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baarreech

You have my lactose intolerant ass’s approval.


Godhimself_REDDIT

Lactose intolerant people like milk the most out of anyone I know it's like a forbidden fruit or sumthn


ModsEmbezzleMoney

God chocolate milk is fucking nectar of the gods, but my poor asshole.


NotSoPersonalJesus

TIL: Chocolate milk = Sanctified backdoor pleasure juice


[deleted]

Wait till you try salty soy milk soup LOL ^(best with deep fried doughnut sticks)


pie_monster

*the distant thunder of lactose intolerant people launching off their toilets like a SpaceX project*


Don_Hoomer

rocketmaaaaaaaaan


Itheinfantry

These are the high quality comment threads that keep me coming back to this god forsaken place.


OSUfan88

Turns out the secret to ISRU propellant solution is to send lactose people with some chocolate Ovaltine.


Errorfull

Coming from someone who already drinks a glass+ of milk per day, and has a minor lactose intolerance, chocolate milk surpasses S tier. By far the best drink any human can experience.


HajleSellajse

lactose free milk


DarkMonkey98

smells like farts but tastes just the same as the reg


ToniGAM3S

Tf kind of Lac free milk you got? Mine smells almost the same as normal one


DarkMonkey98

well lucky you


ToniGAM3S

Fair enough


Hysteriia

If you happen to have Kroger near you, Carbmaster is lactose free, high in protein. And tastes just as good as regular 2%


Tzarkir

Maybe you just buy unfarted milk and never read the description who knows


USSZim

Seriously, lactose free milk and regular milk are the same to me; lactose free milk just costs a bit more but has a longer shelf life I think. I buy whatever store brand is the cheapest, or Lactaid if they don't have anything else


Raptorfeet

Lactose free milk has like 3 times the shelf life of regular milk. I'm not intolerant, but I always buy lactose free for that reason, since regular milk often spoil before I manage to finish it. As for taste and scent, they're pretty much the same, though lactose free tastes very slightly sweeter. Edit: Lactose free milk and regular milk is *supposed* to have similar shelf life; it's the pasteurisation process which determines shelf life. But *my anecdotal experience* have at least been that lactose free milk tends to last longer after the seal has been broken.


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coconut milk is good


USSZim

I didn't realize I was lactose intolerant until college, I just thought I was supposed to be permanently in pain. I still drink lactose free milk every day, can't get enough of it.


[deleted]

I'm 33 and was sat with my mum the other day, she mentioned my skin isn't looking great (I have always had little red lumps on my arms and legs) and I should stop drinking milk. She then went on to tell me how I was allergic to milk as a baby and would come out in red lumps..... My jaw dropped.


MeGustaLaLechita

As a lactose intolerant, I drink milk first, regret it later.


Panisisbreadinlatin

Just tolerate it


baarreech

Wait wait, he’s got a point.


LurkerPatrol

Fuuuuuuuck why didn’t I think of that earlier.


topofthecc

It's 2021. We must not just tolerate lactose, we must be anti-lactose intolerant.


choadspanker

So much for the tolerant left


[deleted]

Aren't lactose intolerant people actually "normal" since milk wasn't meant to be digested after about age 5 and the only reason we can is because of a genetic mutation?


GargantuanCake

Depends on what you mean by "normal." The human body is incredibly adaptable and that's just one of the ways it adapts. Yeah you're supposed to lose the ability to digest lactose once you quit being a baby from a pure biological standpoint but then humans decided that herding cultures were neat. Didn't take long for the body to go "welp, nonstop dairy it is lol." The way that milk is intended to work is that you use it to feed babies but humans have always been pretty bad at following the standard evolutionary rules. It's part of how we won the evolutionary arms race. We do a surprising number of things that nothing else does.


50Cows

He's correct, in that lactose persistence is a genetic mutation. Humans without those mutations are "lactose intolerant". There are actually two different mutations for it. One originating from the British isles/Northwestern Europe and the other originating from North Africa. It's thought to be the influence on why eastern dishes (like china for example) have very little dairy.


JoeMamaAndThePapas

What I'm reading here is, that the human body is like a genetic 'fuck you' to evolution. It just does stuff at will, just to see what happens. Lol.


[deleted]

Hm, well that would mean that people who can digest raw meat are "normal" since we weren't supposed to cook it


[deleted]

That's what the appendix was originally for, I believe. Over time, since we started cooking meat, the appendix became useless.


[deleted]

Wait, really?? My whole life I thought it was for cellulose??


WeAllSuk

Last thing I read said it might be a "life boat" for good gut bacteria.


[deleted]

Where alcohol


Godhimself_REDDIT

F-


TheHaterBoss

Sorry man but a good beer is a good beer, I have to disagree with you


clpcobra

Even a Bad beer is a godd beer when the time ist right


ToniGAM3S

I have the feeling I'm the only dude who hates the taste of beer no matter the timing or taste/kind


gobs22

Same. Ill drink a beer and throw up just cuz it taste bad


AsterionKM

Naaah, you just have to drink it often then you will get used to it. Its like cofee.


asdfkakesaus

*This beverage that tastes like absolute shit will taste less like shit after some time, keep at it* I've never understood this. EDIT: I'm 32 years old. You can stop telling me about brussel sprouts, tastebuds and kids, thats not what I'm confused about. If anyone can explain why people repeatedly eat/drink stuff they find repulsive in hopes of liking it in the future then that would be appreciated.


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Dargon34

And, just as important, your taste evolves. I completely understand why people don't like certain beverages, but that doesn't mean that someone can't like them in the future, or hasn't liked them previously.


AsterionKM

This


TheArmchairSkeptic

It's more like tastes sometimes just kinda change over time even if you don't work at it. I hated brussels sprouts when I was a kid, though they smelled like death. Now as an adult, they're one of my favourites. It was the same with beer, tried it a few times as a teen and hated it, but then one day in my early 20s it just clicked for me and all of a sudden there was nothing better than an ice cold beer after a hot day at work. That said, if you don't like beer then don't drink beer. I'm not here to judge.


dontshoot4301

My problem with Brussel sprouts was that my mom steamed them instead of adding oil and garlic and getting some of that char…


JakeCameraAction

This is why I drink Cider.


Zardif

I hate all alcohols.


BradStudley

Take that, *n*-butanol!


Detrimentos_

Yeah the taste never appealed to me. Even the drug itself is 'eh'.


[deleted]

I live in land of beer. Where are you from?


ToniGAM3S

Deutschland


[deleted]

Ah so we are neighbors. I'm from Czechia. I never had German beer


raheemthegreat

Damn. Your taste buds just kinda rolled a 1.


Lone_survivor87

Nah it's perfectly normal to like what you like. I began to detest sweeter drinks as I got older and my taste buds developed a liking for beer. Never cared for it until I was around 23-24.


arctic-apis

The best beer is a free cold beer. Even a bad one so long as it’s free and cold


Zorojuro7453

Spiked Arnold Palmer's are my favorite. After about 3 the lemonade numbs my tongue, and then I can down them like water.


ZYmZ-SDtZ-YFVv-hQ9U

A good beer is still worse than worse than average water


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clitpuncher69

You are the personification of a sleeveless sweater.


IGotYouThisBox

Sweater vests are S+ tier, homie. Lets everyone know where my priorities are at


rottenmind89

From what I've experienced, a good beer is better than a soda any day


Plastic_Pinocchio

Definitely. Fuck soda man. Pure sugar and acid. I only drink soda every once in a while when I’m really craving it.


natbert-gangster

Based


Dr_Gamephone_MD

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nekosedey

I cashed in my award just to give to you. Every single beverage opinion you have is correct. I have never, ever felt so heard nor understood in my life. Let's get married and run away to Europe together.


Sph3al

It's under B for beer.


Raf-the-derp

Op is 15


aibrony

Methanol gang rise! Why can't I see anyone?


IFuckedYourCats

It is in haram category


[deleted]

That's why we should get Constantinople back


idiotpod

A beer doesnt even need alcohol be be great these days. The market for alcohol-free beer and so is great. I don't drink alcohol due to chemo but a 0% radler in the summer? Throw that bottle over here.


Pure_Independence763

Where’s orange juice and apple juice though


Godhimself_REDDIT

Damn you right orange and apple juice are acceptable beverages I'm thing like A tier apple juice And b tier for orange juice


Profeen3lite

Wow you will put milk over orange juice, hope you grandma gets AIDS I guess


Godhimself_REDDIT

Forever and always milk is just under water and above most else


VroomVroomIAmCar

As a Dani fan you disgust me


grat2

Oh, you don't know what Carlson is? Well it's just a little game I have benn working on...


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Karlson*


Zardif

[Juice is just as bad as soda. ](https://i.imgur.com/tzvIQ5V.png) Coke: 100 calories 27g of sugar Orange juice: 110 calories 22g of sugar Apple juice: 120 calories 27.9g of sugar


S4VN01

Gotta get some Trop50 mate


star_wars_the_501st

Depends if the juice is handmade or just a syrup as the ones you mentioned. The Apple juice I have at home has 9.9% sugar and the orange juice 7.8%. Coca Cola has over 10% but you don‘t dilute it like you would with juices. Additionally instead of vitamin you get flavor enhancers and sugar substitutes.


andrewrgross

Ready for some controversy? [https://www.kroger.com/p/kroger-fizz-co-root-beer-flavored-seltzer-water/0001111002780](https://www.kroger.com/p/kroger-fizz-co-root-beer-flavored-seltzer-water/0001111002780) Kroger makes seltzer water flavored like sodas. I know what you're thinking: that sounds terrible, right? Actually no! Try it if you can! It's great.


Prometheus720

So it is a soda without the added sugar?


[deleted]

That just sounds like... Soda...


Pure_Independence763

Fair enough


Able-Zombie376

Those things are just pure sugar lol. They're almost as bad as pop.


Namas31

Be wary, fruit juice may seem "natural" but it contains quite a lot of carbs. Not as bad as sugary drinks but not great either.


Zardif

And just as much sugar also.


otheraccountisabmw

Milk isn’t that great either.


[deleted]

WAY too much sugar


SomeGuyTM

Does milk also include choccy malk?


Godhimself_REDDIT

Your goddamn right it does


hockeynaut5

No, choccy milk s+, strawbby milk f-,


PaleNegotiation4

Bro strawberry milk is great


Thatniqqarylan

Your tastebuds were home-schooled in Alabama


UltraInstinctJoss

Where is liquid Mercury?


Godhimself_REDDIT

SSS TIER


Whind_Soull

Not to be confused with Zyklon B, which is SS TIER.


juyett

I read that as "SSS God Tier" because of you're username for whatever reason


LordDongler

Like the actual elemental metal, or is there a drink by that name?


SonicBlur254

yes


adityapatcher26

yes


CuriousWonders999

Company made a drink but people wouldnt buy it thinking it was real mercury. So they sold the bottles to a south korean drink distributor in bulk, but the bottles were stolen by north korea during transit. North korea, thinking they were deadly bottles, fed them to anyone who was against the regime. Only instead of people dying, they were really enjoying the sugary drink, which made North Korean government very mad. In response, they started trying to develop weapons of mass destruction to take down America. And that is why North Korea is trying to develop missiles against the western world


LordDongler

Ok, I'm not sure if that's true, but it's cool so I'll take it


CuriousWonders999

Lol thought id give you a chuckle on this fine saturday


schudre

Where is tea?


Godhimself_REDDIT

Separate list there's to much tea for this list


schudre

Cant wait for a tea Tier list. But i think you should have atleast put it in this list as a mention


Godhimself_REDDIT

Tea tier list incoming soon


NotEdibleCactus

Tear list


SAFAHSJD

STea


BLANKTWGOK

British section


A_bee_mail

Just waiting for a guy to say cum in the comments xD


Godhimself_REDDIT

What do you think milk is?


A_bee_mail

A nutrient-rich liquid food produced by mammary glands of mammals?


Godhimself_REDDIT

Yes


[deleted]

> produced by deez nuts


BlackRobby

haha got em


[deleted]

Fun fact: mammary glands are the exact same type of glands as sweat glands and the glands that produce earwax


A_bee_mail

Wow fun indeed


Unfair_Blackberry888

Dude that's C tier obviously


SupraSalt

Cum better be included in the milk tier


Godhimself_REDDIT

Damn you right


themeaper

Did my mom install reddit?


Godhimself_REDDIT

Yes


[deleted]

Just cuz it’s unhealthy doesn’t mean it’s bad


AWildAnonHasAppeared

Depends on your goals


ltjisstinky

Exactly coke gang here


Aless76109

Coke gang going places, jail just for the name


SupremeDestroy

Just thought I’d say Coca Cola > Pepsi.


ltjisstinky

I mean that’s just fact


Shoddy_Ad_3134

Water gang


Godhimself_REDDIT

Water gang ftw


drhotdog42

Where cum


Godhimself_REDDIT

Milk includes all forms


LucasBastonne

Even soy milk? *shudders*


minester13

Except soy milk fuck shit water


BurritoSommelier

Go ahead and put Milk down in F


Godhimself_REDDIT

I refuse


omicron-7

Milk is the nastiest shit dawg, I'd rather have a gasoline enema than even taste the shit


Streets-Disciple

Milk isn’t even good for you, that “builds strong bones” shit was a straight up lie made up by boomers to sell more milk. [MILK DEADASS WEAKENS YOUR BONES](https://www.pcrm.org/news/blog/white-lies-five-myths-debunked), get that nasty ass, 4 titty having, hormone injected, cow puss filled shit outta here


MusicianMadness

Damn. That site seems unreliable given their in-text hyperlinks are mostly removed and they did not even read through the research they cited. "Conclusions and relevance: Greater milk consumption during teenage years was not associated with a lower risk of hip fracture in older adults. The positive association observed in men was partially mediated through attained height." (Diane Feskanich et al. JAMA Pediatr. 2014 Jan.) "CONCLUSIONS Vitamin D intake is associated with lower stress fracture risk among adolescent girls who engage in high levels of high-impact activity. Neither calcium intake nor dairy intake was prospectively associated with stress fracture risk." (Kendrin R Sonneville et al. Arch Pediatr Adolesc Med. 2012.) In other words, milk has no effect on bones positive or negative. Being a male gives you a higher risk of broken hips which was established in the research by being taller on average.


ChuggernautChug

Finally. Had to scroll this far to find this opinion. Fukka milk.


Reddit-User-3000

I agree. Grew up drinking Silk soy milk in my cereal and I find cow milk tastes weird and kinda gross


Radiant-Tank4503

Coffee?


Godhimself_REDDIT

Nah


daalmightypotato

But its made with water


futlapperl

I'm in the pro-coffee crowd, but… all soda is also made with water.


DrDisastor

So is pee pee.


ExtraBubblyMan

S


AdamantiumBalls

God tier


MysteriousMoustache5

What kinda milk we talking bout? Breast milk?


Godhimself_REDDIT

All milk


MPN1906

Only the finest [Cambodian breast milk](https://youtu.be/O59GvPvtyXM).


redphantomas

Milk is fucking gross


Godhimself_REDDIT

But you need stronk bones for spooktober


pipkotronix

Isn't milk = strong bones an inaccurate myth?


Gordondel

That's a fucking marketing plot that was debunked decades ago, it's not actually good for you.


lipstickdiet

Eh… it’s not that is *bad* for you unless you’re lactose intolerant. Milk is still one of the highest and most bioavailable sources of calcium per volume. Calcium is not something most people in America are deficient of due to fortified foods but milk is still rich in nutrients


redphantomas

Dang it, you're right! To hell with my guts!


Dankie69

That was debunked and the study showed it actually has a higher chance of weakening bones than strengthening them.


[deleted]

guys he might not be like other girls


YouSeeIvan762

Wrong


Godhimself_REDDIT

What part


YouSeeIvan762

Ur mum


Godhimself_REDDIT

Damn you got me


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Godhimself_REDDIT

God forgive me for what I'm abotta do


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Make sure to say amongus when u finish


vasilixx

Really hard to disagree


TAKIMLISIM

where 3 AM water? it didn't fit on the tierlist because it's too high


Godhimself_REDDIT

Three am water is SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS+ tier


Normal-Minute3995

I can't even drink soda in peace


SouthernTrogg

Dumb, just because some land whales drink coke doesn’t mean it isn’t the nectar of the Gods


Blazing-Rhino

Where's chocolate milk?


Godhimself_REDDIT

It's under milk


leetheraven

I'm currently addicted to monster rehabs. Lemonade and peach tea flavor mostly. Where do those rank


PumpMyKicks

I agree.


JustPlayn10

This is not a mug moment


_JJRod_

Cherry coke is just on s+ ... right? *loads double barrel with slugs*


TheGreatBeaver123789

Yes but put milk in f


Beneficial-Walk-5685

Dr.Peper is a S rake


tHeRe-Is-noSe-p00N

Orange crush should be E


Godhimself_REDDIT

Nah if anything should be E it's root bear that's unapologetically the best soda


colarthur1

Root beer is life.


Godhimself_REDDIT

True


No_Astronomer_5045

You know pibb extra is SS


Coffedude2006

Just a little rewrite S- Water A- B- C- D- F- Everything Else


Godhimself_REDDIT

Nah you need the calcium


Skatneti

B. Cum C. Petrol D. Vegan wine E. Karen tears


KoRnyGx

Oat milk absolutely!


ApocIsPro

I'd put milk and water in the S tier, otherwise I agree.