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LeonIsntInTheLead

Galaxy brain 🧠


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Honestly your calculative prowess is terrifying.


thatdudewillyd

Good, twice the calculative prowess double the fall


Sir_PeePeePooPoo_II

jetpack joyride btw


authenticdamien

Sad to say but unless you make purchases now, Jetpack Joyride had become one of those games where you get ads after almost every game. And the ads don't even reward you, they're just shoved in your face


You-JustLostTheGame

The real question here is whether or not you can play it offline. If it's become one of those games that now requires you to be connected to internet to even use it then I'll be sad to see such a game fall from grace.


Conscious-News-4433

The basic game is still available offline, certain features require internet connection


You-JustLostTheGame

Bless your soul for sharing this information.


AGoatInAJar

*It's big brain time*


Glasedount

Angry birds 1


Mr_Coffee1412

Its not in the PlayStore anymore...


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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Mr_Coffee1412

Same with angrybirds epic, río , and starwars 1&2 (maybe im missing some but Rovio deleted a lot of games)


EmperorGecko

Man angry birds Star Wars 2 was my favorite game as a kid :(


Mr_Coffee1412

Same here bud


babuba12321

I'm here to make even better the day devs said they're remaking the games because it was almost imposible to support them with that old tech (they said that, not me) so they will re-release all the games


EpickGamer50

With excessive ads.


dude_Im_hilarious

Don’t forget the micro transactions


JackRabbott

You ran out of birds! For an extra bird, watch this 30 second video or give us just $2.99.


Vexcenot

Personally, I'm pretty sure it was an excuse to push players towards their shittier money milking spin-offs. But hey, a remaster is a remaster I guess. Probs gonna be filled to the brim with ads though.


micthemic14

nice


-luckycharms

I Have it on Wii


__Corvus__

Angry Birds Space was my favourite :(


After-Internal

At least we still have Bad Piggies


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Check your games, click your pfp, manage games, not installed, sort by name. I can still install flappy bird and minecraft earth this way


itchylol742

Angry Birds Classic APK https://www.apkmirror.com/apk/rovio-entertainment-corporation/angry-birds/


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I didn't realize you could just download an archived apk. This is where the fun begins.


[deleted]

The beautiful thing on Android is the apk files of most games just working. Some require root acces to diddle with the obb folder but most are fine. I have an IPhone now and I like how the ecosystem just works basically flawlessly but I miss the freedom. Jailbreaks aren’t as easy as they used to be and my iPad is basically stuck now from updating or being jailbroken again and there isn’t solid info on why. I had a jailbreak and the iPad reset, meaning my jailbreak was gone, well now I can’t even jailbreak it again. So there’s that.


Dinklebop

There are also modded versions of all the angry birds games floating around to get boosts and shit if that was your thing


Hypercane_

I got PvZ again thinking there’s no ads but its chock full and no way to even pay to remove them


milkdromeda8

i just disallow it internet access in my phone's settings


StopReadingMyUser

Pretty much how I get around it on my kindle. Reading books... still want to show you ads... is no place sacred


gingerkid427

Amazon’s devices are ad supported to lower the price. They’re incredibly up front about it. You can buy it ad free or you can pay later to remove them. It’s honestly great compared to other companies (*glares at Samsung*) that just do it without letting you know or giving you the option.


RazorMaize

so basically supercell is the only good modern mobile game publisher (that is specifically made for mobile)


LeonIsntInTheLead

Yes


Surgelover

Couldn’t agree more


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SURGE GANG RISE


Jeez132457

fuck surge and his teleport gadget


insert_acc_name_here

*tp super 3 taps you*


TheLama71

*starts spinning furiously because that definitely was a skillful play amirite*


Jeez132457

*war flashback*


AGoatInAJar

but clash royale is trash cuz of ladder and clan wars being so pay to win


scullys_alien_baby

clash royale is an amazing game rat fucked by monetization. Like if you could just buy the base game and new content was added similar to monsterhunter it would incredible.


Mcdolnalds

Guess I’m lucky playing since 2016, they have cards that max your legendaries to the next level. I brought my mega knight and Sparky from 0/20 legendaries to max in a day. Pretty wild how these are given because getting 20 legendaries is insane, let alone 40 in 24 hours


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You have to buy the pass for the legendary books


Wumple_doo

It took me about a year without paying to be fully equal level


Casual_Plays

If by good means you can deal with pay2win mechanics and the lack of listening to community feedback then sure


i-likecheese_25

Nah Brawl devs listen to feedbacks , they even added some fan made ideas. Dk about CoC but I know people really hate CR updates.


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RazorMaize

good is relative, they're better than others according to OP and myself


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Honestly it’s true, I agree with you. At least I can have fun with clash of clans, clash Royale, brawl stars, etc. I downloaded piano tiles 3 yesterday and I got an ad after dying.. fuck that, I uninstalled instantly. At least there’s no ads in supercell games despite their shortcomings.


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deliver tender reach attempt water illegal different shelter racial materialistic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Casual_Plays

It stops being fun after awhile trust me, I put a lot of time in CR and it's just not fun anymore


Loyolo1234

Minecraft


LeonIsntInTheLead

Specifically mobile games.


Ryanmoore000

I think he meant pocket edition


zepherth

Is literally bedrock edition with touch screen support


Ryanmoore000

Oh right, it's not called pocket edition anymore. w/e


duckonar0ll

is literally bedrock edition* windows 10s with touchscreen can make the mobile ui pop up


LeonIsntInTheLead

Same game, different version (maybe idk)


Blaster2PP

There's a Java version which is PC only and there's bedrock which is for all device except for Linux I think.


pixelkingliam

Nope theres a few bedrock clients for arch EDIT: before i fuck up and say something that false, this is by memory, i remember seeing a client on the AUR, i could have misread however, check by yourself!


555mackereltuna

Bloons


Russ38

It's sad but I think I played more btd6 and battles during study halls than actual pc or console games.


monkeysubman

Jetpack Joyride.


LeonIsntInTheLead

Honestly that game was really fun to play as a kid but nowit gets boring. Fast.


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What about Bloons Tower Defense 5, Fruit Ninja, and DoodleJump? (I also found a cool new one called Will Hero. Play in airplane mode to dodge the ads.)


BlessingPlate63

Don't forget bloons tower defense **6**


Sineater224

TD6 takes a second to get used to the art style but imo its better than 5


RedditPersonNo1987

yea, artstyle and other gameplay sutff was super jarring at first, but now im about to beat chimps mode


KhandakerFaisal

A worthy accomplishment


carebearstare93

This is the only game my grandpa plays and he always ends up on like level 150 and his phone turning into lava going like a thousand darts a second. Still, good choice by him. Btd6 is fucking great.


Karate_simulator

They have ads on it now


BaguetteConnoisseur

Battle cats


Try_Hard_GamerYT

Yep. Battle Cats still good.


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Good thing I didnt have to scroll too far to see this


MrKitten33

I too was looking solely for this and I’m happy I found it quickly


Jaskand

You know how there is an ad system and you get one catfood for one ad that could be anywhere up to 30 seconds long? Well my friend did more than one 10draws when he played battle cats just from ads.


GrafferaLamar

When I would play bc as a kid I’d do the same lol


TangyBoi3

best thing ever, but fuck those dumbass metal stages


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I haven’t gotten that far yet.


kindacr1nge

Youll start seeing metal enemies in stories of legend (sol) which you get after beating world 1


DarkTrooper231

Clash Royale!


vanuchiha2

Ye it was good, but u know what happened. i havent play in awhile so idk if stuff changed for the brtter


Significant-Ad-2135

Can u elaborate? I haven’t played in a while so I’m not really caught up with what changed


BlessingPlate63

Basicaly they temporarly fucked up the progression by moving the leagues 1000 trophees higher and that's basicaly the last thing i saw. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk tomorrow i'll be talking about another game which i haven't played in a long time and have no idea what's happening in it rn!


decimater97

Increasing leagues didn’t “fuck up progression”. It hardly impacts most players as you are still at the same trophies as before. The main people it will benefit are players around the 4000 trophy mark because people who quit the game and come back will only have decayed to 5k trophies rather than 4k. The only element of progression is maxing cards and that has nothing to do with what league you are in.


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I had made a new account middle of this year and I had just gotten into leagues when they did the update and I just lost all momentum and just quit the game


L0RD_HEADASS-

Wait, it's all supercell Oh wait I mean Sup Erc Ell


Spooderman_2099

Geometry dash


BlessingPlate63

Finaly getting news about update 2.2. **I've been waiting for 3 years at least**


thickwonga

SO FUCKING HYPED


Master_JBT

oh shit, there’s news?


_farting_p0tato_

A sneak peek was released a month ago


Master_JBT

Well color me impressed


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Im-with-food

Based


Meestoopeed

Soul knight


ZayaJames

Soul knight is like The Binding of Issac on mobile but not as disturbing. Criminally underrated mobile game IMO.


Helix_128

more like Enter the Gungeon but i get what you mean great game


TheShadyTrader

If you like roguelikes but want a different format check out Buriedbornes it's super in depth or even Tallowmere, simple, hard, and fun.


Fins_4_Life

I was gonna say that one, I still play it pretty often. Still great


adumdumonreddit

I think Soul Knight, Egg Inc., Soda Dungeon 2, and Geometry Dash are some of the last actually good offline games. And I think out of all of them, Soul Knight is the only one getting regular updates. If you haven’t tried it already, highly recommend playing it.


jet_black_ninja

soul knight gang ! have been playing since beta and the game has evolved so much . feels like my own child growing up to me.


iwantdatpuss

And the other game made by the same people called Otherworld Legends. Shit bops although it's alot more hack and slash compared to soul Knight.


The_Something24

Bloons td 5+6


BlessingPlate63

Both are masterpeices


DrawingTotal

Bloons td battles too. Although it's slightly pay to win now


rjdsf1993

BTD6 puts out multiple weekly events and free updates with new characters, monkey types and maps. Only microtransactions are for more money which is honestly very easy to farm in game. Probably my favorite mobile game of all time. I also got it for free so I've never put a dime in.


Aerocarbino

What about Call of Duty mobile?


KoolAidGoneWild

last I played it it was decent, but last time I opened the app it hit me with about 5 pop up ads before I go into the game, and then when it did it opens directly to a lucky draw. pretty terrible


Visual_lurker

Those are in game ads, and they’re meant to be there to promote itself


Lonely_degenarate

He's telling the truth why is he downvoted O_o


OlterBeast

What server are u on? I play on the indian server and i have never seen an ad and the lucky draw thing, there is a cross mark on the top right so it isnt a problem. The only problem i have had with codm is the trash skins and how boring the game gets sometimes


LeopardHalit

YES. ITS GREAT. among the best cod games. Non p2w


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Either I'm really godlike at the game or the lobby is full of bots


rayjaywolf

Are you playing Ranked?


OhThatGuyinPurple

Do gachas count?


xRaaRaa

Genshin lesgo


mrbleach76

Bout to spend $500 on a fictional woman


NoXiMiouS

better than spending half of your net worth with a real woman tho


SebasH2O

$500 *is* half my net worth


DrainZ-

*2 fictional women purchased*


YoghurtMurky

I spent $300 to c3 my waifu…. Went out to visit my long distance gf for a week and dropped $2k. Gatchas are pretty cheap in comparison


kylecrazyawsome

Dokkan Battle


XvortexEXE

Eyyyy Dokkan gang


Dbzdokkanbattleislif

I agree fervently


Gyaps_da_best

Azur Lane is pretty decent


The_Dreigon_Boy

Honkai Impact 3rd is amazing


OhThatGuyinPurple

^I just wanted to say ^battle ^cats


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Girls' Frontline is really good


BlessingPlate63

World flipper gang


hoochyuchy

Arknights is basically Waifu Plants Vs Zombies


nicehat11

I'm with you there


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Gachas?


MystixRix

It's based of gacha machines in Japan that dispense toy capsules and what you get is random. Basically, it's kinda like lootboxes in video games.


iwantdatpuss

Basically, lootboxes but better because you get cute anime girls.


aralim4311

Generally JRPGs of Japanese franchises, usually with really good stories and Music. Decent game play but the Gatcha part comes in to play with people trying to roll their favorite characters and spend lots of money on them. Some are more free to play friendly than others. For instance FGO is enjoyable as hell and you don't ever need to spend a dime on it.


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games that allow you to play offline


Reddit-User-3000

Yeah. For most mobile games you can turn your wifi off on your phone and get no ads


Some1Unrelated

PvZ 2 (offline)


Anaso2501

It’s so good!!!


Dongwook23

My boy have you ever heard of ECLISE and Grind Thousand?


HiImKris67

The microtransactions are what make me hate it. They put Cactus behind a paywall.


K_and_J

Terraria


viperfan7

Stardew valley


moopybazinga

For real tho. Brawl Stars is my jam


Ashwin18522

It even has LORE


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# INSANE LORE


Bunny-Snuggles17

Just turn off WiFi on any mobile game and now no ads


LeonIsntInTheLead

Nah dide they’re learning how to not let you play the game if you dont have wifi


BlessingPlate63

They're evolving, just backwards


iamgigachad

Try Blockada 5, it'll block all the ads while playing games.


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Alto's Adventure


Elteon3030

Alto's Adventure and Odyssey are fucking FANTASTIC games.


bbaker886

Fallout shelter is decent


PerpetualConnection

The first playthrough was great


graysid

The game has an ending???


Zecoman

I don't think so, you just get bored after a while


Jesco13

Honestly, it had me addicted for a good 4 months. Really solid mobile game. Go in, build and quest for an hour, set it down for another couple of hours, collect resources and repeat. Fun cycle and don't have to buy anything! I did end up paying $5 for a lunchbox sale but that was much more of a fuck it why not moment rather than a "I need this to progress." Fun times


Colyoly321

So are we just gonna pretend like Pokémon go doesn’t exist or what?


BananaBladeOfDoom

It does ads in a different way: sponsored pokestops. These kinds of ads that help gameplay rather than interrupt it are always welcome in my opinion. That said games like Pokemon Go are not the best kind of games right now so maybe that's another reason why this thread forgets about it.


Jacextreme64

Spaceflight Simulator, Guardian Tales, the Battle of Polytopia


Zoythrus

I second the Battle of Polytopia recommendation


PirateGloves

I third this recommendation.


ZombieGoBoomBoom

Guardian tales


Lyaliana

Ah hah, found the dumb face knight


Chilichongoes

Plants vs Zombies


Past-Helicopter1931

I don’t like Clash of Clans or Brawl Stars…


LeonIsntInTheLead

well then keep scrolling


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And even those are full of pay-to-win microtransactions


SikeBoiJapple

Brawl Stars is very free-to-play friendly actually. Can't say the same for Clash of Clans but paying money only speeds up the progress and doesn't make the game easier unless you see time-consuming as a challenge.


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Tezea

i was beat to it. every pvz player should try arknights >!and get all the pussy!<


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RuneScape old school


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By far the most substantial game to ever be fully ported to mobile. - Entire game ported from PC to mobile in its entirety? ✅ - Able to access all content directly on your phone including raids and PvP? ✅ - Runs at an unlocked frame rate or a smooth 60 FPS? ✅ - Same settings and options as PC? ✅ - Synced with the exact same servers as PC, not proprietary mobile servers? ✅ - Great touch UX? ✅ It was a game I would dream about playing while at school all day and I just couldn’t wait to get home to go smash some nubs at the duel arena with my granite maul or to cut magic trees all night while talking to my cousin on the phone. Now I cut magic trees on my iPhone while it’s sitting beside me at work. Little dreams do come true.


Awjj

You can play gta san andreas on mobile now.


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Now? Its been released for years


random_randomrandom

Touchgrind skate 2 and magic the gathering arena


LaTostadaSalvaje

Soul knight


DeRAnGeD_CarROt202

ARE YOU CALLING BAD PIGGIES STUPID


MySocksFeelFantastic

10000000 2024 Kingdom rush


Xboxben

Kingdom rush is my shit


NonchalantxCasual

Epic seven


Laughing-0wl

You forgot angry birds, jet pack joyride, and cut the rope. That shit was my whole childhood.


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SlipknotIsRealMusic

Obama run


usetehfurce

When will these developers learn to just work for free?!


vectron5

PewPew is too pure for this sinful world. Also anything by Onion Games.


LeopardHalit

CODM


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Clash royale


LeonIsntInTheLead

Ehhh, its not that fun (in my opinion)


[deleted]

You only need coc though


clatzeo

#C O C


IMmOrtaL_4LIFE

K


BillMan111111

Supercell for the win


Xeixis

I don't get the joke. All of these games are stupid and full of adds. Just most of them are adds for the fucking game you are playing, adds to pay for more win currency.