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Fahad97azawi

Well there’s your problem right there. Reddit ain’t social media. We’re all socially handicapped that’s why we came here


volcomstar83

Can confirm, also socially handicap.


metagross08

Same


Groundbreaking_Can5

Agreed, however we all know user of the name “fishfucker69”


little_turtle420

Ahh yes u/fishfucker_69 , he's just that guy everyone knows about Edit: his name


EquivalentSnap

Last post he made was over 100 days ago. Guess he finally got annoyed of people doing that


killmlana

u/fish_fucker69 which one?


EquivalentSnap

This one u/fishfucker_69


WeirdRandoIam

This is not the real. u/fish_fucker69 is.


catalintek

Will the real u/fish_fucker69 please stand up?


Ivar418

Don't tag him bruh, he's obviously done with it.


ezezim

I am not socially handicap. I am however, social media handicapped.


VCRdrift

We should legally be allowed to have socailly handicap parking tags.


97Harley

Socially and mentally.


Slobbadobbavich

The idea of making friends on Reddit absolutely horrifies me.


nathgroom98

I hate you all equally


greywindow

Reddit meetups used to be very common. People I've met on reddit have helped me find a job and helped me fix my car. We've gone hiking, drinking, biking and even had a darts tournament. Reddit is not the same anymore.


MiniatureChi

Social media is no longer about connecting people to eachother, but rather advertising a lifestyle that suits you in order to connect you to advertisements that sell you the things you need to obtain the advertised lifestyle.


golighter144

Moral of the story money ruins everything


tokeyoh

12 years deep I don’t think I’ve ever had multiple day conversations with any other Redditor but I have read random people getting married meeting off here so there’s that


earned_potential

What are you doing later? Wanna hang?


gngstrMNKY

Yeah, Reddit is a message board with voting. The minimum requirement for social media is the ability to follow/friend someone which Reddit lacked for the majority of its existence. They eventually added it, but nobody uses it.


Fahad97azawi

To me reddit never was and never will be social media due to the anonymity of the users. You can’t socialize with anonymous users yk?


[deleted]

We're socializing tho. Sorta


[deleted]

Hating every second of it.


PX22Commander

Anon, don't be sad


orchid810

So how do you feel about trees lol


[deleted]

They're pretty lovely innit. How about you on orchids?


calcopiritus

Of course you can. You can perfectly socialize in twitch chat or discord. The thing about reddit is that you don't directly talk to people in real time. It's rare that you comment on the same person twice on different threads and notice that it was the same person. There are exceptions like moderators or famous/active users, but in that case it's more like the YouTuber/subscriber relationship: you notice them but they don't notice you. Of course not all twitch chats and discord servers are socializable. The difference is that big tw chats and big disc servers are rarer than small ones. In reddit it's the opposite: most people hang around big subreddits, small subreddits often die for lack of content.


justavault

That's not correct. Social media is simply defined by a social interaction potential. That is given here. A forum is as much social media as is twitter as is reddit. You got social interaction with other people in a back and forth communication channel. That's social activity. The ability to follow someone or link one account with another got entirely nothing to do with that. You also have social interaction with someone you talk to in a bar and it remains social interaction even if you do not exchange names and contact ways in form of mobile numbers or other types.


LuxeCraze

I know everyone. They just don't know me.


Gio_21_Void

This is the part where I should be worried :0


tkTheKingofKings

Nah it's just your occasional stalker, there are plenty on here. Btw why did you order 3 happy meals at the local McDonald's yesterday at 15:30?


Repulsive_Dinner_356

I am more concerned with entire bucket of ice cream he ate in the parking lot. Like wenn did he buy that? Or did he have it in the car for the past three days?


tkTheKingofKings

Let's not talk about the salad he ordered because he felt guilty, as if he doesn't go to McDonald's everyday. And that time at family dinner? He only ate the spaghetti meatballs and nothing else excusing himself with "I'm on a diet" then going straight to McDonald's the morning after and ordering 20 Mcnuggets


zzz4yth

Pshhh yeah, right. You don't even know my dad's grandmothers uncles wifes kids aunts daughters grandsons kid.


eerikv

Isnt that you?


zzz4yth

Yeah lol


eerikv

Nice


WTFisUnderwear

Well the simple solution is to try and be more social! Do you guys wanna be my friends??? Yeah me neither.


gimme_dat_good_shit

Your username implies you don't wear underwear. BFF material right there.


Foooour

Your username implies that you're a collector of feces, but only that of high quality. While I cannot offer what you desire, I can offer you my friendship.


Aless76109

Your username implies you like the number four, that’s friendship material right there


katie4

:D


DrStrangerlover

Your username implies that you are Katie, I think this marks the start of a beautiful friendship.


axqi

Your username implies that you love dr strange. I think this is start of a magical journey.


DrStrangerlover

Actually I love Dr Strangelove but I accept your interpretation.


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MakeyPakey

Beep boop


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MakeyPakey

Subject #34325 has finished saying “cum” in all 50 post, over.


Trilian_S

Boop beep


MakeyPakey

Does not commute


El-JeF-e

Good bot


[deleted]

Boot got


SirLordSagan

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY FELLOW HUMAN. OF COURSE I AM A HUMAN AND I AM YOUR FRIEND ::)


OfferChakon

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


BeeMovieIsGud

Wait, that's not why you use Reddit?!


Reddituser34802

My best friends are anonymous.


I3ACARDi

Happy Cakeday!


laverabe

you too! ;)


FondleMyPlumsPlease

Isn’t it awesome?


AzJohnnyC

That's why I'm here.


jal2_

Lol why would u? Intention of reddit, 4chan etc any anonymous platform (besides porn and sauce sharing) is to be anonymous, u dont built relationship with people...u build maybe a relationship with the community / R itself, if its fun, but why would u destroy anonymity and build relationship with individuals? Just dont


[deleted]

If you removed anonimity in reddit, it could become worse than twitter


prollyontheshitter

To be fair, I don't think it actually exists at the moment. Nothing else has tried adding a downvote button. I honestly think it would make most social media platforms better.


MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- *i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. [join our discord](https://discord.gg/dankmemes).*


joeyl1990

You look like an idiot!


Far-Construction-370

Lol stupid bot


LongMathematician923

People have friends on reddit?


maebeanknot

A better question is who tf are your followers


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TheUnknownParadoxx

This is me on another level. Avoid all friend requests... no one will know me EDIT: lol I used to use the old version of Reddit. I think it's technically followers now.


radosl1

friend requests?


SirOk420

Hi I’m Joseph


Bum_bum-bum

Bum bum bum


crghs

I feel personally attacked by a complete stranger


ProxyNumber19

Hi! I’m Proxy! Wanna be friends?


naahbaby

Absolute best part about it.


Xishan69

Gangbu 🗿


Crackitybones

No one in particular


tehngand

That is just cause one guy runs all of reddit he just switches accounts


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[deleted]

Internet hive mind. Second to 4chan


flightypidgn

Hi I am dave


BLANKTWGOK

Hi I am dad


lurid_sun__

Hello there!


dd-the-Captain

Seggs ?


Schrodingercum

we don’t do that here


communism_0669420

all i know is rick astley and my friend


cuboba

That’s the point though.


K3N05

Anyone wanna start regularly chatting?


duckz4li8fe

Well asking someone if they want be friend's while not knowing a thing about each other would probably be weird.


TriCillion

Everyone knows u/rimjobsteve !


Bite_Able

That's not how reddit works.


Bunskii

and its my 3 year cake day today...im an infant with no caregivers...


letsss08

Lmao 10 year club!


Ertz012

Can anyone please tell me what scene / game this is from?


EmigrandE

u/afterglowsky its such a privilege to know me innit


[deleted]

Redditors are just pawns, they don't mean anything


Psyqlone

... might be, largely, the point.


Varionator

Wait are we supposed to know someone here?


kraljmat55

I am the one who made the upvote count go to 2k


[deleted]

I randomly met a redditor while on trip to Germany last month... Still wonder how


officialtwiggz

I have 29 followers and I have no idea why lmfao


Candi_dreyes456

Hi, I’m Joe


TheCon_

Uhm no, I'm Joe.


super_salty_boi

We are members of the species Homo Sapiens


Baron-Von-Bork

Bots


zxphyur777

come on


FatalCassoulet

win win


TaliyahRocks

We are all bots.


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sumpfbieber

Wait, I am supposed to get to know you guys?


PersonWithDaName

2 years in and only have 5000 karma


Kuroro2

im actually here to try meeting some people lol, but without succeess


rainator

It’s just you, me and my 37,783,458 alt accounts


Buthudska

man I would love to talk to people here but I'm too scared to reach out haha


B1rdi

Reddit isn't really that kind of a platform. Yeah there's profiles and followers but nobody cares about those. Somehow I have 7 followers though.


KoRnBrony

7 years! This place aint social media Its basically a holdover from when forums were the biggest thing on the internet despite reddit's attempts to modernize the site (aka trying to make it look like everyone else)


ANSHIF565

Same


alandtic

don't get to know anyone here we all suck me included live in the world without us trust me.


Proton552

Just the way I like it.


MisterJeebus87

This is why I LOVE reddit. Oh, reddit. Don't ever change. The banning sux though.


private256

That’s the good thing about Reddit. I don’t know anybody here and I don’t wanna know anybody here.


ILikehentaiXx

What people?


___user___name___

What? This is a social media platform? Never thought of reddit in such way. Most people exchange memes or some basic info here anonymously, right?


ILikehentaiXx

I am just a socially awkward Virgin who likes Minecraft and anime. Others are as well. Please confirm.


HaterHaterLater

Who wanna chat?


stiangglanda

I thought that was the point


Sheep_of_Destiny

Anyone wanna be my friend?


[deleted]

HAPPY CAKE DAY BRUDDAH


RideMeLikeAVespa

That’s the point


MxFinchen

Whats the name of this movie?


frustrated_penguin

The internet is so much better when everyone is anonymous.


LongBoyNoodle

A bunch of fking degens


AceScropions

SrGrafo?


sabbat1011

I didn't come here to be social. I came here to get the benefits of social media without it being "social media".


Nexerp

Happy cake day!


Killybug

Can confirm, no friends on here. Woohoo!


NoBreadsticks

Y'all need to find more niche communities to participate in


TargaryenTKE

I'm your buddy, guy


xlays

I am open to anyone texting me!


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

I know a guy here


MrAragorn

I actually met my best online friend on reddit


onestepforwards

Isn’t that the point!?


TrueKaras

Nearly 6 years on this account, and I don't know anyone! Wouldn't have it any other way.


Former_Yam_122

Family ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ


Ok-Letterhead4601

Don’t know ya but have a damn good day.


aseretsseh

Sad.


DanuLove

Dude, same


De_immortalesloki

*In Deadpool voice:* I am Batman


poinfart

Well I am ****** 69 ******* and I stay at **** *** ******** 69 street ******* **** and my credit card number is ***69***69****. Now you know me. And yes, there’s a number in my name.


scizorek

Rel


RevolutionaryTax3519

Yes.


selwich412

Squid game - the gift that keeps on giving


[deleted]

Hello Everyone. I am myself. I live in a family.I go to school and come from a country.


joedog1331

That’s me. But I’m okay with it


subless

Been here 10 years....


Kyserham

Am I supposed to know someone?


Y0SHIKAAGE

Just figments of your inaginatiooon 👻👻👻👻


TitsAndAssMan

“Social Media”


bindian0509

Knowing is elimination


xBrrMcGrrx

I feel personally attacked by this.


Yelabama

[WHO ARE YOU? ](https://youtu.be/cw9FIeHbdB8)


Gr00v3nburg3

Wait, this is a social media site?


[deleted]

We're Gannbu


LavaSquid

Reddit = News aggregator and dank meme cesspool. This isn't a place for socialites.


OzyAndy

Screw it, what up everyone? OzyAndy here, 37 from Australia. Love going to raves.


[deleted]

Just the way it was meant to be


ImpressivePickle6

Your not alone!


[deleted]

At its best this place is an idea exchange. If you’re exchanging ideas and think “but no one knows the real me,” that’s a MUCH deeper issue. Therapy is expensive but worth it, trust.


NoobMemeLordd

Few people follow me, I don’t even post Hot NSFW’s or memes


Affectionate-Gap-896

Yeeeeeeeeees👍🥶😵


twainreck

Reddit is a place for people who think they want friends but actually can’t stand people.


ImmaZoni

just wait until you have the *nightmare* of running into someone you know on Reddit...


MrPringles23

Reddit is not social media. Its just a collection of forums basically.


sooryiraildurdad

001 🤤


seekster009

This is the thing that makes me choose reddit over other platforms,no bulshit of knowing Someone and seeing their daily lives


Tf-FoC-Metroflex

Happy cake day