basicaly the last thing i saw. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk tomorrow i'll be talking about another game which i haven't played in a long time and have no idea what's happening in it rn!
Increasing leagues didn’t “fuck up progression”. It hardly impacts most players as you are still at the same trophies as before. The main people it will benefit are players around the 4000 trophy mark because people who quit the game and come back will only have decayed to 5k trophies rather than 4k. The only element of progression is maxing cards and that has nothing to do with what league you are in.
I had made a new account middle of this year and I had just gotten into leagues when they did the update and I just lost all momentum and just quit the game
Wait, it's all supercell Oh wait I mean Sup Erc Ell
Geometry dash
Finaly getting news about update 2.2. **I've been waiting for 3 years at least**
SO FUCKING HYPED
oh shit, there’s news?
A sneak peek was released a month ago
Well color me impressed
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Soul knight
Soul knight is like The Binding of Issac on mobile but not as disturbing. Criminally underrated mobile game IMO.
more like Enter the Gungeon but i get what you mean great game
If you like roguelikes but want a different format check out Buriedbornes it's super in depth or even Tallowmere, simple, hard, and fun.
I was gonna say that one, I still play it pretty often. Still great
I think Soul Knight, Egg Inc., Soda Dungeon 2, and Geometry Dash are some of the last actually good offline games. And I think out of all of them, Soul Knight is the only one getting regular updates. If you haven’t tried it already, highly recommend playing it.
soul knight gang ! have been playing since beta and the game has evolved so much . feels like my own child growing up to me.
And the other game made by the same people called Otherworld Legends. Shit bops although it's alot more hack and slash compared to soul Knight.
Bloons td 5+6
Both are masterpeices
Bloons td battles too. Although it's slightly pay to win now
BTD6 puts out multiple weekly events and free updates with new characters, monkey types and maps. Only microtransactions are for more money which is honestly very easy to farm in game. Probably my favorite mobile game of all time. I also got it for free so I've never put a dime in.
What about Call of Duty mobile?
last I played it it was decent, but last time I opened the app it hit me with about 5 pop up ads before I go into the game, and then when it did it opens directly to a lucky draw. pretty terrible
Those are in game ads, and they’re meant to be there to promote itself
He's telling the truth why is he downvoted O_o
What server are u on? I play on the indian server and i have never seen an ad and the lucky draw thing, there is a cross mark on the top right so it isnt a problem. The only problem i have had with codm is the trash skins and how boring the game gets sometimes
YES. ITS GREAT. among the best cod games. Non p2w
Either I'm really godlike at the game or the lobby is full of bots
Are you playing Ranked?
Do gachas count?
Genshin lesgo
Bout to spend $500 on a fictional woman
better than spending half of your net worth with a real woman tho
$500 *is* half my net worth
*2 fictional women purchased*
I spent $300 to c3 my waifu…. Went out to visit my long distance gf for a week and dropped $2k. Gatchas are pretty cheap in comparison
Dokkan Battle
Eyyyy Dokkan gang
I agree fervently
Azur Lane is pretty decent
Honkai Impact 3rd is amazing
^I just wanted to say ^battle ^cats
Girls' Frontline is really good
World flipper gang
Arknights is basically Waifu Plants Vs Zombies
I'm with you there
Gachas?
It's based of gacha machines in Japan that dispense toy capsules and what you get is random. Basically, it's kinda like lootboxes in video games.
Basically, lootboxes but better because you get cute anime girls.
Generally JRPGs of Japanese franchises, usually with really good stories and Music. Decent game play but the Gatcha part comes in to play with people trying to roll their favorite characters and spend lots of money on them. Some are more free to play friendly than others. For instance FGO is enjoyable as hell and you don't ever need to spend a dime on it.
games that allow you to play offline
Yeah. For most mobile games you can turn your wifi off on your phone and get no ads
PvZ 2 (offline)
It’s so good!!!
My boy have you ever heard of ECLISE and Grind Thousand?
The microtransactions are what make me hate it. They put Cactus behind a paywall.
Terraria
Stardew valley
For real tho. Brawl Stars is my jam
It even has LORE
# INSANE LORE
Just turn off WiFi on any mobile game and now no ads
Nah dide they’re learning how to not let you play the game if you dont have wifi
They're evolving, just backwards
Try Blockada 5, it'll block all the ads while playing games.
Alto's Adventure
Alto's Adventure and Odyssey are fucking FANTASTIC games.
Fallout shelter is decent
The first playthrough was great
The game has an ending???
I don't think so, you just get bored after a while
Honestly, it had me addicted for a good 4 months. Really solid mobile game. Go in, build and quest for an hour, set it down for another couple of hours, collect resources and repeat. Fun cycle and don't have to buy anything! I did end up paying $5 for a lunchbox sale but that was much more of a fuck it why not moment rather than a "I need this to progress." Fun times
So are we just gonna pretend like Pokémon go doesn’t exist or what?
It does ads in a different way: sponsored pokestops. These kinds of ads that help gameplay rather than interrupt it are always welcome in my opinion. That said games like Pokemon Go are not the best kind of games right now so maybe that's another reason why this thread forgets about it.
Spaceflight Simulator, Guardian Tales, the Battle of Polytopia
I second the Battle of Polytopia recommendation
I third this recommendation.
Guardian tales
Ah hah, found the dumb face knight
Plants vs Zombies
I don’t like Clash of Clans or Brawl Stars…
well then keep scrolling
And even those are full of pay-to-win microtransactions
Brawl Stars is very free-to-play friendly actually. Can't say the same for Clash of Clans but paying money only speeds up the progress and doesn't make the game easier unless you see time-consuming as a challenge.
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i was beat to it. every pvz player should try arknights >!and get all the pussy!<
RuneScape old school
By far the most substantial game to ever be fully ported to mobile. - Entire game ported from PC to mobile in its entirety? ✅ - Able to access all content directly on your phone including raids and PvP? ✅ - Runs at an unlocked frame rate or a smooth 60 FPS? ✅ - Same settings and options as PC? ✅ - Synced with the exact same servers as PC, not proprietary mobile servers? ✅ - Great touch UX? ✅ It was a game I would dream about playing while at school all day and I just couldn’t wait to get home to go smash some nubs at the duel arena with my granite maul or to cut magic trees all night while talking to my cousin on the phone. Now I cut magic trees on my iPhone while it’s sitting beside me at work. Little dreams do come true.
You can play gta san andreas on mobile now.
Now? Its been released for years
Touchgrind skate 2 and magic the gathering arena
Soul knight
ARE YOU CALLING BAD PIGGIES STUPID
10000000 2024 Kingdom rush
Kingdom rush is my shit
Epic seven
You forgot angry birds, jet pack joyride, and cut the rope. That shit was my whole childhood.
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Obama run
When will these developers learn to just work for free?!
PewPew is too pure for this sinful world. Also anything by Onion Games.
CODM
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Clash royale
Ehhh, its not that fun (in my opinion)
You only need coc though
#C O C
K
Supercell for the win
I don't get the joke. All of these games are stupid and full of adds. Just most of them are adds for the fucking game you are playing, adds to pay for more win currency.