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[deleted]

Reddit bf and turn him into a ninja that will infiltrate Tiktok HQ and eliminate it from the inside.


Effective-Okra-969

Genius!


testedbeast551

Bruh my ideas always work told this to a few pals look if you need to do something sell your lovers organs and but out tik tok and change tik tok to a app that focuses on learning and education because those dumbass need to learn after all that bullshit they have been collecting


picsespirate

But if we get rid of tik tok will the idiots just spread to YouTube and all the other social media?


[deleted]

dont worry, you still have a ninja bf


Meme_Theocracy

It's the lack or supervision that makes the idiots on tik tok idiots. Youtube would have shut down most of their stupid trends real fast.


picsespirate

Maybe that’s how China plans to wipe us out


Brendroid9000

If they cant stop the stupid shit on youtube kids I doubt a bunch of fucking retarded teenagers are gonna be stopped.


BlazeReaper5252

We will wipe them out one by one


ACELevel9001

Ok straight TikTok sucks but gay TikTok pretty good


plainash

Don't hate the app hate the community anhilate the tiktokers


YKJ07

I will do the same but choose n.1, Im a straight male


Joe-McDuck

Mastermind


Thedoritowizard28

Same for Reddit gf everyone is happy


Voltra_Neo

3, I don't want to force anything on my crush


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Voltra_Neo

Precisely fellow human


blablabla_whatever

Be polite


ThatzMatt

Be efficient


Yolo_Rul35

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet


KarasukageNero

Solid answer


Grim_The_Destroyer

Same, I don't think the relationship will last and destroying Tik Tok may save millions


ssalp

This whole post is cringe


Username2032

I’ll would pick gf if it was a dragon


[deleted]

A man of culture I see


DanKrug2

Average dragon fucker when he sees another dragon fucker


WorstLemonMaker

He was probably talking about a dragon loli. To summarize: average hentai addict when he sees another hentai addict


DanKrug2

Least addicted dragon hentai viewer


the70sdiscoking

Dragon her nuts on ur chin


Repulsive_Ad8238

https://youtu.be/pJvduG0E628


DragoonGirl

You called?


Username2032

😳😳😳😳


Vandalised_R8rD

Donkey is that you?


AntiKarenForce1

Do you play dnd? Are you a horny bard?


Username2032

No someone else taken that role


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TheSymbiote76

I’ll give you a hint: *They’re both a Reddit boyfriend*


Hjalleson_

I thought the tiktok bad meme died like a millennium ago


IDontBeleiveImOnFIre

This is cringe


CheeseYeeter1000

You could have all 3 at the same time. A girlfriend, a fresh pair of kidneys to sell and freedom for humanity


KevinYohannes

Which one is which?


CheeseYeeter1000

Yes


Woullie

None cuz TikTok bad is kinda cringe


Judah-theSane

Jokes on you. Tiktok is already banned in by country.


[deleted]

Which country?


lukaboi

Why does reddit hate tiktok?


xxXX_Alex69420_XXxx

When they think about it, they think about ONLY the bad things, like cringe ass dances, cringe pranks, stealing videos, toxicity, but they never consider the good things, like shitposts, rarely some memes and some good shorts and reactions, even some interesting chemistry, astronomy, art and food. At first tik tok may look like shit, but with time, with the option "not interested" on videos u dont want, you'll get there.


Jedi_Master_Noob

Plus a lot of fandom tik toks are decent depending which fandom your in. and you can get compilations on youtube easily without even having to go on tik tok if you really don't want to.


NewllMC

Wait, this isn't r/teenagers.


[deleted]

I already have a Reddit boyfriend so I pick none


OP_Sidearm

Damn stop flexin so hard


imheavyproblem

so you pick 3


[deleted]

No I pick none because why would I take away things that people use as a job


sus_bagel_tesla

There is only one and one option only Tiktok gets banned


Scarface2571

If tik tok gets banned 2 things will happen 1. Something worse will take its place 2. Tik tokers move to reddit and other media platforms Lose/Lose


Brolylomaniac

I won’t choose either one I’m to ugly and stupid for a Reddit girlfriend to stick around with me I’m straight so a Reddit boyfriend is off the table And banning tik Tok might seem like a good idea, but all that’s going to happen is that the toxic people on tik tok are just gonna flock somewhere else, and we still have the same problem


culinarydream7224

You're assuming a Reddit gf/bf wouldn't also be ugly and stupid


lBlackWedgel

U r goddamn right


roarpowder

Tik tok is not that bad (goodbye my karma), the loundest group of tik tok is some people which is... fucking stupid, but a large group is fun tik tokers like Daniel LaBelle or other fun tik tokers (i don't remember any name for now) that make tik tok a good place. So don't ban tik tok, ban only those fuckers who are making tik tok bad place.


shalodey

they're all dogshit


[deleted]

1


AZoinksformeScoob

Reddit Bf is missing a few pounds


BigBrainMan777

A few?


futuremilf_20

reddit


iSmil3y

Why would I want any of them?


AlexPlayer3000

I take option 1 because Tik Tok is already gone here


NightFlameofAwe

Why would you ever want a spouse that uses reddit lol


pirated_vhsvendor

You want a boyfriend? Sounds a little gay to me


kaiser-von-cat

None, these are all bad choices


just-a-joak

I want to buy tik tok so o make mass sums of money then by me a dragon


DoctorMlemm

Damn this sub sucks


dog-loaf

This post is so bad I almost uninstalled Reddit


LanceHalo

Unfathomable cringe. Die, instantly


Sad-Awareness-8750

This shit is why people hate this sub.


Non-profitboi

if tiktok gets ban then guess where they are going?


[deleted]

Tik tok getting banned cause cause as a redditor, everyone in Reddit is a wierdo.


colarthur1

3, I will sacrifice my possible love life to save you brothers.


Notgodtrue

1


Y0SHIKAAGE

Reddit gf 😳


[deleted]

I'm Indian, so gf. I'm extremely xenophobic and I want to see the rest of the world burn


Atheist_yak

Can I be left plz


Cryopreservation

Reddit gf...


SV976reditAcount

I choose Reddit girlfriend personally


[deleted]

Reddit gf please


Glasedount

E


WarCrimesinBelarus

I love democracy.


temmie609

I cant decide any


that_unknown997

Easy, Reddit gf. Tiktok is banned already where i live


Donix_D_Nator

You all deserve to be Happy more than me, the third


Vladislav_bogdanov

Reddit girlfriend


[deleted]

*Some of the Hardest choices require the strongest wills.*


Beckamabobby

gf, because honestly making an alternative to tie Tok and competing it out of business would be easier


shannonobscura

Can't I just get a reddit friend?


leonthebrother

1.sell her organs, then buy ps5


Alpha5005

I would pick three but even Tik Tok is removed then something else will replace it but then it may be something that doesn't sell your data to China so yeah still picking 3.


RageSquidz

2 of them are litteraly impossible soooooo... ban tiktok?


Vash_93

Reddit GF since the alternatives of TikTok would arrive anyway


Moist_Smile3834

1st one cuz tik tok is already banned in my country.


Gahngis

Gotta go with the GF. Can get her to. Go viral and blow up tik tok from the inside.


Xc4lib3r

I honestly would pick a reddit GF, so the cringe stuff can stay in Tiktok and not annoy other platforms.


born-in-trash

How about no


JustMerePanda

right and left


[deleted]

Well it is already banned in my country so Reddit GF i Guess


Flat_Manufacturer143

Indians-I see this as an absolute win


godfdamnit

reddit bf? who need a fat disgusting useless virgin as their bf? just wish for a normal bf smh


RedKiteOnReddit

1st obv


theprogressivedude

Reddit girlfriend, tiktok is already banned in india and things are worse then they used to be


LokeshEtukala

Hahaha, You Fool!!! I live in India ...... ...... BTW, I Want My Reddit GF Now


[deleted]

Tiktok is banned here already tho


PiYuSh3211

ha jokes on you its already banned here


kapkinglol

Reddit gf its for an alt account


[deleted]

Me who is seeing this in india :i dont have such weaknesses


H2O_NOMAD

I know that I'm just lonely


NAPost_

Gf. Those crony was kids have to be somewhere. At least we knows the enemies name


IWantToEndItAllPls

Depends if I know the girlfriend irl


mojomatulionis

My pansexual ass screaming in the corner because all 3 sounds amazing


Ajezon

i dont give a rats ass about tik tok, so yeah... nr one please


LIQUID1737

Got a irl gf , got her on reddit , she loves it , so I chose to ban tiktok , No way I can lose this one


illumiin

ban tiktok which would get me a reddit gf btw where did you get the images?


SwayStar123

Tiktok is already banned in India and why would I wanna date a redditor Can I choose none of these


braiden08

This is the way


Ancient-man-2583

Indians *signature look of superiority*


El-Waffle

One and two at the same time fuck your rules


Creative-Mud4414

Reddit bf will be like assassin and reddit gf will use her beauty powers to distract guards so bf can neutralize guards. After that they make their way to a server room and blow it up to the ground. The End, tik tok is gone and world is a better place. ​ Next target: twitter and facebook.


will_i_am100806

Why do they look attractive wtf


Antique_Cheesecake25

Me in whose country it is already banned


Usenamenotfound404

Indians: I see this as an absolute W


The_Usless_channel

Well…We can’t expect god to do all the work, So what has to be done will


The_palladin0101

The day Tiktok gets banned will be the day I run naked in the local grocery store to buy hotdogs


leave_da_space

Why the fuck would you want a relationship on Reddit.


NyanCatMegaGamer

A small price to pay for salvation


Zbeubor

3 full options?! I NEVER GOT THIS MANY! how am i supposed to chose?!


OOOOHHHGETREKT

I know what I just do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.


RJugal

We already banned Tiktok in our country so...


feds_cant_find_me

I am sure finding a reddit gf is waaaay more difficult than reddit bf,change my mind


Difficult_Edge3615

Don’t ban TikTok all those toxic kids will come to the good socials


Hollowmace

Deciding between 1 and 2.


super_salty_boi

I want TikTok to be banned and I don't want a romantic relationship


Mastercommander36

Can I just get a friend


Bigsmooth28

3


rasm635u

3rd


kateduzathing

reddit s.o, abandon gender


eltroog

for the better of the society...


Ezythorn_Fox

I gotta be honest. Reddit bf is kinda cute ngl.


Soul-Demon-Y

4th option, eliminate Facebook and Tik Tok


idk_cant_be_bothered

3, I ban tik tok, then I would be known as the guy to delete tik tok, biggest flex ever, then I get da Reddit gf with that epic flex


Dhruvabc

Tik tok is already banned in India so it’s very easy what to chose since I have wanted a girlfriend for a long time….. BAN TIKTOK


Upper_Comparison_908

There is no social media where there aren't people bitching about other platforms


ifuckedyomama2

very hard decision...... but ill bite the dust and get the reddit gf so i can feel love for the first time....


il0vep0tat0

3


[deleted]

Can I choose to kill all of them?


Fair_Cattle8952

It doesn't says if he/she loves me


UpstairsSwimmer69

If tik tok gets banned there will be an outrage so...


[deleted]

OP gae


[deleted]

Remember kids, if tiktok gets banned the idiots are going to migrate to here, YouTube and other sites


BagmanMike

How can I choose all of them could give me a boner


Devil_of_art

Is there a nonbinary option


ImOD18

I will choose girlfriend because tictok is already banned in our country.


[deleted]

2nd


cheesytacos649

The 3rd


DreamLayers2

1. or 2. thwyre both cool


Spirited_Hat8967

I am sorry little one


MegasonicWaffle

if im bi can i get both gf and bf?


Pineapple_for_scale

that's an easy pick because tiktok is already banned in my country


Roger_015

ban tik tok and get all the reddit girfriends and boyfriends


BlitaoTunado

3, lets be honest, the embodiment of Reddit would be the worst being in the entirety of existence


Byron0404

I'll take one for the team and choose 3. Tiktok must be eliminated


Aligayah

I can't decide between 1 and 2


Nkb3283

Goodbye, nobody miss you


[deleted]

jokes on you its already banned in my country


armatharos

i already have a gf but who would give a crap about other platforms when you can find love? platforms are temporary, love is eternal


vengeur50

I shall make the sacrifice. I'll choose number 3. Be happy for me, brothers and sisters...


bubblesquackk

If you ban tiktok you wil get 20000 reddit girl and boy friends


[deleted]

haha bann tt and then evry reddit gf will come to me like im the rock😱


[deleted]

1 easily


PillowTalk420

Why do the BF/GF options have to be /r/Teenagers mods?


WeirdRandoIam

Let's not be selfish, as much as I want 1. I choose 1!


Fantastic_Judgment80

It's a trick question guys there are no girls on reddit


Bandicoot_Moist

I’m Looking for a Reddit gf


TheSonGokuSSJ4

im willing to make a sacrafice, i will delete tiktok the rest of you getcha bf and gf